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overyoo

09-02-2006, 09:59 AM

NEW YORK(NOT Reuters) - Fez Whatley's lawyer visited the windowless basement cell where she was held captive for six years from the age of 37 on Friday and said he was devastated by the "unimaginable" conditions. "The reality is harsher than anything you can imagine," Gerald Ganzger told reporters after examining the 65 sq. foot cell near Ney york city that he  was kept in by a black man after he abducted him on the way to his syndacated talk show "The Ron & Fez Showat WNEW(now on xm 202). "I am devastated -- this is unimaginable," he said. "It makes such a big difference to see this in real life rather than just in newspaper pictures." Ganzger and police officers said it would help investigations into one of new york's most notorious crimes that has made headlines across the world if whatley , now 42, returned to the house with them. "One needs to revisit the crime scene to retrace all the steps and to clear up potential misunderstandings," said Armin Halm from the F.B.I. Whatley escaped from the house in the sedate commuter town of Harlem outside New york city on August 23. Mr. Wahtley was reportedly 6 months pregnant when he escaped. his  captor, 44-year-old communications technician Earl Douglas killed himself shortly after she fled when he was distracted by a phone call while she was vacuuming his car.

This message was edited by overyoo on 9-2-06 @ 3:33 PM

SatCam

09-02-2006, 10:28 AM

news stories that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This message was edited by SatCam on 9-2-06 @ 2:28 PM

Judge Smails

09-02-2006, 10:43 AM

OGC

09-02-2006, 10:47 AM

You know you can get in trouble saying this is a Reuters article when it really isn't.I'm just sayin'

SatCam

09-02-2006, 11:16 AM

richg0404 wrote: You know you can get in trouble saying this is a Reuters article when it really isn't.I'm just sayin'

Ogre would be pissed

Don Stugots

09-02-2006, 11:25 AM

richg0404 wrote: You know you can get in trouble saying this is a Reuters article when it really isn't.I'm just sayin'i think you can say that it is a Reuters article since it was done in character.

mikeyboy

09-02-2006, 11:27 AM

You are badly in need of an editor.

overyoo

09-02-2006, 11:31 AM

well it was a Reuters artical, the names were changed, so they need an editor

suggums

09-02-2006, 11:33 AM

what the fuck is an artical

overyoo

09-02-2006, 11:35 AM

suggums wrote: what the fuck is an artical its a typo asshat <a href="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4CZ3flEJIwAy9qJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBkM3VyNWF 1BHBvcwMxNQRzZWMDc3I-/SIG=1f8o032v6/EXP=1157312281/**http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dslv8-msgr%26p%3Dasshat%26fr2%3Dtab-web&w=306&h=389&imgurl=aap.dyndns.org%2Fangrypope%2Fsa-macros%2Fasshat.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Faap.dyndns.org%2Fangrypope%2Fsa-macros%3FN%3DA&size=12.7kB&name=asshat.jpg&p=asshat&type=jpeg&no=15&tt=4,208&oid=00edde35df936c4c&ei=UTF-8"><img title="http://aap.dyndns.org/angrypope/sa-macros?N=A" height="135" alt="Go to fullsize image" src="http://mud.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/909768419" width="106" border="0" /></a> article.  there, better?

This message was edited by overyoo on 9-2-06 @ 3:40 PM

mikeyboy

09-02-2006, 11:46 AM

overyoo wrote: well it was a Reuters artical, the names were changed, so they need an editor NEW YORK(NOT Reuters) - Fez Whatley's lawyer visited the windowless basement cell where she was held captive for six years from the age of 37 on Friday and said he was devastated by the "unimaginable" conditions. "The reality is harsher than anything you can imagine," Gerald Ganzger told reporters after examining the 65 sq. foot cell near Ney york city that he  was kept in by a black man after he abducted him on the way to his syndacated talk show "The Ron & Fez Showat WNEW(now on xm 202). "I am devastated -- this is unimaginable," he said. "It makes such a big difference to see this in real life rather than just in newspaper pictures." Ganzger and police officers said it would help investigations into one of new york's most notorious crimes that has made headlines across the world if whatley , now 42, returned to the house with them. "One needs to revisit the crime scene to retrace all the steps and to clear up potential misunderstandings," said Armin Halm from the F.B.I. Whatley escaped from the house in the sedate commuter town of Harlem outside New york city on August 23. Mr. Wahtley was reportedly 6 months pregnant when he escaped. his  captor, 44-year-old communications technician Earl Douglas killed himself shortly after she fled when he was distracted by a phone call while she was vacuuming his car.Not to mention that you go back and forth calling Fez he and she and there are extra spaces scattered throughout the piece.  Normally typos, spelling errors, capitalization mistakes don't make a difference, but when they are littered through a piece like this that you're trying to make appear like a real article, it really kills the effectiveness of your gimmick.

Don Stugots

09-02-2006, 11:50 AM

maybe the story was posted by Sheepy or that Stugots fellow.  they are both handsome fellas but they spell and/or type poorly. 

overyoo

09-02-2006, 11:51 AM

mikeyboy wrote: overyoo wrote: well it was a Reuters artical, the names were changed, so they need an editor   NEW YORK(NOT Reuters) - Fez Whatley's lawyer visited the windowless basement cell where she was held captive for six years from the age of 37 on Friday and said he was devastated by the "unimaginable" conditions. "The reality is harsher than anything you can imagine," Gerald Ganzger told reporters after examining the 65 sq. foot cell near Ney york city that he  was kept in by a black man after he abducted him on the way to his syndacated talk show "The Ron & Fez Showat WNEW(now on xm 202). "I am devastated -- this is unimaginable," he said. "It makes such a big difference to see this in real life rather than just in newspaper pictures." Ganzger and police officers said it would help investigations into one of new york's most notorious crimes that has made headlines across the world if whatley , now 42, returned to the house with them. "One needs to revisit the crime scene to retrace all the steps and to clear up potential misunderstandings," said Armin Halm from the F.B.I. Whatley escaped from the house in the sedate commuter town of Harlem outside New york city on August 23. Mr. Wahtley was reportedly 6 months pregnant when he escaped. his  captor, 44-year-old communications technician Earl Douglas killed himself shortly after she fled when he was distracted by a phone call while she was vacuuming his car.  Not to mention that you go back and forth calling Fez he and she and there are extra spaces scattered throughout the piece.  Normally typos, spelling errors, capitalization mistakes don't make a difference, but when they are littered through a piece like this that you're trying to make appear like a real article, it really kills the effectiveness of your gimmick.Thank you mikeyboy. i guess it does need an editor.lol

This message was edited by overyoo on 9-2-06 @ 3:53 PM

lleeder

09-02-2006, 05:40 PM

"Ney York" does look like a nice name for a city though, ya gotta admit is all I'm saying

sr71blackbird

09-02-2006, 06:23 PM

The "real" article.. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060901/wl_nm/austria_girl_dc" target="_blank">Article</a> STRASSHOF, Austria (Reuters) - Natascha Kampusch's lawyer visited the windowless basement cell where she was held captive for eight years from the age of 10 on Friday and said he was devastated by the "unimaginable" conditions. <div class="lrec"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr><td align="center">ADVERTISEMENT </td></tr></table></div>"The reality is harsher than anything you can imagine," Gerald Ganzger told reporters after examining the 6 square meter (65 sq ft) cell near Vienna that she was kept in by an Austrian man after he abducted her on the way to school.

Tenbatsuzen

09-02-2006, 06:37 PM

Fuck Editing.  Find the funney first, THEN we'll worry about syntax and grammar.

mikeyboy

09-02-2006, 06:55 PM

Well, yeah.  There's that...

Don Stugots

09-02-2006, 07:18 PM

dont start fighting again you two, i cant take it anymore. 