View Full Version : How far would you go to "Hit It"?
Judge Smails
09-06-2006, 10:33 AM
<p><a href="#imgAnch1"><img class="pic" height="212" alt="Obit-TennessenL1.jpg" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/Obit-TennessenL1.jpg" width="171" border="0" /></a></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small; color: rgb(153,0,0)"><strong> Laura J. Tennessen</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: x-small; color: rgb(153,0,0)"><font color="#000000" size="3"><strong><a href="http://www.twincities.com/mld/pioneerpress/news/local/15447475.htm" target="_self">Cops say grave robbers had sex on their minds</a></strong></font></span></p><span style="font-size: x-small; color: rgb(153,0,0)"><p>The complaint said Radke told police that Nicholas Grunke had asked him to help dig up the Cassville woman's body and take it to Grunke's house, so that Grunke could have sex with it. On the way to the cemetery, Radke said, they stopped by a Dodgeville Wal-Mart to buy condoms "because Nick wanted to use them when he had sex with a corpse," the complaint added.</p><p>Grovier said the three did not know the woman but had seen her picture in a newspaper obituary.</p><p><img src="http://www.channel3000.com/2006/0905/9790177_240X180.jpg" border="0" /></p></span>
Fezticle98
09-06-2006, 10:35 AM
<p>I'd knock the dust off that pussy.</p><p>Seriously, how fucked up you are!</p>
Guess they wanted to do the "<strong><font color="#990000" size="2">Tennessen</font></strong> Waltz".
Jujubees2
09-06-2006, 10:49 AM
<p><font size="2">Hey, at least he was going to practice safe sex. Who knows what you could pick up from a dead person?</font></p><p><img height="230" src="http://www.benettontalk.com/recycled-condoms%20copia.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>
SatCam
09-06-2006, 11:01 AM
http://www.channel3000.com/2006/0905/9790177_240X180.jpg
I usually don't have my brother tag along when I'm going to get laid
Jujubees2
09-06-2006, 11:08 AM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.channel3000.com/2006/0905/9790177_240X180.jpg" border="0" /> I usually don't have my brother tag along when I'm going to get laid <p><font size="2">Yeah, but someone was going to have to hold the body and moan.</font></p>
dereckfishboy
09-06-2006, 11:09 AM
Fuck. And here I am wasting my money buying women drinks.<br />
Jujubees2
09-06-2006, 11:27 AM
<strong>dereckfishboy</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck. And here I am wasting my money buying women drinks.<br /><p><font size="2">Thats' right. Save that money and buy yourself a good shovel.</font></p>
<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>dereckfishboy</strong> wrote:<br />Fuck. And here I am wasting my money buying women drinks.<br /><p><font size="2">Thats' right. Save that money and buy yourself a good shovel.</font></p><p><font size="1">And lots of lube.</font></p>
Dudeman
09-06-2006, 11:52 AM
this reminds me of a story of a pathetic guy who checked a girl out of a mental hospital to get laid.<br />
sailor
09-06-2006, 12:04 PM
<p> </p><strong>Dudeman</strong> wrote:<br />this reminds me of a story of a pathetic guy who checked a girl out of a mental hospital to get laid.<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">is "pathetic guy" code name for "dudeman"? </font></p>
mikeyboy
09-06-2006, 12:10 PM
<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Dudeman</strong> wrote:<br />this reminds me of a story of a pathetic guy who checked a girl out of a mental hospital to get laid.<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">is "pathetic guy" code name for "dudeman"? </font></p><p>I guess you missed yesterday's show.</p>
Marc with a c
09-06-2006, 12:13 PM
<p>i once drove 2 hours at 3 am to "see" my girlfriend.</p><p>see mod quote.</p>
mendyweiss
09-06-2006, 12:17 PM
<img height="192" src="http://www.newint.org/issue178/Images/harlempic.jpg" width="350" border="0" />Man, what the fuck is wrong with you white people!
keithy_19
09-06-2006, 12:24 PM
Maybe it was there way of telling the world they aren't gay.
keithy_19
09-06-2006, 12:28 PM
<p>[QUOTE]"The family, they're people of faith, but this is still a difficult time for them," the Rev. John Norder, pastor of St. Charles Church in Cassville, told the Associated Press on Monday. "We're all pretty shook up that something like this could even happen. <strong>It blows your mind how anyone could stoop so low."[/</strong>QUOTE]</p><p>Comic gold. </p>
Dudeman
09-06-2006, 12:36 PM
<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Dudeman</strong> wrote:<br />this reminds me of a story of a pathetic guy who checked a girl out of a mental hospital to get laid.<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">is "pathetic guy" code name for "dudeman"? </font></p>no. but thanks for asking.<br />
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fleshysilo
09-06-2006, 12:38 PM
COULD'T BE MUCH WORSE THAN MY EX.....PROBALLY SMELLED BETTER TOO
Jujubees2
09-06-2006, 12:54 PM
<strong>PearlNecklace</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i once drove 2 hours at 3 am to "see" my girlfriend.</p><p>see mod quote.</p><p><font size="2">I drove from NYC to Northern Virginia every weekend for a summer to "see" my girlfriend.</font></p>
Don Stugots
09-06-2006, 01:01 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.channel3000.com/2006/0905/9790177_240X180.jpg" border="0" /> I usually don't have my brother tag along when I'm going to get laid <p>i would, he might make a good look out.</p>
sr71blackbird
09-06-2006, 01:42 PM
What, did they want to stop off for a cold one?
lleeder
09-06-2006, 02:00 PM
<p>Thats what I call "creamating " the body</p>
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br><p>Thats what I call "creamating " the body</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
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Marc with a c
09-06-2006, 02:10 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">How far would you go to "Hit It"?</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://www.mtv.com/news/images/archive/Proclaimers/sq-prolcaimers-gonna-be-duo-sing-bmg.gif" border="0" /></p>
MadMatt
09-06-2006, 02:14 PM
<p><font size="3">How far...</font></p><p><img height="195" src="http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Vanessa-Carlton-A-Thousand-Miles-Twilight-Live-Cover/48256C71003578A248256B840018A1F5/$file/a.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
09-06-2006, 02:40 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">How far would you go to "Hit It"?</font></strong> </p><p>i would only dig down as far as 5 feet</p><p>6 feet are for desperate people</p>
Jujubees2
09-06-2006, 02:44 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong><font size="1">How far would you go to "Hit It"?</font></strong> <p> </p><p>i would only dig down as far as 5 feet</p><p>6 feet are for desperate people</p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="2">Yeah, but you still have to remove the concrete vault. I've heard of chastity belts, but this is ridiculous.</font></span></p><p><strong><em><font size="2">"The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault."</font></em></strong></p>
FUNKMAN
09-06-2006, 02:48 PM
<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong><font size="1">How far would you go to "Hit It"?</font></strong> <p> </p><p>i would only dig down as far as 5 feet</p><p>6 feet are for desperate people</p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="2">Yeah, but you still have to remove the concrete vault. I've heard of chastity belts, but this is ridiculous.</font></span></p><p><strong><em><font size="2">"The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault."</font></em></strong></p><p>there's a new concept - concrete vaults with glory holes <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>that shit's just wrong on so many levels...</p>
angelinad128
09-06-2006, 02:53 PM
<strong>fleshysilo</strong> wrote:<br />COULD'T BE MUCH WORSE THAN MY EX.....PROBALLY SMELLED BETTER TOO <p>OMG!!! LOL!!!!! WITH ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE HOW DID YOU MISS COMENTING ON THIS ONE? </p>
FUNKMAN
09-06-2006, 02:57 PM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fleshysilo</strong> wrote:<br />COULD'T BE MUCH WORSE THAN MY EX.....PROBALLY SMELLED BETTER TOO <p>OMG!!! LOL!!!!! WITH ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE HOW DID YOU MISS COMENTING ON THIS ONE? </p><p>because we have standards... low standards but standards none the less LOL...</p>
Lumber
09-06-2006, 03:04 PM
Read my quote...
soupcan
09-06-2006, 08:21 PM
how can u NOT tap that?<img width="270" height="355" border="0" src="http://www.audiostreet.net/profiles/027/313/profile_423a1577f7d746eeb5d26c8d385ecbd3.jpg" /><br />
<p>The diggers had only managed to reach the top of the grave's concrete vault.</p><p>Digger please!</p>
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