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Tenbatsuzen
08-16-2006, 11:34 AM
<p>I was driving out to do some errands by my apartment and nearly crashed my truck when I saw a BATTALION of bikini-clad teenagers holding up signs and cheering on the road.&nbsp; Apparently they were having a car wash for 10 dollars.&nbsp; To raise money.&nbsp; For something.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And it wasn't at a school or anything like that, it was right inside of a development, like a very, very distorted version of a 5 year old's lemonade stand.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I... I'm not sure what I think of this.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Tenbatsuzen
08-16-2006, 11:38 AM
<p>To give you an idea why I almost crashed...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Like THIS...</p><p><img width="250" height="365" border="0" src="http://angel.fcpages.com/shows/bringiton-eliza2.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...but a lot closer to my own personal preferences.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Sheeplovr
08-16-2006, 11:39 AM
<p><span class="postbody">but a lot closer to my own personal preferences.</span></p><p>like a penis&nbsp;</p>
angeladi
08-16-2006, 11:41 AM
thats kinda funny, did u get ur car washed at least??
Tenbatsuzen
08-16-2006, 11:42 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />thats kinda funny, did u get ur car washed at least??<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No.&nbsp; My fiance will attest that my truck is still very dusty.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
narc
08-16-2006, 11:44 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">but a lot closer to my own personal preferences.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>like a penis&nbsp;</p><p>I think he means a ginormous pair of breasts.</p>
Fezticle98
08-16-2006, 11:45 AM
<p>Think they would polish a knob for 10 bucks?</p>
SatCam
08-16-2006, 12:55 PM
I was driving out to do some errands by my apartment and nearly crashed my truck when I saw a BATTALION of bikini-clad teenagers holding up signs and cheering on the road.

But yet they never manage to make any money
terry1979
08-16-2006, 01:02 PM
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Tall_James
08-16-2006, 01:15 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />thats kinda funny, did u get ur car washed at least?? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>No.&nbsp; My fiance will attest that my truck is still very dusty.</p><p>Sad.</p>
HBox
08-16-2006, 01:17 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />thats kinda funny, did u get ur car washed at least??<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>No. My fiance will attest that my truck is still very dusty.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or you got a car wash, then drove off road through a park, then got another car wash, then drove off road through a park again, then got another car wash, then drove off road through a park again, realized you had no more money and went home.<br /></p>
Gvac
08-16-2006, 01:24 PM
<p>I never pass one of these up.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm a humanitarian, and if I can help the kids out and get a car wash at the same time it's a win/win. &nbsp;</p><p>It has nothing at all to do with ogling nubile young female bodies, I assure you. &nbsp;<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" />&nbsp;</p>
Don Stugots
08-16-2006, 01:31 PM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />thats kinda funny, did u get ur car washed at least?? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>No.&nbsp; My fiance will attest that my truck is still very dusty.</p><p>Sad.</p><p>sad indeed.&nbsp; i do agree with GVAC, it is for a good cause after all.&nbsp; i think your girl would understand.&nbsp; even better just enjoy it, rub out a batch while they are drying off the car and she would be none the wiser.</p><p>i noticed you totally ignored Sheepy's witty and maybe accurate assessment of this situtation.&nbsp; thats not nice. </p>
Tenbatsuzen
08-16-2006, 02:13 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />thats kinda funny, did u get ur car washed at least??<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>No. My fiance will attest that my truck is still very dusty.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">Or you got a car wash, then drove off road through a park, then got another car wash, then drove off road through a park again, then got another car wash, then drove off road through a park again, realized you had no more money and went home.</font></font><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Could be a few more than that, gentlemen...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BTW, they were cheerleaders.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
SatCam
08-16-2006, 02:15 PM
BTW, they were cheerleaders.

So they were ugly?
Don Stugots
08-16-2006, 02:17 PM
ok, think of it this way.&nbsp; you can be getting your truck washed twice by different hot chicks and take pics of them and then post the pics for our enjoyment.&nbsp; there is nothing wrong with that.&nbsp;
Tenbatsuzen
08-16-2006, 02:18 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />ok, think of it this way. you can be getting your truck washed twice by different hot chicks and take pics of them and then post the pics for our enjoyment. there is nothing wrong with that. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's a slippery slope between that and getting arrested in Thailand, dude.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
FreshJ
08-16-2006, 05:27 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">but a lot closer to my own personal preferences.</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>like a penis </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am amazed.&nbsp; It seems like Sheepy is on Fire Lately.&nbsp; Just figured that it needed to be pointed out.&nbsp;</p>
OGC
08-16-2006, 06:05 PM
<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">They have these kinds of car washes all of the time in my area. I have noticed that they usually put the cutest and most &quot;ample&quot; girls out by the road with the signs trying to attract customers. Out in the back they keep the geeky kids who do the actual washing.</font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">I guess you could call it the old (jail)bait and switch.</font></p>
Tall_James
08-16-2006, 06:08 PM
<strong>FreshJ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">but a lot closer to my own personal preferences.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>like a penis </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am amazed.&nbsp; It seems like Sheepy is on Fire Lately.&nbsp; Just figured that it needed to be pointed out.&nbsp;</p><p>People are noticing.&nbsp; Important people.&nbsp; Keep those bags packed Sheepy - you never know when that call will come.</p>
A.J.
08-17-2006, 05:44 AM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">They have these kinds of car washes all of the time in my area. I have noticed that they usually put the cutest and most &quot;ample&quot; girls out by the road with the signs trying to attract customers. Out in the back they keep the geeky kids who do the actual washing.</font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">I guess you could call it the old (jail)bait and switch.</font></p><p>Ditto.&nbsp; But the ones they have out by the road still&nbsp;look like jailbait to me.</p>
HeyGuy
08-17-2006, 09:43 AM
<p>I have never seen any bikini car washes ever. Why o Why!</p><p>Tenzbat it must have been hard for you not to stop and get a carwash? But your smart you have a fiance and if she knew she might get pissed. You know how women get sometimes. You never know what might set them off!</p>
HeyGuy
08-17-2006, 09:45 AM
<p>double post sorry</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CampoNJ on 8-17-06 @ 1:45 PM</span>
Jennitalia
08-17-2006, 09:47 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />thats kinda funny, did u get ur car washed at least?? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No.&nbsp; My fiance will attest that my truck is still very dusty.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But I'm sure the dashboard is all sticky and cakey with Tenbats cum</p>
Tenbatsuzen
08-17-2006, 09:47 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have never seen any bikini car washes ever. Why o Why!</p><p>Tenzbat it must have been hard for you not to stop and get a carwash? But your smart you have a fiance and if she knew she might get pissed. You know how women get sometimes. You never know what might set them off!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fiance wouldn't have cared.&nbsp; Hell, she probably would have encouraged it.&nbsp; I just didn't want to feel like a creep.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
SinA
08-17-2006, 02:29 PM
<p>Whenever I see one of those high-school girls&nbsp;soccer&nbsp;team carwash/fundraisers, I always stop.&nbsp; At first I felt a little ashamed about the dirty thoughts in my head when their&nbsp;wet bikinis sqeaked against the windows as they stretched out to&nbsp;suds up the sunroof, but I realized those little tramps know exactly what they're doing it and they love it.&nbsp; Sure, I'm creepy and older, but it plays right into their game.&nbsp; I swear they get off on the fact that they are an unattainable fantasy, and put more effort into doing a really good job on my car.&nbsp; I always joke when I pay them that they missed a spot and point to the fresh spooge on the steering wheel.</p>
Justice4all
08-17-2006, 03:02 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I never pass one of these up.&nbsp; </p><p>I'm a humanitarian, and if I can help the kids out and get a car wash at the same time it's a win/win. &nbsp;</p><p>It has nothing at all to do with ogling nubile young female bodies, I assure you. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>Say that after you take the hidden camera from out of your car as you pull up...then we might believe you.</p><p>Hell I would have a camrea crew with me to document this.</p>
Don Stugots
08-17-2006, 03:59 PM
<strong>FreshJ</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody">but a lot closer to my own personal preferences.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>like a penis </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am amazed.&nbsp; It seems like Sheepy is on Fire Lately.&nbsp; Just figured that it needed to be pointed out.&nbsp;</p><p>i noticed, that is why i pitched a radio show idea to him.</p>