View Full Version : how did opie and jimmy sexually harass fez?
dkohalloran
08-19-2006, 06:12 PM
i looked over ALL the other threads realted to this "war" on this forum but none actually mention what kind of harassment took place... on the show, i heard things like fez was raped, and comments were directed. even if this whole war is bogus, could someone please just tell me what supposedly happened so i'm not totally lost? thanks.
FezPaul
08-19-2006, 06:18 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">In the parlor with a candlestick.</font></strong>
MadMatt
08-19-2006, 06:18 PM
<p>This thread should explain everything: <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/51865/page/I_was_pissed_on_as_a_child_.htm" target="_self"> Explanation</a></p>
BoondockSaint
08-19-2006, 06:19 PM
In the ass with a shoehorn.
kellermcgee21
08-19-2006, 06:19 PM
hate to be the one to tell you but....fezzie was indeed raped....there is a rumor that there is a video that opie has threatened to put on foundry
shoved a cupcake up his arse
dkohalloran
08-19-2006, 06:28 PM
that link leads me to a thread talking about pissing on dogs... hahahahaha funny. very funny. seroiusly though, what did they supposedly do to him?
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dkohalloran on 8-19-06 @ 10:35 PM</span>
Fallon
08-19-2006, 06:32 PM
<p>how did opie and jimmy sexually harass fez?</p><p><img border="0" src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/Accused.jpg" /> </p>
SatCam
08-19-2006, 06:37 PM
They called him "fag" and "homo" and "butt pirate" and ordered gay strippers to ambush him at work.
Needless to say, both Fez and his Fiancee are upset about the whole incident.
Fez needed more cowbell. <br />
SatCam
08-19-2006, 06:43 PM
how did opie and jimmy sexually harass fez?
It's real hard, and a big strain on Fez because they haven't done anything
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/people/comedians/silverman-sarah.jpg
reeshy
08-19-2006, 06:48 PM
SINA... are you English?????.....it's spelled ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
Fatts
08-19-2006, 06:52 PM
<strong>kellermcgee21</strong> wrote:<br />hate to be the one to tell you but....fezzie was indeed raped....there is a rumor that there is a video that opie has threatened to put on foundry <p>Foundry is the safest place to put it, no one will ever find it.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Fatts on 8-20-06 @ 2:09 AM</span>
docgoblin
08-19-2006, 06:56 PM
<p>According to Fez it happened in the hallway at the lockers. I don't know what kind of radio station XM is running there, but it sounds more like a High School... And judging from this surveillance video capture, I think Fez was enjoying the moment:</p><p>http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/7435/lockers1copy2gz7.jpg</p>
How was Fez sexually harassed? Gently and with a quiet confidence.<br />
tele7
08-19-2006, 08:04 PM
<p>Things don't look good for Opie. </p><p><img height="261" src="http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/Harassment.jpg" width="343" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
08-19-2006, 08:58 PM
<p>Opie said</p><p>"want some candy little Fez?"</p>
Badinia
08-19-2006, 09:40 PM
<p>It's even sadder than that. </p><p> Fez was walking innocently down the hall, when Opie called out "Hey, Fatgirl!" and as Fez turned, Norton tripped him. As Fez was bent over picking up his books, (again, not sure why he needs to take a stack of books everywhere) Opie grabbed at his pantyhose and sent big runs up his dress. Upset, poor Fezzie started crying as Lil' JImmy snapped his bra and called him "Meat Tits."</p><p>It's all too, too shocking!</p>
mikeyboy
08-20-2006, 05:09 AM
<p>how did opie and jimmy sexually harass fez?</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/popcorn2.jpg" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
08-20-2006, 08:35 AM
<p>Nice One Mikeyboy!!!!</p><p>there goes my theory</p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rtn4juhELB8BQeqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=13dnk2vrm/EXP=1156178040/**http%3a//costumecastle.buyol.com/costumecastle/images/itemslarge/5463_Frank_the_flasher.jpg" border="0" /></p>
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />SINA... are you English?????.....it's spelled ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p>as i was typing i thought shoving a cupcake up fezzie's ASS sounded like a personal attack, but shoving it up his ARSE would clearly be in good fun</p>
FUNKMAN
08-20-2006, 08:43 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />SINA... are you English?????.....it's spelled ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p>as i was typing i thought shoving a cupcake up fezzie's ASS sounded like a personal attack, but shoving it up his ARSE would clearly be in good fun</p><p>it's all cool as long as there was no ARSEnic involved...</p><p> </p><p>still early just warmin up</p>
NortonRules
08-20-2006, 08:55 AM
Can't we just let fucking HR take care of this?
UnknownPD
08-20-2006, 09:10 AM
<img height="156" hspace="10" src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/grabass.jpg" width="394" vspace="5" border="0" />
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by UnknownPD on 8-20-06 @ 1:10 PM</span>
SatCam
08-20-2006, 12:02 PM
During summer camp, Opie had Jimmy t-bag Fez while he was sleeping. To make matters worse, Opie and Jimmy stole Fez's clothes while he was showering and he had to call one of the counselors to come help. Then, when everyone went down to the lake, Op and Jim made fun of Fez for wearing a t-shirt when he went in the water.
ChimneyFish
08-20-2006, 12:12 PM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I heard it had something to do with potatoes.</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mp.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Or was that buhtatoes????</font></em></strong></p>
TheArtOfTheFU
08-20-2006, 02:05 PM
<p>All i know is this; Ron Ramoning Fez was the funniest thing I have ever heard. </p><p>Hey Earl, we have any cowbell back there? I'm fuggin starvin</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheArtOfTheFU on 8-20-06 @ 7:21 PM</span>
DJEvelEd
08-20-2006, 02:46 PM
<p>I say we clean house and start fresh with the "Ron and Anthony Show". </p><p>Let's face it, Fez is NOT going to peak again. Did you hear him singing?!? Jeeeze...OOOh...Weeeee!!!</p><p>Norton can start a new life doing TV.</p><p>Opie can go back to making BIG money doing the Spuds Buckley Porns again...</p>
Stankfoot
08-20-2006, 03:13 PM
<p> </p><p>Fez was in the hallway drinking a glass of tea<br />From the other end of the hallway a rhythm was generating<br />Opie was sliding up the hallway<br />He merged perfectly with the hallway,<br />He merged perfectly, the mirror in the hallway<br /><br />Opie looked at Fez, Fez wanted to run,<br />but the movie kept moving as planned<br />Opie took Fez, he pushed him against the locker,<br />He drove it in, he drove it home, he drove it deep in Fez<br />Opie disappeared, Fez fell on his knees,<br />started crashing his head against the locker,<br />started crashing his head against the locker,<br />started laughing hysterically</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
What the fuck did I miss working this week?
MilkmanDann
08-20-2006, 04:05 PM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I heard it had something to do with potatoes.</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mp.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>There's no way fatty would have had a problem with that, that bowl probably has the consistency of his blood</p>
TheArtOfTheFU
08-20-2006, 04:06 PM
<strong>Boz</strong> wrote:<br />What the fuck did I miss working this week? <p>A real fine bit, Ronnie Ramoning fez,and the rare FAR show. Also, baby dinosaurs on Noah's Ark and Earl Flintstone. What'd I miss, guys?</p>
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