What should I ask Laura Bush?

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>A friend of my wife's and mine is being given an award by the <a href="http://www.hsf.net/about/hof.php" target="_self">Hispanic Scholarship Fund</a>.&nbsp; He has invited us to sit with him at his table during the dinner and presentation.</p><p>Laura Bush is the Honorary Chair and will be at the presentation.&nbsp; The keynote speaker is the Secretary of Commerce (Carlos Gutierrez).</p><p><font size="1">Not sure how exciting all of it will be, but it's at the Four Seasons in downtown DC, so I'm banking on some good food and drink.&nbsp; Plus the Secretary's speech and seeing our friend honored should be interesting.</font></p><p>I can't say that I'm a big fan of her husband, but I'm assuming she married for the money and not the man.&nbsp; And I doubt I will even get to shake hands with her, but I thought it would be interesting to find out what serious and smart ass questions the board would like to ask her.</p><p><font size="1" /></p>

[CuzBum]

How about you leave a woman you never met and have no idea how she feels about anything alone?

[A.J.]

Do you want to be a Senator from a state you&nbsp;never lived in after you leave the White House?

[Furtherman]

<p>Relax CuzBum, he's starting a pyramid.&nbsp; </p><p>He's not going to actually ask &quot;Landing strip or hardwood floor?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em>... or will he?</em></p>

[Tall_James]

&quot;Got any recent pictures of your daughters?&quot;

[Sheeplovr]

&quot;whats a nubian?&quot;<br />

[HBox]

&quot;How does it feel to take a life?&quot;<br />

[crb1]

<p>Best beer pong/beirut player in&nbsp;the White House...George, Barbara, or Jenna?</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">&quot;How does it feel to take a life?&quot;</font></font><br /><p>::CRINGE::</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br><font color=Navy><font size=2>"How does it feel to take a life?"</font></font><br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Jesus, why doesn't he just slap her in the face and call her a babykiller twat while swaddled in nothing but a NVA flag?

[Judge Smails]

<p>&quot;Oh, Carminooch!&nbsp; How you doin'?&quot;</p>

[boeman]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">&quot;How does it feel to take a life?&quot;</font></font><br /><p>&nbsp;</p>Jesus, why doesn't he just slap her in the face and call her a babykiller twat while swaddled in nothing but a NVA flag? <p>I bet would make the news.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>&quot;have you ever seen naked pictures of your daughters?&quot;</p><p>&quot;no? well, do you want to?&quot;</p><p>that old gag.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seriously ask her &quot;does your husband really hate black people?&nbsp; i heard from someone on TV once that did, or maybe its just poor people that he hates.&quot;</p><p>&quot;so, how does it feel to be married to a dope?&quot;</p>

[crb1]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">&quot;How does&nbsp;it feel to <strike>take</strike> <font style="background-color: #ffff00">play the</font>&nbsp;<strike>a l</strike><font style="background-color: #ffff00">f</font>ife?&quot;</font></font><br /><p>I think this would get a much funnier look/response.</p>

[terry1979]

<p>&quot;Ever seen a grown man naked?&quot;</p>

[SatCam]

"How are you doing today, Mrs. Bush?"

<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />while grabbing her ass

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SatCam on 9-13-06 @ 4:37 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">&quot;Landing strip, triangle, or smooth?&quot;</font></strong>

[SinA]

<p>Tell her she looks like her mother, Barbara.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>What plans do they have to address the growing divide between rich and poor and why would they give the wealthiest the highest tax break?</p>

[mikeyboy]

I would ask her to explain the intricacies of time travel in &quot;Donnie Darko&quot;.

[Tall_James]

Ask her about Area 51 and who actually shot JFK.&nbsp; Then tell her that you are a 33rd Degree Mason and that entitles you to a handy.

[Marc with a c]

ask her what opie means by big things?

[FUNKMAN]

ask her if her mother-in-law had any children that lived...

[SinA]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[FUNKMAN]

<p>ask her if she knows the word bush is slang for dope... then ask her how george is doing...</p>

[tele7]

Don't ask anything.&nbsp; Just look her in the eyes and say &quot;you complete me&quot; and walk away.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&quot;Ever want to call Cindy Sheehan a glory cunt during a press conference?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[soupcan]

&quot;so seriously...whos your babies' father, honey?&quot;<br />

[ADF]

Do you think you or Duke could get me the secret recipe to those baked beans?<br />

[TheRealEddie]

How do you sleep at night?<br />

[Enabler]

<font size="3">&quot;How bigs the pipe, hunny?&quot; (no homo..if thats possible)</font>

[DirtyJersey]

Do that thing from Crocodile Dundee where you grab her crotch and then yell, &quot;Hey, thats a guy!&quot; (In the Australian accent of course).

[FUNKMAN]

how many times can george make love in one night and feel free to use fractions...

[tele7]

How much can you squat?

[FUNKMAN]

did george eat paint chips as a kid?

[Enabler]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />How much can you squat? <p>Better yet, How Much ya Bench?</p><p><img src="http://snl.jt.org/arc/epskit/94-04-16-7.jpg" border="0" /></p>