blakjeezis
08-08-2006, 07:05 PM
So in a Health class tonight we had to write limericks to help us remember things about contraception. Yes, I'm still in 7th grade. I thought they were both fun and educational, so I figured I'd share mine, and maybe others could play along too.
Number 1: Condoms
There once was a fellah in London,
Who didn't remember the condom.
He had sex anyway.
Now to his dismay,
His girl has a kid in her tum-tum.
Number 2: Diaphragms
There once was a girl named Regina,
Who liked to have man meat inside her.
Her diaphragm stood;
The sperm smashed their hoods
Against her Great Wall of Vagina.
Number 3: Pulling Out
There once was a lady named Megan,
Who never used any protection.
Her boyfriend pulled out,
And came on her blouse.
Man, was she pissed; but not pregnant.
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Number 1: Condoms
There once was a fellah in London,
Who didn't remember the condom.
He had sex anyway.
Now to his dismay,
His girl has a kid in her tum-tum.
Number 2: Diaphragms
There once was a girl named Regina,
Who liked to have man meat inside her.
Her diaphragm stood;
The sperm smashed their hoods
Against her Great Wall of Vagina.
Number 3: Pulling Out
There once was a lady named Megan,
Who never used any protection.
Her boyfriend pulled out,
And came on her blouse.
Man, was she pissed; but not pregnant.
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by blakjeezis on 8-8-06 @ 11:59 PM</span>