Drunken Reeshy

[reeshy]

Keeping in the tradition of drunken Rooster, I will commence to answer each and every question that is put forth to me!!!!!!<br />

[bl3ckedout]

why is it called shipment when it goes by car and cargo when it goes by ship?

[reeshy]

<p>Because the mafia want sit that way....I should know!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">How far is Flagstaff, AZ from Albuquerque, NM?&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></font></strong>

[Hottub]

Why is it called &quot;Hell's Kitchen&quot;?

[bl3ckedout]

<p>why cant i get there from here?</p>

[reeshy]

<p>Who the fuck cares???? Arizona sucks....too manu Indians!!!!!! thaey carry knifes!!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

Why is Keef not dead?

[reeshy]

<p>Slow the fuck sown with the questions, hinps....</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

Why are all the hookers Russian now?

[bl3ckedout]

why cant i get a martini in this place?

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Why is it called &quot;Hell's Kitchen&quot;? <p>My father was born down ther...He says becase he says so!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>bl3ckedout</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why cant i get there from here?</p><p>Cause your're probably a hump and don't desreve it!!!!!</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Why is it called &quot;Hell's Kitchen&quot;? <p>My father was born down ther...He says becase he says so!!!!!!</p><p>Goddam westy, right?</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Why is Keef not dead? <p>Cause me and him are good friends aqnd I keep him alive with methadone and he says he don't like you and that helps keep him alive!~!!!!!!!!</p>

[SatCam]

Recite the alphabet backwards

[reeshy]

cause I'm drinking Jack and martinit's are for homos and I ain[t no homo!!!!!!!! Now....get oput

[reeshy]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Recite the alphabet backwards <p>Why don't you ream me backwards?????????????????????</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Why is it called &quot;Hell's Kitchen&quot;? <p>My father was born down ther...He says becase he says so!!!!!!</p><p>Goddam westy, right?</p><p>And no....My father ain't no westie....he was a rightous ny fireman.......but he would punch black guys in the mouth!!!!!!!</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Sir, may I please see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.</p><p>No? Step out the vehicle sir! Watch your head on the way out.</p>

[bl3ckedout]

is cannibalism a reason for leanency since its less wasteful?

[Judge Smails]

<p>Why&nbsp;is it if&nbsp;piss looks like beer, but the more beer you drink, the less your piss looks like beer?</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Why are all the hookers Russian now? <p>Thought I missed this one....right...the reason that they are russian is tha tthe jews bought them and the PR's are renting them!!!!!!!!!</p>

[Hottub]

Why is JS so witty tonight.

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sir, may I please see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.</p><p>No? Step out the vehicle sir! Watch your head on the way out.</p><p>See my shied, asshole...you step out of my way or I'll puke on you!!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>bl3ckedout</strong> wrote:<br />is cannibalism a reason for leanency since its less wasteful? <p>for once....I agree with someboddy!!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Why&nbsp;is it if&nbsp;piss looks like beer, but the more beer you drink, the less your piss looks like beer?</p><p>Probably bercasuse your piss is a faggot type of piss...my piss is always a manly brown!!!!!!!</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sir, may I please see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.</p><p>No? Step out the vehicle sir! Watch your head on the way out.</p><p>See my shied, asshole...you step out of my way or I'll puke on you!!!!!!!</p><p>Send Reesh to the Big-Ass prize closet!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sir, may I please see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.</p><p>No? Step out the vehicle sir! Watch your head on the way out.</p><p>See my shied, asshole...you step out of my way or I'll puke on you!!!!!!!</p><p>Send Reesh to the Big-Ass prize closet!!</p><p>I actually said that to a rookie that stopped me once years agpo!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[Hottub]

Why does everybody LOVE Amstredam?

[bl3ckedout]

<p>will the dems when the house in '06?</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Why does everybody LOVE Amstredam? <p>Amsterdam is nothing but a pretty boy who thinks his shit don't stink......Inever liked him and won't tlak to him anymore....atleast for awhile!!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>bl3ckedout</strong> wrote:<br /><p>will the dems when the house in '06?</p><p>only if they have the down payment!!!!!!</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Beef or chicken?</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Beef or chicken?</p><p>Chicken ......of corse........they never go to the cops!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

FUCK....I just spilled my Jack....now I have to open th eother bottle!!!!!!!!!!

[Hottub]

Gonna be a long night, brither.

[reeshy]

Not really.....I'm not getting paid and if ai getting pait then I qu9t

[reeshy]

Damn....I look like Iggy.....I reallu do!!!!!!!!

[reeshy]

Mr. Crowley looks lonely!!!!!!!!!! No?????

[reeshy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Gonna be a long night, brither. <p>And I ain't your brither!!!!!!!!!</p>

[SatCam]

Recite the alphabet backwards

[bl3ckedout]

how do i download a clip from you tube.

[reeshy]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Recite the alphabet backwards <p>zwxys</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>bl3ckedout</strong> wrote:<br />how do i download a clip from you tube. <p>Go to youtube and type in rammstein ....buch dich.... you will be delighted!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

fuckin homo!!!!!

[reeshy]

Did you ever see chimps in the zoo jerking off???? why do they do tha tin public?&nbsp;&nbsp; I wait til I get home , at least!!!!!!!!

[reeshy]

Well.... at leat most of the time, anyway!!!!!

[reeshy]

<p>I'll bE WAITING BUT NOT FOR LONG</p>

[SatCam]

Recite the alphabet backwards

[Judge Smails]

<p>I call Shennanigans!&nbsp; Reeshy just posted in the summer tv thread and other than a misspelling of the word lackluster made a very clear and concise point and did not come off as nearly as &quot;drunk&quot;&nbsp;as he has in this thread.</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br><p>I call Shennanigans! Reeshy just posted in the summer tv thread and other than a misspelling of the word lackluster made a very clear and concise point and did not come off as nearly as "drunk" as he has in this thread.</p><p></p>

He also has been sober for 15 years up to this point

[reeshy]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I call Shennanigans!&nbsp; Reeshy just posted in the summer tv thread and other than a misspelling of the word lackluster made a very clear and concise point and did not come off as nearly as &quot;drunk&quot;&nbsp;as he has in this thread.</p><p>i WILL KICK YOUR ASS , SMAILS!!!!!!!!! Come over here and smell my beer farts, you faggot!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Recite the alphabet backwards <p>I;m still trying.....zyxwuv.....fuck it!!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I call Shennanigans! Reeshy just posted in the summer tv thread and other than a misspelling of the word lackluster made a very clear and concise point and did not come off as nearly as &quot;drunk&quot; as he has in this thread.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>He also has been sober for 15 years up to this point <p>True....until tonite!!!!!!!!....smelll my ass!!!!!!!1</p>

[reeshy]

BTW...what goers well with Jack Daniels????....the stores are still open out here....coke....soda.....what....besidees ...I nees cigaretteses

[reeshy]

BTW....do you like my AL dukes picture....I took that years ago!!!!

[reeshy]

<p>Here's what I really, reaaly look like.....a fucking good lookin g hero!!!!!!!!!!!!! god, I;m handsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p><img width="128" height="160" border="0" src="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v351/reeshy/th_mereeshy003.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[bl3ckedout]

<p>what would jesus drink? </p>

[SatCam]

Recite the alphabet backwards

[DJEvelEd]

<p>How long do I have to wait to eat my chick out after she has a nasty abortion?</p><p>...hangar scars, herion detox, the whole 9?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>what year did you invent dirt?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[reeshy]

<strong>bl3ckedout</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what would jesus drink? </p><p>One time... a few years back...me and keefer ran into Jesus....jesus grabbed the Jamison right out of Richard's hand and gobbled it doen...then he grabbed my balls and said &quot;Do you love Jesus?&quot;....I just nodded my head and gulped!!!!!</p>

[SinA]

<p>read any good books lately?</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Recite the alphabet backwards <p>zyxwvustrqponmlkjihgfedcba....SATISFIED, LITTLE HOMO???????</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br /><p>How long do I have to wait to eat my chick out after she has a nasty abortion?</p><p>...hangar scars, herion detox, the whole 9?</p><p>fIRST... FLOWERS....THEN EAT HER....THEN THE FLOWERS!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

wHY AM i GETTING SOBERER THE MOTRE i DRINK???????????????

[reeshy]

Why am I typing upside doen?

[reeshy]

Why am my w turning into e's??????????

[SatCam]

Recite the alphabet forwards

[reeshy]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what year did you invent dirt?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>When President Roosevelt wanted to build the Hoover Dam....that's when I gave him polio.......what an asshole!!!!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Recite the alphabet forwards <p>Mr. SatCam</p><p>have you EVER gotten laid????????? I think I have a lady for you......$2</p>

[reeshy]

I went to the bank today and the lady at the window winked at me and I asked her &quot; does your eye hurt&quot;.....what an asshole!!!!!!

[SatCam]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Recite the alphabet forwards <p>Mr. SatCam</p><p>have you EVER gotten laid????????? I think I have a lady for you......$2</p><p></p>

You in a wig is not a lady

[FUNKMAN]

how many months have 28 days?

[reeshy]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />Recite the alphabet forwards <p>Mr. SatCam</p><p>have you EVER gotten laid????????? I think I have a lady for you......$2</p><p>&nbsp;</p>You in a wig is not a lady <p>Why do you hate me, Satcam....I have nothing but love for you!!!!!!! no homo!!!!!</p>

[FreshJ]

How many chefs does it take to make the Big Cheese Head mad?<br />

[reeshy]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />how many months have 28 days? <p>You kmow...I wa s just thinking about that......I need 7 days off in september but october has 30....what so Ido??? but thank Gosd july has 31...so I can invest in ATT&nbsp; once agin and tell my es-wife to shove it....I think.....thank god for the snake....the snake is best!!!!!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>FreshJ</strong> wrote:<br />How many chefs does it take to make the Big Cheese Head mad?<br /><p>Firast of all... let me say that I have no idea what you are talking about,,,,I think you may have imbibed in too mch saturnalia,,,,but I. sir&nbsp;&nbsp; ..... will tell you that to make the perfect cheeseburger, you must first buy a Greek male of the age of about 30 and turn him lose in your kitchen and get the hell out....how you like them apples????</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />how many months have 28 days? <p>You kmow...I wa s just thinking about that......I need 7 days off in september but october has 30....what so Ido??? but thank Gosd july has 31...so I can invest in ATT&nbsp; once agin and tell my es-wife to shove it....I think.....thank god for the snake....the snake is best!!!!!</p><p>how the fuck did you guess that? is somebody feeding you the answers?&nbsp; NICE!</p>

[reeshy]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />how many months have 28 days? <p>You kmow...I wa s just thinking about that......I need 7 days off in september but october has 30....what so Ido??? but thank Gosd july has 31...so I can invest in ATT&nbsp; once agin and tell my es-wife to shove it....I think.....thank god for the snake....the snake is best!!!!!</p><p>how the fuck did you guess that? is somebody feeding you the answers?&nbsp; NICE!</p><p>As far as feeding me....I had Thai food tonite...you knoe...gook food...like we had in the service....we had a guy called ZMing that would seve us in the hooch and then we would give him a boottle of scotch to take take home to his mama-san,....then we would go out at night and try to kill his cousins,,,,fun!!!!!!!!</p>

[DJEvelEd]

Do you have a&nbsp;cock stain within arms reach?

[reeshy]

<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br />Do you have a&nbsp;cock stain within arms reach? <p>How far away are you???</p>

[reeshy]

That remonds me...I got to take a piss.....oh fuck ....never mind!!!!

[libbyzibby]

what happened to not drinking?

[reeshy]

I'm going tyoo adk ME a wuestion...why the fuck do I put up with going to work everyday and I could be sitting on my skinny ass down in ZSt. Thaomas retired listening to irish music and getting laid......what the fuck is wrong with mje????

[reeshy]

<strong>libbyzibby</strong> wrote:<br />what happened to not drinking? <p>Oh I'm still drtinking....in fact...the 2nd bottle!!!!1heeehaaaa</p>

[reeshy]

I was just thinking that in 23 weeks....I have to come back to NY .........My 2 month hiatus is ovwe,,,and I still have to stilol fuckin g work...shit fuck

[reeshy]

Goodight my good and wonderous friends...may we fight for the fatherland once again to the death.....<br />

[Don Stugots]

<p>why do we live like hamsters spinning on wheel, getting nowhere?&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>why do people pick their nose on the train with the same hand that they use to hold on to the bar?&nbsp; </p><p>why does the that delievers food to my place make a face when he gets a 4.50 tip for a 20.00 order?</p><p>why did the bar i was yesterday after work serve me beer from a tap that was HOT?</p><p>why did the bartender not give a buyback after 6 beers?&nbsp; </p><p>what does it all mean?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

how you feeling this morning budday?

[reeshy]

I'm lovely!!!!!<br />