Get The Big Knife

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/13/wh.machete/index.html" target="_self">WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A 32-year-old woman wielding a machete was arrested Sunday outside the White House, the Secret Service said.</a></strong></p><p>Witnesses said Saleh was sitting on the sidewalk when she pulled the machete out of a leather sleeve and began sharpening it on the edge of the sidewalk</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>One time i was sitting on my stoop and across the street these two short, shirtless,&nbsp;drunk spanish guys were having a machete fight. They both took a few swings and almost fell down but neither hit&nbsp;the other and then one guy ran down the block and the other followed. I just continued to enjoy my time on the stoop and said to myself &quot;that was wierd&quot;...</p><p>did you ever witness a knife fight</p>

[reeshy]

Yes!!!

[Sheeplovr]

i dont evne know where ot buy a machete<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i dont evne know where ot buy a machete<br />i had bought one from a local hardware store when i lived in Carteret. i thought i could use it in the yard somehow, whacking weeds or somethin? i wound up never using it and not even sure if i still have it

[docgoblin]

<p>Here's the biggest blade i'm permitted to have:&nbsp;</p><p>http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/581/exactoknifeir4.jpg</p>

[mdr55]

<p>My dad used to have one to bust open coconuts.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And of course I used it to hack away at the big tree by my house.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr width="100%" size="2" />Ashwak Saleh was taken into custody and charged with possession of a
prohibited weapon after she displayed a 13-inch machete on the sidewalk
outside the White House.<p>&nbsp;</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Her first name says it all.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i dont evne know where ot buy a machete<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I do.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[docgoblin]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p> </p><hr width="100%" size="2" />Ashwak Saleh was taken into custody and charged with possession of a
prohibited weapon after she displayed a 13-inch machete on the sidewalk
outside the White House.<p> </p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p> </p><p> </p><p>Her first name says it all. </p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3"><em><strong>She's an AssWhack!</strong></em> <font size="1" /></font><br /></p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My dad used to have one to bust open coconuts.</p><p>What - he didn't have a Samoan head nearby?</p>