I need a rubberband

[JPMNICK]

<p>Not just any rubberband. I need one of those big ones that can fit around an office garbage can to keep the bag from falling in. I have no idea where to get one. My last few I stole from work, but they have since snapped or vanished. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Any idea's?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

no prob Nick. i got a&nbsp;few i use&nbsp;to help keep my condom on so just send me your address...

[FUNKMAN]

<p>just so you don't think i was lying...</p><p><img height="332" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiLFL8RESAIBsK2jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12gmcffl1/EXP=1153794373/**http%3a//www.coolbuddy.com/JOKES/funnypics/funny_bigcondom.jpg" width="318" border="0" /></p>

[PanterA]

<p>I have about a million fucking rubberbands all over the floor in my car. I'm sick of seeing rubberbands, Im sick of them snapping and hitting me in the face. Im sick of the smell of fucking rubberband. I fucking hate them. Hate them hate them HATE THEM.....deep breathes, deep breathes, deep breathes...relax...calm down...</p><p>Fuck you Rubberband!!</p>

[Fallon]

Ay, who I'm is?
Rubber band man
Wild as the Taliban
9 in my right, 45 in my other hand
Who I'm is?
Call me trouble man, always in trouble man
Worth a couple hundred grand, Chevys, all colors man

Rubber band man, like a one man band
Treat these niggaz like tha Apollo, and I'm tha sandman
Tote a hundred grand canon in tha waistband
Look'n fo' a sweet lick? well this is tha wrong place man
Seven tyme felon, what I care 'bout a case man?
I'm campaignin' to bury tha hate, so say yo' grace man
Ay, I don't talk behind a nigga back, I say it in his face
I'm a thoroughbred nigga, I don't fake and I don't hate
Check my resume nigga, my record's impeccable
Anywhere in tha A nigga how TIP is highly respectable
And tha M-I-A nigga I'm tryna keep it professional
'Cause all this tongue rastling finna have me snap'n, I'm tell'n you
From the bottom of tha Duval, Cakalacky to New York
And everybody show'n me love that's one to you all
Yeah, to all my Florida niggaz, my Cakalacky niggaz, my LA niggaz

[SatCam]

I think gwen has some

[PapaBear]

If you're talking about the a 5-8 gallon can, or so, you might be able to use one of the rubber bands that is used as a strap on disposable underwater cameras. They're dangerous, too. I once shot one at a 32 ounce Chik Fil-a cup, and it went through one side, and was hanging out of the other side.

[PanterA]

<p>My favorite thing to do in the office is picking off flys with rubber bands. </p><p>I'm a fucking marksman.</p>

[Hottub]

And stop dropping your rubber bands on my lawn when you deliver. Shit gets all caught up in my mower.

[JPMNICK]

<strong>PanterA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My favorite thing to do in the office is picking off flys with rubber bands. </p><p>I'm a fucking marksman.</p><p>damn that is quite a skill you posses there. Mr. Miagi would be proud. </p>

[KC2OSO]

<p>Use a Croakie. Those rubber tube things that people use to hold
on their sunglasses. They make awesome slingshots too. </p><p>Girl, you broke my rubber band <br />
You ran away with my rubber band<br />
Your the one, i'm always thinking of <br />
And if only you could understand <br />
The love I feel for my rubber band could never end <br />
Rejected all the rubber bands I gave to you <br />
But feeling sorry for me just won't do <br />
All I want is just to make you see my rubber band<br />
What love has done when you walked out on me and my rubber band <br />
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by KC2OSO on 7-24-06 @ 9:46 AM</span>

[Ogre]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:&nbsp; Not just any rubberband. I need one of those big ones that can fit around an office garbage can to keep the bag from falling in. I have no idea where to get one. My last few I stole from work, but they have since snapped or vanished. <strong>Any idea's</strong>? <p>See if you can find an old bicycle inner tube. cut it into long strips about 1&quot; wide measure it up and then tie it off.&nbsp; Hide the knot on the back side of the can and trim off the excess.&nbsp; It's kinda Jetro Bodine, but then again what about me is not.&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Ogre</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:&nbsp; Not just any rubberband. I need one of those big ones that can fit around an office garbage can to keep the bag from falling in. I have no idea where to get one. My last few I stole from work, but they have since snapped or vanished. <strong>Any idea's</strong>? <p>See if you can find an old bicycle inner tube. cut it into long strips about 1&quot; wide measure it up and then tie it off.&nbsp; Hide the knot on the back side of the can and trim off the excess.&nbsp; It's kinda Jetro Bodine, but then again what about me is not.&nbsp;</p><p>that's like </p><p><img height="145" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiQzYsVET_QAxWKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12hq702s3/EXP=1153872819/**http%3a//www.80stees.com/images/products/MacGyver-Tee-shirt.jpg" width="145" border="0" /></p><p>Nice!</p>

[MilkmanDann]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />And stop dropping your rubber bands on my lawn when you deliver. Shit gets all caught up in my mower. <p>This pisses me off. I'm a mailman (poorly) and we wrap up every relay in rubberbands, figure about 30 a day. The bands go on my wrists, so at the end of the day got those things all over my arms. Almost feel naked without them, even when done I keep 1 on each arm. Respect the Rubberbands Motherfuckers.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I'll give you $50 for every rubber band you have in your purse!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.letsmakeadeal.com/images/lmad-curtain.GIF" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />I think gwen has some <p>i got some i can shoot at satcams face , besides that i have none to spare</p>

[Keotok]

<p>Staples has them.&nbsp; Probably any office supply store,
actually.&nbsp; And there's 12 in a pack.&nbsp; Should keep you fairly
well stocked.<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;<img width="208" height="208" border="0" src="http://www.staples.com/sbd/img/cat/std/516054_01_std.jpg" /></p>

[Hottub]

<p>Staples has them.</p><p>You can always count on Billy!</p>

[KC2OSO]

<p>
</p>AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="249" height="432" border="0" src="http://www.tinabarron.com/rubberband.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>
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