How do you stay cool?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>A heatwave is plaguing the most of the country. It's heinous in the North east (esp. NYC. Con Ed can't seem to get it together!). How do you stay cool?</p><p>I drink lots of water, iced tea, lemonade. I spend most of my time in the AC. No ice cream, but ice pops made of juice. </p><p>I spent 30 minutes in my tub tonight. I WISH I had access to a pool!</p>

[SatCam]

How do you stay cool?

by keepin in real, man

[PapaBear]

<p>I can't help but be cool. I was born that way.</p><p>Actually, the heat is causing an odd problem. I have my AC cranked up nice and high in my car, while delivering pizza. The problem is, it's so humid that, every time I step out of the car to go to a house, my ice cold eyeglasses fog up. I can't even see where I'm going. I need tiny windshield wipers for my glasses.</p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>A bag of Bird's Eye corn niblets straight from the freezer down the front of the boxers.</p><p>It works so well I don't even wait until summer anymore.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>indoors - pay out the wazoo to keep the AC going</p><p>outdoors - jump in the pool. the temp of the water has hit 88 but it's still refreshing...&nbsp; </p>

[newport king]

<p>.God forbid if Test takes a bump and&nbsp;damage his roid&nbsp; physique in barbwire.</p><p>HAWT!!! </p><p>and i was born one cool mother fucker.</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>oops</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 8-2-06 @ 12:58 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />This horrifies me beyond belief. The only problem is, that country has so many other things they do that are horrific, this pales in comparison. <p>the heat getting to ya Papa?&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Heat IS horrific.</p><p>Wrong thread.</p>

[PapaBear]

I'm an idiot.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>It's ok. We still love you.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Group Hug?

[PapaBear]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />Group Hug? <p>Way too warm for that. How about we all just go skinny dipping?</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Way too warm for that. How about we all just go skinny dipping?</p><p></p><p>Can't speak for Funkman, but that's not going to happen.</p><p>And I TOTALLY get the &quot;glasses fogged up&quot; thing. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />Group Hug? <p>Way too warm for that. How about we all just go skinny dipping?</p><p>i can't... i'm not skinny anymore</p>

[Fallon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I spent 30 minutes in my tub tonight. I WISH I had access to a pool!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I work at a school, maybe tommorow I should jump in after closing.&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>Actually, the heat is causing an odd problem. I have my AC cranked up nice and high in my car, while delivering pizza. The problem is, it's so humid that, every time I step out of the car to go to a house, my ice cold eyeglasses fog up. I can't even see where I'm going. I need tiny windshield wipers for my glasses.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I used to play ice hockey and my visor would fog up, buy <a href="http://www.iceprossports.com/Detail.bok?no=573" target="_blank">this</a>.<br /></p>

[PapaBear]

<p>I'm going to have to try that stuff, Fallon. Thanks!</p><p>Funkman and AFB...&nbsp; I wouldn't skinny dip even when I was skinny. It just sounded much better than the shared body heat of a group hug. Hugs are nice, though. You can both have one from me whenever needed, just as long as Funkman can keep his hands off my ass.</p>

[reeshy]

Live where it's 66 Degrees!!!!!!! TEEHEE<br />

[OGC]

<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>......</p><p>I spent 30 minutes in my tub tonight. I WISH I had access to a pool!</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">I have a pool and you are welcome, suits are optional. Skinny dipping is nice, but in my case we call it chunky dunking.</font></p>

[A.J.]

I compare this to Saudi Arabia.

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>I think cool thoughts while staring at refreshing&nbsp;videos of female mods in the bathtub.</p><p>Budgetary note for beginners:&nbsp; The initial investment of small video cameras and related equipment may seem prohibitive, but when averaged out over the year is less expensive than paying for increased AC.&nbsp; Plus there is the money earned from the webshows.</p><p>Alternative website idea: Male mod in the Hottub videos.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p><font size="2">I just put on my white t-shirt and leather jacket and go for a ride on my motorcycle.&nbsp; Chicks dig it.</font>&nbsp; </p><p><img height="227" src="http://www.guyweb.co.uk/images/fonz.jpg" width="188" border="0" /></p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>i like to take nice cold showers before I go to bed.&nbsp; Very refreshing</p>

[blakjeezis]

<p>I don't. </p><p>I have no AC in my work truck. I'm thinking about getting a lawyer.</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Right now, I'm loving my office with the AC.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">BTW, I once saw an interesting way for the ladies to stay cool on Mad About You.&nbsp; The show had Paul Reiser put a pair of Helen Hunt's panties in the freezer for awhile.&nbsp; She then put them on and cooled down instantly.&nbsp; Any ladies try this, please let us know if it works.</font></p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Right now, I'm loving my office with the AC.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">BTW, I once saw an interesting way for the ladies to stay cool on Mad About You.&nbsp; The show had Paul Reiser put a pair of Helen Hunt's panties in the freezer for awhile.&nbsp; She then put them on and cooled down instantly.&nbsp; Any ladies try this, please let us know if it works.</font></p><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">It's funny cause last night as I lay awake in my sweltering bed I was wondering what would happen if I put my sheets in the freezer for an hour or so before I went to bed.&nbsp; I then thought about a way to circulate cool water through a mattress in order to keep the bed cool.&nbsp; </span><p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Man, I need to get me some AC.</span></p></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 8-2-06 @ 9:47 AM</span>

[bear_s75]

<p>Just a normal summer down south, keep the A/C down low drink lots of cold beer!</p><p>Love to go running in the late afternoon while its about 93 degrees and then jump in a cold shower.</p><p>The heat doesn't bother us much here, but let it get below 40 degrees and holy shit that is cold!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i like to take nice cold showers before I go to bed.&nbsp; Very refreshing</p><p>that's cool and <img src="http://endeavor.med.nyu.edu/~desait01/hot-sign.gif" border="0" />at the same time...&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't. </p><p>I have no AC in my work truck. I'm thinking about getting a lawyer.</p><p>Why would you want&nbsp;MORE hot air?</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="Arial" size="3">BTW, I once saw an interesting way for the ladies to stay cool on Mad About You.&nbsp; The show had Paul Reiser put a pair of Helen Hunt's panties in the freezer for awhile.&nbsp; She then put them on and cooled down instantly.&nbsp; Any ladies try this, please let us know if it works.</font></p><p>See also:</p><p><img height="309" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Seven_year_itch.jpg/200px-Seven_year_itch.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[Jennitalia]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="Arial" size="3">BTW, I once saw an interesting way for the ladies to stay cool on Mad About You.&nbsp; The show had Paul Reiser put a pair of Helen Hunt's panties in the freezer for awhile.&nbsp; She then put them on and cooled down instantly.&nbsp; Any ladies try this, please let us know if it works.</font></p><p>See also:</p><p><img height="309" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Seven_year_itch.jpg/200px-Seven_year_itch.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>i'm actually going to try this right now.&nbsp; i'll report back</p>

[blakjeezis]

Remember Jenni, we need visual reports as well as written.

[EliSnow]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br />Remember Jenni, we need visual reports as well as written. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Are you asking for before and after pictures?</font></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Just to give you an idea of how it is right now...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It will be hotter in New York City than Phoenix today.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Interestingly enough, my parents are going out there this weekend.&nbsp; It's thing it's the first time that someone will be escaping the heat by going THERE.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>High temp for NYC: 104, with a possible heat index of 120.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>High temp for PHX: 102, with no heat index.&nbsp; (It's a dry heat... IS IT?)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>I feel really bad for Liz... her car is &quot;basic transportation&quot;, and she's driving it into the ground until it falls apart.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sadly, she's got about an hour commute each way, and like Roger, she has no A/C.&nbsp; There was a leak in the system and it's apparently 700 dollars to repair, which is 7/10ths of what the car is worth.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She was soaking wet in sweat when she got home last night.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>well, i wet my panties and stuck them in the freezer for an hour or so.&nbsp; OOOOO!&nbsp; I liked the cool, icy feeling on my tookie.&nbsp; Back in the freezer they go!<br /></p><p>It's a slow work at home day for me today.</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>well, i wet my panties and stuck them in the freezer for an hour or so.&nbsp; OOOOO!&nbsp; I liked the cool, icy feeling on my tookie.&nbsp; Back in the freezer they go!<br /></p><p>It's a slow work at home day for me today.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">SUCCESS!!!!</font></p>

[Wolf]

<p>I snap my fingers and sing West Side Story songs...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>[Crash]&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>well, i wet my panties</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ooooooh.&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br /><p>well, i wet my panties <br /></p><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="252" height="190" border="0" src="http://www.hbo.com/onenightstand/img/252x190/jimnorton02.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Well, that's certainly a waste, you silly goose!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[narc]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br><p><p>She was soaking wet in sweat when she got home last night.</p><p> </p><p> </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Hot!

[A.J.]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She was soaking wet in sweat when she got home last night.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Hot! <p>Apparently so.</p>

[AKA]

<img height="211" src="http://www.taitlifto.net/images/7-11%20Slurpee%203.gif" width="105" border="0" />

[FreshJ]

I basically get in the car and Turn on Kool and Gang, It's Always cool.<br />

[Don Stugots]

i just put on my shades.&nbsp;

[narc]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - the best way to stay cool is sex. Lots and lots of hot sweaty sex.