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Dirtybird12

09-07-2006, 08:39 AM

Going wayyy back on this one. Who was the best WWF / WWWF Manager?
This message was edited by CircusFreak on 9-7-06 @ 3:15 PM

Dougie Brootal

09-07-2006, 08:46 AM

the weasel...no doubt about it.

Tazz

09-07-2006, 08:54 AM

You best be adding my choice, Slick, to that list.He was a Jive Soul Bro and has been forgotten.

Don Stugots

09-07-2006, 09:13 AM

i voted for Capt. Lou for a few reasons:1) i am a homer.  as far as i know he is a brooklyn or NYC guy.b) the guy manages tag teams (again, i am a tag team mark) to 15 titles4) J.J. Dillion isnt on the list.  where the hell is Jim Cornett on the list?

aceofspades7

09-07-2006, 09:56 AM

LISTEN UP YOU PENCIL NECKED GEEKS - Blassie Ruled

aceofspades7

09-07-2006, 10:02 AM

<a href="http://www.planetkrulik.com/filmpages/topten/blassie.htm" target="_self">Mr Blassie Goes to Washington</a>

Dirtybird12

09-07-2006, 11:14 AM

Tazz wrote: You best be adding my choice, Slick, to that list.He was a Jive Soul Bro and has been forgotten.Sorry no blacks allowed - <img height="267" src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/wizard1_profile.jpg" width="178" border="0" />

This message was edited by CircusFreak on 9-7-06 @ 3:14 PM

BoondockSaint

09-07-2006, 12:42 PM

<img height="196" src="http://www.teddwebb.com/wrestling_hall_of_fame/bobby_heenan.gif" width="199" border="0" /> "Tito Santana is like a cue ball.  The harder you hit him the more english you get out of him."

Tall_James

09-07-2006, 01:02 PM

<img height="196" src="http://www.teddwebb.com/wrestling_hall_of_fame/bobby_heenan.gif" width="199" border="0" />Bobby H & Gorilla on Chico Santana: Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records? Gorilla: Yeah? For what? Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour. Gorilla: Will you stop..."You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car."" Do you know Koko B. Ware's mom's first name? Tupper."Bobby Heenan on Kerry Von Erich: "He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.""Hey, Lou (Albano)! Know why the Sammartino's never got divorced? No one wanted custody of David!!" Jim Ross: "Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker!" Bobby: "I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa."

lleeder

09-07-2006, 01:31 PM

I'm gonna go off the board and say Mr. Fuji. I was a huge Demolition fan and loved the man. I think later he managed the powers of pain and the warlords. It even looked like he would have a whole stable but things never popped for the man.

cougarjake13

09-07-2006, 02:59 PM

voted for jimmy mouth of the south jimmy harthe had 2 ic champions, 2 heavyweight champions, and four tag team championscould be more but thats all i found on the website

shea_00

09-07-2006, 05:17 PM

i put my vote for the doctor of style , the slickster

DoubleJ

09-07-2006, 05:31 PM

I had to go with The Brain. Too funny.

Don Stugots

09-07-2006, 06:01 PM

shit heenan had a lot of great lines.  i did like him and if he managed someone to the world title i would have picked him.  i think he is funnier than joel gertner, but not by much.

AngelofLight

09-08-2006, 03:04 AM

Manage as in sell your guy. I don't need someone to run their mouth off to get me noticed. What I do need is someone who came in to the ring with such a presence that it in stilled fear in the audience before I got there. Sorry I have to go with Paul on this one.

Don Stugots

09-08-2006, 03:35 AM

than it would be paul ellering, the wizard, capt lou and blassie.  fuji too.  these guys went the extra strep for the men. 

cougarjake13

09-08-2006, 08:13 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: shit heenan had a lot of great lines.  i did like him and if he managed someone to the world title i would have picked him.  i think he is funnier than joel gertner, but not by much. he did manage someone to a world titleric flair in 1992

green_bay_jake

09-08-2006, 12:34 PM

you have to vote for the doctor of style...the slickster! http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/beehutch/20051124130949_0.jpg 

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Dirtybird12

09-08-2006, 11:09 PM

Gotta show some love for the Grand Wizard. <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCdesIp692E&mode=related&search=" target="_self">Here he is in a halarious clip when he was known as FAROUK</a>

NickyL0885

09-08-2006, 11:48 PM

How is Jim Cornet not on the list????

The Blowhard

09-09-2006, 04:33 AM

George "Crybaby" Cannon!

Don Stugots

09-09-2006, 04:37 AM

cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: shit heenan had a lot of great lines.  i did like him and if he managed someone to the world title i would have picked him.  i think he is funnier than joel gertner, but not by much. he did manage someone to a world titleric flair in 1992i couldnt remember if he was his manager then of if Mr. Perfect took over.  if so, then i stand corrected.  i still think Capt. Lou had more success.  plus, its Ric Flair, i cold manage him to the world title.  Same goes for Arn and Tully winning the tag belts.  these guys were the best at what they do, the belts going to them for me was a given.

ShelleBink

09-09-2006, 12:58 PM

Miss Elizabeth, because when I was 5 years old she was the coolest chick on the planet ((at least, to me she was)).

narc

09-09-2006, 07:55 PM

In the words of the immortal Nick Cannon, I'd like to say that I'm million dolla thuggin like Ted DiBiase.

Evilpete

09-09-2006, 08:23 PM

Gotta be teh Dr. of STyle slick!!! He's a Jive soul 'bro!!

furie

09-09-2006, 08:31 PM

Jimmy Hart

Wrestling Guy

09-15-2006, 01:06 PM

The weasel was awesome. And then went on to be 1 of the best announcers ever. Love the guy.

GorillaPosition

10-18-2006, 04:31 PM

I put my vote in for Bobby Heenan, because overall he was just an amazing wrestling mind... but The Grand Wizard may have had the best mic skills of any manager ever. For example, James Mitchell has great mic skills too, but it's modeled after The Grand Wizard.

Don Stugots

10-18-2006, 05:32 PM

narc wrote: In the words of the immortal Nick Cannon, I'd like to say that I'm million dolla thuggin like Ted DiBiase.    i would look great with the million dollar belt.

davidb72

10-18-2006, 06:32 PM

I think Jimmy Hart was the best manager, but the best announcing duo was The Brain and Gorilla Monsoon.

Kevin

10-18-2006, 06:59 PM

davidb72 wrote: I think Jimmy Hart was the best manager, but the best announcing duo was The Brain and Gorilla Monsoon. Yea the Brain with anybody was hysterical. He was the best.

willisjackson

10-19-2006, 04:42 AM

BYOBKenobi

10-20-2006, 05:00 PM

Mr. Fuji for great justice

bobbycapo

10-30-2006, 05:37 PM

Glad to go with the mob on this one.  The Heenan Family had to be the best stable in all of wrestling.  Screw the Horsemen.  They never rode Horses!  I know what you're gonna say... no one in the Heenan Family was family.. well go shit in yer hat!  The Brain added so much to his wrestler's character that a guy didn't have to even talk for you to hate him.  He did so much for guys like Hercules Hernandez and King Kong Bundy, lifted Haku to heights he never saw again.   King Haku?  How does that happen?Is there a God?  Guy talks shit his hole life and you give him throat cancer?  Rude and Rude!

samnyc

10-30-2006, 05:50 PM

<img height="196" src="http://www.teddwebb.com/wrestling_hall_of_fame/bobby_heenan.gif" width="199" border="0" />"The last time I saw Typhoon move like that is when one of those humanoids opened a package of Little Debbie's snack cakes."

lintpit

10-30-2006, 06:20 PM

hail to heenan. nice topic

wonderwoman

10-30-2006, 08:57 PM

LOU ALBANO, FRED BLASIE GET MY VOTE

wonderwoman

10-30-2006, 08:59 PM

come to think of it bobby the "brain"-weasel heenan was fun to watch too. never cared for jimmy hart he was kind of annoying to watch with his dollar signs suits.

legroommusic

10-30-2006, 09:54 PM

mr fuji because I can identify with him culturally. just kidding. I thought jimmy hart was the best. I can't find this video: the Wrestlers- land of 1000 dancesremember that video? "I'm gonna stretch ya from here to new jersey" - Bobby heenan

narc

10-31-2006, 12:02 PM

I ended up voting for Paul Bearer just because I love his voice.

kylesixty6

11-03-2006, 09:29 PM

Slick all the way!!!

Kevin

11-03-2006, 09:34 PM

<table cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td colspan="4">Results (Total 66 votes):</td></tr><tr><td>1. Lou Albano  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="9" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">6</td><td align="center">9.09%</td></tr><tr><td>2. Fred Blassie  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="6" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">4</td><td align="center">6.06%</td></tr><tr><td>3. The Grand Wizard  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="5" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">4.55%</td></tr><tr><td>4. Jimmy Hart  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="11" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">7</td><td align="center">10.61%</td></tr><tr><td>5. Bobby Heenan  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="47" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">31</td><td align="center">46.97%</td></tr><tr><td>6. Paul Bearer  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="9" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">6</td><td align="center">9.09%</td></tr><tr><td>7. Slick  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="9" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">6</td><td align="center">9.09%</td></tr><tr><td>8. MS ELIZADEATH  </td><td><img height="10" hspace="3" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" width="5" border="0" /> </td><td align="center">3</td><td align="center">4.55%</td></tr><tr><td align="right" colspan="2">Total:   </td><td>66 votes</td><td align="center">100%</td></tr></table>   Brain running away with it.

TjM

11-04-2006, 02:45 AM

No love for Fuji in the poll <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mellow.gif" border="0" />

TjM

11-04-2006, 02:51 AM

That's Tito Santanas Sister McMahon.......Areba Macintyre!

Burky

11-13-2006, 02:03 PM

Agreed, Jim Cornet must be on the list 

tnbt23

11-14-2006, 06:45 AM

what? no Mr. Fuji? Johnny Polo? Frenchie Martin? Sensational Sherri?

Don Stugots

11-14-2006, 05:01 PM

johnny polo was cool.  Sherri turned from hot to beastly in a few years.  to me Fuji always managed the freaks which was kind of cool but not my cup of tea.  Jimmy Hart was just a dick, Cornette was a ass with a Jimmy Hart ripoff gimmick.  The Brain, Capt Lou, The Wizard, JJ Dillion were the greatest managers of all time.

ralphbxny

11-20-2006, 11:04 AM

My favorite Bobby the Brain lines EVER!!! "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo?They only had one car." "I saw Tatanka the Native American coming of a plane the other day. Don't worry, I greeted him respectfully. I said, 'Hey-how-are-ya-hey-how-are-ya-hey-how-are-ya'". (On the phone)"Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth...Do you want me to knock ya down?... I'll talk to you later mom." "A friend in need is a pest." "You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!" "The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce." "Ladies and Gentlemen...the HICK FROM MUD LICK, HILBILLY JIM!!!" "Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!!" "Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling, and if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!" Brain: "Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?" Gorilla:(With a groan)"No. What?" Brain: "Afroturf." Gorilla: I think you should see your occulist. Brain: There's nothing wrong with my feet. "You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile!" Thank goodness for next year, huh Ross?Indoor plumbing comes to Oklahoma." "Paris,France wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen." "The big guy doesn't always win, the smart guy doesn't always win, but the big smart guy sometimes beats the small smart guy and sometimes the small quick guy beats the big slow guy and sometimes the quick dumb guy beats the slow smart guy..." "For crying out loud, McMahon, you're talking to a guy who thinks the bathroom should be outside 50 feet in back of the house!" "I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys'.He said 'I have boys?'" "I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages." "With Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver."

LOAF

11-20-2006, 11:10 AM

You forgot this crazy bitch...........<img src="http://www.owow.com/RingsideWith/Sherri/Gallery-1/26.jpg" border="0" width="444" height="377" />

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boeman

11-20-2006, 11:56 AM

Capt. Lou... only because he played Mario in that damned cartoon/live action "Super Mario Brother Super Show" back in the late 80' to early 90's. Absolutely a train wreck... but I couldn't help but watch.

cougarjake13

11-20-2006, 01:26 PM

THE_LOAF wrote: You forgot this crazy bitch...........<img src="http://www.owow.com/RingsideWith/Sherri/Gallery-1/26.jpg" border="0" width="444" height="377" />This message was edited by THE_LOAF on 11-20-06 @ 3:11 PM you know there was something oddly hot about her, especially when she was with shawn michaelsone of my first batches

Don Stugots

11-20-2006, 01:28 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: THE_LOAF wrote: You forgot this crazy bitch...........<img src="http://www.owow.com/RingsideWith/Sherri/Gallery-1/26.jpg" border="0" width="444" height="377" />This message was edited by THE_LOAF on 11-20-06 @ 3:11 PM you know there was something oddly hot about her, especially when she was with shawn michaelsone of my first batches  she was hotter when she was in the AWA.  she had less makeup and her body was more natural.  she looked crazy which could only mean that she would ride you until your were just a bloody stump.

LOAF

11-20-2006, 01:28 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: THE_LOAF wrote: You forgot this crazy bitch...........<img src="http://www.owow.com/RingsideWith/Sherri/Gallery-1/26.jpg" border="0" width="444" height="377" />This message was edited by THE_LOAF on 11-20-06 @ 3:11 PM you know there was something oddly hot about her, especially when she was with shawn michaelsone of my first batchesThen maybe we are both strange because I did as well. hahaha

cougarjake13

11-20-2006, 02:17 PM

THE_LOAF wrote: cougarjake13 wrote: THE_LOAF wrote: You forgot this crazy bitch...........<img src="http://www.owow.com/RingsideWith/Sherri/Gallery-1/26.jpg" border="0" width="444" height="377" />This message was edited by THE_LOAF on 11-20-06 @ 3:11 PM you know there was something oddly hot about her, especially when she was with shawn michaelsone of my first batchesThen maybe we are both strange because I did as well. hahahaare you into freaky goth chicks too ?? her look and obviously big tits were enough for me

LOAF

11-20-2006, 02:23 PM

not usually but I love that chick from evanescence. Amy lee I think<img src="http://www.poster.net/evanescence/evanescence-amy-lee-band-3701143.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="266" />

This message was edited by THE_LOAF on 11-20-06 @ 6:23 PM