She's a Hooker!

[narc]

Last night as I was stepping off the elevator, I think a hooker stepped on. My friends and I just glared at each other knowingly, and the door had barely shut before we said "Was that...?" I think she was on the higher end though because she had a nice body and was halfway decent looking. We could tell from what she was wearing - some sort of like white lace teddy number that barely contained her, and really stood out because she was a dark-skinned black lady. <br><p>
So were we right? How do you tell a hooker?

[Don Stugots]

<p>how do you tell a hooker?&nbsp; </p><p>you wave a 20.00 in front of her face and wait to see if she gets on her knees.</p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

[reeshy]

The &quot;Smell&quot;!!!!!!!!.....trust me....I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[Don Stugots]

what smell?&nbsp; the smell of old cum?&nbsp; or the smell of rotten PUSSAH!

[Welshie]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>how do you tell a hooker?&nbsp; </p><p>you wave a 20.00 in front of her face and wait to see if she gets on her knees.</p><p>$20 a BJ? </p><p>You must know that whore from the Atlantic City Hookers special on HBO who says she takes out her dentures and gives the best head in the world.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><p>
So were we right? How do you tell a hooker?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Very easy. This is an undercover cop</p><p><img width="200" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20041206dukes02.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is a hooker&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="171" height="171" border="0" src="http://socialitelife.com/images/prostitute-1.jpg" /></p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DoubleJ]

If you suspect that a woman is a prostitute check her teeth. Large gaps and/or excessive crookedness are usually a dead giveaway.

[spot]

"Nice girl, nice family.."

[Hottub]

<strong>DoubleJ</strong> wrote:<br />If you suspect that a woman is a prostitute check her teeth. Large gaps and/or excessive crookedness are usually a dead giveaway. <p>Good call, JJ!</p><p>Don't forget extractions, and gingivitis! She may be a hooker.</p>

[SatCam]

Does your toothbrush ask you if you want a good time? Cuz I'm thinkin it might just be a hooker

[bl3ckedout]

<p>the eyes are a dead give away http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f101/bl3ckedout/asscrack.jpg</p>

[Recyclerz]

<strong>DoubleJ</strong> wrote:<br />If you suspect that a woman is a prostitute check her teeth. Large gaps and/or excessive crookedness are usually a dead giveaway. <p>I dunno, I think it's bad form to look a gift whore in the mouth.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Hottub]

When you use dental rinse, do you spit or swallow?&nbsp; A hooker?

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Welshie</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>how do you tell a hooker?&nbsp; </p><p>you wave a 20.00 in front of her face and wait to see if she gets on her knees.</p><p>$20 a BJ? </p><p>You must know that whore from the Atlantic City Hookers special on HBO who says she takes out her dentures and gives the best head in the world.</p><p>dont knock it till you tried it </p>

[soupcan]

glaring at each other? gonna fight over whos wallet the crack whore was gonna steal?<br />

[Fallon]

You sure you didn't see her on <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060909/ap_on_fe_st/craigslist_prostitution_2" target="_blank" title="12 arrested for prostitution ads on Web">CraigsList</a>?<br />