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<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14149701/" target="_blank">Thre out of four womenwould prefer a Plasma TV to diamonds.</a></p><p>I will accept this religiously as fact, will apply it to every woman I ever meet unitl the day I die, and will never question this ever ever ever ever ever.</p><p>This will make marriage proposals much more challenging, however. </p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14149701/" target="_blank"></a>
SatCam
08-02-2006, 04:11 PM
fucking male biased media...
PapaBear
08-02-2006, 05:13 PM
The fourth woman wanted a diamond studded plasma TV.
HeyGuy
08-02-2006, 05:34 PM
And what do men get? Women get their diamond rings or plasma and we get shit!!! Oh I know we get the headaches from women telling us to get them the ring or plasmas.
That's why we should date dudes.....Oh wait.
<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">My wife knows that when she starts asking for diamonds, </font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">she is more likely to be in the need of plasma.</font></p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3"><img src="http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/8090/plasmabagkl3.jpg" border="0" /></font></p>
Crippler
08-03-2006, 04:50 AM
<p><img height="160" src="http://www.dancentury.com/home/wp-content/crazy01.jpg" width="214" border="0" /></p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2"><strong>PLASMA!....<em>DOG PLASMA!!</em></strong></font></p>
ShelleBink
08-03-2006, 08:39 AM
Next guy who buys me a plasma gets the backdoor.<br />
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br>Next guy who buys me a plasma gets the backdoor.<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
I can have one shipped to you by next Monday.
JustJon
08-03-2006, 09:31 AM
<p> </p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />Next guy who buys me a plasma gets the backdoor.<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p> <img width="287" height="252" border="0" src="http://www.plasma-displays.com/flat_tv/images/cmp307xu.jpg" /></p>
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />Next guy who buys me a plasma gets the backdoor.<br /><p>Holy cow! What did the first guy get?!</p>
pete_in_NJ
08-05-2006, 05:35 AM
<p> </p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />Next guy who buys me a plasma gets the backdoor.<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p align="center"><font size="3">Anal?</font> <br /></p>
ShelleBink
08-06-2006, 12:14 PM
The delivery truck should be here tomorrow, right?<br />
JimBeam
08-06-2006, 12:18 PM
<p>Campo's right.</p><p>What do we get.</p><p>I just recently got engaged and I had made her the deal long before I actually bought the ring that if she got the ring than she had to buy me a bulldog and a large screen TV ( whatever kind I picked ).</p><p>So now that we're " saving for the wedding " my dog has been delayed and the TV is delayed until we move into a bigger place.</p><p>There's always a scam involved.</p>
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br>The delivery truck should be here tomorrow, right?<br /><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Yeah. It'll be accompanied by a industrial-sized jar of KY Jelly.
ShelleBink
08-06-2006, 07:31 PM
<p> </p><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br />The delivery truck should be here tomorrow, right?<br /><p> </p>
Yeah. It'll be accompanied by a industrial-sized jar of KY Jelly. <p> </p><p> </p><p>Is it enough to fill a bathtub? </p>
I would say a bathtub half full or an entire wash basin.
ShelleBink
08-06-2006, 07:40 PM
<p> </p><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />I would say a bathtub half full or an entire wash basin. <p> </p><p> </p><p>Alright, as long as I can slather myself up </p>
Tenbatsuzen
08-06-2006, 07:53 PM
<p> </p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />I would say a bathtub half full or an entire wash basin. <p> </p><p> </p><p>Alright, as long as I can slather myself up </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Starvin'. Earl, we got any slathered redheads back there?</p><p> </p><p> </p>
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