When You Die

[EffMeBoobs]

Do you want to go the old fashioned way and be buried or put in a mouselium? Or be reduced to ashes and either sit on someone's mantle or become one with the Caribbean waters and have them sprinkled in the ocean?

Personally, I'd like to be buried. I'm old fashioned and I would want my loved ones to have a place they could go to. Besides, I would want it to be the hang-out spot where all the cool people hang. ;)

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This message was edited by EffMeBoobs on 10-25-01 @ 10:59 PM

[IkeaBoy]

i don't know, this might sound weird but i'd like my body to disappear like in Blair Witch.

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[TheGameHHH]

EMB, for the past couple months I have been entertaining the thought of being creamated, after years of wanting to be buried. But now you make a good point about having a place where your loved ones could go if you are buried. I would have to say that right now I am undecided. But if I died right this second, I guess I'd get buried.

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[Tazz1376]

I want to be cremated. That way I take up less room.

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[adolescentmasturbator]

I'd like to be cremated because I'm scared of necrophiliacs.

I will get a sig pic...eventually

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Total mausoleum with an
eternal flame, loads of fresh
flowers all the time, and
*CONSTANT* upkeep.

I'm not a high-maintenance
sort of gal. Really. Ask
Thunderlips.

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[radio junkie]

A mausoleum. I think it would be warmer in the winter. I always worry that when I die, no one will come to the viewing and I'll be lying there like a big idiot.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[Gvac]

Cremation. And I could not care less what is done with my ashes.

I don't want people coming to the graveyard talking to my headstone like I see sometimes. Too weird for me.

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[The Blowhard]

I would want to be buried under the warning track in centerfield at Yankee Stadium.

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[Jim Poo]

When I die I want my body to be set on my couch in front of the tv with a HUGE smile on my face =) After that I want my arms and legs sent to each of my past loves and my heart sent to my present love =) Than I want the rest of my remains to be creamated and spread over 57th and 7th in NYC. Or just bury me like the rest of the peons. But I better have a nice ass casket!!

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[HordeKing1]

Whaterver your wishes are, once dead it totally irrelevant b/c you're past caring.

Therefore, the wishes of the living should be respected, i.e. whatever will give your spouse or significant others the most comfort

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[Chet]

Just think of all the great real estate that would be available if people would be cremated instead of being buried.

Feed me to the sharks. At least I will have contributed to the food chain.

"Almost two thousand years, and no new god!" - Nietzsche

[BrandonKattel]

Id like to be cremated.and have the ashes spread over the mountain tops. but once dead who knows what they will do. just throw me in a little box and cover me up with dirt and rocks.

Iam thread cancer

[FezWad]

I don't care what is done to me when I am dead but mI wanna be frozen............

Who's got a little text under his name?I do! :-)

[reeshy]

HordeKing,

If what you say is true about whatever the wishes of the living are-then I'm screwed-My ex-wife will have me drawn and quartered and the pieces thrown over Afghanistan-shit-what a way to go!!!

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[Sheeplovr]

I want to be burned cause i just got done with my own ERN

in clayclass the teacher said it was morbid but who else has desined and construted there own ERN

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[Noellevious]

Whatever good organs I've got left can be taken out of me and put to good use.

Then, lemme burn.

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[HordeKing1]

REESHY - As long as that's not the way she kills you...

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This message was edited by HordeKing1 on 10-30-01 @ 8:01 AM

[Se7en]

I want a pyramid built in my name. So that I can be buried inside with all of my riches in preparation for my meeting with the jackal-headed god of death, Anubis.

But if I can't pull of that, I'd settle for being cremated and my ashes fed to you guys.

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[IrishAlkey]

Prop me up in your passenger seat and cheat the 2 people in a car tunnel rule going into the city.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Jennitalia]

I guess it really doesnt matter, since I'm dead. I'd just want to be laid to rest next to the person I end up spending my life with

[Dirtybird11]

i want my heart removed and sent to london ontario -
then this worthless shell can burn like paper=)

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[Sheeplovr]

It would be cool to be trown in a valcano

number 333 its the way to be
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[F Wad]

when i die bury me hang may balls on a cherry tree when their ripe take a bite don't blame if if they don't taste right

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[Death Metal Moe]

FUCK the wants of the living! This is the MAIN reason I'm going to draw up a will before I'm 25! I want my dying wishes respected! I want organ donations to take place, and then a cremeation. You can be viewed and THEN cremated I believe. So then the fam gets one last look, and I don't have a grave. Spread my ashes on the floor of a Mosh Pit so people can hurt themselves and bleed on my ashes! They can get all sweaty, and have my ashes stick to them when they fall over.

If my band is still going, I want a little bag of me to tour around to shows with them. Hang me on the Toms of the new drummer's set.

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[Tyler Durden]

I want to be cremated and scattered from a plane, over a large population.


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