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narc

08-04-2006, 08:57 PM

Inspired by the other bar thread....What's your favorite gay bar name? You know what I'm talking about...the names that just scream out "This is a gay establishment." 
DC as far as I know doesn't have any exciting gay bar names, but Buffalo has a few fun ones: Fugazi, The Cathode Ray, and perhaps of most interest here - Buddies. Buddies is where they host the local bear club and leather club nights, which is part of the reason I find Ron and Fez's use of the word so appropriate, and hilarious.

Fezticle98

08-04-2006, 09:06 PM

I used to live in Stuttgart, Germany and there was a place called "Sissy Bar". I can only assume it catered to the gheys. No homo.

absinthe

08-04-2006, 09:07 PM

Back in Detroit on seven mile road they had a gay club called the Man Hole.  It was in a ghetto and must have gotten robbed on a regular basis.

PapaBear

08-04-2006, 09:08 PM

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This message was edited by PapaBear on 8-5-06 @ 1:11 AM

narc

08-04-2006, 09:30 PM

I know this isn't exactly the same thing, but I just thought of it. 
There used to be this Goth bar in Buffalo called Sanctuary where, for an extra amount of money, you could give yellow discipline to this midget they had chained to the wall.

Badinia

08-04-2006, 09:45 PM

narc wrote: There used to be this Goth bar in Buffalo called Sanctuary where, for an extra amount of money, you could give yellow discipline to this midget they had chained to the wall. Useless Trivia: Sanctuary is the most popular name for goth bars worldwide.  If you're going someplace with fat girls in shiny corsets, one in three times it's gonna be the Sanctuary.Favorite Gay Bar Names:Dallas, TX: Big Daddy'sBerlin, Germany: New Action (Why, that's a new action!) and Blue Boy (Not Blue Balls...)Houston, TX: Ramrod (I swear to God)It's so hard to pick just one-Regards, Virginia

HeyGuy

08-04-2006, 10:36 PM

One of my best friends is gay and he told me one night he went to a bar in the city and it was called "Cock Bar" and the logo was a rooster. But it was a gay bar. Thats a ballsy name!

pete_in_NJ

08-05-2006, 03:06 AM

CampoNJ wrote: One of my best friends is gay and he told me one night he went to a bar in the city and it was called "Cock Bar" and the logo was a rooster. But it was a gay bar. Thats a ballsy name!   Are you sure that was a rooster? Because if it had foreskins it probably wasnt. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" />

Marc with a c

08-05-2006, 10:35 AM

karavas

WhistlePig

08-05-2006, 05:57 PM

The Porthole in Baltimore

REXXXEM

08-05-2006, 06:24 PM

A BAR IN FLORIDA ON GANDY BLVD. CALLED "BENDERS"  NO SHITTING.

suggums

08-05-2006, 06:36 PM

the tool box name that reference

Crippler

08-05-2006, 06:59 PM

I know this isn't going to do much for the argument of "all franternities are just full of gays" that you tend to here from non-greeks, but when I was pledging at Seton Hall one of the upper classmen brothers was gay.  As a pledge prank, we were told to get dressed up to go out to a nightclub.  We parked in a public lot two blocks away from the establishment & approached the bar from the side where you couldn't see the sign in front that read "Feathers."When we got to the door, we noticed the brothers doing a lot of laughing to themselves, and even though the doorman was a musclehead in a tight shirt, it didn't quite sink in yet.  When we got to the bar & ordered drinks, the bartender was unmistakably...uh...ghey.  And soon even the slowest of the pledges realized we weren't in Kansas anymore.That was the longest hour of our lives, but the worst part was that when the regulars caught on to the fact that we weren't there by choice, we started getting the dirtiest looks.  Lots of "oh, he's one of them" attitudes were thrown around.  We were outcasts & we being treated a such.Funniest part...a buddy from upstate NY saw & made eye contact with his high school history teacher whom he ha no idea was gay.

FezPaul

08-05-2006, 07:02 PM

REXXXEM wrote:  NO SHITTING. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

FUNKMAN

08-05-2006, 07:15 PM

Dew Drop Inn     ewww!

FreshJ

08-05-2006, 08:25 PM

Favorite Name is the Blue Oyster, but there used to be a bar around here called Twist and Shout.

IamFogHat

08-05-2006, 08:52 PM

The IguanaI don't think this is actually a gay bar, but everyone I've mentioned it to has had the same sentiment, that it was a gay bar.

Fezticle98

08-06-2006, 01:00 AM

Crippler wrote: That was the longest hour of our lives, but the worst part was that when the regulars caught on to the fact that we weren't there by choice, we started getting the dirtiest looks.  Lots of "oh, he's one of them" attitudes were thrown around.  We were outcasts & we being treated a such.  Umm, so...you would have preferred to be treated as a regular at the ol' gay bar? Least they cold have done was offered you a rimjob.

Yerdaddy

08-06-2006, 02:32 AM

FreshJ wrote: Favorite Name is the Blue Oyster, but there used to be a bar around here called Twist and Shout. <img height="288" src="http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/7343/blueoysterlg22we.jpg" width="384" border="0" />There's a gay porn theater in SF called "The Palm". Always funny to see it's adds in the local papers.

narc

08-06-2006, 05:42 AM

<img src="http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/514/514_09.gif"

Tenbatsuzen

08-06-2006, 07:31 AM

Missy, Liz, and I think Arinette dragged me into a bar that was having a gay night.  I was never more afraid to use the bathroom.

reeshy

08-06-2006, 07:52 AM

Man, I still think the greatest name is the Ramrod...down in the west Village....Me and my partner just "loved" going into that place late at night...on business of course....I'm the straightest Man you'll ever meet...no shit....no kidding!!!!!!!!!

Whitey

08-06-2006, 08:39 AM

There used to be a bar up here called The Yacht Club .When i was in high school my friends and i would dare each other to go use the bathroom in there ,then we would steal all of there gay magazines and put them up on the principals door in our school .

Thebazile78

08-06-2006, 09:10 AM

Crippler wrote: I know this isn't going to do much for the argument of "all franternities are just full of gays" that you tend to here from non-greeks, but when I was pledging at Seton Hall one of the upper classmen brothers was gay. As a pledge prank, we were told to get dressed up to go out to a nightclub. We parked in a public lot two blocks away from the establishment & approached the bar from the side where you couldn't see the sign in front that read "Feathers."When we got to the door, we noticed the brothers doing a lot of laughing to themselves, and even though the doorman was a musclehead in a tight shirt, it didn't quite sink in yet. When we got to the bar & ordered drinks, the bartender was unmistakably...uh...ghey. And soon even the slowest of the pledges realized we weren't in Kansas anymore.That was the longest hour of our lives, but the worst part was that when the regulars caught on to the fact that we weren't there by choice, we started getting the dirtiest looks. Lots of "oh, he's one of them" attitudes were thrown around. We were outcasts & we being treated a such.Funniest part...a buddy from upstate NY saw & made eye contact with his high school history teacher whom he ha no idea was gay.  I was waiting for someone to mention Feathers!!! We used to hear about how it was a gay bar every time we passed it while out and about on some errand or other with Dad.  Dad said that he used to drive by there all the time and muse about how sad it was. And then he came up with being even sadder because, as per regulations laid out in the ADA 1990, there's a handicapped parking spot. He used to think how sad it would be to be that guy. . .

Thebazile78

08-06-2006, 09:11 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: Missy, Liz, and I think Arinette dragged me into a bar that was having a gay night. I was never more afraid to use the bathroom.   In her defense, Ari was not there that night.

CYYYFYYY

08-06-2006, 09:17 AM

There is one bar near 14th street just called.... DICKS

FUNKMAN

08-06-2006, 09:26 AM

Benders

ChimneyFish

08-06-2006, 09:35 AM

Good ol' Bridgeport, PA.The Lark bar.

FUNKMAN

08-06-2006, 10:13 AM

Lumber

08-06-2006, 12:38 PM

The PipeLine

Marc with a c

08-06-2006, 01:04 PM

CYYYFYYY wrote: There is one bar near 14th street just called.... DICKSthat's a sporting goods store.

A.J.

08-07-2006, 05:14 AM

narc wrote: DC as far as I know doesn't have any exciting gay bar names  I Googled a good site: <a href="http://www.gaybars.com/states/washindc.htm">http://www.gaybars.com/states/washindc.htm</a>.  There's a couple of decent names.I remember there was a place in Dupont that used to be called The Fraternity House<li>Back Door Pub, 1104 8th St. SE, 546.5979 </li><li>DIK, 1637 17th St., NW, 328.0100 </li><li>Hung Jury, 1819 H St., 785.8181 </li><li>Nob Hill, 1101 Kenyon NW, 797.1101 </li><li>Wet, 56 L St. SE, 488.1200/1202 </li>

Dougie Brootal

08-07-2006, 05:24 AM

suggums wrote: the tool box name that reference  <img height="300" src="http://www.bubbygram.com/johnnyd_files/waynesworld.jpg" width="393" border="0" />

Hottub

08-07-2006, 05:34 AM

"The Olde Log Inn"

UnknownPD

08-07-2006, 01:49 PM

The Mine Shaft

sr71blackbird

08-07-2006, 02:02 PM

I went to a gay bar in Huntington one night with a girl who had a lesbien friend who went to the place a lot.  It wasnt that bad.  The guys were polite.  One even offered to push my stool in for me

reeshy

08-07-2006, 02:09 PM

I hope you said "Thank You"??????????

deja

08-08-2006, 03:37 AM

some of my favorites are meow mix on Houstontool box on 2nd aveboots & saddles which is on christopherand Dont Tell Mama which is on 46th i believe<strike>No Homo  </strike> Yes Homo

Yerdaddy

08-09-2006, 04:11 AM

reeshy wrote: Man, I still think the greatest name is the Ramrod...down in the west Village....Me and my partner just "loved" going into that place late at night...on business of course....I'm the straightest Man you'll ever meet...no shit....no kidding!!!!!!!!! <img height="587" src="http://www.cuddlycollectibles.com/Disney/Pooh/MealtimeFun/AP44637TiggerStraw.jpg" width="275" border="0" />

Crippler

08-09-2006, 12:31 PM

deja wrote: Dont Tell Mama which is on 46th i believe<strike>No Homo  </strike> Yes Homo  Wow, that's funny as hell.