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Fallon
09-25-2006, 12:34 PM
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1778&e=1&u=/060925/483/94605a30a119437eae54d106aaa3330b" target="_blank"><img width="380" height="253" border="0" align="middle" src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060925/capt.94605a30a119437eae54d106aaa3330b.brazil_athel tics_accident_xvc101.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=CGUTuY37HGJoWxlixOQ0Iw--" /></a></p><p>Track and field line judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped after a javelin
hit her in her foot during 'Brazil Trophy,' a national track and field
competition, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2006. <br /></p>

Furtherman
09-25-2006, 12:36 PM
<p>I'm sorry, but if you are a field judge for a javelin event, and the javelin hits you....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You are a lousy field judge, and should resign.</p>

Tall_James
09-25-2006, 12:40 PM
Perhaps she was a dish a one of those brazilian steakhouses.

Sheeplovr
09-25-2006, 12:41 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">'Brazil Trophy,' a national track and field competition</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>man for a big compitition liek that they could of pulled out some new javeline that looks al old and grimey </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-25-06 @ 5:12 PM</span>

reeshy
09-25-2006, 12:48 PM
No matter what happens to you...there's always one guy in the crowd who grabs your ass!!!!!<br />

ChimneyFish
09-25-2006, 01:09 PM
<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">At least it went clean through.</font></em></strong>

hunnerbun
09-25-2006, 01:43 PM
<p>Shit...you think that a judge for an event like this would be wearing steel toed boots, eh?</p><p>Dumbass....&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
09-25-2006, 01:53 PM
did they add an extra foot to the thrower's distance?

torker
09-25-2006, 02:47 PM
Them shits is broke!

CaptClown
09-25-2006, 04:54 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />Them shits is broke! <p>That made me spray soda out of my nose!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>

Plethora
09-25-2006, 04:58 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />did they add an extra foot to the thrower's distance?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="80" height="86" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

sr71blackbird
09-25-2006, 05:24 PM
THATS why I dont wear cuffed pants!

PapaBear
09-25-2006, 05:30 PM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">'Brazil Trophy,' a national track and field competition</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>man for a big compitition liek that they could of pulled out some new javeline that looks al old and grimey </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-25-06 @ 5:12 PM</span> <p>That's nothing. Last year they were using one of these javelins...</p><p><img height="237" src="http://www.phoenixgraphix.com/amc/amc207.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></p>

tele7
09-25-2006, 05:36 PM
<p>Sorry lady.</p><p><img height="231" src="http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/lamar/lamar1.jpg" width="227" border="0" /></p>

Marc with a c
09-25-2006, 05:39 PM
sweet stigmata

furie
09-25-2006, 05:53 PM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br><p>Sorry lady.</p><p><img height="231" src="http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.10/spotlight/nerds/images/lamar/lamar1.jpg" width="227" border="0" /></p><p></p>

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A.J.
09-26-2006, 04:04 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />did they add an extra foot to the thrower's distance? <p>Just an extra point.</p>

Snoogans
09-26-2006, 03:04 PM
This lady is a pussy. I remember that judge who got hit in the shoulder with a javelin and ya know what he did? He took it from his shoulder and marked it where he thought it woulda landed if it didn't hit him. THAT'S A REAL JUDGE!<br />

torker
09-26-2006, 03:21 PM
<p>Shhhh. She's sleeping.&nbsp; </p><p>She was tired of toeing the line.&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
09-26-2006, 06:10 PM
that javelin thrower has become her arch enemy...

mdr55
09-26-2006, 06:12 PM
That's the worst case of athlete's foot if there ever was one.<br />

FUNKMAN
09-26-2006, 06:13 PM
<p>her favorite fish is filet of sole...</p>

FUNKMAN
09-26-2006, 06:16 PM
rumor has it she likes to date poles....

Marc with a c
09-26-2006, 06:24 PM
c'mon guys i don't see the point to this

keithy_19
09-26-2006, 06:25 PM
The guy who threw it had asked her on a date earlier. He wanted to make sure she didnt leave.

FUNKMAN
09-26-2006, 06:41 PM
<p>guess it wasn't a good time to put your best foot forward...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>go funkman it's your birthday go funkman it's your birthday</p>

mdr55
09-26-2006, 06:49 PM
<p>Happy Birthday Funk!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/king.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Marc with a c
09-26-2006, 07:58 PM
that's going to take some time to heel.