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Gaia

09-22-2006, 10:28 AM

So theres this silly little website called MyHeritage.com where you upload a photo, and thier facial recognition program tells you what celebrities you look like. Ummmm I think it's broken, here's what mine said:Katherine Heigl-86%Nicole Richie-73% (what the fuck?)Kimberly Williams-71% (who?)Natalie Imbruglia-71% ( I fucking WISH)Julia Stiles-71% ( I totally hate this girl, and she looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan, SAY IT AINT" SO!!!!!!!!!)Candace Cameron??? -68% COME ON!!!!!! Then I tried ANOTHER picture......... Kathering Heigl- 86%Natalie Imbruglia-83%Mini Anden- 76%Jessica Simpson--78% ( I dont look ANYTHING like her)Audrey Tautou-76%<a href="http://www.myheritage.com/">http://www.myheritage.com/</a> I want the last 10 minutes of my life back.

Jujubees2

09-22-2006, 10:41 AM

Jesus (pun intended),It said I was Mel Gibson 72% (but I believe the Holocaust happened)Zach Braff 58%Alexis Denisof 57%Michael Keaton 55%Helen Clark 55% (who the hell is Helen Clark?)Alec Baldwin 54%Hugh Hefner 51% -   Yeah baby!

soupcan

09-22-2006, 10:55 AM

larry king-75%sean lennon-74%peter sellers-72%chester bennington-71% (yeah baby!)

ShelleBink

09-22-2006, 10:55 AM

<img width="500" height="574" border="0" src="http://69.93.254.120/F/storage/site1/files/07/46/0746_0789a2c0ee44tq7spi02.jpg" />I did this a while ago, and its still a bit of a self esteem booster.

Dougie Brootal

09-22-2006, 10:58 AM

johnny depp 86%christian slater 63%sharon stone 77%....wtf!?!?

angelinad128

09-22-2006, 11:05 AM

Did anyone else get 10 matches? Angelina Jolie 68%Bridget Fonda 67%Eliza Dusku 63%Katherine Heigl 66%Melissa Joan Hart 63%Maria Sharapova 62%Lauren Gaham 62%Mandy Moore 60%Lisa Kudrow 60%Daisy Fuentes 60%

terry1979

09-22-2006, 11:08 AM

angelinad128 wrote: Did anyone else get 10 matches? Angelina Jolie 68%Bridget Fonda 67%Eliza Dusku 63%Katherine Heigl 66%Melissa Joan Hart 63%Maria Sharapova 62%Lauren Gaham 62%Mandy Moore 60%Lisa Kudrow 60%Daisy Fuentes 60%so let's see the pic you uploaded, you can't give us this stuff with no frame of reference.

Marc with a c

09-22-2006, 12:31 PM

brad pitt 87%johnny depp 83%george clooney 91%orlando bloom 77%heath ledger 89%jude law 96%david wright 86%Matthew McConaughey 82%

Don Stugots

09-22-2006, 12:34 PM

PearlNecklace wrote: brad pitt 87%johnny depp 83%george clooney 91%orlando bloom 77%heath ledger 89%jude law 96%david wright 86%Matthew McConaughey 82% its no fun if you are going to lie about it.

Marc with a c

09-22-2006, 12:36 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: its no fun if you are going to lie about it.   listen no neck. it isn't in my nature to lie.  i was number 51 on people magazines list.

Don Stugots

09-22-2006, 12:43 PM

PearlNecklace wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: its no fun if you are going to lie about it.   listen no neck. it isn't in my nature to lie.  i was number 51 on people magazines list.peoples magazine does a list of the top fag hags in the country now?  wow, who knew.

Marc with a c

09-22-2006, 12:45 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: PearlNecklace wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: its no fun if you are going to lie about it.   listen no neck. it isn't in my nature to lie.  i was number 51 on people magazines list.peoples magazine does a list of the top fag hags in the country now?  wow, who knew.HEY. the jerk store just called.

Don Stugots

09-22-2006, 12:48 PM

PearlNecklace wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: PearlNecklace wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: its no fun if you are going to lie about it.   listen no neck. it isn't in my nature to lie.  i was number 51 on people magazines list.peoples magazine does a list of the top fag hags in the country now?  wow, who knew.HEY. the jerk store just called.and they are out of their all time best seller, the pearlneckalce.  that old gag.

Marc with a c

09-22-2006, 12:49 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: PearlNecklace wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: PearlNecklace wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: its no fun if you are going to lie about it.   listen no neck. it isn't in my nature to lie.  i was number 51 on people magazines list.peoples magazine does a list of the top fag hags in the country now?  wow, who knew.HEY. the jerk store just called.and they are out of their all time best seller, the pearlneckalce.  that old gag.  yeah, well i had sex with all of your wives. +1

El Mudo

09-22-2006, 12:53 PM

76% Billy Bob Thornton66% Heath Ledger60% Donny Osmond57% David Beckham57% John Fruiscante55% John Maynard Smith51% Eugene Levy51% Bill Gates They just picked out pictures of guys with heavy beard stubble (like me) and glasses

Don Stugots

09-22-2006, 12:55 PM

<img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/064745_892305e0e44154t6vgpe12.jpg" border="0" /> by the way pearl, if you banged ex #1, how did i taste?  forest whitaker?  i can see the resemblance around the groin area. 

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 9-22-06 @ 4:58 PM

GwEnYpOo

09-22-2006, 01:07 PM

elisha cuthbert and heather graham were my first two , too bad i look nothing like them

TooCute

09-22-2006, 01:11 PM

<a href="http://www.myheritage.com" title="MyHeritage - create your own Celebrity Collage" alt="MyHeritage - create your own Celebrity Collage" target="_blank"><img src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/50/85/065085_947638d6154154o92z4516.jpg" width="499" height="297" border="0" ></a>

<a href="http://www.myheritage.com" title="MyHeritage - trace your ancestors" alt="MyHeritage - trace your ancestors" target="_blank"><img src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/52/63/065263_09272793354154avc5an16.jpg" width="500" height="574" border="0" ></a>


This message was edited by TooCute on 9-22-06 @ 5:18 PM

SatCam

09-22-2006, 01:12 PM

Benny Goodman

Aaron Kwok

Shahrukh Khan

Tobey Maguire

Paul Stanley

Kiefer Sutherland

must've been a bad picture of me

dereckfishboy

09-22-2006, 01:41 PM

<img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/DereckLookalike.jpg" /> Aside from Nikki Six, I have no idea who any of the people I "look like" are. 

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 9-22-06 @ 5:42 PM

Tall_James

09-22-2006, 01:47 PM

I got Timothy Dalton and two Japanese guys.So there you go.

Furtherman

09-22-2006, 01:53 PM

Too Cute doesn't look like celebrities, celebrities look like Too Cute!

FezPaul

09-22-2006, 01:59 PM

<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/066138_729416a0c54154uvs1ev10.jpg" border="0" /> It seems I most closely resemble a creepy old french (edit:Canadian) guy.

This message was edited by FezPaul on 9-22-06 @ 6:02 PM

Gaia

09-22-2006, 02:14 PM

Furtherman wrote: Too Cute doesn't look like celebrities, celebrities look like Too Cute! Its true its true!!!!

dereckfishboy

09-22-2006, 02:16 PM

FezPaul wrote: <img border="0" src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/066138_729416a0c54154uvs1ev10.jpg" /> It seems I most closely resemble a creepy old french (edit:Canadian) guy.

This message was edited by FezPaul on 9-22-06 @ 6:02 PM   Odd. I don't see Jackie Martling in there anywhere.

Gaia

09-22-2006, 02:23 PM

Dereck....when was the last time someone told you that you were cute? well you are.

FezPaul

09-22-2006, 02:28 PM

Odd. I don't see Jackie Martling in there anywhere. Either he's not famous enough, or STU is out of his mind.

AppleBoy

09-22-2006, 02:40 PM

Marc with a c

09-22-2006, 02:42 PM

<img height="379" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/71/11/067111_54129635664154m389yz17.jpg" width="583" border="0" />my picture is real grainy, but i like the fact i look like a child and a black man.who the hell is gary barlow

grlNIN

09-22-2006, 03:19 PM

<img border="0" src="http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/7886/067656923230d4c64154tmjsl608ez3.jpg" /><img border="0" src="http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/5752/067855274107bae641544hejw908eq8.jpg" />  Hm.

FUNKMAN

09-22-2006, 03:26 PM

one pic i got Chloe Sevigny and another pic i got Clive Owen...i want my money back

PanterA

09-22-2006, 03:34 PM

I dont know whether to be happy or feel really gay but I got Angelina Jolie 71%<img src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/82/98/068298_34383856474154tinot206.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by PanterA on 9-22-06 @ 7:41 PM

ShelleBink

09-22-2006, 03:35 PM

Gaia wrote: Dereck....when was the last time someone told you that you were cute? well you are.   Ugh, I hate my "No more board dating" rule <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" />

FezPaul

09-22-2006, 03:35 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: one pic i got Chloe Sevigny and another pic i got Clive Owen...i want my money backAt least you don't look like a former Canadian Prime Minister.

Gvac

09-22-2006, 03:50 PM

grlNIN

09-22-2006, 03:53 PM

You know you can click to have only male comparisons, right?

Gvac

09-22-2006, 04:00 PM

grlNIN wrote: You know you can click to have only male comparisons, right?  Sure...sure I knew that!  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" />  Hey, can you guys call me "Bandit" from now on? <img border="0" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/86/10/068610_27412906874154avgxaz05.jpg" />

dereckfishboy

09-22-2006, 04:00 PM

Gaia wrote: Dereck....when was the last time someone told you that you were cute? well you are.    I'm also a shy boy who blushes easy :)

ShelleBink

09-22-2006, 04:03 PM

dereckfishboy wrote: Gaia wrote: Dereck....when was the last time someone told you that you were cute? well you are. I'm also a shy boy who blushes easy <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" />   Awwww you're cuter than a puggle.

reeshy

09-22-2006, 04:03 PM

dereckfishboy

09-22-2006, 04:03 PM

AppleBoy wrote: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.myheritage.com/" title="MyHeritage - family web sites"><img width="500" height="574" border="0" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/70/22/067022_69272996564154livw5203.jpg" /></a>   If I ever needed proof that this system is flawed, is a 6% differential between Hugh Grant and Eugene Levy

FezPaul

09-22-2006, 04:05 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/068672_67650541974154zcx2rc10.jpgHair down, Canadian Prime Minister. Ponytail, actor who played Hitler. http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/0102038290200.jpg I'm just a born leader.

FezPaul

09-22-2006, 04:06 PM

dereckfishboy wrote:  AppleBoy wrote: <a title="MyHeritage - family web sites" href="http://www.myheritage.com/" target="_blank"></a>   If I ever needed proof that this system is flawed, is a 6% differential between Hugh Grant and Eugene Levy  How about GVac = Burt Reynolds?

PanterA

09-22-2006, 04:07 PM

Alright, So if Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob had a kid, it would have been me... <img src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/87/20/068720_1496701a974154pqns9m06.jpg" border="0" />

bobrobot

09-22-2006, 04:07 PM

AHHH HA HA HA!!! ME & Renee!!! (plus, I am the waltz king!!!)UH OH... <a href="http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/shipman/dead_1.html">Dr. Harold Shipman, the world's most prolific serial killer </a><img height="574" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/MyHeritagePhoto.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-22-06 @ 8:11 PM

Gvac

09-22-2006, 04:11 PM

FezPaul wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: AppleBoy wrote: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.myheritage.com/" title="MyHeritage - family web sites"></a> If I ever needed proof that this system is flawed, is a 6% differential between Hugh Grant and Eugene Levy How about GVac = Burt Reynolds?  You're right.I'm much better looking.

Gvac

09-22-2006, 04:12 PM

And, for the record, Bobo is much better looking than Renee Zellwegger.

bobrobot

09-22-2006, 04:18 PM

Gvac wrote: And, for the record, Bobo is much better looking than Renee Zellwegger.  I'd do me & you, Bandit, It'd be a 4 way w/ just 2 people!!!

This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-22-06 @ 8:43 PM

dereckfishboy

09-22-2006, 04:26 PM

ShelleBink wrote:Awwww you're cuter than a puggle. <img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image2-2.jpg" /> Hmmm.... I don't see the resemblence, but thanks anyways, sweety! 

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 9-22-06 @ 8:27 PM

Patches

09-22-2006, 04:26 PM

sooorry.. sooorry.

This message was edited by Patches on 9-22-06 @ 8:37 PM

ShelleBink

09-22-2006, 04:28 PM

dereckfishboy wrote: ShelleBink wrote:Awwww you're cuter than a puggle. <img border="0" src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/Image2-2.jpg" /> Hmmm.... I don't see the resemblence, but thanks anyways, sweety! 

This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 9-22-06 @ 8:27 PM  I'd sleep next to a puggle...

Patches

09-22-2006, 04:33 PM

<img height="342" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/06/92/37/069237_7432983a084154ivsdyz01.jpg" width="302" border="0" />  STIFLER?!?!  FUCKIN STIFLER?!!?eh, whatever shitbrick.

This message was edited by Patches on 9-22-06 @ 8:36 PM

ShelleBink

09-22-2006, 04:41 PM

I threw in a photo of a guy I like and it came back John Mayer.  I loffed and loffed.

Gaia

09-22-2006, 05:15 PM

dereckfishboy wrote:  Gaia wrote: Dereck....when was the last time someone told you that you were cute? well you are.    I'm also a shy boy who blushes easy <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" />   Im SURE you have heard it before....take one for the team...<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

Patches

09-22-2006, 05:27 PM

I CALL BULLSHIT <img height="375" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/07/01/45/070145_329210abc841546bw9yz01.jpg" width="327" border="0" /> So Denzel is only 2/3 Denzel, eh?  And whats moreFUCKIN AFLAC IS MORE DENZEL THAN DENZEL!@?!?!

narc

09-22-2006, 05:57 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">bobogolem wrote: AHHH HA HA HA!!! ME & Renee!!! (plus, I am the waltz king!!!)UH OH... <a href="http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/shipman/dead_1.html">Dr. Harold Shipman, the world's most prolific serial killer </a><img height="574" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/MyHeritagePhoto.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-22-06 @ 8:11 PM<hr color="cococo" align="left">

I love Bobo's - obscure assassinated Presidents and dead classical composers. Elgar and Strauss are fucking pimps.

narc

09-22-2006, 05:59 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">FezPaul wrote: <img src='http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/068672_67650541974154zcx2rc10.jpg' border=0>Hair down, Canadian Prime Minister. Ponytail, actor who played Hitler. <img src='http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/0102038290200.jpg' border=0> I'm just a born leader.<hr color="cococo" align="left">

Colin Mochrie played Hitler? I need to see that movie.

angelinad128

09-24-2006, 12:12 PM

How do you get the photo collage?  All I got was a listing of names.

bobrobot

09-24-2006, 12:21 PM

collage

This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-24-06 @ 4:29 PM

dereckfishboy

09-24-2006, 12:25 PM

angelinad128 wrote: How do you get the photo collage? All I got was a listing of names.  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/jenosyde/her.jpg

furie

09-24-2006, 02:02 PM

Bridget Moynahann 78%
Tim Curry 75%
Liv Tyler 74%
Pierce Brosnan 71%
Isaac Hanson 68%

extracheese

09-24-2006, 05:46 PM

This site sucks balls.They make you register ( with e-mail, name, address phone..,etc..)They can kiss my ass.

Don Stugots

09-24-2006, 05:51 PM

furie

09-24-2006, 05:52 PM

extracheese wrote: This site sucks balls.They make you register ( with e-mail, name, address phone..,etc..)They can kiss my ass.

use fake info

bobrobot

09-24-2006, 06:10 PM

extracheese wrote:   This site sucks balls.They make you register ( with e-mail, name, address phone..,etc..)They can kiss my ass.Is that where the extra cheese is hidden??? I bet yer ass smells gouda!!!<img height="309" src="http://www.theworldwidegourmet.com/cheeses/holland/gouda.jpg" width="296" border="0" />

Don Stugots

09-24-2006, 06:22 PM

bobogolem wrote: extracheese wrote:   This site sucks balls.They make you register ( with e-mail, name, address phone..,etc..)They can kiss my ass.Is that where the extra cheese is hidden??? I bet yer ass smells gouda!!!<img height="309" src="http://www.theworldwidegourmet.com/cheeses/holland/gouda.jpg" width="296" border="0" />maybe its fromunda cheese?

FUNKMAN

09-24-2006, 06:24 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: extracheese wrote:  maybe its fromunda cheese?okay i'll bite, fromunda where?

Don Stugots

09-24-2006, 06:26 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: bobogolem wrote: extracheese wrote:  maybe its fromunda cheese?okay i'll bite, fromunda where?fromunda his balls.               HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 9-24-06 @ 10:26 PM

kellermcgee21

09-24-2006, 06:33 PM

read it and weep...i look like florence henderson....wtf at least give me some girls with facial hair<img height="375" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/11/22/43/112243_4145237ee37154cxuz8502.jpg" width="580" border="0" />

PapaBear

09-24-2006, 08:20 PM

The younger/hotter me, 16 years ago...<img height="574" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/11/43/31/114331_230387ad4571542b0dyr04.jpg" width="500" border="0" /> The older/fatter/3 in the morning me, a year ago...<img height="574" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/11/45/42/114542_709870f6757154jkt23w04.jpg" width="500" border="0" />Oddly enough, the older I get, the more I look like John Travolta.

tele7

09-24-2006, 08:27 PM

Tom Cruise and Rob Reiner 1% apart?  <img height="363" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/11/43/31/114331_230387ad4571542b0dyr04.jpg" width="326" border="0" />Mine will probably say Clint Howard and Brad Pitt.

Fezticle98

09-24-2006, 10:18 PM

Our very own Tappy:http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2479/tappywm3.jpgWell, the top match is dead-on.

This message was edited by fezticle98 on 9-25-06 @ 2:23 AM

Fallon

09-25-2006, 12:24 AM

<img border="0" src="http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/11/93/16/119316_016141d1297154ebclav04.jpg" />I want to fuck JoJo. 

This message was edited by Fallon on 9-25-06 @ 4:25 AM

ShelleBink

09-25-2006, 07:00 AM

Fallon wrote: I want to fuck JoJo.

This message was edited by Fallon on 9-25-06 @ 4:25 AM  Well if you fuck yourself, it'll be like fucking 59% of JoJo

MilkmanDann

09-25-2006, 07:56 AM

I had to try it. I cut off the last 5, as #6 was OJ SIMPSON. Yes I facially I look like OJ, its wonderful. <img src="http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6836/collageds9.jpg" border="0" /> - Milkman Dan