Good First Dates

[JustJon]

Since the discussion came up on the show, but no good ones were offerred, what do you think does/did make a good first date?<br />

[HeyGuy]

<p>Sex</p>

[JPMNICK]

I know it sounds so corny, and I did not hear the show today, but I do not think you can beat a nice dinner and then maybe going out somewhere to watch some live music. Dinner is a great time to get to know the person.

[terry1979]

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[Jennitalia]

Wine tasting followed by dinner

[terry1979]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />I know it sounds so corny, and I did not hear the show today, but I do not think you can beat a nice dinner and then maybe going out somewhere to watch some live music. Dinner is a great time to get to know the person. <p>that doesn't sound corny......just gay</p>

[SatCam]

getting her pregnant. fool-proof way to keep her around for nine months

[Tall_James]

Take her to the zoo.&nbsp; Retards like the zoo.

[JPMNICK]

<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br />I know it sounds so corny, and I did not hear the show today, but I do not think you can beat a nice dinner and then maybe going out somewhere to watch some live music. Dinner is a great time to get to know the person. <p>that doesn't sound corny......just gay</p><p>hey fuckface this isn't the roast thread so lay off</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>kidding, that was a gay idea</p>

[JPMNICK]

Bring her to the next RF.net softball game

[foodcourtdruide]

<p>I think a museum is an awesome first date. It makes you look really intelligent when you suggest it and it's ambitious, but not outrageous.</p><p>I think it makes you look worldly and educated. Hey, you use whatever you can ! </p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>Tell her you run a fan message board for a radio show on Satellite radio.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Then head to the closest luggage shop and purchase some high end luggage.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You are guaranteed a thrilling night in the sack.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[HeyGuy]

<strong>terry1979</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burningpaper.net/archives/fingers.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burningpaper.net/index.php/archives/2002/09/&h=200&w=200&sz=9&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=MWfJREU_XEbiWM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfingers%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl %3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN"><img height="104" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MWfJREU_XEbiWM:www.burningpaper.net/archives/fingers.jpg" width="104" border="0" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>At least......</p><p>This is by far my favorite post of all time since I joined this site.</p>

[torker]

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, an enema bag, and thou.

[FreshJ]

Wendy's and a nice drive to lookout point, Because I don't want to spend any money, enless she puts out.<br />

[DarkHippie]

she cooks you dinner and does ass to mouth

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">A nice drive in the desert. I would point out to her the beautiful mesas, comment on the saguaro cacti, and smile sincerely while thinking about the machete and the shovel in my trunk.</font></strong>

[kdubya]

<span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">Good first dates huh, well one of my worst first dates was with a gal in Upstate NY. We were supposed to meet at 3:00, and then changed to 2:00. Well I forgot and almost missed the date. At the last minute remembered and got there, as she was about to leave. During dinner she was visibly annoyed with me for having been late. There was a problem with her food and we had to send it back. So I had to sit and let my stuff get cold while we waited for her new food to arrive.&nbsp;Half way through the date we bumped into one of her ex-boyfriends, and he didn't seem to accept they broke up since he kept trying to hug her and even kissed her on the cheek once while I had to just stand there<p>&nbsp;</p></font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">As of tomorrow we will have been married 5 years.<p>&nbsp;</p></font></span>

[FezPaul]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">Good first dates huh, well one of my worst first dates was with a gal in Upstate NY. We were supposed to meet at 3:00, and then changed to 2:00. Well I forgot and almost missed the date. At the last minute remembered and got there, as she was about to leave. During dinner she was visibly annoyed with me for having been late. There was a problem with her food and we had to send it back. So I had to sit and let my stuff get cold while we waited for her new food to arrive.&nbsp;Half way through the date we bumped into one of her ex-boyfriends, and he didn't seem to accept they broke up since he kept trying to hug her and even kissed her on the cheek once while I had to just stand there <p>&nbsp;</p></font></span><span style="color: black; font-family: verdana"><font size="3">As of tomorrow we will have been married 5 years. <p>&nbsp;</p></font></span><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/PaulHarvey.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">And now you know &quot;The Rest Of The Story&quot;.</font></strong></p>

[Evilpete]

<p>walk in the park in the afternoon, dinner and movie at night.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>then again a good date for me is when she doesn't press rape charges on me...&nbsp;</p>

[kdubya]

<strong>Evilpete</strong> wrote: <p>then again a good date for me is when she doesn't press rape charges on me...&nbsp;</p><p>That or when she takes her hand of her drink long enough to slip a little something in.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

driving range... then you can tell if she has a firm grip and a good stroke

[PanterA]

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[suggums]

<p>if i like her, i'll take her out to dinner/coffee/what have you.</p><p>if i really like her, i'll cook dinner for her.&nbsp;</p><p>and if its good, well maybe dessert will last a couple hours&nbsp;</p>

[Awesome Man]

something to do with the shocker probably after a fine meal at taco bell

[undressa]

<p>I have not been on one in a while, but let me think......</p><p>Out for a nice meal, maybe a walk after then grab ice cream and sit and chat for a while.</p><p>Extra gooder if it starts with flowers</p><p>V</p>

[terry1979]

<font size="2"><p>&gt; She said it was midwinter... snowing &amp; freezing...and the guy hadtaken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (not overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.&nbsp;</p><p>&gt; The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.&nbsp;</p><p>&gt; They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked herpants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.&nbsp; </p><p>&gt; Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation.As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly frozen against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.&nbsp; </p><p>&gt; It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. </p><p>&gt; Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, sheanswered her date's concerns about what is taking so long with a reply that indeed, she was freezing her butt off and was in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater.&nbsp; </p><p>&gt; Then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.She, too, got the giggles, and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.&nbsp; </p><p>&gt; Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced&nbsp;with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free&nbsp;her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what&nbsp;had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly&nbsp;realized that there was only one way to get her free.&nbsp;&nbsp;So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. </p></font>

[ShelleBink]

<p>Finding out he has a big penis.</p><p>Best, date, ever.&nbsp;</p>

[terry1979]

<p>Movie tickets - $21</p><p>Dinner and drinks - $65</p><p>Finding out she has a big penis......priceless</p>

[FreshJ]

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[Bulldogcakes]

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[Celia]

<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Finding out he has a big penis.</p><p>Best, date, ever.&nbsp;</p><p>isn't that just the best thing ever?&nbsp;&nbsp; sorry, but it is very disappointing to go down there and find a li'l one.&nbsp; </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Celia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Finding out he has a big penis.</p><p>Best, date, ever.&nbsp;</p><p>isn't that just the best thing ever?&nbsp;&nbsp; sorry, but it is very disappointing to go down there and find a li'l one.&nbsp; </p><p>whats worse is staring at a chicks rack all night only to find a hand full of tissues is her blouse. </p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Celia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Finding out he has a big penis.</p><p>Best, date, ever.&nbsp;</p><p>isn't that just the best thing ever?&nbsp;&nbsp; sorry, but it is very disappointing to go down there and find a li'l one.&nbsp; </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Define your minimum requirements in terms of length and circumference.</font></strong></p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Celia</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Finding out he has a big penis.</p><p>Best, date, ever. </p><p>isn't that just the best thing ever? sorry, but it is very disappointing to go down there and find a li'l one. </p><p><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">Define your minimum requirements in terms of length and circumference.</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Considering I have no penis to call my own, the dimensions are negotiable. :o)&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody"><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier,monospace">Define your minimum requirements in terms of length and circumference.</font></strong></span></p><p>13 inches ...... Around&nbsp;</p>