chicks that are out of ur league

[bamf]

yeah so im new to the board but here is my dilemma. i met this chick super hot, loaded country club type.  i'm barely fifty grand a year dude that drives a truck.  the thing is, she is actually into me and in big big way.  i know what patrice says about not being afraid to take the loss but dammit!  she could easily tear me a new one. did i mention shen was super fuckin hot. hottest i've been with. anybody got any pearls of wisdom on how to handle this?

[reeshy]

You're asking this board for advice????...Ok...here goes...bang her and run!!!!!!<br />

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br>You're asking this board for advice????...Ok...here goes...bang her and run!!!!!!<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
If it was another guy, we'd be able to give better advice.

[bamf]

i want to keep banging her did i mention she super fucking hot.....

[Don Stugots]

<p>i will give you the same advise i give to my nephew.&nbsp; first, put this topic in the life forum, this way no one can make fun of you.&nbsp; second, no chick is out of your league.&nbsp; you walk into the room like you fucking own.&nbsp; like you are doing the people in the room a favor just lettignthem breathe the air that you do.&nbsp; then you walk right up to this broad and say something along the lines of &quot;hey baby, you shouldnt stand in the frozen food section, cause you could melt all of that stuff.&nbsp; now how about a bang?&quot;&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 9-17-06 @ 8:42 PM</span>

[narc]

Then keep banging her. Be glad that you're hitting it....I fail to see what the problem is in this situation.....it actually sounds pretty problem free.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Dont be intimidated. Remember every time you see a hot girl, there's a guy somewhere who got sick of banging her. <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Then keep banging her. Be glad that you're hitting it....I fail to see what the problem is in this situation.....it actually sounds pretty problem free. <p>remember to be a gentlemen and ask &quot;what it'll be on your back or in your crack.&quot;&nbsp; or &quot;honey, where do you want it, in your snatch or down the hatch.&quot;&nbsp; &quot;let me know honey, its getting close.&quot;&nbsp; remember, manners first.&nbsp; </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bamf</strong> wrote:<br />yeah so im new to the board but here is my dilemma. i met this chick super hot,&nbsp;loaded country club type.&nbsp; i'm barely fifty grand a year dude that drives a truck.&nbsp; the thing is, she is actually into me and in big big way.&nbsp; i know what patrice says about not being afraid&nbsp;to take the loss but dammit!&nbsp; she could easily tear me a new one. did i mention shen was super fuckin hot. hottest i've been with. anybody got any pearls of wisdom on how to handle this? <p>maybe if because i'm old and been married a long time but what's the dilemna? i don't get the &quot;patrice and take a loss&quot; part either?</p><p>you're two adults, just go with it and have a good time, unless your risking something or someone you're not telling us about?</p><p>like Jennifer Tilly so eloquently stated in Let It Ride &quot; nothing ventured nothing ventured &quot;...</p>

[Bossanova]

<p>No matter your job, you have to let her know that its the only job you would settle for.&nbsp; Make her know that you are in control of everything you do, and don't care what people think.&nbsp; Remember one thing,&nbsp; if she's not cool with who you are. She is only worth banging anyway.&nbsp; &quot;Not every girl is gonna bring you lasagna to work&quot;&nbsp; See ya</p>

[bamf]

not risking anything but time.&nbsp; it is one of those deals where i have divorced been for short time and not that i swore off banging but swore off actual relationships and that is the part that fucks with me cause i could see a relationship&nbsp;; and she has brought me lasagna to work . somebody can move the thread wherever it needs to go.&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

<p>there's always a perfect song for every situation. We now take you back to 1987 and this classic by Patrick Swayze. Relax with that special someone and Enjoy!</p><p><table border="0"><tr><td><h1>She's Like The Wind</h1><h1>by Patrick Swayze</h1></td></tr><tr><td><pre><font size="2">She's like the wind through my tree <br />She rides the night next to me <br />She leads me through moonlight <br />Only to burn me with the sun <br />She's taken my heart <br />But she doesn't know what she's done <br /><br />Feel her breath on my face <br />Her body close to me <br />Can't look in her eyes <br />She's out of my league <br />Just a fool to believe <br />I have anything she needs <br />She's like the wind <br /><br />[SOLO]<br /><br />I look in the mirror and all I see <br />Is a young old man with only a dream <br />Am I just fooling myself <br />That she'll stop the pain <br />Living without her <br />I'd go insane <br /><br />Feel her breath on my face <br />Her body close to me <br />Can't look in her eyes <br /><strong><font size="3">She's out of my league</font></strong> <br />Just a fool to believe <br />I have anything she needs <br />She's like the wind <br /><br />Feel your breath on my face <br />Your body close to me <br />Can't look in your eyes <br />You're out of my league <br />Just a fool to believe <br />(Just a fool to believe) <br />She's like the wind <br />(Just a fool to believe) <br />Just a fool to believe <br />(She's like the wind) <br />Just a fool to believe <br />(Just a fool to believe) <br />She's like the wind <br />(Just a fool to believe) <br />Just a fool to believe <br />She's like the wind <br /><br />(Just a fool...) <br />(She's like the wind) <br />(She's like the wind) <br />(Just a fool...) <br />(She's like the wind) <br />(Just a fool...)<br /></font></pre></td></tr></table></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 9-17-06 @ 10:05 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>there's always a perfect song for every situation. We now take you back to 1987 and this classic by Patrick Swayze. Relax with that special someone and Enjoy!</p><p><table border="0"><tr><td><h1>She's Like The Wind</h1><h1>by Patrick Swayze</h1></td></tr><tr><td><pre>She's like the wind,
Through my tree
She rides the night
Next to me

She leads me through moonlight
Only to burn me with the sun
She's taken my heart
But she doesn't know what she's done

Chorus:
Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

I look in the mirror
And all I see
Is a young old man
With only a dream
Am I just fooling myself
That she'll stop the pain?
Living without her
I'd go insane

Chorus:
Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

Chorus:
Feel your breath on my face
Your body close to me
Can't look in your eyes
You're out of my league

Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)*{GIRL}
She's like the wind

(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
(She's like the wind)

Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind

(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
She's like the wind........

Just a fool,
She's like the wind

She's like the wind
Just a fool,
She's like the wind
Just a fool.</pre></td></tr></table></p><p>yeah, sing this to her.&nbsp; watch whats happens.</p>

[bamf]

i deserved that

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bamf</strong> wrote:<br />i deserved that <p>don't sweat it budday.... everybody plays the fool sometimes</p><p>no exception to the rule</p>

[Bossanova]

<p>I usually agree with everything Patrice says, so I will give you this.&nbsp; Go for it, make her want you no matter what you are.&nbsp; If a300 lbs comedian can make a hot chick do what he says, then most people should be able to do the same.&nbsp; And if she has brought you lasagna, she can't be a terrible person.</p>

[NortonRules]

<p>Patrice is a fucking retard.&nbsp; </p>

[DowntownRazr]

<p>What's your question?&nbsp; Should you bang her?&nbsp; You already did</p><p>Will she dump you?&nbsp; Yup</p><p>Law of nature, dude.&nbsp; No amount of pretending she's lucky to have you is gonna change it.&nbsp; </p><p>No amount of thinking if your job isn't good enough for her she's not good enough for you is gonna matter when she does dump you and you feel like shit&nbsp;because you think in the end, she thinks you're a loser.&nbsp;</p><p>You ain't gonna get near Daddy's money and if you are with her for more than a couple of weeks you'll come out of the whole thing feeling like shit.</p><p>That's what you were asking right</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her off your mind.&nbsp;<br />Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. Diane Court is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us and you walk tall.

[SinA]

<p>do you have any pics of her at the beach?</p>

[SatCam]

In the end, you'll probably end up stealing all her money

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/news/051010/kgriffin.jpg

[Earlshog]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />In the end, you'll probably end up stealing all her money <img src="http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/news/051010/kgriffin.jpg" border="0" /> <p>he said she was hot... not ESD in a dress... </p>

[A.J.]

<strong>bamf</strong> wrote:<br />i met this chick super hot,&nbsp;loaded country club type...the thing is, she is actually into me and in big big way...anybody got any pearls of wisdom on how to handle this? <p>Sing to her: &quot;I was born to rub you...&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_206.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[newport king]

<p>Dont be intimidated. Remember every time you see a hot girl, there's a guy somewhere who got sick of banging her. <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>the above is something i completely agree with. </p><p>Also, you need to realize, if she is literally the &quot;country club&quot; type, do you think she is really interested in banging hoyt or bradley, some guy she KNOWS wont do it right? </p><p>Its been my experience that whenever a few friends and I go out after work looking like men, not some guido wih sticky gotti type hair and izod shirts, we tend to get more play from the ladies. So don't be discouraged by your situation and get after it.&nbsp;</p>

[walking joint]

<p>nevermind..damn quotes</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by walking joint on 9-19-06 @ 8:50 AM</span>

[walking joint]

almost there.....

[walking joint]

3000.&nbsp; now i'm done in this thread.

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">Congrats WJ!<br /><p><span>Bamf, what exactly is the problem?&nbsp; You're banging a hot chick with money (wish I had that problem).&nbsp; Carpe Diem baby!&nbsp; Have her buy you a new car so that way when she dumps you at least you'll have something to show for&nbsp;the relationship.</span></p></font>

[JerryTaker]

<p>WTF is this thread even about? Let me tell you, ALL women are out of my leauge, some just take a little longer to figure that out, come back when you've been properly rejected....</p><p>&quot;I was gettin rejected by cocktail waitresses, two at a time&quot;&nbsp; &quot;she was the greatest peice of ass that ever rejected me, and I've been rejected all over the world....&quot;</p><p>...yeah, I'm ready for the padded room, haha, hoho, heehee....&nbsp;</p>

[fohat]

<p><font size="-1" face="arial" color="black">'I can see it all now, this
is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at
the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you
never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.'</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>gopher it&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="-1" face="arial" color="black" />