View Full Version : Ever ruined someones dreams?
lleeder
07-27-2006, 04:42 PM
When I was younger and my friends and I would get drunk, this one kid would always say how he wanted to join the coast guard. I would laugh at him and tell him how dumb he was and how it would never happen. And how his stupid ass never was on a boat or liked the ocean. He never did join and eventually went to jail. I was woundering if anyone else ever made fun of someones dreams and if that person went on to acheive that dream or not?
Sheeplovr
07-27-2006, 04:50 PM
I wish your dream was to post on the message baord and somebody stoped you from dooing it <br />
I had this friend Scott from California, and I kept on telling him he could never cut it as a father or a husband.<br />
reeshy
07-27-2006, 04:55 PM
I always dreamt that Sheepy would be my bestest friend...but.....my dream will never come true...'sigh'!!!!!!!<br />
I have this friend Ben, and I told him he would never satisfy his bosses or make the money he deserved so he should just cut his losses.<br />
sr71blackbird
07-27-2006, 05:02 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I have this friend Ben, and I told him he would never satisfy his bosses or make the money he deserved so he should just cut his losses.</font></font><br /><p>You're a poet and don't even know it!</p>
FezPaul
07-27-2006, 05:02 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">My friend Adolph wanted to be an architect. I told him his drawings sucked.</font></strong>
I had this friend Bud, and I told him the press conference would make no difference, that he fucked up real bad beyond belief and nothing was going to save him now.<br />
Ndugu
07-27-2006, 05:12 PM
I have this friend Christopher, I always told him that horseback riding between acting jobs was a great hobby to pursue.
I had this friend Floyd. I told him he wasn't athletic or strong enough to win the Tour de France by himself.
I had this friend Dan. I told him that his team was weak and needed some pitching NOW, prospects be damned.<br />
mikeyboy
07-27-2006, 05:25 PM
<strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />I have this friend Christopher, I always told him that horseback riding between acting jobs was a great hobby to pursue. <p>You're not quite getting the bit.</p>
FezPaul
07-27-2006, 05:25 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">My friend Abe was tired and depressed after completing a long and difficult task. So I told him to go to the theater and see 'Our American Cousin' and have some laughs.</font></strong>
Ndugu
07-27-2006, 05:26 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />I have this friend Christopher, I always told him that horseback riding between acting jobs was a great hobby to pursue. <p>You're not quite getting the bit.</p><p>Go fuck yourself.</p>
I had these friends Kellen and Ben. I told them that riding a motorcycle with a helmet was for pussies.
I had these friends Greg and Tony. I told them they'd never be top dogs in radio without drastic measures.<br />
<p> </p><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />I have this friend Christopher, I always told him that horseback riding between acting jobs was a great hobby to pursue. <p>You're not quite getting the bit.</p><p>Go fuck yourself.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>WHOA. I don't believe what I'm reading. Check out the BALLS on this kid. You gonna take that?<br /></p>
mikeyboy
07-27-2006, 05:31 PM
<strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />I have this friend Christopher, I always told him that horseback riding between acting jobs was a great hobby to pursue. <p>You're not quite getting the bit.</p><p>Go fuck yourself.</p><p>A little extreme reaction to say the least. You weren't getting it and I pointed it out. Knock it off or I'll give you a week off.</p>
Ndugu
07-27-2006, 05:33 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />I have this friend Christopher, I always told him that horseback riding between acting jobs was a great hobby to pursue. <p>You're not quite getting the bit.</p><p>Go fuck yourself.</p><p>A little extreme reaction to say the least. You weren't getting it and I pointed it out. Knock it off or I'll give you a week off.</p><p>I imagined your shrill nasally voice saying that and had myself a larf.</p>
Tenbatsuzen
07-27-2006, 05:34 PM
<p>I had this friend Michael. I told him, "Seriously, fuck the six figure salary. Do what makes you happy."</p><p> </p><p> </p>
I had this friend Franz. I told him that he'd never make nice with the Serbs unless he went to Sarajevo and appeared in a parade with his lovely wife.
<p> </p><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />I have this friend Christopher, I always told him that horseback riding between acting jobs was a great hobby to pursue. <p>You're not quite getting the bit.</p><p>Go fuck yourself.</p><p>A little extreme reaction to say the least. You weren't getting it and I pointed it out. Knock it off or I'll give you a week off.</p><p>I imagined your shrill nasally voice saying that and had myself a larf.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">Mikey, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this guy get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?</font></font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2">EDIT:Apparently not.<br /></font></font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 7-27-06 @ 9:37 PM</span>
I had this friend Yassir. I told him there's no way there could be peace so why try?<br />
I had this friend Ndugu. I told them that rf.net was like prison. You can't get respect unless you smack the biggest toughest person in the mouth.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 7-27-06 @ 9:41 PM</span>
FezPaul
07-27-2006, 05:42 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">My friend John was worried about getting the southern vote in an election. So I told him to go to Dallas to drum up support.</font></strong>
Tenbatsuzen
07-27-2006, 05:42 PM
<p>A friend of mine, John, really liked this girl. I told him, "If you want to her impress her, you gotta start reading great literature. Kerouac. Hemingway. Salinger. Maybe make a big splash and do something to really grab her attention."<br /></p><p> </p><p> </p>
walking joint
07-27-2006, 05:42 PM
<p>come on, it was kind of funny. bring Ndugu back. </p>
I had this friend Kevin. I told him no one respects him and no one ever would if he kept doing what he was doing.<br />
mikeyboy
07-27-2006, 05:49 PM
Eh. It's not that what he said was all that bad, but I told him to knock it off and he just wanted to be a dick about it. Cheer up. He'll be back in a week.
I had this friend Natalee. I told her that the only way she'd ever be popular with guys was to let them run a train on her.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 7-27-06 @ 9:52 PM</span>
FezPaul
07-27-2006, 05:52 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">My friend Paul wanted to shoot a movie in three days. I told him he was deluding himself.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Punchline pending.</font></strong></p>
I had this friend Osama. I made fun of his stupid turban and cowgod or whatever that he worshipped.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 7-27-06 @ 9:55 PM</span>
<p> </p><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Eh. It's not that what he said was all that bad, but I told him to knock it off and he just wanted to be a dick about it. Cheer up. He'll be back in a week.<p> </p><p> </p><p>What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter
with you? What are you, stupid or what? Mikey, Mikey, I'm kidding with
you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?</p><p>I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' ban the guy?</p>
zildjian361
07-27-2006, 05:55 PM
<p> Yeah until that fag from canada posted 2 men kissing yecch<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" /></p>
I had this friend Kurt. I told him he was a sell-out and now a symbol for everything he used to hate.<br />
I had this friend Brad. I told him there was no way in hell he was getting off heroin anyway, so there was no point in trying.
FezPaul
07-27-2006, 06:03 PM
<strong>zildjian361</strong> wrote:<br /><p> Yeah until that fag from canada posted 2 men kissing yecch<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">It's okay, I speak drummer.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Translation: No, but that fag from Canada ruined my dreams by posting a picture of two men kissing.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2"> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></font></strong></p>
mdr55
07-27-2006, 06:03 PM
<p>I saw this catipillar that wanted to become a butterfly.</p><p> </p><p>So I squashed it. </p>
CuzBum
07-27-2006, 06:16 PM
<p>YOU CAN'T STOP THE NDUGU, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!</p><p><img src="http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/6931/mikeyboyisgaysq2.jpg" border="0" /></p>
mikeyboy
07-27-2006, 06:26 PM
<strong>CuzBum</strong> wrote:<br /><p>YOU CAN'T STOP THE NDUGU, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!</p><p><img src="http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/6931/mikeyboyisgaysq2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>A. That's creepily stalkerish</p><p>B. No toupee. I assure you. Just awful hair.</p><p>C. Why the hell do you use two accounts regularly? Especially when neither seems to be a character. Yeah, I see that third account in there. Can I expect a post from that one next?</p><p>D. If you had just kept posting under the CuzBum account, I never would have checked IPs and you could have posted on your merry way. Now I have to ban this one too. Frankly I don't understand what your beef is with me, but whatever. Keep posting under other names and I'll just have to keep extending the ban for all usernames. Just let it go. It's a week and it's a minor thing. Don't turn this into something big and stupid.</p>
newport king
07-27-2006, 06:27 PM
i used to be friends with these kids eric and dylan. they were always looking for approval. i told them it would never happen and then i don't know what happened to them.
Tenbatsuzen
07-27-2006, 06:28 PM
<p>Every time I see Mikey's pictures, I keep seeing a young Bob Denver.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
zildjian361
07-27-2006, 06:30 PM
I had these two friends gorgie ang porgie who jerked off in there girlfriends eyes when there eyes were dry and shut they banged those those one eyed sluts.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br><p>Every time I see Mikey's pictures, I keep seeing a young Bob Denver.</p><p> </p><p> </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Yeah, now I see from the avatar that Mikey's daughter is a pretty good artist.
Don Stugots
07-27-2006, 06:46 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Every time I see Mikey's pictures, I keep seeing a young Bob Denver.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>i see a young bob costas. </p><p>dont piss him off he is handing out bannings like his daughter puts poop in a diaper.</p><p>dont smit me.</p>
FezPaul
07-27-2006, 06:52 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Every time I see Mikey's pictures, I keep seeing a young Bob Denver.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>i see a young bob costas. </p><p>dont piss him off he is handing out bannings like his daughter puts poop in a diaper.</p><p>dont <strong><font size="2">smit</font></strong> me.</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/jimmysmits_506x316.jpg<br /></p>
I had this friend Jim. I told him he'd never find a forum for his beliefs in French Guyana.
Dirtybird12
07-27-2006, 07:02 PM
<p>Damn RonFez.net don't fuck around anymore do they?</p><p>Is it me? or has the board become less tolerant? </p><p>Seropi</p><p><br /> </p>
Spoon's back today from vacay I see. When does Moe get back? I suspect he won't stay quiet for long.
thepaulo
07-27-2006, 07:34 PM
this buddy of mine, Fezpaul, is always busting my balls...I think he wants to smash my dreams...but he does it because he doesn't want my heart to be broken.....he's like my fucking wife...but without the mental problems
tele7
07-27-2006, 07:37 PM
I told a friend that he will never see <em>Johnny Hates Jazz</em> in concert. He never did.
I always thought Gail sounds like a lovely woman. I think she just hates the tattoos.
thepaulo
07-27-2006, 09:09 PM
when you do something stupid like get a lot of tattoos, you have to go out and buy lots of flesh colored makeup.`
libbyzibby
07-27-2006, 10:43 PM
<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />I had this friend Franz. I told him that he'd never make nice with the Serbs unless he went to Sarajevo and appeared in a parade with his lovely wife. <p>Wow...this is way too weird. I had this friend Gavrilio Principe who also went to the parade in Sarajevo and wasn't a bigfan of Franz. Some altercation brokeout and it ended what was truly a beautiful parad</p><p> </p><p>someting else happened after that for a few yeears, but all I can recal is what a wonderful day it was for a parade and seeig the ArchDuke in his Sunday best in his convertible.</p><p> </p><p>The LZ</p><p> </p><p>By the way, that the hell is an Archduke. Almost soundslike a McDonalds characterdoes anyone know any of these other stupid royalty titles, ostly fromover there..like</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Charles, Prince of Wales <img height="249" src="http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~aahobor/Lucy-Day/Images/Covers-50/Shave-the-Whales.jpg" width="227" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>ok, I know thats the not getting the bit, i thought it was funny</p><p>titles like:</p><p><span class="name"><strong>Czar/Czarina:</strong></span> </p><p><span class="name"><strong>Emir:</strong></span> </p><p><span class="name"><strong>Emperor/Empress:</strong></span></p><p> <span class="name"><strong>Pharaoh:</strong></span></p><p><span class="name"><strong>Raja:</strong></span> </p><p><span class="name"><strong>Shah:</strong></span> </p><p><span class="name"><strong>Sultan:</strong></span> </p><p> Duke.</p><p><br /> Earl,</p><p> Count, </p><p> Graf.</p><p><br /> Viscount.</p><p><br /> Baron.</p><p><br /> Baronet.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by libbyzibby on 7-28-06 @ 2:53 AM</span>
nate1000
07-28-2006, 06:03 AM
<p>I had this crazy-haired friend named Kim, who had one of those toy rocket sets. Crazy little guy could never get the damn things to fire. We used to laff and laff, call him a crazy gook and tell him he'd never amount to anything. Wonder what ever happened to him? </p>
nate1000
07-28-2006, 06:07 AM
My buddy Jeff used to love beef until I brought him to a slaughterhouse and made him pet the cows just before they were butchered. The guy swore off all animal meat from that moment on. The guy developed this funny habit of looking at people and licking his lips. Wonder what ever happened to him?
terry1979
07-28-2006, 06:18 AM
<p>I used to live next to this little kid who wanted to be a singer so badly that she was always in her backyard with one of those little karaoke machine things singing her little heart out, she was awful and annoying as hell. Every day I would come home from work and hear that awful screeching. One day I was in a really bad mood and she was singing "my Heart will Go On" extra loudly. SHe was in the backyard by herself. I started walking overthere with the intention of telling her to keep it down, that she was annoying the hell out of me and she stunk. When I got over there I didn't have the heart to see the look on her face when I told her she stunk, it would have crushed my sensitive side........so instead I snapped her neck and buried her in cement...</p><p>Does that count?</p>
Earlshog
07-28-2006, 06:55 AM
<p>I had this friend named Jon Benet... I told her she would never be a beauty queen, better find a new line of work... S & M I suggested... I wonder what happened to her.. </p>
Jujubees2
07-28-2006, 07:51 AM
<p><font size="2">I knew this guy Mike who wanted to be president of the U.S. but he said that people thought he was weak on national defense. So I told him to get in a tank and let the press take pictures. "It'll make you look tough", I told him.</font></p><p><img height="283" src="http://www.happyfunpundit.com/hfp/images/dukakis.gif" width="228" border="0" /></p>
<p> </p><p>I told my neighbor, Mrs. Yates, that one of her children was the devil, but I didn't tell her which one.</p>
nate1000
07-28-2006, 08:51 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>I told my neighbor, Mrs. Yates, that one of her children was the devil, but I didn't tell her which one.</p><p>HA!</p>
terry1979
07-28-2006, 09:30 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I had this friend Michael. I told him, "Seriously, fuck the six figure salary. Do what makes you happy."</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Michael McDermott??? Mike McD?</p><p> </p><p>Or am I totally missing this one?</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by terry1979 on 7-28-06 @ 1:30 PM</span>
Jujubees2
07-28-2006, 09:55 AM
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">I knew this guy, Barry, whose father was a major league baseball player. He wanted top play major league baseball too but he was so skinny. I told him there was no way he would make it in the major leagues unless they found some sort of super drug that he could take to put more muscle on his frame.</span></p>
i knew two kids named eric and dylan...i told them that they were nerds and had no friends....i wonder where they are now<br />
Jujubees2
07-28-2006, 10:11 AM
<font size="2">I knew this guy Al from New Jersey. He wanted to be a producer for a radio show in New York. I told him that he was such a wimp that if he ever did get a job in radio someone would probably take a dump on his paycheck and then he would lose his job in a boxing match. I wonder what happened to him?</font>
Earlshog
07-28-2006, 10:12 AM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p>I told my neighbor, Mrs. Yates, that one of her children was the devil, but I didn't tell her which one.</p><p>5 Little Shattered dreams..</p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.sdcd.com/B2B/jsp/app/images/Scans/582655.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p>
nate1000
07-28-2006, 10:12 AM
<strong>Duke</strong> wrote:<br />i knew two kids named eric and dylan...i told them that they were nerds and had no friends....i wonder where they are now<br /><p></p><p><span class="name"><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="2"><strong>newport king:</strong></font></span></p><span class="postbody">i used to be friends with these kids eric and dylan. they were always looking for approval. i told them it would never happen and then i don't know what happened to them. </span><span class="post_edited"><p></p></span><p></p><p><span class="post_edited">Boy these kids are popular.</span></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by nate1000 on 7-28-06 @ 2:15 PM</span>
FezPaul
07-28-2006, 10:16 AM
<strong>Jujubees2</strong> wrote:<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">I knew this guy, Barry, whose father was a major league baseball player. He wanted top play major league baseball too but he was so skinny. I told him <strong>there was no way he would make it in the major leagues unless they found some sort of super drug that he could take to put more muscle on his frame.</strong></span></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Bonds was a great player with the Pirates when he was skinny.</font></strong> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>
mendyweiss
07-28-2006, 10:42 AM
I knew this guy named Charlie, who loved to listen to Beatles music. He wanted to be a guidance counselor in school, I told him to go out West and chill out at a ranch for a while.
terry1979
07-28-2006, 10:48 AM
<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />I knew this guy named Charlie, who loved to listen to Beatles music. He wanted to be a guidance counselor in school, I told him to go out West and chill out at a ranch for a while. <p>sounds like good advice....what ever happend to him?</p>
Earlshog
07-28-2006, 10:50 AM
<p>I knew this girl named Susan who was married but had met a new boyfriend whom she loved very much. Well the problem was this new man was not interested in her because she had two little boys Michael and Alex. I told her true love is important do whatever it takes to get this man. I wonder how it worked out?</p>
<p> </p><p>My friends Pete and Stu wasted their teenage years in some shitty band, that could only get gigs in some basement bar. Thankfully I talked them into going back to school.</p>
terry1979
07-28-2006, 11:05 AM
<p>I met this young black fella named Colin in a midtown bar a while back. It was Christmas time and he told me was fired a few months back from his job as a janitor at Adelphi University. He was saying how they were so good to him there and gave him numerous chances to save his job, but he just couldn't get to work on time and they had no choice but to let him go. I told him to fuck that noise and that the only reason they fired him was because he was a nig, um I mean black. I told him if he got his ass to Penn Station he may be able to catch the 5:33 train to Long Island and he should go give those crackers a piece of his mind.</p><p>I wonder if he got his job back?</p>
TooCute
07-28-2006, 11:18 AM
Ok. I am ignoring the point of the thread because I really DID ruin
someone's dreams. Lazy fuck just needed to pass marine biology as the last
credit she needed to get into med school senior year in college. Plagiarized
her research paper, hi, yes, I know how to use google... I failed her. No med
school for her!
Jujubees2
07-28-2006, 11:25 AM
<font size="2">I knew this guy who we called Kenny Boy. He was the Charirman of some energy company. I told him that some creative accounting could help his company. And he listened to me.</font>
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br>Ok. I am ignoring the point of the thread because I really DID ruin
someone's dreams. Lazy fuck just needed to pass marine biology as the last
credit she needed to get into med school senior year in college. Plagiarized
her research paper, hi, yes, I know how to use google... I failed her. No med
school for her!<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>
Wow, they totally deserved it though. That's about the stupidest thing you could do. Why throw away your whole future just to cheat?
I knew this guy Jim. All my life I told him fags couldn't handle being Governor.<br />
Dougie Brootal
07-28-2006, 11:32 AM
<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />Ok. I am ignoring the point of the thread because I really DID ruin someone's dreams. Lazy fuck just needed to pass marine biology as the last credit she needed to get into med school senior year in college. Plagiarized her research paper, hi, yes, I know how to use google... I failed her. No med school for her! <p> </p><p>Wow, they totally deserved it though. That's about the stupidest thing you could do. Why throw away your whole future just to cheat? </p><p> </p><p>haha! fuck that person, they deserved it!</p>
I knew this guy Billy. I told him that he should get his stomach stapled, and then the drinking problem would just naturally take care of itself.
SatCam
07-28-2006, 11:36 AM
I once knew this guy named Jesus. I told him the whole carpenter biz wasn't going very well and he should get a new hobby.
Last time I saw him he was mowing my neighbor's lawn.
I knew this kid Brandon. I told him that the best way to impress his chatroom friends was to od on webcam, and that he'd be totally safe because they'd call an ambulance for him if things got too out of hand.
mdr55
07-28-2006, 02:41 PM
<p> </p><strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />Ok. I am ignoring the point of the thread because I really DID ruin
someone's dreams. Lazy fuck just needed to pass marine biology as the last
credit she needed to get into med school senior year in college. Plagiarized
her research paper, hi, yes, I know how to use google... I failed her. No med
school for her!<p> </p><p> </p><p>And now she's striping to get into med school. Nice!</p><blockquote /><p> </p>
Bulldogcakes
07-28-2006, 03:03 PM
<p> </p><strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Damn RonFez.net don't fuck around anymore do they?</p><p>Is it me? or has the board become less tolerant? </p><p>Seropi</p><p><br /> </p><p> </p><p>Nah, its just summertime. Everyone goes on vacation in July and August.</p><p>Except me. </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
SatCam
07-28-2006, 03:06 PM
I once told reeshy that a nurse wasn't a man's job. Now he's a "security consultant", which we all know means the old man who sits on his porch and makes sure no balls end up on his lawn!
Bulldogcakes
07-28-2006, 03:10 PM
I knew this guy named George. I told him if he would just invade Iraq, there would be peace in the Middle East for a thousand years. I wonder whatever happened to him?<br />
stickyfingers
07-28-2006, 05:46 PM
For Christmas I bought this guy John flying lessons so he could take his lovely wife Carolyn and her sister for a spin around Martha's Vineyard.<br /><br />and<br /><br />I once knew a kid named 'Duck' and he thought he could be a great baseball player. Then I videotaped his swing and showed it to him. <br />
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by stickyfingers on 7-28-06 @ 9:49 PM</span>
sr71blackbird
07-28-2006, 05:46 PM
You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. <strong><font size="2">Once!</font></strong>
FUNKMAN
07-28-2006, 05:52 PM
<strong>mdr55</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />Ok. I am ignoring the point of the thread because I really DID ruin someone's dreams. Lazy fuck just needed to pass marine biology as the last credit she needed to get into med school senior year in college. Plagiarized her research paper, hi, yes, I know how to use google... I failed her. No med school for her! <p> </p><p> </p><p>And now she's <strong><font size="2">striping </font></strong>to get into med school. Nice!</p><p> </p><p><img height="221" src="http://www.vibe.com/contests/images/2005/07/red_stripe.jpg" width="198" border="0" /></p><p><font size="7"><strong> or</strong></font></p><p><img height="189" src="http://www.fattyweightloss.com/images/yum-zebra-fruity-gum.gif" width="204" border="0" /></p><p><font size="7"><strong> ?</strong></font></p>
<p>i once had a friend named john he kinda had a temper but at first he was afraid to say anything when fans would heckle at him in baseball stadiums....so i told him...ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT? YELL AT THOSE NIG- I MEAN FANS!</p><p> </p><p>i wonder how he is doing </p>
i also told my friend kevin that his hand was indestructable and he could punch it against as many walls as he likes...<br />
FreshJ
07-29-2006, 10:18 AM
I have this friend Ron, I told him that he would never make enough money in Teaching and should Really go into some kind of film. Wonder if he ever did any.<br />
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