Bugs Vs Humans

[FreshJ]

Scenario: Bugs have finally got tired of being squished and have decided to fight back, Remembering that there are lots of bugs out there, who would win in the end?&nbsp; <br />

[PapaBear]

We'd kill all the bugs with insecticides, then we'd die out because we live on a poisoned planet, leaving behind the monkey robots to take over.

[RingWraith]

<p>Where's my Raid spray?</p>

[Judge Smails]

We will get our finest scientists to create a race of genetically engineered and enhanced, intelligent super-spiders to eradicate the bug menace.&nbsp; Once the bugs&nbsp;are defeated the spiders will turn on their former masters forcing us to supply them with one million people, chosen at ramdom from the world population, on a yearly basis.&nbsp; It would make a beauty Twilight Zone episode, wouldn't it?

[PapaBear]

We had better odds when the aliens took the million only every 100 years.

[foodcourtdruide]

<p>There are so many bugs, that before we could even think to react we'd all be dead. The bug to human ratio on this planet has to be something like 10 million to 1.</p>

[PapaBear]

Not too long ago, I was cornered in a dark parking lot by several thousand attacking roaches. Though the incident was frightening, and my shoes got awfully messy, I had no problem getting away. Bugs are pussies.

[newport king]

im itchy

[fezident]

<p>Bugs.</p><p>No contest..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="480" src="http://video.clipstream.com/content/c/camel_spiders/twospiders.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><img height="302" src="http://mobileinfantry.free.fr/pics/mobile-infantry.jpg" width="538" border="0" /></p><p><img height="223" src="http://mobileinfantry.free.fr/pics/join-up-now.jpg" width="537" border="0" /></p>

[JimBeam]

<p>I dont care how many bugs there are one stomp can take out 5000 of almost any bug at a time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>Bugs are sneaky as hell.</p><p>You hear crab infestation and you think alright it's buffet time, only to find out that they're lice in disguise.</p>

[fezident]

<strong>JimBeam</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I dont care how many bugs there are one stomp can take out 5000 of almost any bug at a time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But what about the ones that can fly? </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/bugs-bunny-4.jpg" border="0" />

[FreshJ]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><img border="0" src="http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/bugs-bunny-4.jpg" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If it is that Bugs, We have already lost.&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>this bug got crushed...</p><p><img src="http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/crime/mafia/bugsy-siegel/bugsyblood.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[pete_in_NJ]

I have a spider living inside my window. he has about 3 flies trapped in it and is feeding off of them. Cool! now i can cancel my cable subscription.<br />

[deja]

<p>i think the bugs would kick are asses</p><p>i was playing in a playground in florida when i was a kid once and i was attacked by litterally hundreds of fire ants and the almost killed me </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by deja on 8-8-06 @ 7:46 AM</span>