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patsopinion
08-10-2006, 02:00 PM
<p>bored at work and figured i should contribute.&nbsp; I dont have part 1 anymore but these are also funny<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abortion+shitter<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assjack&amp;defid=1907400<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory+hole<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory+cunt<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box+burning<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussosaliese+triangle<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LOVE+CHOCOLATE<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Incestrophelia<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Incesturbation<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Irish+Chair+Bomb</p>
angrymissy
08-10-2006, 02:03 PM
I'm replacing &quot;Attention Whore&quot; with &quot;Glory Cunt&quot; from here on out
Snoogans
08-10-2006, 03:13 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>patsopinion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>bored at work and figured i should contribute. I dont have part 1 anymore but these are also funny<br />
</p><p> </p><p>www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abortion+shitter<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assjack&amp;defid=1907400<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory+hole<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory+cunt<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box+burning<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=<strong>pussosaliese+triangle</strong><br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LOVE+CHOCOLATE<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Incestrophelia<br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Incesturbation</p><p><br />
<br />
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Irish+Chair+Bomb</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Im calling Bravo Sierra. What black guy actually knows what an Issosaliese(sp) triangle actually is to make that reference, seriously&nbsp;</p>
kevcala
08-10-2006, 03:26 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p> </p><p><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abortion+shitter" target="_self">abortion shitter</a><br />
</p><p><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav" target="_self">chav</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assjack&defid=1907400" target="_self">assjack</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory+hole" target="_self">glory hole</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glory+cunt" target="_self">glory cunt</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box" target="_self">box</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box+burning" target="_self">box burning</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussosaliese+triangle" target="_self">
pussosaliese triangle</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LOVE+CHOCOLATE" target="_self">LOVE CHOCOLATE</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Incestrophelia" target="_self">incestrophelia</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Incesturbation" target="_self">incesturbation</a><br />
<br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Irish+Chair+Bomb" target="_self">irish chair bomb</a><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>linkin' it up for a brother&nbsp;</p>
FezPaul
08-10-2006, 04:54 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Im calling Bravo Sierra. What black guy actually knows what an <strong>Issosaliese(sp) triangle</strong> actually is to make that reference, seriously&nbsp;</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/tri.jpg<br /></p>
patsopinion
08-10-2006, 05:20 PM
good looking out kev<br />
Snoogans
08-10-2006, 05:22 PM
BOOO TRIANGLES<br />
Snoogans
08-10-2006, 05:28 PM
<p>i wish i didnt read the definitions. This is the worst pile of garbage ever. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I took out my wein to stick it in her and she had a pussosaliese triangle and i said fuck that shit yo</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>who the FUCK says that shit? I can't believe somebody actually thinks this dogshit is amusing&nbsp;</p>
Snoogans
08-10-2006, 05:31 PM
<p><table width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr valign="top"><td width="20" class="def_number">1.</td>
<td class="def_word">box burning</td>
<td class="def_thumbs">
<table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr>
<td><a href="javascript:void(0)" onclick="thumbs.click(1568652, 1)"><img width="19" height="19" border="0" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" /></a></td>
<td><span><strong>1</strong> up, <strong>2</strong> down</span></td>
<td><a href="javascript:void(0)" onclick="thumbs.click(1568652, 0)"><img width="19" height="19" border="0" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" /></a></td>
</tr></table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><br /></td>
<td colspan="2">
<div class="def_p">
<p>To
eat a large order of hot buffalo wings, make sure you get the hot sauce
all over your hands, then to go home and finger bang your girlfriend,
so that she has to sit in a bathtub of cold water to cool off her box</p>
<p>Yo
man I saw my slut girlfried giving that guy fellatio in the parking
lot, so i'm gonna go box burning and get some sweet revenge</p></div></td></tr></table></p><p>Are you fuckin serious? NO ONE IS GONNA SAY SLUT GIRLFRIEND AND THEN FELLATIO &nbsp; this has mad me angry&nbsp;</p>
suggums
08-11-2006, 12:19 AM
<table width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr valign="top"><td class="def_word">mung</td>
<td class="def_thumbs">
<table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tr>
<td><a href="javascript:void(0)" onclick="thumbs.click(1093154, 1)"><br /></a></td>
<td><span><strong>490</strong> up, <strong>107</strong> down</span></td>
<td><a href="javascript:void(0)" onclick="thumbs.click(1093154, 0)"><br /></a></td>
</tr></table>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><br /></td>
<td colspan="2">
<div class="def_p">
<p>The
one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then
he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased
man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them
in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up
their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how
sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the
corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone
and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich
bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is
called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called
munging. Chicks'll dig this one.</p>
<p>Freeloading bastards who mung will surely burn in hell.</p></div></td></tr></table>