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thepaulo
09-17-2006, 03:57 AM
<p>does anyone know any ebay secrets?</p><p>I'd like to sell all my posessions.</p>
moochcassidy
09-17-2006, 04:04 AM
i'll give ya 20 bucks for a bag of gail's downs... the yellow ones and a few reds.
PapaBear
09-17-2006, 04:06 AM
<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>does anyone know any ebay secrets?</p><p>I'd like to sell all my posessions.</p><p>Ebay is not the answer, Paul. If you want to rid yourself of your possessions... you need to find an exorcist.</p>
sr71blackbird
09-17-2006, 04:22 AM
<p>Take and host pictures of your possessions (clearly, several angles, good quality, etc.)</p><p>Put a "buy it now" option. No ones likes waiting<br /><br />Don't put it for more than 3 days out, people lose interest, or someone else will have the same item, see that your selling it and they will put theirs out and lure your interests away and underbid you.<br /><br />Make sure you don't write like a retard.<br /><br /></p>
docgoblin
09-17-2006, 04:26 AM
Ebay is a very time-consuming way to sell all your possesions. Just have an estate sale.<br />
polack
09-17-2006, 04:46 AM
Why sell your things? Just dump some gasoline in the living room and burn it all down.
bobrobot
09-17-2006, 04:51 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">as a conceptual/performance art piece, it's already been done (more than once!!!).</font></strong></p><p><img height="240" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1582342512.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_V65744072_.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">i'd recommend a bonfire, for real satisfaction, right down to yer soul (it's primal & U can videotape it...).</font></strong></p><p><img height="274" src="http://phillips.blogs.com/goc/images/410_burning_man.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 9-17-06 @ 8:53 AM</span>
thepaulo
09-17-2006, 01:39 PM
<p>I like the bonfire idea but I have waaaay too much stuff....</p><p>I'd probably wind up on CNN</p>
<p>so.... i'm guessing you haven't found an investor for gap.</p><p>i know some "italians" who could loan you some bread, if you know what i mean</p>
thepaulo
09-18-2006, 03:16 AM
<p>I actually think Gap turned out pretty good and hopefully I'll live to see it become a big success...</p><p>but I've acumulated too much crap in my life and I'm sick of looking at it....</p><p>I want to get rid of everything...and then walk the Earth</p>
PapaBear
09-18-2006, 03:29 AM
<p></p><p>I want to get rid of everything...and then walk the Earth</p><p></p><p>Make sure you keep at least one towel and a toothbrush. Oh... and some good hiking boots.</p>
moochcassidy
09-18-2006, 03:49 AM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>I want to get rid of everything...and then walk the Earth</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Make sure you keep at least one towel and a toothbrush. Oh... and some good hiking boots.</p><p>dont forget</p><p> </p><p align="justify"><img height="195" src="http://www.mamut.com/homepages/United_States/3/16/BossboyXProductions/towelie.jpg" width="163" align="middle" border="0" /></p>
cupcakelove
09-18-2006, 04:12 AM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>I want to get rid of everything...and then walk the Earth</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Make sure you keep at least one towel and a toothbrush. Oh... and some good hiking boots.</p><p>dont forget</p><p> </p><p align="justify"><img width="163" height="195" border="0" align="middle" src="http://www.mamut.com/homepages/United_States/3/16/BossboyXProductions/towelie.jpg" /></p><p>Wanna get high?<br /></p>
bobrobot
09-18-2006, 04:26 AM
<strong>thepaulo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I actually think Gap turned out pretty good and hopefully I'll live to see it become a big success...</p><p>but I've acumulated too much crap in my life and I'm sick of looking at it....</p><p>I want to get rid of everything...<font style="background-color: #ffff00">and then walk the Earth</font></p><p><img height="755" src="http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/userpics/DawnOfTheDeadPoster.jpg" width="505" border="0" /></p>
KC2OSO
09-18-2006, 04:41 AM
<p> </p><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>I want to get rid of everything...and then walk the Earth</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Make sure you keep at least one towel and a toothbrush. Oh... and some good hiking boots.</p><p>dont forget</p><p> </p><p align="justify"><img width="163" height="195" border="0" align="middle" src="http://www.mamut.com/homepages/United_States/3/16/BossboyXProductions/towelie.jpg" /></p><p>Wanna get high?<br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Don't burn your pillow</strong>. You'll need that too in addition to Mr. Towelee/batch rag. With ePay - make sure you get paid. I'm dealing with a scumbag now who won an auction and won't answer my emails. Problem is, if you neg his feedback, he negs you and there goes your nice 100% feedback.</p>
MobCounty
09-18-2006, 09:12 AM
My secret is to buy a bunch of 99 cent stuff to get your rating up before you try to sell.
MobCounty
09-18-2006, 09:13 AM
Oh that, and move to Nigeria so you can help with a lost prince's fortune.
extracheese
09-18-2006, 05:16 PM
<p> </p><p>you have anything good to sell? maybe some of your R&F board mates can help take some of that stuff off your hands. Keep it in the family.</p>
Doctor Z
09-18-2006, 05:35 PM
Does anyone know any ebay secrets?<p>Wait till you recieve payment, and then never send the item.<p><p>Gets 'em every time!
docgoblin
09-18-2006, 06:04 PM
I bet there's an awesome DVD collection there! Maybe even the rough cut of "Gap."<br />
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