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walking joint

08-16-2006, 04:58 AM

not sure this needed a thread, but i'm bored and i keep thinking about it.usually go to bed around 11 and get up at 5.  like most i hate the alarm clock.  last night i woke up and feared looking at the clock to see what time it was expecting to see 4:45 or so.  but it said 12:20 and i was like a kid on Christmas.  a huge smile came to my face and i flipped over like it was the best news ever.  as good as that feels, i get just the opposite extreme when i see something like 4:45 as if those missed 15 minutes b/c i can't fall back asleep is going to ruin the rest of my life.  just seems strange to get so happy or mad over something that happens everyday.

Celia

08-16-2006, 05:30 AM

That is the best thing ever!  I had a similar experience last night.  I woke up, thinking it was maybe 3 or 4, but it turned out to only be 1am!   If I wake up 15 minutes or so before I have to get up, it really does bum me out.  

OGC

08-16-2006, 06:09 AM

Yeah, that is indeed a great feeling. Before I got married I used to wake up 2 or 3 times a night and have that experience. I rarely had any trouble getting back to sleep.

cougarjake13

08-16-2006, 03:47 PM

i ve had that experience many times (waking up and it not being closer to the time you wake up as you thought)but ive also had the flip side of thatwhich is while at work thinking it's like only 10 am and its actually 2 pm and almost time to go home, you also have the negative side of that where you think its later like 1pm and its only like 11am

FUNKMAN

08-16-2006, 04:09 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/36153/page/Simple_Things_That_Bring_Pleasure___.htm" target="_self">you just shook my memory banks. here is a 3 year old thread about the simple pleasures</a>

Tazz

08-16-2006, 04:55 PM

It always makes me smile when some douchebag blows by me on the
highway, and I pass him later either pulled over by the cops or upside
down on a guardrail.

PapaBear

08-16-2006, 06:49 PM

I like when I click the link to track something I bought on Ebay, and it says my package will arrive tomorrow.On the reverse, even though the one I'm waiting for now says I won't get it until Monday, I've still clicked the link 5 times tonight just to see if it got any quicker.

Bossanova

08-16-2006, 06:53 PM

I hate being at work, and seeing the time is only 11:00am.  That means I have so long till I see Johnny Cakes

FUNKMAN

08-16-2006, 06:56 PM

strange things that make you happy  I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

NortonRules

08-16-2006, 07:01 PM

It truly contents me to insult someone really well.

WhistlePig

08-16-2006, 07:38 PM

I like when I come up with a funny, sharp reply to something and make everyone
in the room laugh.

Judge Smails

08-16-2006, 07:47 PM

There's a traffic light about two blocks from my house.  I can literally count on one hand the number of times in the last eight years that I haven't caught a red light there.  It's only like a thirty second light, but on those occasions when it's been green, and I went right through it, it was like Christmas morning and my birthday all rolled into one.

A.J.

08-17-2006, 05:45 AM

Tazz wrote: It always makes me smile when some douchebag blows by me on the highway, and I pass him later either pulled over by the cops or upside down on a guardrail. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

Jennitalia

08-17-2006, 05:53 AM

I get happy when I'm able to get a parking spot right in front of my house.  Most recent was a couple of weeks ago, as I was driving home from school, in a total downpour.  I lucked out and pulled in right across the street, without even having to circle the block a couple of times.Also, my cat, wayne, has this thing where he'll tap you while you're sleeping.  he's declawed (we got him that way), and he'll start on your body, and work up so that he's tapping your face.  it's the cutest thing and makes me smile.  And, finally, I get very happy when the cats follow me into the bedroom at night because they know it's bedtime.  I usually end up with 2 or  3 of them with me.

reeshy

08-17-2006, 05:57 AM

It doesn't matter how great my day was up to this point....but when I walk out the door of my office at the end of the day....that's the best feeling in the world!!!!!

kellermcgee21

08-17-2006, 06:05 AM

it made me happy to read opieanthony.net this morning and see all the people who didn't get the bit and were ready to go all pat battle mode on ron and fezanother thing is if i'm on a long road trip and the ron and fez show comes on....that makes me happy

OGC

08-17-2006, 06:16 AM

Just sitting down in my chair after coming home from work and kicking off my shoes without untying them, and then having my kids run into the room to great me.

HeyGuy

08-17-2006, 09:32 AM

Lately when I talk to my brother on the phone and I hear my 2 year old nephew screaming "Unc Unc" He doesnt know how to say Uncle but when he knows im on the phone he goes nuts with his Unc Unc. Everytime I hear that I get a huge smile on my face or just laugh out loud.

SatCam

08-17-2006, 11:28 AM

When I wake up in the morning and realize that I'm not dead

Furtherman

08-17-2006, 11:49 AM

Finding a $20 in a jacket or pants you hadn't worn in a while.

Keotok

08-17-2006, 01:11 PM

I love sitting in my garden swing with a coke, listening to a
baseball game.  Around the 4th of July, I can usually watch
fireworks from there.  It's really great when there's a
thunderstorm way out on the horizon. 
Bought a new washer and dryer yesterday.  Sad to say, but
that made me giddy!  I've never been so excited to do laundry
before, and I am actually hunting down things to wash.  Sad, sad
life....

Keotok

08-17-2006, 01:14 PM

Tazz wrote: It always makes me smile when some douchebag blows by me on the
highway, and I pass him later either pulled over by the cops or upside
down on a guardrail. 
 As a crossing
guard, it always makes my day when someone blows through my sign, and I
just wave and smile knowing there's a cop at the corner who watched the
whole thing.......$200 fine just for blowing the sign, plus a doubled
speeding ticket!!!!!   <blockquote />

Hottub

08-17-2006, 01:15 PM

I've never been so excited to do laundry before, and I am actually hunting down things to wash.   Swing by my house. I've got enough to keep you busy for a while.Also, I LOVE Suavitel!<img height="437" src="http://www.colgate.com/Suavitel/US/EN/Common/Images/Liquid/FieldFlower/right_fieldflower.jpg" width="268" border="0" />

This message was edited by Hottub on 8-17-06 @ 5:23 PM

SatCam

08-17-2006, 01:21 PM

speaking of laundry...

when you're pouring detergent and the jug is nice and heavy... you know you got a lot more loads left from that thing

SatCam

08-17-2006, 01:27 PM

pushing out a nice log on the toilet

you forget about all your problems while you read through the best buy circular

Keotok

08-17-2006, 01:31 PM

SatCam wrote: pushing out a nice log on the toilet

you forget about all your problems while you read through the best buy circular  Since
you're looking at circulars, I need a new cordless telephone. 
Mine is about as useful as the log you left in the toilet.... 
<blockquote />

FUNKMAN

08-17-2006, 01:47 PM

if it makes you happy then it can't be that bad...

sr71blackbird

08-17-2006, 02:05 PM

I like a heavy comforter in a freezing cold room

FezPaul

08-17-2006, 02:10 PM

Caching miispelled wurds and bad grammer by peeple postt

PapaBear

08-17-2006, 09:09 PM

I like gettting an onion ring in my Burger King fries.

FreshJ

08-18-2006, 06:08 PM

I enjoy getting pissed at stupid people.  For some strange reason it makes me happy.

FezPaul

08-18-2006, 06:09 PM

FreshJ wrote: I enjoy getting pissed at stupid people.  For some strange reason it makes me happy. That explains your love of ESD.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

tele7

08-18-2006, 06:13 PM

When I order 6 chicken McNuggets, and they give me 7....             ..and a switchblade.

OGC

08-18-2006, 06:15 PM

It made me feel really good this morning when my kids bypassed "Fairly Odd Parents" to watch a very old episode of "The Jetsons"

FezPaul

08-18-2006, 06:18 PM

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FUNKMAN

08-18-2006, 06:18 PM

when i scratch my ass and it doesn't smell...

FezPaul

08-18-2006, 06:19 PM

What is "7 and a switchblade" from?

tele7

08-18-2006, 06:21 PM

FezPaul wrote: What is "7 and a switchblade" from? Wonder Showzen.  It comes from a segment "things that make you happy" as read by 8 and 9 year old kids.

Hottub

08-18-2006, 06:26 PM

It comes from a segment "things that make you happy" as read by 8 and 9 year old kids.  OK, but how many of those 8 and 9 year olds could kick your ass?

FezPaul

08-18-2006, 06:30 PM

telecaster7 wrote: FezPaul wrote: What is "7 and a switchblade" from? Wonder Showzen.  It comes from a segment "things that make you happy" as read by 8 and 9 year old kids.  Is it on youtube? I tried "wonder showzen things that make you happy" but got nothing, and I don't want to scroll through umpteen pages of entries.

tele7

08-18-2006, 06:36 PM

FezPaul wrote: telecaster7 wrote: FezPaul wrote: What is "7 and a switchblade" from? Wonder Showzen.  It comes from a segment "things that make you happy" as read by 8 and 9 year old kids.  Is it on youtube? I tried "wonder showzen things that make you happy" but got nothing, and I don't want to scroll through umpteen pages of entries.I just did the same thing.  Could'nt find it, but here's a taste of a similar segment.<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jMd4wX8GQ0">http://youtube.com/watch?v=2jMd4wX8GQ0</a>

tele7

08-18-2006, 06:40 PM

Found it, but it's called Heaven, not Happiness.<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=zD_qT68jWZM">http://youtube.com/watch?v=zD_qT68jWZM</a>

FezPaul

08-18-2006, 06:43 PM

telecaster7 wrote: Found it, but it's called Heaven, not Happiness.<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=zD_qT68jWZM">http://youtube.com/watch?v=zD_qT68jWZM</a>Thanks, That's hilarious. Edit: the other one, "When you kick a girl between the legs, they just giggle.".

This message was edited by FezPaul on 8-18-06 @ 10:46 PM