Detroit Lions Coach...Fucks up!

[Coach]

<h1 class="u-story-hdr">Lions coach Joe Cullen arrested twice</h1><p class="u-intro">DETROIT, Sept. 7 (UPI) -- Joe Cullen, about to begin his first season as the Detroit Lions' defensive line coach, has been arrested twice in the past two weeks, it was reported Thursday. </p><p>Cullen was charged with drunken driving in one arrest and the other time with indecent and obscene conduct, the Detroit Free Press reported. </p><p>In the latter incident, a ticket issued by a Dearborn, Mich., police officer describes the coach as &quot;driving on public street without any clothes on.&quot; </p><p>Cullen, 38, posted bond in both misdemeanor cases. He later issued an apology and, the Lions said, had requested &quot;treatment.&quot;<br /><a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060907-034120-3929r">http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060907-034120-3929r</a></p>

[bear_s75]

<p>This guy was an assistant coach at Ole Miss for a year and he had one or two alcohol related arrests. This guy has some problems and i hope he can get some help.</p><p>But, driving around drunk and naked,&nbsp; that shit if funny!</p>

[cougarjake13]

unless he was driving without a door, how the hell did they know he was naked ??? or was he pulled over for some other infraction and thats when they saw he was naked

[spot]

This has to be news story of the week.

[Coach]

Just hope they play on tv this weekend..I would like to see if there are any related Posters at the game!

[Coach]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br />unless he was driving without a door, how the hell did they know he was naked ??? or was he pulled over for some other infraction and thats when they saw he was naked <p>He went through a Wendys Drive Thru:</p><p>From: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060908/SPORTS01/609080471/1049</p><p><strong><em>The Wendy's manager, Jethro Lett, said he was working the second drive-thru window on Michigan Avenue near Telegraph when he heard startling news from the first window, where customers pay for their food.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>&quot;The cashier alerted me,&quot; said Lett, 48. &quot; 'A guy coming to your window is naked!' &quot;</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Lett, whose job was to deliver food to drivers from the second window, said, &quot;I was trying to be professional.&quot; But the man in the blue SUV was clearly in the raw as he pulled up.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Because it was late -- court records said the incident happened at about 11:15 p.m. -- Lett asked the man to pull over to wait for his food to cook. He recalled the order as a single combo: burger, fries and a drink.</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>Five minutes later, Lett brought the order out to the parked SUV. &quot;He didn't say a word,&quot; Lett said. &quot;I said, 'Here you go with your food, sir.' </em></strong>&quot;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 9-9-06 @ 7:08 PM</span>