Lindsey Lohan will fight our war... lol

[angeladi]

<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060808/people_nm/lohan_dc_3">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060808/people_nm/lohan_dc_3</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I dont know why but i found this so amusing, well mainly wat she says </p><p>&quot;I'm not afraid of going,&quot; she said. &quot;My security guard is going to take me to a gun range when I get back to L.A., and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons. He says if I'm going to go there I should know how to shoot.&quot;</p><p>what the hell is she planing to do, i dont know i just find it funny as hell</p>

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops by herself,&quot; Lohan said. &quot;<strong>It's so amazing seeing one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be.</strong>&quot;</p><p>Looks fade honey.&nbsp; Especially when you're out all night boozing and going on coke binges.</p>

[angeladi]

ha ha, that is so true!!

[Earlshog]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>&quot;I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did, when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops by herself,&quot; Lohan said. &quot;<strong>It's so amazing seeing one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be.</strong>&quot; <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Looks fade honey.&nbsp; Especially when you're out all night boozing and going on coke binges.</p><p>they do... awww shit.... &nbsp;anyway I can take back the last 10 years... </p>

[angeladi]

i think its funny that she wants to learn how to shoot before she goes, like she really would be any help to our troops??!!

[A.J.]

<p>It's mostly for personal protection.&nbsp; As the place is a war-zone, visitors are required to be weapons qualified.</p><p>Pity we couldn't afford the same deal to residents of Washington, DC.</p>

[Contra]

I don't know, I think she is more likely to suck the insurgents into submission rather than fire at them.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Isn't Lohan the very embodiment of what terrorists hate?&nbsp; A drug-using, obnoxious (Long Island, natch) American infidel who prays to a fake Jewish god?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Thebazile78]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Isn't Lohan the very embodiment of what terrorists hate? A drug-using, obnoxious (Long Island, natch) American infidel who prays to a fake Jewish god?</p><p> </p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Does this mean they'll kidnap and behead her right away?</p><p>Or will they wait a while until her mascara runs and her face breaks out because she's been kept away from her Proactiv Solution?</p>

[Contra]

We can only hope

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />i think its funny that she wants to learn how to shoot before she goes, like she really would be any help to our troops??!! <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">We can only hope that she shoots herself in the face, in some sort of bizarre shooting range accident.</font></em></strong></p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angeladi</strong> wrote:<br />i think its funny that she wants to learn how to shoot before she goes, like she really would be any help to our troops??!! <p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">We can only hope that she shoots herself in the face, in some sort of bizarre shooting range accident.</font></em></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just hope it's a maiming.&nbsp; Then we get articles about her for a while then it dies away.&nbsp; If she dies, it becomes the whole matyr thing.&nbsp;</p>

[TheGameHHH]

can someone just post hot pictures of her in here? it makes opening the thread so much more worth it.

[Tall_James]

Perhaps the US government wants to strike out at insurgents with her powerful &quot;firecrotch&quot;.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p> </p><strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />can someone just post hot pictures of her in here? it makes opening the thread so much more worth it. <p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Just twist my arm, ass.</p><p> </p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72137_Herbie_049_548lo.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://img44.imagevenue.com/loc548/th_72137_Herbie_049_548lo.jpg" /></a></p><p> </p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 8-10-06 @ 5:09 PM</span>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Say what you want, but the girl has freckly skin, scary teeth, and no hips.</p><p> </p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://img322.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lilo6iw0.jpg"><img border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" src="http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/6423/lilo6iw0.th.jpg" /></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 8-10-06 @ 5:16 PM</span>

[Hottub]

<span class="postbody">&nbsp;Say what you want, but the girl has freckly skin, scary teeth, and no hips.</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>And I would tap it in a heartbeat!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 8-10-06 @ 5:30 PM</span>