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Jujubees2
07-17-2006, 07:49 AM
<p>Hey, do you have birds eggs in your underwear or are you just happy to see me?</p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13898199/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13898199/</a></p><p>Imagine how disappointed his girlfriend was when he told her he had a surprise for her in his underwear and he pulls out birds eggs!</p>

FUNKMAN
07-17-2006, 09:00 AM
a couple D batteries

SatCam
07-17-2006, 09:02 AM
a tuck

A.J.
07-17-2006, 09:06 AM
<p>Monday by a judge who rejected his claim that he only wanted to surprise his girlfriend.</p><p>Endangered eggs are a girl's best friend.</p>

SatCam
07-17-2006, 09:12 AM
He wanted to see if they would hard boil

bobrobot
07-17-2006, 09:16 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">The eggs have filed for sexual harassment!</font></strong></p><p><img height="180" src="http://www.lovetopia.com.au/images/vne.jpg" width="178" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 7-17-06 @ 1:18 PM</span>

FUNKMAN
07-17-2006, 10:54 AM
<p>why doesn't dickey pay taxes</p><p>cause he has two stepchildren and their both nuts</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a grandfather was in the barber's chair and his grandaughter was standing nearby eating a twinkie. the barber says &quot;you better be careful you're gonna get hair on your twinkie&quot;. granddaughter says &quot;yeah and i'm gonna grow breasts too&quot;...</p>

reillyluck
12-02-2006, 08:54 AM
how did this thread slip through the underwear, i mean the cracks?

Hottub
12-02-2006, 08:58 AM
<font color="#000000"><strong><font size="1">What are you hiding in your underwear?</font></strong></font> <p>Chorrizo!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 12-2-06 @ 12:58 PM</span>

FUNKMAN
12-02-2006, 08:59 AM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />how did this thread slip through the underwear, i mean the cracks? <p>thanks for exposing what a &quot;threadkiller&quot; i am...</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

reillyluck
12-02-2006, 09:02 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />how did this thread slip through the underwear, i mean the cracks? <p>thanks for exposing what a &quot;threadkiller&quot; i am...</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

ChimneyFish
12-02-2006, 09:16 AM
<strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Stank</font></em></strong>

ralphbxny
12-02-2006, 09:32 AM
smelly onion eggs!

cougarjake13
12-02-2006, 09:34 AM
jock itch and a sweaty ball sack

empulse
12-02-2006, 09:46 AM
disapointment. :(

Hottub
12-02-2006, 09:51 AM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Stank</font></em></strong> <p>Funk.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No Homo.</p>

Gvac
12-02-2006, 10:01 AM
<p><img src="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/joeinahat/keepingitwarm.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
12-02-2006, 10:13 AM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/balls_cover.jpg

lleeder
12-02-2006, 12:51 PM
<p><img src="http://members.arstechnica.com/x/powermacman/Magic%208%20Ball.gif" border="0" width="216" height="215" /></p>

Keotok
12-02-2006, 01:48 PM
<img src="http://www.littlestick.com/Pictures/TreesBig/Hedge.jpg" border="0" width="293" height="300" />

FezPaul
12-02-2006, 02:02 PM
<strong>Keotok</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.littlestick.com/Pictures/TreesBig/Hedge.jpg" border="0" width="293" height="300" /> <p><img src="http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/Disposable%201-blade%20razor.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="214" /></p>

Keotok
12-02-2006, 02:12 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Keotok</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.littlestick.com/Pictures/TreesBig/Hedge.jpg" border="0" width="293" height="300" /> <p><img src="http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/Disposable%201-blade%20razor.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="214" /></p><font size="6">=&nbsp;</font><img src="http://www.antiquewood4u.com/antique_floor_star_inlay.jpg" border="0" width="442" height="335" />&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

JazzyJames
12-02-2006, 02:17 PM
<p><img src="http://akimages.crossmediaservices.com/dyn_li/200.0.88.0/www_kbtoys_com/g/toys/big/788831B.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="200" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>snugglers&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
12-02-2006, 02:21 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">What are you hiding in your underwear?</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://www.juneauempire.com/images/022703/crabs.jpg" border="0" width="390" height="500" /></p>

Keotok
12-02-2006, 02:28 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">What are you hiding in your underwear?</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.juneauempire.com/images/022703/crabs.jpg" border="0" width="390" height="500" /></p>Mine don't look that yummy!&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
12-02-2006, 02:30 PM
<strong>Keotok</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">What are you hiding in your underwear?</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.juneauempire.com/images/022703/crabs.jpg" border="0" width="390" height="500" /></p>Mine don't look that yummy!&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p><p>dessert is dumdums</p>

angelinad128
12-02-2006, 02:56 PM
Heaven&nbsp;&nbsp;

FUNKMAN
12-02-2006, 03:10 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">What are you hiding in your underwear?</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://www.lyrics.com/w/whitesnake/whitesnake.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="170" /></p>

johnniewalker
12-02-2006, 03:28 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/homer3889/in-coke.jpg

boosterp
01-22-2009, 05:39 PM
I do not wear underwear.

disneyspy
01-22-2009, 05:40 PM
ewww whats comin outta her butt?

west milly Tom
01-22-2009, 05:41 PM
ewww whats comin outta her butt?


One of the key words is Franklin. Heh

Judge Smails
01-22-2009, 05:43 PM
I'm afraid this new guy, Arrotbak, is gonna get in trouble for bumping an old thread.

west milly Tom
01-22-2009, 05:43 PM
I do not wear underwear.

Does wear a hat.

disneyspy
01-22-2009, 05:45 PM
I'm afraid this new guy, Arrotbak, is gonna get in trouble for bumping an old thread.

stoopid noob

Hottub
01-22-2009, 05:46 PM
Hit the report button next time.
That was out there for 3 minutes before I saw it.

disneyspy
01-22-2009, 05:49 PM
i was busy tryin to figure out what was comin outta her butt,it looked like she had a mishape at nickolodian studios

Judge Smails
01-22-2009, 05:53 PM
Hit the report button next time.
That was out there for 3 minutes before I saw it.

Sorry. I've been here nearly four years and I swear I didn't realize we had a REPORT button until you just posted that.

cougarjake13
01-22-2009, 06:12 PM
damn i missed all the fun