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I've noticed that for a lot of people, their....index toe I guess you'd call it sticks out past where their big toe ends. It doesn't for me, and I used to think it was weird until I realized that so many people have it.
EliSnow
08-22-2006, 08:33 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My second toe is longer than the big toe, and my middle toe is actually just as long as the second toe.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">My feet are pretty huge too.</font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 8-22-06 @ 12:34 PM</span>
Jennitalia
08-22-2006, 08:36 AM
<p>my second toe is the longest. it's nice to know i'm not alone!</p>
WhistlePig
08-22-2006, 09:10 AM
My big toe is the longest, and each toe after that gets a little shorter--no odd
lengths here! All my toes are double-jointed, however, so they bend backward.
Fun!
JustJon
08-22-2006, 09:25 AM
You're all a bunch of mutants.<br />
Dirtybird12
08-22-2006, 09:25 AM
<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br /> they bend backward. Fun! <p>hot<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p>
DreamWeaver
08-22-2006, 09:27 AM
<p>When your 2nd toe is longer than the 1st its called Morton's Toe. Its some kind of foot disorder.</p><p><a href="http://www.foot.com/info/cond_mortons_toe.jsp">http://www.foot.com/info/cond_mortons_toe.jsp</a></p><p> </p><p>Freaks!</p>
<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">Holy Shit, I never knew my feet were freakish.</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="4" /></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="4">2nd toe all the way.</font></p>
Jennitalia
08-22-2006, 10:00 AM
it's like the attention whore toe. it's even cuter than my little piggie that cried wee wee wee all the way home.
FUNKMAN
08-22-2006, 10:14 AM
big toe, then the next, then the next and so on... but i do have furniture feet ( a very high instep )
LordJezo
08-22-2006, 10:21 AM
<p>I guess I have the second toe disorder too, but hey, at least now I have a name for it now.<br /></p><p>Morton's Toe.</p>
SatCam
08-22-2006, 10:39 AM
Thumb toe all the way
If your second toe is bigger than your first, you're gay
suggums
08-22-2006, 10:44 AM
2nd toe freaks, how is it you're winning<br />
Melrapuo
08-22-2006, 12:03 PM
Big toe here.
ChimneyFish
08-22-2006, 12:07 PM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />You're all a bunch of mutants.<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I'm glad I read through the thread, because that's exactly what I was going to post.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">My God, man!!!!</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/birthday10.jpg" border="0" /></p>
Jennitalia
08-22-2006, 12:14 PM
<p>it's also like the foot's version of giving you the finger.</p><p>I love my mutant toe!</p>
MilkmanDann
08-22-2006, 12:16 PM
<p>Never take off socks if you've got the 2nd toe retard thing. Gauughhhg</p>
Genetic second toe mutant here. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" /><br />
sr71blackbird
08-22-2006, 04:10 PM
I heard that if a woman has a ring finger that is longer than her index finger, that she is a lesbien
sr71blackbird
08-22-2006, 04:14 PM
I also heard if you take your right foot and begin to draw a clockwise circle in the air with it and then try and draw the capital letter Q, it is nearly impossible and your foot will spontaniously reverse to counterclockwise in the attempt.
CuzBum
08-22-2006, 04:15 PM
wasn't this in shallow hal?
<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />2nd toe freaks, how is it you're winning<br /><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Since we are winning, doesn't that make you short toed people the freaks ?</font></p>
<p>The big toe on my right foot is longer, but the second toe on my left foot is longest.</p><p>I'm only half weird. </p>
furie
08-22-2006, 06:16 PM
my big toe is the longest; like a normal person.
<p>My big toes are obscenely bulbous. Like light bulbs. Huge.</p><p>And positively hideous. </p><p>I'd rather die than wear sandals. </p><p>My feet are my shame. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" /> </p>
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My second toe is longer than the big toe, and my middle toe is actually just as long as the second toe.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">My feet are pretty huge too.</font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 8-22-06 @ 12:34 PM</span><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
You know what they say about guys with big feet. <br><p>
They have big shoes. <br><p>
That old gag.
watson
08-22-2006, 07:29 PM
my right foot and left foot toes are different, right foot ok, proportion wise, but left has second toe bigger<br />
the this little piggy went home toe
Fallon
08-22-2006, 08:15 PM
Even steven.<br />
My second toe is the longest.....
sr71blackbird
08-25-2006, 03:01 PM
<p>I think length wise, the average persons second toe is longer than their "big" toe..see below</p><p><img height="420" src="http://goodtimesgoodtimes.typepad.com/goodtimesgoodtimes/images/toes.jpg" width="379" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>But the big toe is the stronger toe and if I had to be a toe, I think Id rather be a big toe!</p>
I still think that looks weird. I'm a foot snob.
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It's only because my feet are my best features. Which really isn't saying much.
sr71blackbird
08-25-2006, 03:11 PM
Tell me you wouldnt suck those toes? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />
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ShelleBink
08-25-2006, 03:22 PM
<p> </p><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />it's like the attention whore toe. it's even cuter than my little piggie that cried wee wee wee all the way home.<p> </p><p> </p><p>Lets just call it the ShelleBink toe from now on :o)</p><p> </p><p>As for my toes, my big toe and 2nd toe are the same length... so what does that mean!?!?!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS, sr71 - how come your toenails are painted ?? ;o) </p>
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br><p> </p><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />it's like the attention whore toe. it's even cuter than my little piggie that cried wee wee wee all the way home.<p> </p><p> </p><p>Lets just call it the ShelleBink toe from now on :o)</p><p> </p><p>As for my toes, my big toe and 2nd toe are the same length... so what does that mean!?!?!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>PS, sr71 - how come your toenails are painted ?? ;o) </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
That makes you and Fallon even bigger freaks I think.
sr71blackbird
08-25-2006, 03:33 PM
<p>PS, sr71 - how come your toenails are painted ?? ;o) </p><p>So they look all pretty in my chinese slippers!!</p><p><img height="93" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:f6tWBJFwLoyVUM:http://i15.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/c0/10/35_1.JPG" width="124" border="0" /></p>
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 8-25-06 @ 8:37 PM</span>
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