Some people are fucking wierd.

[HeyGuy]

So I was coming home and stopped for gas. It was a nice night out so I got out of the car while waiting to get gas. Some dirt bag pulls up and starts to talk to everyone waiting in line. There were about 12-15 cars waiting for gas and he was walking up to everyone trying to sell them meat that had a price tag of $15 on it. He wanted $5. He also was trying to sell a case of red bull for $10. I couldnt believe what I was watching, some dirt bag and his buddy selling groceries in the suburbs out of their car. They looked like they were trying to get money for drugs, but come on. Did they steal the meat or take it from their house? Has anyone seen something so stupid or have a similar story?

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CampoNJ on 8-12-06 @ 1:54 AM</span>

[spoon]

<p>That's hilarious.&nbsp; I honestly would have bartered a deal with him at a buck and then threw the meat&nbsp;on his windshield.&nbsp; SPLAT!</p><p>&nbsp; <img src="http://www.stormchaser.ca/Hail/Smashed_Windshield/Smashed%20Windshield.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[HeyGuy]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That's hilarious.&nbsp; I honestly would have bartered a deal with him at a buck and then threw the meat&nbsp;on his windshield.&nbsp; SPLAT!</p><p>&nbsp; <img src="http://www.stormchaser.ca/Hail/Smashed_Windshield/Smashed%20Windshield.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>seriously, you guys on this message board get the best pictures.&nbsp; I wish I would have thought of that, but I was so disgusted by the 2 dirty nasty fuckers that I couldnt wait to leave the gas station.</p>

[tele7]

<p>I bought a Banana at a gas station once.</p><p><img src="http://archive.gamespy.com/legacy/fargo/dongle/banana.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Gvac]

<strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br />So I was coming home and stopped for gas. It was a nice night out so I got out of the car while waiting to get gas. Some dirt bag pulls up and starts to talk to everyone waiting in line. <span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">There were about 12-15 cars waiting for gas</span> and he was walking up to everyone trying to sell them meat that had a price tag of $15 on it. He wanted $5. He also was trying to sell a case of red bull for $10. I couldnt believe what I was watching, some dirt bag and his buddy selling groceries in the suburbs out of their car. They looked like they were trying to get money for drugs, but come on. Did they steal the meat or take it from their house? Has anyone seen something so stupid or have a similar story?<p>&nbsp;</p>Where do you live....1979?<br />

[HeyGuy]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br />So I was coming home and stopped for gas. It was a nice night out so I got out of the car while waiting to get gas. Some dirt bag pulls up and starts to talk to everyone waiting in line. <span style="background-color: rgb(255,255,0)">There were about 12-15 cars waiting for gas</span> and he was walking up to everyone trying to sell them meat that had a price tag of $15 on it. He wanted $5. He also was trying to sell a case of red bull for $10. I couldnt believe what I was watching, some dirt bag and his buddy selling groceries in the suburbs out of their car. They looked like they were trying to get money for drugs, but come on. Did they steal the meat or take it from their house? Has anyone seen something so stupid or have a similar story? <p>&nbsp;</p>Where do you live....1979?<br /><p>That was funny too, but No I live in North Jersey (Union)&nbsp;but for some reason they only had 2 pumps going and the gas was really cheap so I think everyone just figured on stopping there. Gas was like $2.85 cheapest I have seen in awhile. My car will prob not start tomorrow but whatever!</p>

[spoon]

<p>Thats whats funny.&nbsp; Snoogans talks about all these crazy stories/events and then when one presents itself he's afraid or acts above it.&nbsp; That guy deserved windshield steak, no doubt in my mind.&nbsp; Sure you'd get a reaction, but if your with friends it'd be fucking hilarious.&nbsp; Ask Shaun about the bridge I tried to drive a golf cart across!&nbsp; It was fucking drop dead funny and dangerous, but he cried and acted &quot;above it&quot;.&nbsp; This from the same kid who screems at the top of his lungs about public masturbation in NYC at the R/F bar night.&nbsp; </p><p>When I get together with my friends at home someone always gets in trouble bc someone else sets them up.&nbsp; Did you ever &quot;Kingpin&quot; a friend?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 8-12-06 @ 2:09 AM</span>

[PapaBear]

yes... they were shoplifters looking for money. I've seen it a million times, and I've even enjoyed many a good NY Strip that way. I knew a guy who I could actually give a shopping list to for this. He'd get anything you wanted within 3 hours.

[spoon]

I don't think I'd actually eat the shit!

[HeyGuy]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />yes... they were shoplifters looking for money. I've seen it a million times, and I've even enjoyed many a good NY Strip that way. I knew a guy who I could actually give a shopping list to for this. He'd get anything you wanted within 3 hours. <p>Yeah who knows what he would do to the meat or food. I dont think I would do that but its funny!</p>

[tele7]

I just picture some guy rubbing his hairy crank all over my steak and re-wrapping it on the way back from the store.&nbsp; Other than that, good eats.

[PapaBear]

When the guy comes from a grocery store that's 500 feet from where you buy it from him... and he's looking to get more sales, don't worry. He won't do anything to the meat. He's a businessman who needs more crack. You can trust him more than you can trust your mother.

[spoon]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />I just picture some guy rubbing his hairy crank all over my steak and re-wrapping it on the way back from the store.&nbsp; Other than that, good eats. <p>Wow, now I'm starving!</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />I just picture some guy rubbing his hairy crank all over my steak and re-wrapping it on the way back from the store.&nbsp; Other than that, good eats. <p>That's what the kid at Taco Bell does, because he doesn't give a shit. He's getting paid for a shitty job. The thieves are well motivated to satisfy the &quot;customer&quot;.</p>

[HeyGuy]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />I just picture some guy rubbing his hairy crank all over my steak and re-wrapping it on the way back from the store.&nbsp; Other than that, good eats. <p>That's what the kid at Taco Bell does, because he doesn't give a shit. He's getting paid for a shitty job. The thieves are well motivated to satisfy the &quot;customer&quot;.</p><p>Now that you put it that way I see your point. First thing tomorrow Im looking for my local crack whore and I'm giving her my shopping list. Thanks</p>

[spoon]

<p>Item number 1) Lysol</p><p>2) Condoms</p><p>3) cock steak</p>

[PapaBear]

Don't go for the crack whore. They're no good at it for some reason. Look for the guy who can pass himself off as an energetic hard worker. Most of them are actually pretty resourceful guys, who have had good &quot;hard work&quot; kind of jobs, and have recently gotten hooked on crack or meth. You'll only know these guys for a month or so, because they will eventually be so bad into the drugs, that they end up getting caught steeling. But they are very good at what they do for a short period of time.

[tele7]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />I just picture some guy rubbing his hairy crank all over my steak and re-wrapping it on the way back from the store.&nbsp; Other than that, good eats. <p>That's what the kid at Taco Bell does, because he doesn't give a shit. He's getting paid for a shitty job. The thieves are well motivated to satisfy the &quot;customer&quot;.</p><p>Scary, but probably very true.&nbsp; I wonder how many snot-rockets we have all eaten in our lifetimes without even knowing it.&nbsp; Is there a grow 'your own food thread' on RF.net?</p>

[HeyGuy]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Item number 1) Lysol</p><p>2) Condoms</p><p>3) cock steak</p><p>Maybe I will have them go to blockbuster and steal me a copy of Cobra or Rocky IV</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Another thing... (keep in mind, I don't buy from these people anymore. Maybe) buy the steaks the first two or three times. Then concentrate on the big ticket items. If they are real &quot;go getters&quot; you can request TV's and such. Don't ask for computers, though. You never know if the place they take it from keeps good records. When you try to register your Windows account, the cops may be able to track it back to you.</p><p>Did I mention that I never buy from these people? Really... I don't.&nbsp; anymore, that is...</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Really.. I swear.</p><p>I've never purchased stolen goods. Everything I've talked about in this thread comes from stuff I Googled on the subject of buying stolen goods from crack addicts. I'm not even sure what crack is. I've never met a hustler in my life. </p><p>Excuse me now. I just saw someone do a rolling stop at a stop sign. I need to call the local authorities, like any good citizen would do.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 8-12-06 @ 2:41 AM</span>

[tele7]

<p>Don't play so innocent.&nbsp; Remember 4th street and Elm on April 10th 1988?......</p><p><img src="http://www.judaism.com/gif-bk/95655.gif" border="0" /></p>

[keithy_19]

Is it the Delta in five points?

[HeyGuy]

<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />Is it the Delta in five points? <p>No it was on Route 22 I think it was a hess dont remember I usually use the delta near 5 points. Are you from Union?</p>

[Fezticle98]

Funny, exact thing happened to me yesterday. Redneck came to my door with a cooler in his truck. It happens about once a year or so.

[Coach]

<strong>CampoNJ</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />Is it the Delta in five points? <p>No it was on Route 22 I think it was a hess dont remember I usually use the delta near 5 points. Are you from Union?</p><p>I would have&nbsp;guessed&nbsp;the station across the street from the supermarket on Springfield ave.</p>

[patsopinion]

<p>um.... how do i say this.</p><p>It seems somewaht assumed and maybe i didnt read the original post well enough but was the guy of a darker complexion?&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br><p>um.... how do i say this.</p><p>It seems somewaht assumed and maybe i didnt read the original post well enough but was the guy of a darker complexion? </p><p></p>

probably had a tan from being out in the sun all day

[HeyGuy]

<strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>um.... how do i say this.</p><p>It seems somewaht assumed and maybe i didnt read the original post well enough but was the guy of a darker complexion?&nbsp;</p><p>No he was a white guy! And what would it matter white , black, whatever. A dirtbag is a dirtbag. </p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>One of the odder things to happen to me at a gas station happened when I went on vacation with my boyfriend to Cape Cod.</p><p>We pulled into a gas station/convenience place so he could get a soda. He left the engine running and me in the passenger seat. A minute goes by and a guy comes out of the bushes and looks at the truck. Then at me. He was really creepy looking. He starts walking toward the truck and and I'm thinking, &quot;What the fuck?!?!?!&quot; My boyfriend came out of the mini-mart at that moment. When I looked at my boyfriend, the creepy guy turned around and stopped. He sort of backed off as my boyfriend walked toward the truck. Then he disappeared back into the bushes. </p><p>Creeped me the fuck out. </p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 8-12-06 @ 9:44 PM</span>