Ernie & Bert

[JeepNut]

<p>I've been reading this board for months and you guys are the only ones who have the same sense of humor as I do. You're all sick bastards and bitches. I love it.</p><p>This being said, one night, probably half in the bag, could swear I saw this sketch about Ernie and Bert being gay, Bert was a cop and had a holster for his gun. Now this wasn't the Family Guy sketch although pretty damn close. I just remember laughing my ass off. These were real puppets not cartoon. Also I think it may have been on Comedy Central. Might have been a Crank Yankers kind of sketch.&nbsp; Can anybody on this board confirm that I saw what I think I saw? This would have been like five years ago or so. I've searched and searched for this clip on the net, but it doesn't come up. I don't even find reference to it although I could understand if CTW would have sued to get it off the air. If you do remember this clip do you know of it on the net somewhere?</p><p>That's the end of this post. Donk!</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>Bert looked like a kid toucher.&nbsp; </p>

[FUNKMAN]

not sure but i did see Oscar blowing Big Bird once...

[PanterA]

<p>And Ernie was the young boy.</p><p>That yellow rubber duckie was actually Bert wearing a condom.</p>

[JeepNut]

Like Jimmy N's joke on Lucky Louie - why did the chicken cross the basketball court....?

[JeepNut]

so that's it? nobody on here has seen this skit? it was hilarious. guess it's time for another drink!

[newport king]

<p><img height="400" src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e363/briteyes13/BertInErnieC.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

[MadMatt]

It might have been on Wonder Showzen.

[SinA]

<p>who fucking names Ernie before Bert?</p><p>it's &quot;Bert and Ernie&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Fez and Ron&quot;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 9-1-06 @ 1:05 AM</span>

[tele7]

Garfunkel &amp; Simon.&nbsp; Nope.&nbsp; Just does'nt work.&nbsp;

[JeepNut]

soooo.... it's not jimmy and anthony.. with staffer little opie? shit... thanks for setting me straight. i gotta get off the sauce.

[sr71blackbird]

<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXQ0BrSFu7o" target="_blank">gay Ernie &amp; Bert</a></p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody"> I saw this sketch about Ernie and Bert being
gay, Bert was a cop and had a holster for his gun. Now this wasn't the
Family Guy sketch although pretty damn close.</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/52093/currentpage/%20I%20saw%20this%20sketch%20about%20Ernie%20and%2 0Bert%20being%20gay,%20Bert%20was%20a%20cop%20and% 20had%20a%20holster%20for%20his%20gun.%20Now%20thi s%20wasn%27t%20the%20Family%20Guy%20sketch%20altho ugh%20pretty%20damn%20close.">It was so Close it actully was family guy</a></p><p>you might have the wrong messag board<br />
</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 9-1-06 @ 6:16 AM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Rumor has it that the LOGO TV channel will begin work on a gay children's program, tentatively entitled, &quot;Open Sesame Street.&quot;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/80/topic/52083" target="_blank">Here's the real life Bert &amp; Ernie</a></font></strong></p><p><img height="210" src="http://www.moroz.ca/images/stuff/bert-ernie.gif" width="210" border="0" /></p><p>Bert is def a bottom!!!</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>If that's the case, then perhaps they were bi.&nbsp; I know that Bert had a wife.</p><p>Doesn't matter.&nbsp; I'm not one to judge, as long as they had a wonderful life.</p><p><img height="284" src="http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Drama/Drama/WonderfulBertErnie.jpg" width="347" border="0" /></p>

[terry1979]

<p>Amos and Andrew</p><p>Cher and Sonny</p><p>The Sundance Kid an Butch Cassidy</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Mary, Paul, and Peter</p><p>Fez and Ron</p>

[aceofspades7]

<img width="291" height="241" border="0" src="http://www.snopes.com/rumors/images/bert2.jpg" />

[Freebird]

<p>Robin and Batman</p><p>Costello and Abbot</p><p>Eggs and Steak</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">Rumor has it that the LOGO TV channel will begin work on a gay children's program, tentatively entitled, &quot;Open Sesame Street.&quot;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/80/topic/52083" target="_blank">Here's the real life Bert &amp; Ernie</a></font></strong></p><p><img height="210" src="http://www.moroz.ca/images/stuff/bert-ernie.gif" width="210" border="0" /></p><p>Bert is def a bottom!!!</p><p>see now i always saw bert as a top and ernie as a bottom.&nbsp; go figure.&nbsp; </p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Robin and Batman</p><p>Costello and Abbot</p><p>Eggs and Steak</p><p><img height="170" src="http://www.dogandponysound.com/images/hotdog.jpg" width="255" border="0" /><img height="161" src="http://www.techsyscomputing.com/images/Key-in-lock.jpg" width="175" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Johnson &amp; Johnson</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I suck.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

god and dog

[OGC]

<p><font size="3">Frack and Frick</font></p><p><font size="3">Tweeble Dee and Tweedle Dum</font></p><p><font size="3">Dumber and Dumb</font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Gamble &amp; Procter</font></strong>

[overyoo]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/52093/Message/?"><img class="pic" height="299" alt="bert and ernie" src="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f201/sexilexi420/bert_ernie_smoking.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></a></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by overyoo on 9-1-06 @ 10:25 PM</span>

[overyoo]

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/52093/currentpage/?"><img class="pic" height="400" alt="Bert & Ernie" src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e363/briteyes13/BertInErnieC.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></a>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by overyoo on 9-1-06 @ 10:30 PM</span>

[landarch]

Egg and Hammer

[landarch]

Hammer and Arm

[FUNKMAN]

cock and balls

[overyoo]

ron and ron

[overyoo]

<p>ass and tits</p>

[FUNKMAN]

kneel and bob

[overyoo]

funkman, the point is to reverse the common phrase..I.E. kneel and bob becomes bob and kneel

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>overyoo</strong> wrote:<br />funkman, the point is to reverse the common phrase..I.E. kneel and bob becomes bob and kneel <p>yeah i'm an idiot...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sometimes i throw stuff out too fast and&nbsp;i just hate editing. sometimes we all need to suffer a little humiliation anyway and i am no exception...</p>

[JamMaster]

<p><font size="2">Roy&nbsp;and Siegfried </font></p><p><font size="2">Pussycats and the Josie</font></p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/beat-street/reviews/pix/Josie1.jpg" width="325" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Stoller and Lieber</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Blues and Rhythym</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Western and Country</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Roll and Rock</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Jeckyl and Heckyl</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Pans and Pots</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">M and S</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Lacey and Cagney</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Hepburn and Tracy</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Loeb and Bosch</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Meara and Stiller</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Gracy and George</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Out and Down</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">In and Up</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Strikes and Balls</font></strong></p>

[Dan-E]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siPGNwQvmMc<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Treat or Trick</p><p>Ribbed Or Smooth</p><p>alright! got a couple...</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Wagnalls &amp; Funk</p><p>personal favorite...</p>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/5Big_jun.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Eddie and Flo</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/acbw.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Costello and Abbot</font></strong>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Earl Black???</font></strong></p><p><img height="342" src="http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2006/03/18/black-earl-69-singapore.jpg" width="260" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Ironically, here's Earl Black putting a headlock on John Elton!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="222" src="http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2006/03/18/black-earl-vs-john-elton-sm.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

Spread and Bend

[FUNKMAN]

Fire Wind &amp; Earth