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booster11373
07-16-2006, 11:57 AM
<p>Where did you first come into contact with porn? It would seem that since the Internet becoming household that its not a problem for younger people who have come of age with online access. It wasnt always as easy as signing on to a computer. </p><p>Me and my Friend's got lucky, one, We just found a some magazines in the woods behind our houses. I can still remember it it was a mostly black and white magazine with some color pictorials of asians chicks and this was the mid 80's.</p><p>And two, Our next door neighbor was a major perv who had playboy delivered to his house(playboy was not as mainstream acceptable&nbsp;as it it today)&nbsp;and had tons of porno movies and 1 day most of the kids at our bus stop played sick and didn't go to school including his son. there was about 6 of us and we all went to his house and watch our first porn movie.&nbsp;The name of the movie was Taboo i skeeved us out a little and afterwards he showed us his moms dildo&nbsp;which really skeeved us way out</p><p>good times, good times</p>

Marc with a c
07-16-2006, 11:59 AM
vanna white playboy. i think in 4th, 5th grade. in my friends basement, terribly akward.

Don Stugots
07-16-2006, 12:01 PM
<p>i used to steal my uncle's playboys about week after he got them.&nbsp; i still have them in my mom's attic. </p>

suggums
07-16-2006, 12:10 PM
<p>friends introduced me to the magic of late night HBO/Cinemax during sleepovers in like 6th grade</p>

cougarjake13
07-16-2006, 12:15 PM
<p>my first intro to porn was the scrambled version on tv and if you switched back and forth between the channels it would sometimes come in almost 100 % clear and last for a few seconds, sometimes you'd get lucky and it would stay for a few minutes</p>

Death Metal Moe
07-16-2006, 12:16 PM
Are we talking about watching or making?

ChimneyFish
07-16-2006, 12:24 PM
<strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Where did you first come into contact with porn? It would seem that since the Internet becoming household that its not a problem for younger people who have come of age with online access. It wasnt always as easy as signing on to a computer. </p><p>Me and my Friend's got lucky, one, We just found a some magazines in the woods behind our houses. I can still remember it it was a mostly black and white magazine with some color pictorials of asians chicks and this was the mid 80's.</p><p>And two, Our next door neighbor was a major perv who had playboy delivered to his house(playboy was not as mainstream acceptable&nbsp;as it it today)&nbsp;and had tons of porno movies and 1 day most of the kids at our bus stop played sick and didn't go to school including his son. there was about 6 of us and we all went to his house and watch our first porn movie.&nbsp;The name of the movie was Taboo i skeeved us out a little and afterwards he showed us his moms dildo&nbsp;which really skeeved us way out</p><p>good times, good times</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Very weird.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Your story is almost identical. </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">We found a magazine in this old abandoned barn near us. The smell of wet magazine pages........memories and mammarys.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">The first movie I saw was also &quot;Taboo&quot;, I don't really remember much of it, though.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">No dildo display afterwards, though.</font></em></strong></p>

chili
07-16-2006, 12:28 PM
I remember looking at Penthouses at my friend John's house when I was in elementary school. In middle school we used to swap floppy discs of porn jpegs we got online. My first contact with porn movies was when our town got a porn channel on cable, like channel 99 or something you had to special order, but it came in almost perfect on that channel just in black and white, and the sound would mess uip sometimes. Apparently people complained that it was easy for their kids to see and the cable company scrambled it more like a&nbsp; year later, but that first year was magic.<br />

WhistlePig
07-16-2006, 12:33 PM
My dad had a subscription to playboy and I found where they were hidden. My
parents also had a million paperbacks in the house and among them were books
by Nancy Friday and Henry Miller and Erica Jong which I read at much too young
an age. I remember trying to figure out what the hell "felatio" and "cunnilingus"
were.

booster11373
07-16-2006, 12:33 PM
<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />I remember looking at Penthouses at my friend John's house when I was in elementary school. In middle school we used to swap floppy discs of porn jpegs we got online. My first contact with porn movies was when our town got a porn channel on cable, like channel 99 or something you had to special order, but it came in almost perfect on that channel just in black and white, and the sound would mess uip sometimes. Apparently people complained that it was easy for their kids to see and the cable company scrambled it more like a&nbsp; year later, but that first year was magic.<br /><p>Hey Chili</p><p>your avatar is a fucking scream whats it from?</p>

spoon
07-16-2006, 01:00 PM
No shit, that thing has to be the best avatar going!&nbsp; Fucking cracks me up.&nbsp; Sometimes I find myself dancing along while sitting at my desk!

bobrobot
07-16-2006, 07:51 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Polaroids I found in a trashcan in Virginia Beach, 1965!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="303" src="http://www.prod-castorpollux.com/images/polaroid/danporn.gif" width="295" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 7-16-06 @ 11:52 PM</span>

Fallon
07-16-2006, 07:54 PM
Bobo stole my innocence.
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/bobo.jpg

Evilpete
07-16-2006, 07:56 PM
my cousin had a bunch of Hustlers and he showed me them<br />

chili
07-16-2006, 08:02 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>booster11373</strong> wrote:<br /><strong /><p>Hey Chili</p><p>your avatar is a fucking scream whats it from?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I don't know where it's from, I just found it on some other forum and slapped my name on it. Everytime I see it I smile though, it does make me kinda dance a little bit.&nbsp; <br /></p>

PapaBear
07-16-2006, 08:18 PM
I'd sneak into my dad's room and look at his 1977-82 Penthouse mags. I'm still in love with Corrine Alphen.

PapaBear
07-16-2006, 10:04 PM
<p>Speaking of porn...&nbsp; I didn't think this was worth it's own thread when I saw it, so I'll stick it here.</p><p>A week and a half ago, I saw the funniest sign outside a country store near where I live, that has a back room porn and head shop. It advertised a July 4th special of previously viewed porn DVD's for <br />&quot;15 off&quot;. I don't know if that means 15% or 15 bucks, but it doesn't matter. The whole idea of celebrating the birth of America by giving a discount on USED porn is funny as shit, to me.</p><p>A&nbsp;discount on brand new porn would have been far more patriotic.</p>

ThisIsCharlie
07-17-2006, 09:30 AM
First porn was seen on WHT (Wometco Home Theatre) at my friend Vinny's house and he had to keep one hand on the channel clicker (pre-remote control) so he could change it quick if his parents came home.

Jennitalia
07-17-2006, 09:34 AM
I was walking home from the bus one day in 5th grade and came across a magazine on route 6.&nbsp; I picked it up, and saw a bunch of naked chicks doing things.&nbsp; The one thing that stood out, though, was that a couple of these girls were giving horses oral treats.&nbsp; I brought it into school the next day, and our gym teacher found out I had it.&nbsp; He took it away from me, but didn't give me detention.&nbsp;

EliSnow
07-17-2006, 09:43 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My dad has a the 25th anniversary Playboy which had pictures of the best centerfolds from that period.&nbsp; I still remember looking at pictures of Candy Loving from that issue.&nbsp; (Google her name for a good look).&nbsp; Even looking at her now still turns me on incredibly.</font>

FreshJ
07-17-2006, 06:01 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Speaking of porn... I didn't think this was worth it's own thread when I saw it, so I'll stick it here.</p><p>A week and a half ago, I saw the funniest sign outside a country store near where I live, that has a back room porn and head shop. It advertised a July 4th special of previously viewed porn DVD's for <br />&quot;15 off&quot;. I don't know if that means 15% or 15 bucks, but it doesn't matter. The whole idea of celebrating the birth of America by giving a discount on USED porn is funny as shit, to me.</p><p>A discount on brand new porn would have been far more patriotic.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Did you have to clean it off yourself or was it sanatized for your protection?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>On my first porn experience it was at my cousin's house, he pulled out some good old fashion video tapes.&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
07-17-2006, 06:17 PM
real porn was probably finding thrown away magazines...

tele7
07-17-2006, 06:24 PM
<p>I remember this exact 1979 Playboy cover.&nbsp; They would come in the mail in a brown bag type cover.&nbsp; Jackpot!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i5.ebayimg.com/02/i/06/66/f3/d3_2.JPG" border="0" /></p>

CuzBum
07-17-2006, 06:32 PM
Anyone got Vanna White pics?

AKA
07-18-2006, 11:16 AM
<p>All of my friends (back in the 70s)&nbsp;where I grew up had father's who all had stacks of playboys, penthouses, penthouse forums and even the occasional &quot;oui.&quot; MY Popi (bless his soul), had the mother-load too. It also helped that I had an older brother, but his stash was Playboys, and I found myself digging the Penthouses more - once I got past the pics, the &quot;forums&quot; really flipped me out. </p><p>Dad also had an 8mm swedish film hidden away, which was the first porn movie I ever saw - and it didn't take too long before I found his betamax tapes of all the classics (Deep Throat, Devil in Miss Jones, etc), and soon became the most popular kid in the hood (think &quot;Freaks N Geeks&quot;).</p>

the_sloth
07-19-2006, 08:49 AM
My dads dresser had a few hustlers....1986

NITRON
07-19-2006, 05:10 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>had glimpses&nbsp;of pictures from a few&nbsp;nameless magazines. My first full length feature was a 1983 flick called &quot;Fleshdance&quot; about a dancer. Yes&nbsp;the name came from that other movie. Starred Ron jeremy, John Leslie, Rachel Ashley, Herschel Savage</p>

shea_00
07-19-2006, 06:23 PM
my first porn i wached was when i was in the 6th grade, i had just gotten home from school and my older brother swiped this interacial porn named white lovers black nights.those scenes still haunt my memories

patsopinion
07-19-2006, 07:19 PM
<p>my first memory was i got like a 2 day free preview of the playboy channel of my house over the thanksgiving weekend.&nbsp; my family had no idea why i was sick lying in bed instead of eating dinner...</p><p>strange piece of invo- it was supposto be in like 1800's france and the girl pees in the bathroom sink.&nbsp; ive been a perv ever since.&nbsp; it had to have been 3rd grade.&nbsp; wow i didnt remember this till now, it explains a lot.<br /></p>

RingWraith
07-20-2006, 09:34 PM
<p>For me it was &quot;WHT&quot; cable channel back in the 80's. (Anyone actually remember that cable network???)&nbsp; Yeah it was really &quot;Softcore&quot; porn.&nbsp; But that channel showed stuff at late night that at my young age never saw before. </p><p>The &quot;Hardcore&quot; stuff was when my friends brought it over when I had my first VCR.</p>

SpicyMcHaggis
07-21-2006, 06:48 PM
I remember when I first had access to the internet when we first got it, and I was looking for a fantasy sports league site, and I just typed in &quot;fantasy&quot; on the search bar.&nbsp; The first link was a Las Vegas fancy women's erotic underwear site and I got to see a lot of topless and crotchless underwear on women.&nbsp; Then later on I got my own computer and could do as I please.<br />

Fallon
07-21-2006, 07:00 PM
Last Contact.... with PORN

About five minutes ago. Oh Devon, you cute little whore.

Justice4all
07-21-2006, 11:06 PM
<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />I was walking home from the bus one day in 5th grade and came across a magazine on route 6.&nbsp; I picked it up, and saw a bunch of naked chicks doing things.&nbsp; The one thing that stood out, though, was that a couple of these girls were giving horses oral treats.&nbsp; <p>And thus...our little Jennitalia was born into the woman we see before us.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My first contact was with the classic movie Debbie Does Dallas. My parents had it in their room and I&nbsp;would come home after school&nbsp;and watch the movie. Ieven showed it to some friends. And I was also 12 years old. Or 11. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh and Fallon? Is that the blonde Devon or Devon McMicheles the ex-boybuidler?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Doogie
07-22-2006, 01:57 AM
<p>I was walking home from the bus one day in 5th grade and came across a magazine on route 6.&nbsp; I picked it up, and saw a bunch of naked chicks doing things.&nbsp; The one thing that stood out, though, was that a couple of these girls were giving horses oral treats.&nbsp; I brought it into school the next day, and our gym teacher found out I had it.&nbsp; He took it away from me, but didn't give me detention.&nbsp; </p><p>Jesus Christ. You hit the jackpot in seeing porn for the first time. I bet the teacher took the magazine away with no detention cause he is the one who put the girls up to doing the photos in the first place.</p>

Fallon
07-22-2006, 03:44 AM
<strong>Justice4all</strong> wrote:<brOh and Fallon? Is that the blonde Devon or Devon McMicheles the ex-boybuidler?</p><p>˙</p><p></p>
http://images.dailyflesh.com/vivid/devon.jpg

high fly
07-23-2006, 09:31 PM
<p><font size="2">My old man had a subscription to Playboy and had a copy of every issue.</font></p><p><font size="2">We lived on base and when people would move they would leave a bunch of stuff fin great big cardboard boxes for the garbage men. </font></p><p><font size="2">We'd go through all that and find the porn and hide it back in the woods where the pages would eventually get all stuck together and kind of melt away.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

sailor
07-25-2006, 12:13 AM
<font size="2">scrambled softcore WHT.&nbsp; then when my parents got their first vcr a friend of theirs lent them bangkok connection, and they didn't hide it well.<br /></font>

yomudder21
07-25-2006, 03:58 AM
<p>This is disgusting and it is very cliche but my town had what most towns have, which is the old dirty bin in the woods.&nbsp; I grew up in the Poconos and can remember going up there at like 12 years old and opening up these old dirty wet crates fill with with rained on filty magazines.</p><p>It wasn't even normal porn either like Playboy or Hustler.&nbsp; It was always the worst, nastiest girls that money could buy.&nbsp; I didn't even know what the hell I was looking at because these women were so awful that I wouldn't even look at these mags almost 20 years later.</p><p>blech.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

mikeyboy
07-25-2006, 04:34 AM
I was 4 or 5.&nbsp; My parents went over to another couple's house for dinner and didn't get a sitter, so they took me along.&nbsp; They didn't want to keep me up too late, so at one point they put me to bed in the couple's bedroom.&nbsp; The couple didn't have any kids, so they didn't have any children's books for me to look at.&nbsp; Instead they gave me a stack of magazines to flip through.&nbsp; I guess they didn't realize that there was a Playboy in the stack.&nbsp; I was pretty fascinated with that one and flipped through every page.&nbsp; I was going through it a second time when the female of the couple came into the bedroom,&nbsp; She saw me flipping through the Playboy, said something like &quot;you're not supposed to have that&quot;, and took it away from me.

Dirtybird12
07-25-2006, 06:49 AM
<p>I'd say 5 or 6.&nbsp; I used to get my hair cut at a place called JIMS in Arlington on Wilson Blvd /N Quinn St. Where I grew up.&nbsp; Next door was an actual go-go club. But inside the barber shop &quot;Jim&quot; had the filthiest magazines u could think of for the early 70's -&nbsp; </p><p>My grandfather would drop me off and go next door to the go go club while I &quot;read&quot; the articles&nbsp;in the barber shop. </p><p>whats weird is - when I was 8 or 9 we moved to Falls Church and guess who followed?&nbsp; JIM. he opened a barber shop down the street near the jefferson theater ( now burnt down chillis) at RT 50 / Annandale RD. I was a little disapointed when I discovered that there were no mags in the new place.&nbsp; But he DID have an EAR with blood on it that read &quot;even barbers make mistakes&quot; </p><p>Later in life I beat old man jim up for some unrelated issues. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 7-25-06 @ 10:50 AM</span>

ShelleBink
07-26-2006, 01:18 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Are we talking about watching or making?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yea my stories on one are far more interesting than the other.&nbsp;</p>

ShelleBink
07-26-2006, 01:26 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Last Contact.... with PORN

About five minutes ago. Oh Devon, you cute little whore.
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have a feeling there is a lot of nudity in my future coz of this damn sunburn&nbsp;</p>

Lumber
07-26-2006, 01:29 PM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />Are we talking about watching or making? <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yea my stories on one are far more interesting than the other.&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/lumber/surprised.jpg" border="0" /></p>

angelinad128
07-27-2006, 05:26 AM
<p>First contact for me was finding a mag in my brothers room.&nbsp;I know it wasn't Playboy or Hustler or Penthouse. I was about 11.&nbsp;</p>

patsopinion
02-17-2007, 03:09 AM
<p>it lives.... it lives</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&lt;bump&gt;&nbsp;</p>

led37zep
02-17-2007, 08:00 AM
<p>My friends dad had kept his porn in the garage.&nbsp; One day while I was over at his house we found it and took them directly into his tree house.&nbsp; It was like instinct took over and we knew we had to get to a secure location to check them out.&nbsp; I still remember the first page I saw.&nbsp; It was this burnette with extremely long hair loosely wrapped up in a red telephone cord.&nbsp; I think I stared at that picture for a good 15 minutes.&nbsp; That led to us using our time in the public library to look up &quot;how to make babies books&quot; just to see naked chicks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

weekapaugjz
02-17-2007, 09:59 AM
<p>i will break this down into categories:</p><p>1st time &quot;seeing&quot; porn - scrambled spice network on the tv in my old basement.</p><p>1st magazine - like others have mentioned, me and my friend found some hardcore stuff in the woods one day.&nbsp; the one i kept was a cheri (still a fan).&nbsp; i can remember the first spread was one of this chick entitled &quot;steamed clam&quot; and was in a sauna.&nbsp; sweaty goodness.&nbsp; i can't count the times i batched to that mag.</p><p>1st movie (not hardcore) - me and a friend gave money to a neighbor to buy us the jenny mccarthy playboy video.&nbsp; what a vid for a 7th grader.</p><p>1st hardcore movie - like the first post in this thread mine was &quot;taboo&quot;.&nbsp; my friend stole it from his dad's collection.&nbsp; i can still vividly remember the huge orgy from that movie.</p><p>all this talk, ill be back in about 15 mins...&nbsp;</p>

Gaia
02-17-2007, 10:11 AM
<p>My very first time seeing anything was when I was about, I want to say 5 or 6. I walked home from school and the garbage cans were out, so I went to drag them into the yard (I was way older than my age at this point). There was something in the can that caught my eye, so I picked it up. It must have been thrown in there by someone passing by or whatever, my parents arent the &quot;porn&quot; type. Anywho, it was a picture of a man with a huge dick, it was a gross dick too.&nbsp; I didnt even know what it was at the time, all I knew in my gut was that I had no idea what it was, and that I shouldnt be looking at it, so I threw it down and went into the house, and never spoke of it. Then came the scrambled playboy channel every once in a while. When I was 9 or ten my parents werent home but my siblings were, and I guess at that point my parents had playboy, I was channel surfing and saw a woman being ravaged by like 5 guys, I guess that was my first real experience, because I got a little excited.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

lleeder
02-17-2007, 11:13 AM
<font size="3">Gaia, could you tell that story again. Only this time slower while you twist your hair.</font>

MrPink
02-17-2007, 11:35 AM
My parents didnt like computers so my first experience was at a friend's house and he had a bunch of pictures cut out of magazines. I bought a few of them from him for &quot;personal purposes&quot;. I was never the same after that.... Maybe a month afterwrads, I left the pictures in my pocket and my mom did my laundry and when I went to go pick up my laundry, the pics were sitting right on top of my folded clothes.

Poochie
02-17-2007, 02:21 PM
<p>Sadly I was 15 before I saw any porn. My sheltered Catholic upbringing should explain that.</p><p>I was walking through an underground tunnel near my school that attached the school with the football field and found a VHS tape on the ground. Took it home, having no clue what it was. Thankfully I didn't pop it in in front of my parents. It was some old, old porn..creepy, hairy porn. I proceeding to rub one out on my teddy bear. </p><p>yes, i had a teddy bear when i was 15.</p>

Gvac
02-17-2007, 02:21 PM
<p>When I was in 3rd or 4th grade my friends and I uncovered a stash of porn in the woods behind the school.&nbsp; They weren't Playboys or any &quot;tasteful&quot; magazine; these were hardcore.&nbsp; I can still remember seeing a chick with a garden hose up her ass, and to this day I can't fathom why anyone would find that interesting or sexy in any way.&nbsp; </p><p>I also remember being blown away by the complexity of the female genitalia. &nbsp;</p><p>30 years later I still am. &nbsp;</p>

Gvac
02-17-2007, 02:25 PM
<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sadly I was 15 before I saw any porn. My sheltered Catholic upbringing should explain that.</p><p>I was walking through an underground tunnel near my school that attached the school with the football field and found a VHS tape on the ground. Took it home, having no clue what it was. Thankfully I didn't pop it in in front of my parents. It was some old, old porn..creepy, hairy porn. I proceeding to <span style="background-color: #ffff00">rub one out on my teddy bear.</span> </p><p>yes, i had a teddy bear when i was 15.</p><p>Just in case anyone missed it. </p><p>Wow.&nbsp;</p>

RoseBlood
02-17-2007, 03:36 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I also remember being <strong>blown away by the complexity of the female genitalia</strong>. &nbsp;</p><p>30 years later I still am. &nbsp;</p><p>Thursday. March. 15th from 7-10pm Spring will be in the air as the final installment of the Women's Health Series BODIES ... <strong>The Exhibition will host a lecture on Female Reproductive Health.</strong> The lecture will focus on awareness and prevention of Ovarian Cysts and Fibroids and also discuss Uterine Massage. Herbalist and Acupuncturist Karen Vaughan will give the lecture from a perspective that combines Eastern and Western Medical Traditions. </p><p>Care to join me? Don't worry, I'll let you pay! Reg. ticket prices are $29.00. Students:24 and <strong>Seniors:25 bucks</strong>! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

RoseBlood
02-17-2007, 03:46 PM
<p>I think I was 11 or 12, went downstairs to find my brother and his friends watching some weird porn movie. I took one glimpse and looked away.. all I remember was it was really really weird. There were clowns and weird music and lots and lots of laughing and hair and just weird! I think my face turned red cause I was super embarrassed and just stood their paralyzed in shock. Only one of my brothers friends had the decency to at least suggest they turn the movie off. He kept saying &quot;I feel bad for Kristin.. she shouldn't have to watch this&quot; to which I my brother replied &quot;Well then she doesn't have too.. Go back to your room&quot;.</p>

sandyjat
02-17-2007, 03:54 PM
<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" height="100%" id="HB_Mail_Container"><tbody><tr width="100%" height="100%"><td id="HB_Focus_Element" width="100%" height="250" valign="top">When my brother and I were youngsters we use to sneak into our parents closet (the top shelf) and get out their playboy collection and laugh and giggle at all the horrific photos.&nbsp; Then we found their dirty movie collection...that was pretty funny.&nbsp; I think everything was just as I suspected it was. Except I use to think when babies were born they come out the butt instead of the vag....but since I have children of my own now I know it's the vag..DUH (and why I changed the subject I have no clue) :)</td></tr><tr><td height="1" style="font-size: 1pt"></td></tr></tbody></table>

lleeder
02-17-2007, 06:13 PM
<p><font size="3">I found an old Playboy of my father's that had Marilyn Monroe in it. I've been hooked ever since.</font></p><p><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/PF%5C252005/PF_1232496.jpg" border="0" width="331" height="421" /></p>

riverofpiss
02-17-2007, 07:09 PM
I remember watching porn when I was about 7 or 8 at my grandparents house.&nbsp; My grandpa had one of those huge old satellites that got like 10 different porn channels.&nbsp; It was great once I got to like the age of 14.&nbsp; I started housesitting every winter when my grandparents started going to Arizona too get away from the cold.&nbsp; It was heaven for a kid that age.

DonInNC
02-17-2007, 07:26 PM
When I was four,&nbsp;I found the stash my grandfather had hidden in a car he had up on blocks. Also, when I was five, I'd go behind the lazyboy where my&nbsp;old man&nbsp;kept his dirty comic books. I'd kiss the women and punch the men. I&nbsp;did the same thing&nbsp;with my grandmother's Jack Chick books. &nbsp;I was probably twelve before I saw&nbsp;any porn after that, although I was&nbsp;trying to get off to&nbsp;my mother's &quot;True Story&quot; magazines when I was nine or ten.

weekapaugjz
02-17-2007, 07:28 PM
<strong>DonInNC</strong> wrote:<br />When I was four, I found the stash my grandfather had hidden in a car he had up on blocks. Also, when I was five, I'd go behind the lazyboy where my old man kept his dirty comic books. <span style="background-color: #ffff00">I'd kiss the women and punch the men.</span> I did the same thing with my grandmother's Jack Chick books. I was probably twelve before I saw any porn after that, although I was trying to get off to my mother's &quot;True Story&quot; magazines when I was nine or ten.<p>&nbsp;thats fantastic.</p>

Gaia
02-17-2007, 08:14 PM
<strong>MrPink</strong> wrote:<br />My parents didnt like computers so my first experience was at a friend's house and he had a bunch of pictures cut out of magazines. I bought a few of them from him for &quot;personal purposes&quot;. I was never the same after that.... Maybe a month afterwrads, I left the pictures in my pocket and <font color="#000000" style="background-color: #ffff00">my mom did my laundry and when I went to go pick up my laundry, the pics were sitting right on top of my folded clothes.</font> <p><font color="#000000">Ahhhhhh!!! You got caught! Im sorry, I dont know why I found that so funny. </font></p>

PapaBear
02-17-2007, 08:20 PM
&nbsp;I already mentioned the magazines. The first porn <em>movie </em>was on a high school trip to NYC. We were staying at the Milford Plaza, and one of the guys in my room ordered the porn on the TV. I don't remember anything about the movie, other than the soundtrack. It was the musical intro part of The B-52's &quot;Planet Claire&quot;, repeated over and over.

PapaBear
02-17-2007, 08:22 PM
<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;I proceeding to rub one out on my teddy bear. </p><p>yes, i had a teddy bear when i was 15.</p><p>Hot!</p>

dolemyte
02-17-2007, 09:11 PM
<p>My mom thought it was a good idea to show me and my bros how babies were made. She started off with some porn that took place on a 'dude ranch' and then showed us the miracle of life (the documentary)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Needless to say, i was speechless and until i was 12 i wondered how those guys could 'drink, then shoot milk from there' LOL</p>

drusilla
02-18-2007, 10:48 AM
<p>i was in elementary school when we got cable &amp; we had the playboy channel.&nbsp; my parents would watch the playboy candid camera show &amp; i remember hearing them laughiny hysterically at something &amp; my dad would be like &quot;hey, you have to come in here to see this&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yeah, i guess you could say that i grew up in a fairly liberal household. &nbsp; it was never a big deal.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>my mom told me this awesome story about my dad though:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>way before i was born (i was a mid-life surprise for everyone) my parents had a bungalow in the catskills every summer.&nbsp; my mom would stay up all week with my brothers &amp; my dad would come up on friday nights pretty much like all the rest of the dads.&nbsp;&nbsp; one weekend my dad brought up a stag film.&nbsp; they went to the cluhouse &amp; for some reason put up a white sheet over a window &amp; played the movie for all the adults. &nbsp;&nbsp; it wasn't until a state trooper knocked on the door that they realized the fact that the window could be seen from the main road &amp; caused a major traffic jam of all these other cars that were pulled over to watch the porno from outside. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yup, that was my dad.&nbsp;</p>

KnoxHarrington
02-18-2007, 02:39 PM
First real hardcore porn was some Penthouse mags a buddy had. The pictures were nice, and I also liked the letters (though I must admit there were things in the letters I was having a bit of trouble visualizing -- I was 11 or 12, after all.)

Around the same time, I saw my first quasi-pornographic movie, a softcore porn on Cinemax. At the same friend's house.

Hmm, wonder why I hung out with him.

westsidechef
02-19-2007, 05:51 PM
I was probably 10 or 11. My brother, a couple of friends and myself were camping in the lot behind our house. About midnight, my stepdad walks out, opens the flap of the tent, throws a copy of Hustler in the tent and says &quot;Not a word to your mom&quot;. I thought it was pretty cool at the time, but now it seems kind of creepy.

satan-2
02-19-2007, 07:05 PM
<p>don't remember the name of the movie but i was around 7-8 years old. the original Savannah was my favorite porn chick of the day. today i'm slowly meeting people who do porn. </p><p>i just love porn. can't get enough. i even did a photoshoot for a cover.&nbsp; hee hee.</p>

BLZBUBBA
02-19-2007, 07:34 PM
<p>FIRST:&nbsp; PLAYBOY AIN'T PORN.&nbsp; Neither is PENTHOUSE.&nbsp; HUSTLER comes close.&nbsp; Well maybe they're softcore.&nbsp; Maybe the topic should have been first HARDCORE PORN experience.</p><p>My first experience with porn (XXX film) was believe it or not a drive-in theater in a small town about 30 miles from where I grew up.&nbsp; A carload of us loaded up and went over,&nbsp; no IDs were checked.&nbsp; I guess I was about 16.&nbsp; There were enough big trees surrounding the place to keep the XXX features out of view.&nbsp; Showing was&nbsp;a film entitled DIRTY LILLY and I can't remember the name of the other film.&nbsp; I do remember it was about this guy who had a perpetual hard-on.&nbsp; He lamented what pain it sometimes&nbsp;caused.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he also&nbsp;rejoiced about how it came in handy...He was then&nbsp;shown&nbsp;on a ladder painting his house...with a paint can hanging on his perpetually hard cock.</p><p>PORN=MONEY SHOTS&nbsp; I remember that first money shot in DIRTY LILLY and thinking this can't be legal.</p>

high fly
02-20-2007, 03:59 PM
<p><font size="2">I was a neighborhood celebrity because my dad had a subscription to Playboy from Day One.</font></p><p><font size="2">Living on base, when someone would move, they'd clean out their quarters and stow the garbage in cardboard boxes provided by Maintainance. We'd go through the boxes because we'd invariably find a stack of nudie mags.</font></p><p><font size="2">These would be stashed back in the woods and we never caught on that moisture and&nbsp;humidity was causing the paper to deteriorate the way it did....</font></p>

Bunny™
02-20-2007, 04:02 PM
<p>Mildewy porn found in the woods/derelict car/someones fort was the best.</p><p>..but thank god for the internets.</p>

Captain Rooster
02-20-2007, 04:07 PM
8th Grade ... The &quot;Blonde Goddess&quot; ... and I'd love to see it again. I remember just being in awe. The &quot;Goddess&quot; looked like a batter catcher. I was awestruck.

ralphbxny
02-21-2007, 02:00 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sadly I was 15 before I saw any porn. My sheltered Catholic upbringing should explain that.</p><p>I was walking through an underground tunnel near my school that attached the school with the football field and found a VHS tape on the ground. Took it home, having no clue what it was. Thankfully I didn't pop it in in front of my parents. It was some old, old porn..creepy, hairy porn. I proceeding to <span style="background-color: #ffff00">rub one out on my teddy bear.</span> </p><p>yes, i had a teddy bear when i was 15.</p><p>Just in case anyone missed it. </p><p>Wow.&nbsp;</p><p>I didnt....and Poochie...I love you...</p>

ralphbxny
02-21-2007, 02:06 PM
<p>Mine was about 1984 I was about 10ish. We had just gotten our snazzy top loader VHS VCR with the remote control attached to it by the 15ft cord (which my dog was to eat about 3 months later)...We had rented 3 movies for the weekend and my parents owned a business so I got left alone alot with videos...well I guess dad didnt take out a video he had watched. I remember two chicks and a guy in a barn on a bunch of hay. I couldnt stop it...I just kept it on watchin.</p>