View Full Version : Anybody up for a Comedy Pyramid?
Judge Smails
09-05-2006, 05:24 PM
<p>I just had a horrible day and I need someone to give me a good laugh. I know that you guys are more than up to it.</p><p>Here's the set-up: Due to some school construction in my town, my kids don't start school until next Monday. I noticed that our local Six Flags is open this Friday and figured it would be a great, uncrowded day to take the kids, since most everyone else is already in school.</p><p>However, I found out that the whole park will be taken over by a <a href="http://twistedlife.com/" target="_self">"Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender"</a> group. (Check out the link to their website - they have a catchy theme.)</p><p>My question is: What sort of rides and actvities do you think will be available?</p><p>I'll start: Butt Pirates of the Carribean.</p>
booster11373
09-05-2006, 05:27 PM
Log Flume
joeyballsack
09-05-2006, 05:33 PM
Free face painting from the adorable lap puppets !
DoubleJ
09-05-2006, 05:42 PM
<p>Hurricane Harbor's Lezzy River</p>
<p>Edit: Font size too small ... again. </p>
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DoubleJ on 9-6-06 @ 12:39 AM</span>
lleeder
09-05-2006, 05:44 PM
The Diddlers Revenge
lleeder
09-05-2006, 05:45 PM
The ass canyon blaster
MadMatt
09-05-2006, 05:46 PM
<p><font size="3">The Sit-n-Spin</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><img height="202" src="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/55/06/Rockin_Tunes_Music_Lights_Sit_n_Spin-resized200.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font size="3">... What? What did you think I meant?</font></p>
Tenbatsuzen
09-05-2006, 05:48 PM
<p>Amyl Nitro</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Hottub
09-05-2006, 05:48 PM
Runaway Daisey Train.
trackstand
09-05-2006, 05:49 PM
<p>Ride of <span class="mainnavlink"><font size="7">STEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font></span></p><p></p><p><span class="mainnavlink">The Jerker!</span></p><p></p>
Tenbatsuzen
09-05-2006, 05:49 PM
<p>Superman: Ultimate Flight.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>featuring Kevin Spacey.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Don Stugots
09-05-2006, 05:53 PM
<p>the tunnel of lust?</p><p>that sucks</p>
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 05:54 PM
<p>Six Fags did you say?</p>
Judge Smails
09-05-2006, 05:54 PM
<p>Thanks. . . .you guys don't disappoint.</p><p> </p><p>How about: Splooge Mountain?</p>
Marc with a c
09-05-2006, 05:55 PM
it's a small fist after all.
DarkHippie
09-05-2006, 06:01 PM
The AstroGlider
DoubleJ
09-05-2006, 06:02 PM
<p>Jollies for Roger: The Pirate Ship Ride</p><p><img width="400" height="235" border="0" src="http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k295/jjc435/flag_jolly.jpg" alt="Jolly Roger" title="Jolly Roger" /> </p><p> I know. Very marginal, but hey.<br /></p>
soupcan
09-05-2006, 06:04 PM
Fairy's Wheel<br />
DoubleJ
09-05-2006, 06:08 PM
<p><font size="2">Raging Bull Dyke</font><br /></p>
Marc with a c
09-05-2006, 06:16 PM
<p>the balls pit.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>sorry.</p>
MadMatt
09-05-2006, 06:17 PM
<p> </p><p><font size="2">"Hot Rod" Racetrack</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff" size="2">-</font></p><p><img height="115" src="http://images.art.com/images/products/small/11779000/11779703.jpg" width="84" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">-</font></p><p>God I hate searching for these pics...</p>
tele7
09-05-2006, 06:22 PM
The Great American Sperm Machine
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 06:46 PM
Great Assventure did you say?
Judge Smails
09-05-2006, 06:51 PM
<p>Squatman and Bobbin': The Felcher</p><p> </p><p>OK, I'm really reaching there. But as I said, I had a bad day. So cut me some slack.</p>
sailor
09-05-2006, 06:55 PM
<p><font size="2">who wants a mustache ride??</font></p><p> </p><p><img width="160" height="178" border="0" src="http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l25/madrigalq/mmjc.jpg" /> </p><font size="2" />
Keotok
09-05-2006, 06:57 PM
<strong>erUPtion</strong> <br />Experience the thrill of total weightlessness as you get launched 225 ft. into the sky at 50 mph on rotating seats. Additional fee required.
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 07:01 PM
<p>Bunghole Jumping</p>
Marc with a c
09-05-2006, 07:46 PM
<p>welcome to douglasland.</p><p>home of epcock center.</p>
suggums
09-05-2006, 07:47 PM
i always ride the jizm stream to cool off from the heat<br />
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suggums
09-05-2006, 07:48 PM
sandblast in the ass<br />
Skullfuck Mountain.<br />
Great American Cream Machine.<br />
fleshysilo
09-05-2006, 08:19 PM
<p>Don't know about a ride but I bet there's a long line</p><p>at the foot-long corn dog stand</p>
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 08:22 PM
King Dong
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 08:22 PM
The Suckaqueer
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 08:23 PM
Blackbeard's Lost Trouser Trout
The Public Restrooms.<br />
tele7
09-05-2006, 08:35 PM
<p>The Really Rusty Trombone</p>
JesterOfSadness
09-05-2006, 08:37 PM
<p>The White Water Crapids...</p><p> </p><p>good god that sucked.</p>
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 08:43 PM
The Ferret Wheel
Marc with a c
09-05-2006, 08:46 PM
<p>skeet skeet skeet ball</p><p> </p><p>i know it's a game, but it's at amusement parks.</p>
Judge Smails
09-05-2006, 08:46 PM
<p>The Cock Ring Toss Game</p>
FUNKMAN
09-05-2006, 08:49 PM
The Tunnel Of Love Juice
Marc with a c
09-05-2006, 08:58 PM
fairy go round
Marc with a c
09-05-2006, 09:02 PM
bumper butts.
Judge Smails
09-05-2006, 09:09 PM
<p>The Twink-A-Whirl</p>
Marc with a c
09-05-2006, 09:16 PM
the byclone
<p>The Hall of Minors </p>
legroommusic
09-05-2006, 11:18 PM
the roaring rapAIDS
jeffdwright2001
09-06-2006, 05:12 AM
<p>The Flower of Terror</p><p>Steamboat Willie</p><p>The Haunted Manson</p><p>Pan's Peter Ride</p><p>Dumpo's flying ride</p><p>Testes Track</p>
mendyweiss
09-06-2006, 05:19 AM
Single pedofile lines only for rides
jeffdwright2001
09-06-2006, 05:29 AM
<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />Single pedofile lines only for rides <p>Discriminating against married pedofiles? </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 9-6-06 @ 9:30 AM</span>
EliSnow
09-06-2006, 06:04 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I've heard the premier ride at the park will be the Astroglide Orbiter. </font>
mendyweiss
09-06-2006, 06:11 AM
The Titty Twister
Dirtybird12
09-06-2006, 06:32 AM
<p>Not for nothing, but if you listen close you will hear Ron call it a: Comedy Perrymid</p><p> </p>
jeffdwright2001
09-06-2006, 06:40 AM
<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not for nothing, but if you listen close you will hear Ron call it a: <strike>Comedy</strike> Body Perrymid</p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
09-06-2006, 07:06 AM
<p>Hall of Flames</p><p> </p><p>(see, it's Great Adventure AND it's Gay)</p><p> </p><p> </p>
EliSnow
09-06-2006, 07:26 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I've heard that the park will have a unique rollercoaster that is different from every rollercoaster out there. Rather than going in only one way like all other rollercoasters, their rollercoater will go both ways, and will be called the Biclone.</font>
undressa
09-06-2006, 07:40 AM
<p>King da kock</p><p> </p><p>or king da koki</p><p>I try ok</p>
FUNKMAN
09-06-2006, 08:12 AM
if the rides don't tickle your fancy then try the Gays Of Chance...
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