Jerkapalooza

[Furtherman]

<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate;_ylt=AnyX1g5RZbT5y5RvrzXnXw0DW 7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-" target="_blank">Hundreds expected to come&nbsp;at Masturbate-a-thon</a> (agee gee)</p><p>There's all sorts of festivals out there, I guess this one was due.</p><p>They've been doing it in San Francisco for years.&nbsp; They didn't mention that on the trolley tour.</p>

[PapaBear]

In honor of this event, I'll be cooking a BATCH of cookies.

[suggums]

<p>Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any <strong>AIDS</strong>
they need...</p><p>sick fucks&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

Free socks upon entrance to the festival

[Sheeplovr]

<p>&quot;The amount you raise will be determined by how many
minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve,&quot;
the Web site said</p><p>ewww &nbsp;</p>

[sr71blackbird]

I have something else planned, so I can't come

[FreshJ]

Suprisingly Some have been training for years.<br />

[narc]

It's just like the Indy 500, only it's not milk the winner gets to drink.

[jeffdwright2001]

What happened to the&nbsp;days when charities only tugged on your heart strings?

[FUNKMAN]

special musical guest will be The Strokes...

[reeshy]

I heard that afterwards...everyone will relax by watching that great movie...&quot;The Jerk&quot;!!!!!!!<br />

[FUNKMAN]

part of the festivities will be the &quot;one on one tug o' war contest&quot;...

[FUNKMAN]

anyone caught sneaking onto the grounds will be asked to beat it...

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p><img width="446" height="334" border="0" src="http://www.uoregon.edu/~joet/Pictures-Images/2.jpg" /></p><p><img width="525" height="350" border="0" src="http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/buster2/slimed.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[phixion]

<p>they should get some guiness reps down there and try for 'worlds biggest circle jerk'</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Ironically, leave it up to the Japanese to create fake bukkake porn.&nbsp; You don't want to know.&nbsp; TRUST ME, you don't want to know.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But if you do, PM me and I'll explain it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[angeladi]

<p>Thats kinda gross, but all of the comments about it are funny as hell</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first &quot;Masturbate-a-thon&quot;, a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday. </p><p>&quot;Come one, come all.&quot;</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<img height="160" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IQM6.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="159" border="0" />

[stickyfingers]

This must be where all our Guinness Towels got shipped.