Name the Interns Contest

[JustJon]

<p>Today on air, Ron and Fez will be featuring their two newest interns, and they are looking for your help in naming them.&nbsp; Any potential names you have for these two fellows should be posted below and their new names will be chosen from among the entrants.</p><p>Winner(s) will be judged by Ron, Fez and the show staff and will be announced on air on tomorrow's (7/14) show.&nbsp; Any prizes for the winners will also be supplied by the show.</p><p>Good luck all!&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

i'll be&nbsp;getting my keychain.

[Furtherman]

<p>Tango</p><p>Cash</p>

[mikeyboy]

As a tip, you'll probably want to wait until you hear them talk about themselves on the air so you can come up with nicknames that suit them.&nbsp; You might also want to make it clear which intern you're naming (there are two that need names).

[Furtherman]

<p>Naaahhh... I'll skip the pleasantries.</p><p>Dutch</p><p>Ping head</p>

[hereintheUK]

<p>How about Zinadine Zidane the French terrorist. </p><p>please god let one of them be French.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>Can't get the show here until they spend at least 97% of their time talking about Allah. So I'm going with:</p><p>Sayit &amp; Sprayit</p>

[kdubya]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Tango</p><p>Cash</p><p>These get my vote</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>bonnie &amp; clyde</p><p>heckle &amp; jeckle</p>

[phattonez]

Twinkies &amp; Ho-Hos.

[blakjeezis]

<p>Greasey Peter</p><p>Sol Feinman</p>

[blakjeezis]

Spit 'n Swallow

[Yerdaddy]

<p><img height="238" src="http://www.shadowsonthewall.co.uk/swchubuc.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 7-13-06 @ 1:50 PM</span>

[SinA]

<p>i'm stealing an idea from the worst &quot;comic&quot; ever, &quot;the family circus,&quot; butit works.</p><p><font size="3"><strong>Notme &amp; Idunno.</strong></font></p><p>So when something goes wrong and Ron asks who was supposed to have the plugs ready, Earl can say...</p>

[Slobbery_Pete]

<font size="4"><font size="6">HO &amp; MO</font><br /></font>

[tele7]

I-rock

[Furtherman]

<p>This first guy, name him Yawn.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Edit: Yo-Yo Yawn</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 7-13-06 @ 2:05 PM</span>

[sarsbusdriver]

Medi and Ocre

[QueensideDave]

I think this guy could be called Nyquil

[HBox]

Intern #1: BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH<br />

[bertino]

<p>Contestant 1: Joe Boring</p>

[HBox]

<font color="Navy"><font size="2">Intern #1: Susquehanna Sleepy</font></font><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 7-13-06 @ 4:57 PM</span>

[OGC]

<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5">Susquatch</font></p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>to make fez feel at home like when he was in florida, </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dick Shula</p>

[HBox]

<font color="Navy"><font size="2">Intern #1: Drowsy Drowsy Drew</font></font><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 7-13-06 @ 4:58 PM</span>

[ozzie]

<p>Whitey White</p>

[chili]

<p>First intern: Whitebread</p><p>&nbsp;or the Adamantly Unraped<br /></p>

[MobCounty]

<p>My submission</p><p>Intern #1:&nbsp;&nbsp; Boretown</p>

[chili]

The first intern is the founder of the Light Rock Coalition<br />

[HBox]

<font color="Navy"><font size="2">Intern #1: The Minister of Monotone.</font></font><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 7-13-06 @ 4:58 PM</span>

[QueensideDave]

donny dullard

[ozzie]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the Adamantly Unraped<br /></p><p>That made me laugh embarrassingly too loud at work!</p>

[chili]

Thanks Ozzie, whenever someone asks me if I've been raped I at least like to be a little coy about it.<br />

[HBox]

<font color="Navy"><font size="2">Intern #1: The Susquehanna Ho-Hum Company.</font></font><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 7-13-06 @ 4:59 PM</span>

[MasterSoySauce]

how about boremal.

[foodcourtdruide]

Intern #1. I'd say Bob Ross. He definitely has a Bob Ross feeling about him.

[Furtherman]

You might as well call this guy Al Dukes.

[tele7]

<p>even-keel-neivel</p>

[watson]

marconi

[watson]

#2&nbsp; Orangee<br />

[MobCounty]

intern #2&nbsp; OCCSEMEN

[pmoney316]

Name for Intern #1 - Who cares

[bertino]

<p>intern #2: Jitters</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Uh...how about Susky &amp; the Flash?&nbsp; Oh, and if anyone asks - refer to me as &quot;Multek&quot;.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-14-06 @ 5:37 PM</span>

[QueensideDave]

I think they should stick with porkchop or skee-ball

[HBox]

Intern #2: Freshy Fresh<br />

[chili]

Intern #2 is mr. snappy comeback. or just snappy. or bubbles.<br />

[MobCounty]

2# No sex shitdick

[watson]

#2... (no sex) = Faggot<br />

[bobrobot]

<span class="post_edited"><strong><font color="#000099">Intern #1 Name;</font></strong>&nbsp; </span><span class="post_edited"><font color="#000099"><p><font color="#000099"><strong>Personality Crisis </strong></font></p>&nbsp;<font color="#000099"><font color="#000099"><strong>or</strong></font>&nbsp; <font color="#000099"><p><font color="#000099"><strong>Nowhere Man</strong></font></p><font color="#000099"><p><font color="#000099" /></p><p><font color="#000099">&nbsp;<strong>Intern #2 name;</strong></font></p><strong /><font color="#000099"><p><font color="#000099"><strong>&nbsp;Blueballs</strong></font></p><p><strong>or</strong></p><p><strong>Lickin' Stick</strong></p></font></font></font></font></font></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 7-13-06 @ 2:43 PM</span>

[HBox]

Intern #2: Gaylord Gayington III<br />

[OGC]

<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Girlfriend wants sex he doesn't, his nickname has to be </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3" /></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">HOMO</font></p>

[watson]

#2 - Black Earl Junior<br />

[MobCounty]

#2 Pussy Scares Me.

[pmoney316]

#2 - IM Douche

[schwapp]

I'd call the bus guy: Greyhound<br />

[AKA]

Grapefruit - I think the first one should be called Grapefruit.

[watson]

Aggasi<br />

[mikeyboy]

<p>Intern #1: To go with the Cigar Sid angle -- Skinny Baby</p>

[HBox]

Intern #2: Andre Fagassi<br />

[schwapp]

Oh...we gotta name both? Fluff &amp; Nutter&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; <br />

[chili]

#2: Bjorn Boring<br />

[MobCounty]

<p>2# Cooter Booter</p>

[BIG_P]

<p>INTERN #1: SUSQUAHANNA BURGACELLO<br />INTERN #2: UPSTATE DAVE</p>

[LOAF]

<p>OK For intern #1 I'm thinking either...</p><p>White Castle or the King</p>

[Freakshow]

First guy: New Earl.

[foodcourtdruide]

Intern #2: Casual Sex

[davidb72]

<p>#1 sounds like a &quot;Mr. Excitement&quot; or &quot;Mr. Passionate&quot;...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#2 I think Ron nailed during the Q&amp;A, &quot;Billie Jean&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[aceofspades7]

master &amp; blaster<br />

[BIG_P]

CAPTAIN CRAPTASTIC

[phattonez]

<p>#1, Debbie Downer. (No personality, hates everything)</p><p>Pickle (He like hamburgers)</p><p>Yo Yo (for Yoyo Ma, the cello guy)&nbsp;</p><p>Monomouth (Everything he says sounds the same)</p><p>Intern #1 (no personality, so he gets no name)&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#2, NOC (North Orange County)</p><p>Nervous Earl (Scared as Hell)</p><p>Gamecock (Yeah, it's for South Carolina, but it's better than NC)</p><p>Cold Dick (Doesn't want sex)</p><p>Ball Tapper (Plays tennis)&nbsp;</p>

[watson]

#2 Anna Cornacanta<br />

[BIG_P]

<p>INTERN #2: ITS FRIGID IN ORANGE COUNTY</p>

[watson]

#2 Spalding<br />

[HBox]

<font color="Navy"><font size="2">Intern #2: Fanny Fabricator.</font></font><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 7-13-06 @ 2:25 PM</span>

[Hottub]

<p>#1 - Maypo</p><p>#2 - Reverend</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

if he's a fan and on the board he should just use his board name.

[suggums]

<p>schwarstiker</p><p>and </p><p>bin loudin&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>two of my favorite fez mispronunciations&nbsp;</p>

[watson]

<p>#1 Erock Lite</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#2 Ball Boy&nbsp;</p>

[yyOhMing]

<p>Since he is a burger lovin chello player:</p><p>#1: Chelly Cheeseburger</p><p>Since he isn't old enough to drink and doesnt bang his chick</p><p>#2: Baby Nopuss</p>

[Freakshow]

second one: chopper.

[HBox]

Cannon and Fodder.<br />

[watson]

#2 New Harry<br />

[BIG_P]

<p>#1: UNCLE JESSE<br />#1: JOEY GALLSTONE</p>

[AKA]

#2 - Rank (his team is 16th ranked)

[watson]

#2 Bone marrow<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by watson on 7-13-06 @ 2:29 PM</span>

[BIG_P]

<p>#2: MAROONY NO-ASS</p>

[TJONA]

<p>Dont even give #1 a name because he brings nothing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#2 Stinkhole</p>

[MobCounty]

#2 Brag-Hard

[watson]

#2 Marv Albert<br />

[watson]

#2 Manilow<br />

[MobCounty]

#2 Penis Handler

[ozzie]

<p>1.&nbsp; Whitey White</p><p>2.&nbsp; Arthur Ass</p>

[chili]

<p>#1 Adamantly Unraped, Whitebread, Bubbles, Cello Fever<br /></p><p>#2 Bjorn Boring, Chief Sweatyhands, Braggy, Limpdick McGee, &nbsp;</p><p>These two would make the most uninteresting doubles team ever.&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

i'll say drydick for the 2nd one.

[Plethora]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This first guy, name him Yawn.</p><p> </p><p>Edit: Yo-Yo Yawn</p>

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Furtherman on 7-13-06 @ 2:05 PM</span><p>&nbsp;</p>Seconded.

[tele7]

#2 righty

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by telecaster7 on 7-13-06 @ 2:35 PM</span>

[MobCounty]

<p>*1 Earl's little brother</p><p>#2 Dave's little brother</p>

[JustJon]

<p>from TooCute:</p><p>&quot;for the cello intern, Yoyo&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[watson]

<p>#1 Steve the Cub</p><p> </p><p>#2 Love (as in the tennis term)</p><p> </p><p>or Ace</p><p> </p><p>or Baseline<br /><br />or Wilson </p><p>or Raquet&nbsp;</p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by watson on 7-13-06 @ 2:43 PM</span>

[tele7]

#1 Blanket

[chili]

Hmm.. the first guy is boring a modest like Earl but likes the cello. Classic Earl?<br />

[MadMatt]

<p>#1: <strong>Narcolepsy</strong> - or just <strong>Narco</strong> for short</p><p>#2:&nbsp;<strong>Tennie</strong> (althoough I thought Fagassi was brilliant)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 7-13-06 @ 2:54 PM</span>

[BoondockSaint]

<p>#1 Tom Celleck</p><p>#2 Chopper</p>

[watson]

#2 Wimbledon<br />

[MobCounty]

<font size="3">#1 Winchester</font>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i haven't read the entire thread so please forgive if i am riping anyone off.</p><p>#1 donachello</p><p>#2 Roanjoker (row-in-joker)</p>

[Keotok]

<p>#1-Tedium</p><p>#2-Spayed</p>

[buckcorncobb]

<p>Intern #1 nickname</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Firebomb--the only good thing to do to a cello</p>

[chili]

<p>#1. Yo Yo Moron</p><p>#2. R.K. Maroon</p><p>Moron &amp; Maroon?&nbsp;</p>

[boobieman]

<p>Hey since she will not be using it..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1. Tits</p><p>2.Mcgee...(I think I spelt that right if not..FUCK IT)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Later</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[buckcorncobb]

<p>intern #2</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pickle</p>

[ramonramone]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>#1-- &quot;Cellodinho&quot;</p><p>#2--&quot;Racquetman&quot;</p><p>RAMON!</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

#2 Cockrinkle.

[SnapSock]

StringThing and Shortline

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">&lt;Anthonys' wacky DJ voice&gt;Hey everybody it's Slappy &amp; Wappy!!(Wokka Wokka)&lt;Anthonys' wacky DJ voice&gt;</font></strong></p>

[XMRonFez]

<strong><font size="3">Gus And Elmer...</font></strong>

[mooose]

<p>Hey Guys!</p><p>I would like to name them Thing1 and Thing2, for a Dr Seuss tribute.</p><p>Great show...been a listener for 5 years now.</p><p>mooose</p>

[OGC]

<strong>mooose</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hey Guys!</p><p>I would like to name them Thing1 and Thing2, for a Dr Seuss tribute.</p><p>Great show...been a listener for 5 years now.</p><p>mooose</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">I think the show has been there and done that already</font></p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Here's minesss-</font></p><p><font size="2">#1&nbsp; Mr. Snuffleupagus, or Snuffy for shorter.....&nbsp; had a &quot;Hello Bird,&quot; kinda delivery happenin there....</font></p><p><font size="2">#2 Ritchie Tenenbaum</font></p>

[Matt_PEI]

<p>Intern 1:&nbsp; The Hamburgler</p><p>Intern 2: Topspin Tommy</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[fezstherapist]

<p>I HAVEN'T HEARD THE SHOW YET, I HAVE IT ON MY MYFI</p><p>ANYWAYS</p><p>#1------CHIEF</p><p>#2------SCOOTER</p>

[HammerToe]

<p>That first guy sounded like he was laying down sleeping and making me want to go in the horizontal sleeping position.&nbsp; I think his name was Rob?</p><p>I shall call him Horizontal Rob</p>

[zombiejellyfish]

<p>Here are my suggestions:</p><p><br />The First Guy:<br />&nbsp;<br />Toe Pickle<br />Lord Cummington of Cello<br />BetterDave<br />Vanilla J.<br />Hubcap&nbsp; &lt;===== personal fav<br />Mr. Bones<br />Capt. Eventone<br />Squiddle von NoFun<br />Lucky J.<br />Ol' Sussy</p><p>The Second Guy:<br />&nbsp;<br />Marmalade<br />Thin Ice<br />Glass House<br />Country Mouse<br />Admiral Bussington<br />Mr. Sensitive<br />The Anti-Dave<br />Girl-Sport<br />Lawn Balls</p><span class="post_edited"><p><img height="109" src="http://www.zombiejellyfish.com/images/image_03.jpg" width="494" border="0" /></p></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by zombiejellyfish on 7-13-06 @ 5:27 PM</span>

[Slobbery_Pete]

<p><font size="5">Shit Dick</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <font size="5">&amp;</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">Fuck Stick</font><br />&nbsp; </p><font size="5" />

[HBox]

Bebop and Rocksteady<br />

[Greggie44]

#1 George Blanda

[Sheeplovr]

Who and what

[SinA]

Don and Mike

[NortonRules]

How 'bout: Chuck and Buck

[Mossad]

<p>Intern 1: Jaundice</p><p>Intern 2: Behemoth</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>rape kit and crawl space?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think one should be Todd H.</p>

[HBox]

Camel Toe Curtis and Pittsburgh Platter.<br />

[dizzle]

<p>#1. Yawnee McGillicutty <br />(all hail Beulah!)</p><p>#2. WhattaJoke<br />(kid's gonna be a constant liar whenever he gets airtime and he's from Roanoke, come on!)<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Zito]

<p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">How about .......</font></p><p><font size="3">Fuckface</font></p><p><font size="3">and</font></p><p><font size="3">Piggy Back Faggot (PBF)</font></p><p><font size="3">Seriously: You need to get these guys up to snuff and have them</font></p><p><font size="3">do a good ole fashioned Fight Club!</font></p><p><font size="3">Bronx Johnny can regulate and let them do a last man standing.</font></p><p><font size="3">Nothing makes a man out of you like taking a good shit kicking.</font></p><p><font size="3">Peace Out!</font></p><p><font size="5" /></p>

[MasterSpoon]

Mustard and steve

[blade]

<p>intern 1 should be called&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sandman because he put me to sleep</p><p>intern 2 should be called&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; JV&nbsp; meaning Junior Varsity&nbsp; because he bragged about his crappy tennis skills on his 100th ranked team just like east side dave.</p>

[gunner]

<p>intern #1 &quot;fezzy's ghost&quot; because he brings about as much to the table</p><p>intern #2 &quot;meloesh&quot;&nbsp; i probably didnt spell that right - oh well.&nbsp; you know the cat from Seinfeld that couldnt play tennis.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thats all i got&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by gunner on 7-13-06 @ 9:37 PM</span>

[TheGameHHH]

Shit stain and Cum stain

[Mach1Fan]

<p>Intern #1----&nbsp; &quot;Triple Z&quot;&nbsp; as in Zzz Zzz Zzz</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Intern #2---&nbsp; &quot;Navel&quot; as in Navel Orange&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br />Don and Mike <p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/CP.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>Bird Shit</p><p>and</p><p>Berries</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">These guys do have something in common in a weird way. </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">At one point in time, both the cello and the tennis racket had gut strings!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="514" src="http://www.cello.org/heaven/baroque/bar2.jpg" width="342" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 7-13-06 @ 8:55 PM</span>

[XCross]

Earth 2 Dave and Earth 2 Earl<br />

[TheQuestion]

<p>Intern # 1 - Boil</p><p>Intern # 2 - Quixote&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<p>#1 - Carbuncle</p><p>#2 XBox</p>

[soundboardfan]

<p>Intern #2: The cruiser</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Spuds Buckley and Bert Convey Hair.</font></strong>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I'd go with </p><p><strong>SHOESHINE</strong> to keep it NY with Bronx Johnny</p><p>and</p><p><strong>BECKER</strong> for the great boris or <strong>Vinny</strong> to pay homage to OC's finest bike builder</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 7-13-06 @ 9:37 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">#1 = SLIM</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">#2 = SLAM</font></strong></p><p><img height="150" src="http://www2.ocn.ne.jp/~jive/jive/slimsp/voc4021a.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>Cassuis and Clay</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Douche and Bag</font></strong>

[Vinman809]

<font size="4">DUDDY and MUDDY</font>

[niciggy]

<p>Hi all-</p><p>Number 1: melba toast </p><p>Number 2: lobs</p><p>love you guys!&nbsp; seeyuh!</p>

[XCross]

Lou Gehrig and Magic Johnson<br />

[E_Garfs]

<p>1. Greasy Balloon Head</p><p>2&nbsp; Greasy Balloon Heads older brother (known as Cliff)<br /></p>

[Don Stugots]

frek and frak case closed, where is my tee shirt?

[niciggy]

<p>OR:</p><p>biff and buster</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />frek and frak case closed, where is my tee shirt? <div><div /></div><h1 class="firstHeading">Frick and Frack</h1><div><h3>From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</h3><div /><div>Jump to: <a href="#column-one">navigation</a>, <a href="#searchInput">search</a></div><!-- start content --><p><strong>Frick and Frack</strong> were two Swiss skaters who came to the U.S. and joined the original <a title="Ice Follies" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Ice_Follies">Ice Follies</a> show as comedy ice skaters. They skated in Alpine <em><a title="Lederhosen" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Lederhosen">Lederhosen</a></em> and performed eccentric tricks on ice. One of the more famous tricks was known as the &quot;cantilever spread-eagle&quot; created by Werner Groebli a.k.a &quot;Frick&quot;.</p><p>&quot;Frick&quot; and Hansruedi (Hans) Mauch as &quot;Frack&quot; were one of the most popular comedy ice teams of their time. They found fame while performing in ice shows and films including the <a title="Monogram Pictures" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Monogram_Pictures">Monogram Pictures</a> production &quot;<a title="Lady, Let's Dance" href="http://www.ronfez.net/wiki/Lady,_Let's_Dance">Lady, Let's Dance</a>&quot; (1944).</p></div>

[XCross]

<p>Flowstopper and Shiloh</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>OK, the 1st guy wasn't nearly as comfortable as the 2nd guy, so I would like to name him:</p><p><strong>Itchy</strong>. (how I felt listening to him for whatever reason.)</p><p>The 2nd guy was a lot more comfortable and spoke more smoothly so I would like to name him:</p><p><strong>Cadbury</strong> (like the smooth candy)</p>

[XMRonFez]

<p><strong><font size="3">Mcmillon and Wife?</font></strong></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Cagney and Lacy.

[empulse]

<p>#1 ?? i got nuttin.</p><p>#2 Lil' Donny Dryhump</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

<p>Mason</p><p>and </p><p>Reese</p>

[phillybri76]

<p>Michael Myers</p><p>and</p><p>Bubbles</p>

[FreshJ]

<p>#1 ==== Flounder</p><p>#2 ==== Otter</p><p> </p><p>This is the best I could come up with. </p><p><br /> <br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FreshJ on 7-13-06 @ 10:49 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Mason</p><p>and </p><p>Reese</p><p>Close.</p><p>I'd say Mason and Kolinsky.</p>

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2">Intern #1: <strong>Jaundice</strong></font></p><p><font size="2">Intern #2: <strong>Fibber</strong> (possibly <strong>Fibber McGee</strong>, though someone already mentioned McGee - however, that was tied to Tits McGee and I was thinking Fibber McGee &amp; Molly)</font></p>

[tele7]

<p>Oates</p><p>and</p><p>Oates</p>

[docgoblin]

<p>Clown Baby and</p><p>Baby Clown&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Taint 1</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">&amp;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Taint 2</font></strong></p><p><img height="356" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/taint12.jpg" width="412" border="0" /></p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>Isreal</p><p>and</p><p>Lebanon</p>

[JPMNICK]

<p>Johnny Drama</p><p>Aquaman</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Smedrick and Fredrick

[JPMNICK]

<p>Call them </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Tenbats ( or matty friday's)</p><p>and</p><p>Sheepy</p>

[Badinia]

<p>Intern 1: Jacky Puppet</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mumblefish&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mr. E.M.Teabag</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; S-hole (the cutout in a cello)</p><p>Intern 2: L.B.- Little Bitch</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 2-Love</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; O.C. Dick</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Yellow Balls</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fraidy-Dick</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Badinia on 7-14-06 @ 12:21 AM</span>

[lithium65]

<p>Yo people,</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think the interns should be named Puff #1 &amp; Puff #2 because if they don't get some kind of personality their radio careers will go up in <em>a&nbsp;</em><strong>puff</strong>&nbsp;of smoke. But seriously, intern # 1 needs to be called 'comatose' cause he almost put me into an irreversible coma, and intern #2 should be called 'old news' because if he thinks his girl is gonna settle for him just letting her blow him, soon if she's a campus hottie, she'll have more dicks in her than a fezzie dream and he will truly&nbsp;be <strong>'old news'</strong>!!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[HBox]

<p>Intern #1: Crumb Bum</p><p>Intern #2: Snagglepuss&nbsp;</p>

[razorclit]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Intern 1: Captain Fantastic<br />&nbsp;</p><p>Intern 2: Cat Guts<br /></p>

[PapaBear]

All interns should be named Monica.

[Bunny™]

<p>1:&nbsp; Ginkle.... Schlep-Rock... Virg... Pepto-Homo</p><p>2:&nbsp; Muffin... Robert Urich... Fuckstick... Sucking Chest Wound</p>

[watson]

<p>gacker</p><p>&nbsp;and</p><p>&nbsp;sinnet (tennis backwards)<br /></p>

[JPMNICK]

Tbone and Coco (seinfeld refrence)

[watson]

<p>1- number 1 son </p><p>2- number 2 son</p><p> </p><p>as in the old Charlie Chan movies</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>---</p><p>&nbsp;1- Earl's Bitch</p><p>&nbsp;2- Dave's Bitch&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by watson on 7-14-06 @ 1:24 AM</span>

[tele7]

<p>Lucy and Ethel</p><p>I hear they have &quot;big things&quot; planned for these guys.</p>

[TedSkystab]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Intern#1&nbsp; Zamfir</p><p>Intern#2 Cunt Tease</p>

[Coach]

<p>Intern 1:</p><p>Droopalong</p><p>Susqui or Sucky&nbsp;</p><p>Intern 2:</p><p>Since he wrestles....Groaper</p><p>Red Wrangler</p>

[towers16]

<p>&nbsp;Number 1 should be called &quot;Blank man&quot;. He he is so bland might as well a blank piece of paper.</p><p>&nbsp;Number 2 should be called &quot;Lost boy&quot;, because he sounds as lost as the Roanoke colony</p>

[aquinas88]

<p>#1-Hezbolah</p><p>#2-Hammas</p>

[shithead]

<p>intern 1- flounder</p><p>intern2- tweeter</p>

[skeeball]

<p><font size="2">Tonsils and Appendix (don't need 'em)</font></p>

[niciggy]

<p>intern no 1. thumbkin</p><p>intern no 2. tom thumb</p>

[BoondockSaint]

<p>Mary Kate</p><p>and</p><p>Ashely</p>

[Tall_James]

<p><font size="3">Intern #1 - <strong>&quot;Zip&quot;</strong> - for using when he's quick or doing nothing. All purpose nickname.</font></p><p><font size="3">Intern #2 - <strong>&quot;Cat Gut&quot;</strong> - what they used to make tennis racket strings out of.</font></p><p><font size="3"><strong><u>Zip &amp; Cat Gut</u></strong>.&nbsp; There you have it.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-14-06 @ 11:17 AM</span>

[PhishHead]

<p>#1 -&nbsp;Goat Roper</p><p>#2 - Phineas</p>

[xmgirl]

<p>Intern #1 nickname --&quot;The Nervous Curser&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He was so worried about sounding cool...every answer contained a curse word...</p><p>Ron:&nbsp; &quot;Have you ever been raped?&quot;</p><p>NC: &quot;Holy SHIT no!&quot;</p><p>Ron: &quot;So what's a cello?&quot;</p><p>NC: &quot;A big ass viloin!&quot;</p>

[Recyclerz]

<p>As a variation on the theme highlighted by Bobo and Tall James (and as a call back to the oldern days)</p><p><strong>String 1</strong></p><p>and </p><p><strong>String 2</strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

Satch &amp; Mugsy

[SinA]

Fon and Rez

[MobCounty]

<strong>JPMNICK</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bird Shit</p><p>and</p><p>Berries</p><p><font size="3">I gotta Agree, I love 'Bird Shit' for #1</font></p>

[HoddTilliard]

<p>Intern #1- Todd</p><p>Intern #2- Hilliard</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HoddTilliard on 7-14-06 @ 12:22 PM</span>

[MilkmanDann]

<p>Intern 1 - Toejam</p><p>Intern 2 - Earl2</p>

[watson]

<p>Don</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Mike&nbsp;</p>

[HoddTilliard]

#1 White Earl

#2 North Side Dave

[trotts]

hairbrush and t bow

[MobCounty]

Dammit.. I there are better ones

[MobCounty]

<p>Shitbox and Dookie.</p>

[MobCounty]

<p>I'm boycotting those names.. they suk.</p><p>Flash and Suski..</p><p>I say,</p><p>Turdlinger, and Rumpfed dewberry.</p>

[mikeyboy]

Ok.&nbsp; Fez said that &quot;Multek&quot; from ronfez.net won for &quot;Sussky&quot;.&nbsp; I'd like to collect an address so Earl can send him a prize, but I didn't find a Multek posting in this thread.&nbsp; Coach did suggest &quot;Susqui&quot;.&nbsp; Am I missing something?

[Hottub]

I think he meant Coach's. the &quot;qu&quot; made a &quot;k &quot;sound.

[zoltek]

<p>it was me that sent in &quot;suski&quot; by email, not ronfez.net</p><p> </p><p>i can forward you the email if you want, i signed up here to brag about my victory.</p><p> </p><p>and it was zoltek!! not smultek or however fez destroyed my poor poor name</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>im guessing because my email address is mzoltek@.... is where he got multek&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by zoltek on 7-14-06 @ 1:58 PM</span>

[mikeyboy]

Not a problem.&nbsp; I just wanted to get a confirmed address for Earl and Dave if it was posted on ronfez.net.&nbsp; If you did it via e-mail, I'm sure you can just e-mail them your address.

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;the &quot;qu&quot; made a &quot;k &quot;sound. <p>Yeah, I figured as much.&nbsp; That's why I mentioned him.&nbsp; It looks like we have our winner, though.</p>

[Coach]

wtf I wrote Susqui!!!

[zoltek]

<p>yes but my name has the multek sound !</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>smells like controversy.&nbsp;</p>

[Coach]

yes but I was the one from this message board who wrote it

[zoltek]

<p>i guess whats left is to see where it actually came from.. we do indeed have controversy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Those are stupider names than Todd.</p><p>I shant be using them.</p>

[SinA]

<p>What's the other one?&nbsp; If susquehanna gets susski, does roanoke get:</p><p>&quot;Roany&quot; ?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Nokey&quot;&nbsp; ?</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>zoltek</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i guess whats left is to see where it actually came from.. we do indeed have controversy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have already made Dave and Earl aware of the situation, and I await a ruling.</p>

[chili]

I'm not bitter about not winning, but those new names just suck. They're intern 1 and intern 2 to me.<br />

[KennethC]

I know it's too late to vote, but I think they should be Multek 1 and Multek 2.

[zoltek]

haha im down for multek 1 and multek 2<br />

[lamby]

Cello-boy should be called &quot;Forklift&quot; because he needs a tougher sounding name due to his pussyness.<p> And I think the other guy should be called &quot;Pistol Pete&quot; because he's fairly quick and funny.<br /> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lamby on 7-14-06 @ 3:05 PM</span>

[SinA]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zoltek</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i guess whats left is to see where it actually came from.. we do indeed have controversy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have already made Dave and Earl aware of the situation, and I await a ruling.</p><p>who got it in first?</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>zoltek</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i guess whats left is to see where it actually came from.. we do indeed have controversy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have already made Dave and Earl aware of the situation, and I await a ruling.</p><p>who got it in first?</p><p>Don't know.&nbsp; One was sent in via e-mail.</p>

[zoltek]

<p>here is when i sent mine..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>
</p>
<div align="left" class="OutlookMessageHeader"><font face="Tahoma"><br /><strong>Sent:</strong> Thursday, July
13, 2006 2:38 PM<br /><strong>To:</strong> 'ronandfez@aol.com'<br /><strong>Subject:</strong>
interns<br /></font><br /></div>


<div><span class="343533618-13072006"><font face="Tahoma">i think you should name
the first on &quot;Susky&quot; so fez can pronounce his damn name</font></span></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

name the second one &quot;moltex&quot; in honor of the guy that named the first one

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 7-14-06 @ 3:49 PM</span>

[fezstherapist]

<p>i was hoping they would pick my name for #1 that i emailed in</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>penntucky pete</p>

[Tall_James]

This ruling is crap!&nbsp; If you check out my first post from 7/13 you'll see why I clearly won this contest.

[niggacharlie]

<p>intern #1.....STRINGS&nbsp;&nbsp; because of the violin</p><p>intern#2......NO STRINGS&nbsp; because he will not commit to his girlfriend</p><p>or.............. GREYHOUND&nbsp; since he takes the buss to work everyday for an hour hell ride.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PEACE</p><p>NC</p>

[spoon]

<p>Now that's fucking funny TJ!</p><p>I know it's over and all but how about CHEF for Intern #2 since he only takes&nbsp;blowjobs and works with East Side Dave.&nbsp; Perhaps he can work some West Side Seconds in and create some friction bt the two!&nbsp; I'm sure the boys would have fun every time they had to call his lying ass into the show.&nbsp; </p>

[Coach]

<p>I call in and said I was the one who posted it on the board and that the other one came from E-mail.</p><p>There was a sigh like &quot;OH shit! I fucked up again&quot; and he took my name and address and said that they would send me something..</p>

[zoltek]

ah well congrats, hopefully i get mailed something !! i emailed them my address and i didnt get to call in because im at work.<br />

[Coach]

<p>I'd bet they send us both somethng cause there was a fuck up</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Yea, they'll send you both vouchers good for one free hot dog or grilled cheese in the XM cafeteria down in DC.</p><p>Only good between 11-4 pm.</p>

[chili]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yea, they'll send you both vouchers good for one free hot dog or grilled cheese in the XM cafeteria down in DC.</p><p>Only good between 11-4 pm.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm fuckin starvin. Earl we got any hot dogs or grilled cheese?&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

CONRATS to the winners!!!!

[FUNKMAN]

CON<strong><font size="3">G</font></strong>RATS i meant!!!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

[SinA]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Uh...how about Susky &amp; the Flash?&nbsp; Oh, and if anyone asks - refer to me as &quot;Multek&quot;.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-14-06 @ 5:37 PM</span> <p>irrefutable.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>by the way, i'd like to change ESD's name to &quot;multek&quot; and change zolak to &quot;prozar&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>no reason</p>

[FreshJ]

Say what you will about the names, I was just happy to hear my suggestions on the radio.<br />

[mikeyboy]

<strong>zoltek</strong> wrote:<br />ah well congrats, hopefully i get mailed something !! i emailed them my address and i didnt get to call in because im at work.<br /><p>I got confirmation from the show that you both won.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Great, why don't we just give a cookie to everyone who ever signed in to the fucking messageboard!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I DEMAND ON WINNER!!!!</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><img height="293" src="http://www.geoffanddrews.com/images/full/2925.jpg" width="310" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Here's a cookie &amp; here's Don Rickles to give it to youse!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="300" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002MSV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="301" border="0" /></p>

[Coach]

<p>Guys I really don't care about about the prize...that's secondary. I care that someone else got credit for my&nbsp; name that came from this board....</p><p>I followed the&nbsp;rules that stated:</p><p>&quot;Today on air, Ron and Fez will be featuring their two newest interns, and they are looking for your help in naming them.&nbsp; Any potential names you have for these two fellows should be posted below and their new names will be chosen from among the entrants.</p><p>Winner(s) will be judged by Ron, Fez and the show staff and will be announced on air on tomorrow's (7/14) show.&nbsp; Any prizes for the winners will also be supplied by the show.</p><p>Good luck all!&nbsp;&quot;</p><p>Sorry, if I cared.....</p><p><span class="post_edited">I bear no malice towards tolteck. hey Great minds think alike! </span></p><p><span class="post_edited">&quot;it's called parallel writing&quot; -Staples</span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 7-17-06 @ 2:58 AM</span>

[spoon]

Hey man, with those two it was pretty tough to come up with anything.&nbsp; I guess Ron's&nbsp;sidepocket is&nbsp;out, but congrats to both of youse!&nbsp;

[ozzie]

<strong>FreshJ</strong> wrote:<br />Say what you will about the names, I was just happy to hear my suggestions on the radio.<br /><p>Anyone have the clip of the boys discussing the names?&nbsp; I'd love to hear what they thought of the entries submitted on the board.</p>

[zoltek]

i agree, but i said it first<img width="26" height="18" border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" /><br />

[watson]

i got nothing <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" /><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by watson on 7-17-06 @ 12:27 PM</span>