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booster11373
08-20-2006, 10:41 AM
<p>Clearly the sacrament of marriage needs to be protected from the heathen homosexuals who would make a mockery of the bond between a Man and a Woman and Almighty God.</p><p>yeah right</p><p><img title="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122958/2133671/2146935/060814_TV_bridesTN.jpg" height="150" alt="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122958/2133671/2146935/060814_TV_bridesTN.jpg" src="http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122958/2133671/2146935/060814_TV_bridesTN.jpg" width="205" border="0" /></p><p>Let Gays get married all ready think of all the interesting reality TV shows we could have.</p><p><a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2147493/?GT1=8483" target="_self">http://www.slate.com/id/2147493/?GT1=8483</a></p>
Bulldogcakes
08-20-2006, 02:01 PM
<p>Gotta change the vows, though</p><p>"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded Top?</p><p>Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded Bottom?</p><p>I now pronounce you Queen and Fairy, you may now kiss the penis"</p><p> </p>
FUNKMAN
08-20-2006, 02:03 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Gotta change the vows, though</p><p>"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded Top?</p><p>Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded Bottom?</p><p>I now pronounce you Queen and Fairy, you may now kiss the penis"</p><p> </p><p>"you may now lube the ring"</p>
<p>Booster - are you a Brit or a Canuck? I've noticed some variations in your spelling, and the "defence" with a "c" is a dead give away. </p><p>Just curious. </p>
Bulldogcakes
08-20-2006, 02:44 PM
<p> </p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Gotta change the vows, though</p><p>"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded Top?</p><p>Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded Bottom?</p><p>I now pronounce you Queen and Fairy, you may now kiss the penis"</p><p> </p><p>"you may now lube the ring"</p><p> </p><p>How about </p><p>"You may now redecorate the living room" </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
ChrisTheCop
08-20-2006, 03:43 PM
<p>GVAC, if poor spelling makes booster a brit or a canadian....</p><p> </p><p>what does that make Sheepy?? </p>
booster11373
08-20-2006, 04:06 PM
<p>Is Google spell check a country?</p>
<p>I honestly thought you were either from England or Canada and I wasn't busting chops. </p><p>"Defence" is the British spelling that's also used in Canada, much like "zed" instead of "zero" or "rumour" instead of "rumor." </p><p>I hope you took no <em>offence. </em> <br /></p>
FUNKMAN
08-20-2006, 04:22 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p> I hope you took no <em>offence. </em> <br /></p><p>because it wouldn't have made any <em>sence</em></p>
Don Stugots
08-20-2006, 04:27 PM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>GVAC, if poor spelling makes booster a brit or a canadian....</p><p> </p><p>what does that make Sheepy?? </p><p>or Stugots, that guy spells poorly too, mainly because he is posting at the speed of light at times.</p>
booster11373
08-20-2006, 05:58 PM
<p><img height="264" src="http://www.teezz.co.uk/images/cats/totally-cool-4976.jpg" width="336" border="0" /></p><p>as</p>
booster11373
08-20-2006, 06:01 PM
<strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><p>GVAC, if poor spelling makes booster a brit or a canadian....</p><p> </p><p>what does that make Sheepy?? </p><p>lazy?</p>
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