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narc

08-26-2006, 11:00 PM

Reeshy's God thread actually got me thinking about this.... 
Let's give the standard Benningtonite scenario - Nazis would kill your family unless you either killed yourself, went to a Joan Osborne concert, or went to a Kelly Osbourne concert? Which would you choose? 
It's a close one for me, but I'm choosing Joan Osborne, and it's only because St Teresa is kind of a catchy song. I was very tempted to choose death.
This message was edited by narc on 8-27-06 @ 3:31 AM

XMRonFez

08-26-2006, 11:31 PM

I thought it was which one I had to sleep with. I voted for Kelly either way...

nevnut

08-27-2006, 03:52 AM

I like Joan, seen her sing with Phil and Friends and it was a great show.

OGC

08-27-2006, 04:01 AM

narc wrote: Reeshy's God thread actually got me thinking about this.... Let's give the standard Benningtonite scenario - Nazis would kill your family unless you either killed yourself, went to a Joan Osborne concert, or went to a Kelly Osbourne concert? Which would you choose? It's a close one for me, but I'm choosing Joan Osborne, and it's only because St Teresa is kind of a catchy song. I was very tempted to choose death. This message was edited by narc on 8-27-06 @ 3:31 AM I am a shallow person. Any poll asking me to choose between two females NEEDS TO HAVE PICTURES. Even if the choice has nothing to do with appearance.I refuse to choose until there are pictures.

Don Stugots

08-27-2006, 05:35 AM

XMRonFez wrote: I thought it was which one I had to sleep with. I voted for Kelly either way... same here.  all though i would fuck them both and steal their underwear and savor the smell of them for days and days.

cougarjake13

08-27-2006, 05:48 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: XMRonFez wrote: I thought it was which one I had to sleep with. I voted for Kelly either way... same here.  all though i would fuck them both and steal their underwear and savor the smell of them for days and days.  yeh i thought it was sleep with also, but i like the freaky goth chicks so kelly is more up my alleynot that i wouldnt give joan a toss if given the opportunity

Sheeplovr

08-27-2006, 05:56 AM

what about Aimee Osbourne?

bobrobot

08-27-2006, 06:01 AM

Joan hired Gary Lucas as her guitar player, so she's A-OK in my book!!!<img height="360" src="http://starbulletin.com/2003/08/05/features/art2b.jpg" width="311" border="0" />

Gvac

08-27-2006, 07:50 AM

I hope it's not too early on a Sunday morning to be posting these pics.  Neither woman is what could be considered even semi-attractive.  <img border="0" src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/JoanOsborne.jpg" /> <img border="0" src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/KellyOsborne.jpg" />

FUNKMAN

08-27-2006, 08:15 AM

<img src="http://www.nearmintcards.com/pics/1968+Topps/68t_sgc1208778-105.jpg" border="0" />                              no homo

bobrobot

08-27-2006, 08:28 AM

Gvac wrote: <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/KellyOsborne.jpg" border="0" /> UGH... she looks like the fat guy from "Little Britain" on the BBC, who does a lotta DRAG parts!

JimBeam

08-27-2006, 08:42 AM

I picked death because I hate them both.Are we using a time machine to go back and see Joan play becasue I wasnt aware she had a " hit " after " What If God Was One Of Us " or was even still making " music ".

FUNKMAN

08-27-2006, 09:52 AM

<img src="http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Images/Chicago/0226430286.jpeg" border="0" />        Joan Kelly

spot

08-27-2006, 06:03 PM

I don't want Nazi's killing my family..so I picked Joan.

SatCam

08-27-2006, 06:30 PM

After the nazis kill my family, will Kelly eat the bodies?