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narc

09-25-2006, 11:01 AM

I was thinking about this the other day. A few of the girls in my history class eventually became obsessed with John C. Calhoun as a "hottie." 
My vote? Catherine the Great, in her younger days. Horse urban legend aside, she loved great sex. <img src="http://80below.com/uploads/nov05/CatherineII.gif"

JimiMetal

09-25-2006, 11:02 AM

I hope this thread ends right here !!!  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" />

narc

09-25-2006, 11:04 AM

A pic of youngish John C. Calhoun. <img src=http://www.army.mil/cmh-pg/books/cg&csa/_notes/11.jpg"

narc

09-25-2006, 11:05 AM

A pic of youngish John C. Calhoun. <img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:q1ZgT9xdLxc7UM:http://www.authentichistory.com/antebellum/manifest/1822_John_C_Calhoun_Portrait.jpg"

narc

09-25-2006, 11:06 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">JimiMetal wrote: I hope this thread ends right here !!! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /><hr color="cococo" align="left">

why??

phixion

09-25-2006, 11:08 AM

i would so lay seed in the mother of god

Don Stugots

09-25-2006, 11:10 AM

joan of archttp://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/leelee_sobieski_01-thumb.jpg

Judge Smails

09-25-2006, 11:10 AM

<img src="http://www.windcanyonbooks.com/media/2_Mary-Todd-Lincoln-A-Bio.jpg" border="0" />See Ron's theory on crazy chicks.

narc

09-25-2006, 11:16 AM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Judge Smails wrote: <img src="http://www.windcanyonbooks.com/media/2_Mary-Todd-Lincoln-A-Bio.jpg" border="0" />See Ron's theory on crazy chicks.<hr color="cococo" align="left">I thought she was just a beard for Abraham. Or should I say, Gaybraham?

booster11373

09-25-2006, 11:17 AM

Lizzy Borden has the whole crazy girl vibe going for her

furie

09-25-2006, 12:06 PM

El Mudo

09-25-2006, 12:23 PM

I vote for Custer's wife

http://capecodconfidential.com/images/cccanniejones011230c.jpg

narc

09-25-2006, 12:28 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">furie wrote: <img src="http://www.seeing-stars.com/Museums/HHM/Cleopatra(small).jpg"><hr color="cococo" align="left">
She looked more like this: 
<img src="http://www.fathom.com/feature/122433/3351_cleo6_SM.jpg" I'm sure she had quite the personality though.

Tall_James

09-25-2006, 12:28 PM

The Wife of Bath<img height="550" src="http://www.unc.edu/depts/chaucer/zatta/wife.jpg" width="397" border="0" />Oh the tales she could tell.

Tall_James

09-25-2006, 12:29 PM

narc wrote: furie wrote: <img src="http://www.seeing-stars.com/Museums/HHM/Cleopatra(small).jpg" border="0" />  She looked more like this: <img src="http://www.fathom.com/feature/122433/3351_cleo6_SM.jpg" border="0" /> I'm sure she had quite the personality though. I could open beer bottles with that nose.

ChimneyFish

09-25-2006, 12:32 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: joan of arcI think you mean Joan of Arc.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/milla.jpg" border="0" />

narc

09-25-2006, 01:08 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Tall_James wrote: The Wife of Bath<img height="550" src="http://www.unc.edu/depts/chaucer/zatta/wife.jpg" width="397" border="0" />Oh the tales she could tell.<hr color="cococo" align="left">Tall James is again my favorite poster. GrlNIN, you're out. 
*Honorable mention to ADF's Michael Jackson-unicorn thing in the other thread.

ChimneyFish

09-25-2006, 01:12 PM

Just in time for Hallow's Eve, kids.Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood CountessMwaahaahaahaahaa!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/monsters_3_elizabeth_L.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_BA*thory">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory</a>

This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 9-25-06 @ 5:14 PM

landarch

09-25-2006, 01:22 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: joan of arc<img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/leelee_sobieski_01-thumb.jpg" border="0" />Wow.  Just wow.  Those tits are beautiful.

Hottub

09-25-2006, 02:20 PM

Not sure of her historical importance, short of starting a wave of 19th century masturbation!<img title="Dirty Whore!" height="230" alt="Dirty Whore!" src="http://www.scoundrelsphotos.com/albums/FTP_uploads/Soiled%20Doves/bp21.jpg" width="350" border="0" />I found her <a href="http://www.scoundrelsphotos.com/thumbnails.php?album=4&page=1" target="_blank">here.</a> Many are NSFW. Even today!

This message was edited by Hottub on 9-25-06 @ 6:23 PM

Tall_James

09-25-2006, 03:41 PM

luvafroshows wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: joan of arc<img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/leelee_sobieski_01-thumb.jpg" border="0" />Wow.  Just wow.  Those tits are beautiful.I've run into her in midtown Manhattan and believe you me, this girl is creepy looking in person.

A.J.

09-26-2006, 04:16 AM

Empress Nympho<img height="204" src="http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/world/images/yes.jpg" width="272" border="0" />

nate1000

09-26-2006, 05:05 AM

Helen of Troy:<img title="Helen of Troy" height="304" alt="Helen of Troy" src="http://www.zetaminor.com/images/film_review_images/troy/troy_kruger.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

arcanewardrobe

09-26-2006, 10:31 AM

<img height="288" src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n303/arcanewardrobe/VESOLJE7a.jpg" width="187" border="0" />  <img height="281" src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n303/arcanewardrobe/1_17.jpg" width="263" border="0" />Ada Augusta LovelaceA honey as well as being a mathematical whiz (sometimes credited as the first programer), not to mention the daughter of partyman Lord Byron. The only downside is you might have had to get with her dad to get to her.

Don Stugots

09-26-2006, 12:11 PM

Tall_James wrote: luvafroshows wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: joan of arc<img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/leelee_sobieski_01-thumb.jpg" border="0" />Wow.  Just wow.  Those tits are beautiful.I've run into her in midtown Manhattan and believe you me, this girl is creepy looking in person.that just makes her hotter to me.  now, i am thinking that maybe she enjoys being tied to the bed and left there for an hour or two while i go out for some pizza.  hot.

Marc with a c

09-26-2006, 12:41 PM

ShelleBink

09-26-2006, 03:45 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: Just in time for Hallow's Eve, kids.Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood CountessMwaahaahaahaahaa!!!!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" /><img border="0" src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/monsters_3_elizabeth_L.jpg" /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%83%C2%A1thory">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory</a>

This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 9-25-06 @ 5:14 PM  For knowing/finding that, you have my complete and utter amazement.  Bravo

Judge Smails

09-26-2006, 03:50 PM

Lady Godiva<img height="551" src="http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/07/19/00071909_000.jpg" width="772" border="0" />Edit:  I think that picture meets Mikeboy's no nip or pubes rule of thumb.

This message was edited by Judge Smails on 9-26-06 @ 7:53 PM

Don Stugots

09-26-2006, 04:21 PM

Judge Smails wrote: Lady Godiva<img height="551" src="http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/07/19/00071909_000.jpg" width="772" border="0" />Edit:  I think that picture meets Mikeboy's no nip or pubes rule of thumb.This message was edited by Judge Smails on 9-26-06 @ 7:53 PM its ok, its art, like skelly's pics.

ChimneyFish

09-27-2006, 11:28 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  ChimneyFish wrote: Just in time for Hallow's Eve, kids.Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood CountessMwaahaahaahaahaa!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_BA?A*thory">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory</a>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 9-25-06 @ 5:14 PM   For knowing/finding that, you have my complete and utter amazement.  Bravo I first learned about this lovely lady when I was twelve, reading a book about the "real" Dracula, Vlad Tepes.<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/vlad-tepes.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/vittime.jpg" border="0" />Tell me he isn't a cutie, shelle.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

keithy_19

09-27-2006, 11:38 AM

Mary Magadelene.

Dougie Brootal

09-27-2006, 12:12 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: Just in time for Hallow's Eve, kids.Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood CountessMwaahaahaahaahaa!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/monsters_3_elizabeth_L.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_BA*thory">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory</a>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 9-25-06 @ 5:14 PM <img src="http://www.encyclopedie-enligne.com/Images/2/250px-bathory.jpg" border="0" />Real Picture of Erzsebet Bathory (Elizabeth Bathory)

ShelleBink

09-27-2006, 12:40 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: ShelleBink wrote: ChimneyFish wrote: Just in time for Hallow's Eve, kids.Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood CountessMwaahaahaahaahaa!!!!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" /> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%83?%C3%82%C2%A1thory">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory</a>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 9-25-06 @ 5:14 PM For knowing/finding that, you have my complete and utter amazement. Bravo I first learned about this lovely lady when I was twelve, reading a book about the "real" Dracula, Vlad Tepes. Tell me he isn't a cutie, shelle.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" />  He's okay, but I will say he'd do a lot to get a gal's attention.And I totally dug Elizabeth Bathory for being a kick ass bitch, it was really inspiring after a bad break up.

ChimneyFish

09-27-2006, 12:53 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  ChimneyFish wrote: ShelleBink wrote:  ChimneyFish wrote: Just in time for Hallow's Eve, kids.Elizabeth Bathory aka The Blood CountessMwaahaahaahaahaa!!!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_BA??%C3%82%C2%A1thory">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory</a>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 9-25-06 @ 5:14 PM   For knowing/finding that, you have my complete and utter amazement. Bravo I first learned about this lovely lady when I was twelve, reading a book about the "real" Dracula, Vlad Tepes. Tell me he isn't a cutie, shelle.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />  He's okay, but I will say he'd do a lot to get a gal's attention.And I totally dug Elizabeth Bathory for being a kick ass bitch, it was really inspiring after a bad break up.   I dug her 'cause she bathed in human blood.          Man, I would love to do that.