why joe poo rules

[eggers]

joe poo rules because he is like me; he ain't no fancy smancy l.a. guy (like the nature boy is); he ain't a player (like circus boy is); he ain't a player hater (like al dukes is); he ain't pretty and nice (like melissa is); he tells it like it is because there is no other way.
joe poo will die for his country (can't say the same thing for maddog, err wnewscreener7211, err, mywifebangedtwistedsister, err, billy staples).
joe poo personafies humanity like george w bush personafies constant cocaine usage and bill clinton personafies fun and games.
joe poo is the man like john mccain used to be the man (before he sold out).
ron and fez rule! joe poo rules! the show is now better than ever!

thank you, good luck, and god bless america,
jim eggers

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[eggers]

(forgot to mention that i'm one of the nine best message board posters in the world)

... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!

[Dan]

Oh-Kay.

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[HordeKing1]

JOE POOL rules because he has a rapier sharp wit and is not shy about expressing his cynicism.

He also eats his own poo.


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[TomPoo]

I think anyone with "poo" in there name is cool.

I am sure Jim Poo will agree.

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[IkeaBoy]

Time for everyone's favorite game show: Why Joe Poo Is Different from Eggers. <cue theme music> and now I'm your host IkeaBoy. Feel free to add.

Joe Poo is funny.
Joe Poo goes away.
Joe Poo is wanted.
Joe Poo is talented.
Joe Poo does not lie about being one of the best posters online.
Joe Poo eats shit, Eggers is shit.


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[reeshy]

IkeaBoy,

Very good. Now...

EGGERS....DIE-GET IN THE COFFIN!!

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This Is Really Me!!!

[Hamper Fishin Joe Poo the 3rd]

wait, why wouldn't he ???

The God in which you pray..The Devil you must pay.

[Hamper Fishin Joe Poo the 3rd]

out of curiousity, on earth 2, would joe poo poo out food then feed it to other people ??? is that how that works ???

The God in which you pray..The Devil you must pay.

[Sheeplovr]

If you swim in a JOE POOL do you get sick

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Se7en]

I have nothing but total and utter respect for anyone who eats their own poo.

BTW, this may be a stupid question, but has anyone ever snapped a photo of the elusive Mr. Poo?

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--Spider Jerusalem

[Girlfezzie]

LOL Ikeaboy. Joe Poo is the best! I am very happy they brought back an old R&F.com regular

Ron and Fez and Opie and Anthony- My personal Lubricants.