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DJEvelEd
09-07-2006, 01:16 PM
<p>A.K.A: When does a&nbsp;pussy turn into a cunt? </p><p>At what point does a once beautiful smelling tight pussy turn into something gawd-awful that we wouldn't even&nbsp;touch with a glove? Granted, there's women I would bang that are well&nbsp;into their 50's, even 60's if you include Barbara Eden. But women in their 80's have&nbsp;something happen to&nbsp;their vagina that turns men off to it. It is genetics? Is it because society says it's wrong to bang an 80 year old? Do you really believe that alot of 80 year olds are banging out other 80 year olds in the nursing homes? I THINK NOT! Especially if there's colostomy bags and diapers involved. It seems to be too much work for an elderly person to use their genitals for anything other than soiling themselves, others, and beds. As there is a law for minors having sex, there should be a law&nbsp;against 20 year old males banging 90 year old ladys!</p><p>I would be very upset if some young stud was banging out my Grandmother. Wouldn't you?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Your Grandmother that is.....not mine.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*C word alert* *C word alert* Whoop!! Whoop!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 9-7-06 @ 5:26 PM</span>
Sheeplovr
09-07-2006, 01:19 PM
<p><span class="postbody">. But women in their 80's have&nbsp;something happen to&nbsp;their vagina</span></p><p>menopause?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Judge Smails
09-07-2006, 01:24 PM
<p>What an age we live in!&nbsp; </p><p><a href="http://www.drmatlock.com/intro.htm" target="_self">Laser Vaginal Rejuvination</a></p>
lleeder
09-07-2006, 01:26 PM
Let your grandmother have her fun. If grannys want cocks still god bless em. Everyone deserves the right to cum. I'm not banging a grandmother but if you want to do it.
Jujubees2
09-07-2006, 01:28 PM
<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What an age we live in!&nbsp; </p><p><a href="http://www.drmatlock.com/intro.htm" target="_self">Laser Vaginal Rejuvination</a></p><p><font size="2">Good find Judge.&nbsp; I know what I'm getting my wife for her 40th birthday. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 9-7-06 @ 5:29 PM</span>
Earlshog
09-07-2006, 01:29 PM
<p>&quot;At what point does a once beautiful smelling tight pussy turn into something gawd-awful that we wouldn't even&nbsp;touch with a glove?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>for me its puberity...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Earlshog on 9-7-06 @ 5:30 PM</span>
Lumber
09-07-2006, 01:41 PM
<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A.K.A: When does a&nbsp;pussy turn into a cunt? </p><p>At what point does a once beautiful smelling tight pussy turn into something gawd-awful that we wouldn't even&nbsp;touch with a glove? Granted, there's women I would bang that are well&nbsp;into their 50's, even 60's if you include Barbara Eden. But women in their 80's have&nbsp;something happen to&nbsp;their vagina that turns men off to it. It is genetics? Is it because society says it's wrong to bang an 80 year old? Do you really believe that alot of 80 year olds are banging out other 80 year olds in the nursing homes? I THINK NOT! Especially if there's colostomy bags and diapers involved. It seems to be too much work for an elderly person to use their genitals for anything other than soiling themselves, others, and beds. As there is a law for minors having sex, there should be a law&nbsp;against 20 year old males banging 90 year old ladys!</p><p>I would be very upset if some young stud was banging out my Grandmother. Wouldn't you?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Your Grandmother that is.....not mine.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*C word alert* *C word alert* Whoop!! Whoop!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 9-7-06 @ 5:26 PM</span> <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This is a good thread Ed, I`m glad you ask that question because I`ve often wondered this myself&nbsp;on numerous occasions. Alot of you may have already noticed&nbsp;through my posts that I truly love to suck snapper. Sometimes I`d rather Suck Queefer than fuck because I love it so much. As for age you ask? From my past experiance I`ve had better luck w/ the under 30 Snappers. They smell fuckin` awesome &amp; the`re lip smackin` tasty.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>Oh...Nobody bones my Grandma!</p>
SinA
09-07-2006, 03:12 PM
<p>when her hymen breaks or on her 18th birthday, whichever comes first.</p><p>that is why i'm an advocate for repealing all age of consent laws.&nbsp; if she's old enough to say &quot;yes&quot; she's old enough to scream it.</p>
OGC
09-07-2006, 03:52 PM
<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote: <p>I would be very upset if some young stud was banging out my Grandmother. Wouldn't you ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">That's better than knowing he's doing her anally isn't it ?</font></p>
Marc with a c
09-07-2006, 03:55 PM
54
Hottub
09-07-2006, 03:58 PM
I'm good w/ 54. Give or take a year.
sr71blackbird
09-07-2006, 04:03 PM
<p>Id tap this</p><p><img height="445" src="http://davincibeverlyhills.com/bette_white_pix.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 9-7-06 @ 8:03 PM</span>
pennington
09-07-2006, 04:07 PM
10 years older than you are.
SinA
09-07-2006, 05:08 PM
<p>&quot;age&quot; is just how young your spirit is.</p><p>&quot;fat&quot; is what the world really cares about.</p>
ShelleBink
09-07-2006, 05:34 PM
I offer up my gramma, maybe if she gets fucked she won't be so cunty<br />
overyoo
09-07-2006, 06:00 PM
<p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq99zgBFqCEArX.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=129ve96f0/EXP=1157767165/**http%3a//www.strangepersons.com/images/content/6274.jpg" border="0" /><font size="6">&nbsp;</font></p><p><font size="6">id tap this</font></p>
Don Stugots
09-07-2006, 06:08 PM
<p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you serve her with divorce papers.&nbsp; </p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she finds you in bed with her best friend and you tell her to join in and she says no.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you tell her if she cries during anal this time she can go cry to her mother.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she finds that all of her clothes are in trash bags sitting at the curb on garbage day.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when her dad goes to punch you and you just push him to the floor like he was a gnat.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she cleans out the bank account before you.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she brings up in court that you are banging you lawyer and maybe hers</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you tell her to swallow and not cry or she can sleep on the floor.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she nags to untie her from the bed after being there all weekend and you are about to go to work.</p><p>i made all of these up off of the top of my head, honest.&nbsp; this post in no way shape or form reflects my life.&nbsp; </p>
SinA
09-07-2006, 06:10 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you serve her with divorce papers.&nbsp; </p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she finds you in bed with her best friend and you tell her to join in and she says no.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you tell her if she cries during anal this time she can go cry to her mother.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she finds that all of her clothes are in trash bags sitting at the curb on garbage day.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when her dad goes to punch you and you just push him to the floor like he was a gnat.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she cleans out the bank account before you.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she brings up in court that you are banging you lawyer and maybe hers</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you tell her to swallow and not cry or she can sleep on the floor.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she nags to untie her from the bed after being there all weekend and you are about to go to work.</p><p>i made all of these up off of the top of my head, honest.&nbsp; this post in no way shape or form reflects my life.&nbsp; </p><p>by &quot;pussy,&quot; you are talking about Dave, right?</p>
DJEvelEd
09-07-2006, 06:21 PM
<p>I think my Grandmother would actually benefit from one of these new fangled &quot;Cunt Jobs&quot;. </p><p>How do I present this to her?</p><p><strong>Evel Ed: </strong>&quot;Hi Gram, I have an answer to your incontinance&quot;</p><p><strong>Gram: &quot;</strong>Oh h h hh Yy y y yea?&quot;</p><p><strong>Evel Ed: </strong>&quot;Yeah Gram, they kinda sew your cunt shut so that you don't piss the bed anymore&quot;</p><p><strong>Gram: &quot;</strong>Ttt th th thats n n niiice&quot;</p><p><strong>Evel Ed: &quot;</strong>Yeah maybe we'll sew your asshole shut too and make your Taint a foot long&quot;</p><p><strong>Gram: &quot;</strong>Hh h h have y y you&nbsp; ww w orked here&nbsp;&nbsp; lll long?</p><p><strong>Evel Ed: &quot;</strong>Sure.....SURE.....We're gonna shove a ham up there and pull out the bone. GOOD AS NEW!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 9-7-06 @ 10:23 PM</span>
Don Stugots
09-07-2006, 06:24 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you serve her with divorce papers.&nbsp; </p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she finds you in bed with her best friend and you tell her to join in and she says no.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you tell her if she cries during anal this time she can go cry to her mother.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she finds that all of her clothes are in trash bags sitting at the curb on garbage day.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when her dad goes to punch you and you just push him to the floor like he was a gnat.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she cleans out the bank account before you.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she brings up in court that you are banging you lawyer and maybe hers</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when you tell her to swallow and not cry or she can sleep on the floor.</p><p>a pussy becomes a cunt when she nags to untie her from the bed after being there all weekend and you are about to go to work.</p><p>i made all of these up off of the top of my head, honest.&nbsp; this post in no way shape or form reflects my life.&nbsp; </p><p>by &quot;pussy,&quot; you are talking about Dave, right?</p><p>none of these things happened to dave.&nbsp; at least not while he was married to me.&nbsp; oops.</p>
FUNKMAN
09-07-2006, 08:21 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">How Old Is Too Old For A Vag?</font></strong> </p><p>when you go to the clinic the next day and find out you caught alzheimers</p>
FUNKMAN
09-07-2006, 08:36 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">How Old Is Too Old For A Vag?</font></strong> </p><p>when you can't find the right wrinkle...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;right wrinkle&quot; that sounds funny... try saying it fast five times</p>
alwat
09-07-2006, 08:48 PM
Is everybody smoking weed tonite?<br />
tele7
09-07-2006, 08:55 PM
<p>nope</p><p><img height="293" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/simone/maria_conchita_alonso/simonepre2.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p>
cougarjake13
09-08-2006, 06:57 AM
<p>im guessing it's relative to your age</p><p>if your 23 a 50 year old chick might be too old but if your say 39 then 50 wouldnt seem that old</p>
MilkmanDann
09-08-2006, 07:07 AM
Maybe the strangest topic title ever.
cougarjake13
09-09-2006, 05:18 AM
<strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe the strangest topic title ever. <p>or the best ... it all depends on how you roll</p>
Don Stugots
09-09-2006, 05:19 AM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe the strangest topic title ever. <p>or the best ... it all depends on how you roll</p><p>for me its one of the best.</p><p>Cougar, who is the girl in your avatar?</p>
cougarjake13
09-09-2006, 05:21 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe the strangest topic title ever. <p>or the best ... it all depends on how you roll</p><p>for me its one of the best.</p><p>Cougar, who is the girl in your avatar?</p><p>scarlett johannsson</p>
Don Stugots
09-09-2006, 09:54 AM
<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Burblefrump</strong> wrote:<br />Maybe the strangest topic title ever. <p>or the best ... it all depends on how you roll</p><p>for me its one of the best.</p><p>Cougar, who is the girl in your avatar?</p><p>scarlett johannsson</p><p>i thought so but wasnt sure. </p><p>wa wa wa!</p>
boeman
09-09-2006, 07:10 PM
If we're talking dead... then 2 to 3 weeks post mortem, depending on temperature.
Don Stugots
09-09-2006, 07:11 PM
boe, that is when they are the most ripe.&nbsp;
Marc with a c
09-09-2006, 07:14 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />boe, that is when they are the most ripe.&nbsp; <p>you can have very <strong>rigor</strong>eous sex at that point.</p><p>im bored.</p>