What would you do if you hit the lotto?

[Don Stugots]

<p>I cannot take credit for this thread, JPMNICK gave me the idea.</p><p>So, its simple, you hit the Lotto for big bucks, not 32 million but a mega or powerball 300 million.&nbsp; what do you do?</p><p>me- first thing is payoff my moms and my sister house.&nbsp; form a corporation in Ft. Lauderdale (they have laws there protecting your wealth and property).&nbsp; Buy a nice house for my in laws, then a nice house for my chick and I.&nbsp; Not a huge house, but modest. invest in real estate so that the money will grow.&nbsp; Take a trip around the world then live like a rockstar with motorcycles, etc. </p><p>If this is a lame subject i'm sorry, i have had a rough day.</p>

[MHasegawa]

Since i really have no debt at all, id buy myself a house and another for my mother. The rest id blow on pussy drugs and beer.<br />

[Freakshow]

Easy. Two chicks at the same time.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I really dont need or want much more than I already have, so I guess my lifestyle wouldn't change that much. I might do a few things I've had on the back burner, but I'll do them within the next few years anyway. </p><p>Plus most lottery winners end up broke anyway, which is a quick lesson in economics and sociology. &nbsp;</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Pay off law school loans, and other debts, pay for my sister to go to college, buy a couple of houses, quit my job, take some time off, and then find a job I can do for about 30 hours a week, doing something I enjoy.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">I'd also donate some money to various charities,&nbsp;including&nbsp;the American Cancer Society and&nbsp;to my college and high school.</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>Bulldog most go broke because they buy big TV rather than invest properly.&nbsp; some are swindeled out of some.&nbsp; before you even come forward and claim the prize, you should see a lawyer and an investment firm.&nbsp; both must have good reputations.&nbsp; </p><p>when i say live like a rockstar, i dont really mean it.&nbsp; i would have all the things in my life that i went without like finishing college, owning a motorcycles, running my own business.&nbsp; but, i would see the world.</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Not tell anyone.</p><p>Not allow my name public.</p><p>Keep it as quiet as possible.&nbsp; Tell my parents, then my immediate family... split it up accordingly&nbsp;but make sure they keep it as quiet as possible.&nbsp; </p><p>It's when your name is out there that the trouble, and friends you suddenly never knew you had, show up.</p>

[PhishHead]

pay off my law school loans as well.&nbsp; Pay my parents debt, pay my sisters debt. Buy a house for my parents closer to my dads job.&nbsp; Buy my self a nice house in NJ and San Diego, and invest the rest or just put it into bank and live off interest.&nbsp; Oh and buy my dad his dream car, 1955 Mercedes Gullwing<br />

[kdubya]

<p>I would buy a 300 Million dollar car, and if the cops try and pull me over I just activate it's wings and fly away.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously. I would buy a nice house, a civic hybrid with a flame paint job, season tickets to the Mn Vikings and charter a private plane to take me to all the games, a copy of Detective Comics 27,&nbsp; a tap of Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout in my home office, pay a scientist to make me a real light saber, and then pay to get into some fancy Hollywood party so I can punch Parris Hilton in the face.</p>

[SatCam]

Whipe with $10 bills and batch on $100 bills

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not tell anyone.</p><p>Not allow my name public.</p><p>Keep it as quiet as possible.&nbsp; Tell my parents, then my immediate family... split it up accordingly&nbsp;but make sure they keep it as quiet as possible.&nbsp; </p><p>It's when your name is out there that the trouble, and friends you suddenly never knew you had, show up.</p><p>Pretty much, yea.&nbsp; I wouldn't flaunt it.&nbsp; I'd take care of my close friends and loved ones, and that's it.&nbsp; I would have nice things but try my best not to act like an asshole with the money.</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and then pay to get into some fancy Hollywood party so I can punch Parris Hilton in the face.</p><p>Ahhh... now THAT would be worth any fine or jail time for assault.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>can't really think of everything i'd buy but i know one thing for sure:</p><p>i would hire someone to do my grocery shopping, cooking and cleaning. they would know how to make the healthiest/delicious dishes. when you think about it you spend a big chunk of time out of your life,&nbsp;shopping for&nbsp;food, preparing it, and cleaning up afterwards. </p><p>i sometimes wish we were like snakes or alligators where we could eat one big meal and not have to eat for a month or two. it sure would free up alot of time for other things...</p>

[SatCam]

Get a sex change and have sex with guys
<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />

wait no...

[mendyweiss]

<p>I would open a store in a mall called &quot;THE SHITFUCK STORE&quot;.</p><p>I would only sell pencils for $10.000.00&nbsp; for one. ANd I would stay open for 40 years.</p>

[SatCam]

buy this site and ban tenbats

[Death Metal Moe]

I'd buy the site, scrap the tools, make Tenbats a Mod and then ban Endangered Feces.

[Hottub]

<p>Well, they say you gotta be in it to win it. I guess I should start with that.</p><p>Anyway, if I were to win stupid money, I guess I would</p><p>Pay off my house and give it to my brother in law</p><p>Pay off my in-laws bills and buy them top-notch health insurance</p><p>Buy a not so modest house in Upper Saddle River, a house on Dingle bay, and a few well placed condos around the world</p><p>His and Her's&nbsp;Escalades.</p><p>Every product Crestron sells</p><p>Go on a 2 week drunk to exercise my demons</p><p>Set up an (x) million dollar trust for my sons</p><p>Hire a conciliere and a team of accountants to make sure the rest is well invested for my grandchildren, and my great grandchildren</p>

[Lumber]

<p>Look out for my siblings &amp; parents, by a house in SmokeRise, N.J. , Party in L.A.&nbsp;&amp; hire a shitload of hot babes to suck their queefers when ever I want.</p>

[SatCam]

try to cash the oversized check just to see the look on the teller's face

[kdubya]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and then pay to get into some fancy Hollywood party so I can punch Parris Hilton in the face.</p><p>Ahhh... now THAT would be worth any fine or jail time for assault.</p><p>I have that figured out. I use my money to bring Johnny Cocarine back from the dead so he can get me off with his unbeatable Chewbacca defense.</p>

[Lumber]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />try to cash the oversized check just to see the look on the teller's face <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; LOL<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[sr71blackbird]

Id make sure my parents house and expenses are paid off and then hire many people to clean up their messes and throw out their accumulated garbage.&nbsp; Id buy an office building and make a floor into a luxury apartment that is completely sealed off in every way from the building and rent out the floors to other companys.&nbsp; Id buy a farm in an area that has year round nice weather and have food grown for me, fresh meats and veggies and fruit.&nbsp; Id make sure all my loved ones are all cared for.&nbsp; I would hire a trainer to make my body into a work of art and design a diet plan that will keep me trim and healthy.&nbsp; I would travel all over the world.&nbsp;

[mdr55]

<p>So how much of that money do I ACTUALLY get. Before Uncle Sam takes their cut?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I
would keep it quiet. Work for a few years. And if any of the higher ups
gave me a hard time, I'd buy the place and fire their butt.</p>

[Hottub]

I would also buy a computer with a working mouse!

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />I would also buy a computer with a working mouse! <p>it's them damn dustbunnies i tell ya... they muck up your mouseballs</p>

[kdubya]

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I want to add a secondary question if I may,</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">What is the one cool thing you would buy with the cash, something badass you always wanted. </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">For me it's a copy of Detective Comics 27.</font></p>

[christinb]

<strong>Freakshow</strong> wrote:<br />Easy. Two chicks at the same time. <p>hahahaha!!! Love it and would definitly have to agree!!!</p>

[Hottub]

<p>Who says you are one of the two?&nbsp;&nbsp; :-)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I personally wouln't last 10 minutes with 2!</p>

[Gvac]

I'd become the most deplorable human being on the face of the earth, looking down my nose at all the &quot;commoners&quot; who work for a living.&nbsp; <br />

[Hottub]

Would you hire Van Halen to play at your birthday party?

[christinb]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Who says you are one of the two?&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I personally wouln't last 10 minutes with 2!</p><p>Then i would&nbsp;suggest you not spending your lotto money on two chicks at the same time!</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br>I'd become the most deplorable human being on the face of the earth, looking down my nose at all the "commoners" who work for a living. <br /><p></p>

buy a new hat...

[FreshJ]

Pay off bills is obvious, but what is not, is my next step would be to Buy a Radio Staion and Air Whatever the heck I want.&nbsp; The only people I will have to fight is the darn FCC.&nbsp; Maybe I will buy them off too.&nbsp; Maybe I could somehow buy my own channel on XM and use that to my advantage.<br />

[fezident]

<p>With 300 million, there really isn't anything you couldn't do.&nbsp; People like us don't even know HOW to spend that kinda money.</p><p>I used to be friends with a professional baseball player.&nbsp; He thought of ways to spend money that bordered on fuckin' retarded. It made me realize how &quot;poor&quot; I really am.&nbsp; This stuff hadn't even OCCURED to me.&nbsp; And he only made a few million per year.&nbsp; With 300 million...I don't think our brains can comprehend it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But for starters, there would be a house. A big house. With a recording studio.&nbsp; And a batcave.&nbsp; </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />I would also buy a computer with a working mouse! <p>it's them damn dustbunnies i tell ya... they muck up your mouseballs</p><p>do you have to pay extra for that out on the dustbunny ranch?</p>

[PapaBear]

Assuming we're talking HUGE jackpot, I'd buy a place in Manhattan and one here, pay off the debts of all my brothers and sisters, and my mother, give them an amount of money depending on the size of the jackpot, and set up a charitable foundation. I'll be taking applications to head the foundation from RonFez.net. I'd also prepay for my children's educations.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 7-10-06 @ 9:32 PM</span>

[walking joint]

<p>i'd obviously help my family out and get myself a nice house and a few vacation houses.</p><p>but i'd be happy just doing what i do now, but in a job where the money i make is not an issue as i can still live comfortable and at the same time really like my work.&nbsp; </p>

[Snoogans]

I would buy as big a part of the knicks as i could and fire everyone<br />

[Snoogans]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">I want to add a secondary question if I may,</font></p><p><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">What is the one cool thing you would buy with the cash, something badass you always wanted. </font></p><p><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">For me it's a copy of Detective Comics 27.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The first thing i would actually go buy if i hit like powerball type shit is a house with a 6 car garage. Then i would fill those 6 garages with 6 nasty cars and shit. Id have a snowmobile, a dirt bike, probably a street bike, and i would probably put a putting green on my front lawn&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I want to add a secondary question if I may,</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">What is the one cool thing you would buy with the cash, something badass you always wanted. </font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">For me it's a copy of Detective Comics 27.</font></p><p>i think i would get some cool comics and put them on display in my house.&nbsp; same for some movie posters, etc.&nbsp; Definetly a bad ass harley and a somkey and the bandit edition firebird.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The first thing i would actually go buy if i hit like powerball type shit is a house with a 6 car garage. Then i would fill those 6 garages with 6 nasty cars and shit. Id have a snowmobile, a dirt bike, probably a street bike, and i would probably put a putting green on my front lawn&nbsp;</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>pay off school loans</p><p>travel the world</p><p>buy a house and new car </p><p>invest wisely so i never have to work again</p>

[feralBoy]

My mom got 5 out of 6 numbers on the powerball.&nbsp; She missed the powerball.&nbsp; I think she got like $225,000.&nbsp; You walk away with like $100,000.&nbsp; Everyone was excited, but I was like, that one fucking number was the difference between me getting $5,000 and me getting $5,000,000.&nbsp; I still pissed about it.&nbsp;

[tele7]

Other than taking care of my family and friends, I would like to help some stranger who showed a random act of kindness.&nbsp;

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />My mom got 5 out of 6 numbers on the powerball.&nbsp; She missed the powerball.&nbsp; I think she got like $225,000.&nbsp; You walk away with like $100,000.&nbsp; Everyone was excited, but I was like, that one fucking number was the difference between me getting $5,000 and me getting $5,000,000.&nbsp; I still pissed about it.&nbsp; <p>i know how you feel...</p><p>i had 5 out of 6 on pik6 and would have gotten 3 mil before taxes... instead i got 673.00 that i had to pay tax on</p><p>i was reading and comparing the numbers off the side of a fridge at the grocery store and i had 5 'in a row' reading them right to left</p><p>pooey&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>I would buy a friend or maybe a wife. Def a new shirt</p>

[nevnut]

The first person I would call would be my my boss, than maybe my wife.

[zathrus]

I would pay off all bills

pay off my house

set up a trust fun for my kids and nieces & nephew ( and not tell them)

set up a education fund for my kids

retire and be a stay at home mom

travel and just enjoy myself

can't tell my family, the would always be borrowing money

[HeyGuy]

<p>Well if I won 300m then everything.</p><p>I would take half and have my new found money work for me, buy investment property and invest the rest of the first half.</p><p>And with the other Half I would buy my mother a huge house, a car and let her retire. I would payoff my brothers new home and pay for my nephew and nieces college (they are only 2 and 1 yrs old). I would take my entire family on a vacation to enjoy themselves like they never did before. I would buy myself a house in NJ, a brownstone in NY, a home in Vegas and maybe even miami. If you got it enjoy it.</p>

[narc]

I would pay off my law school loans, and then buy a house. Then I would invest the rest of it. I'd want to work for awhile at least, and then once I had even more money on the investment, I would set up my own scholarship fund at my high school. I would have absolute control over it. <br><p>
Then yeah, maybe two chicks at the same time. And definitely, I'd hang out with this guy:
<img src="http://www.m2jstyle.com/other/wrestlers/Ted_Dibiase.jpg"

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 7-11-06 @ 3:00 AM</span>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would buy a friend or maybe a wife. Def a new shirt</p><p>In case you do hit the&nbsp;lottery, keep this web site handy</p><p><a href="http://www.dating-world.net/russian_wife_ukrainian_wife.htm">http://www.dating-world.net/russian_wife_ukrainian_wife.htm</a></p>

[AngelAmy]

<p>I'd pay off my my debts and reef's debts obviously.</p><p>I'd give some to my dad because his life has been hell ever since his divorce with my mom and he deserves more than he has and I'd help my mom and step dad move to where they want to as well.</p><p>I'd buy a Chevy SSR and get it pimped out.....yo.</p><p>I'd buy an awesome house in San Diego and then move there...I'd really miss you guys.</p><p>I'd probably travel to all the places around the world i wanna go to.</p><p>I'd use the rest to just life my life. yuppers!</p>

[Jennitalia]

<p>quit this awful job; but would continue to work once i'm certified as a licensed massage therapist.</p><p>&nbsp;set up my mom and sisters financially</p><p>pay off my bills</p><p>get a nice pad for me, my guy and our cats to shack up in</p><p>take a vacation with some family and a few close friends</p><p>travel</p>

[Jujubees2]

<font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">Here&rsquo;s my Top Ten List from the home office in Moscow, Rhode Island:</font></p><p><font size="3">1. Buy my own radio station (WRAF).</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">2.&nbsp; Hire Ron and Fez to be my morning, afternoon and evening talent</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">3.&nbsp; Run R&amp;F highlights the rest of the day/night</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">4.&nbsp; Get Fez a new heart</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">5.&nbsp; Get Ron some really good Cubans</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">6.&nbsp; Buy Terry the best cubic zirconium in the world so that he can give back that stupid diamond ring.</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">7.&nbsp; Buy the best Zombie Preparedness kit available.</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">8.&nbsp; Get to the bottom of the Fake Moon Landing and Ken Lay conspiracy theories</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">9.&nbsp; Get rid of all the &ldquo;American Idle&rdquo; type shows</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3">10.&nbsp; Three women at once!</font></p></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 7-11-06 @ 10:26 AM</span>

[Furtherman]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and then pay to get into some fancy Hollywood party so I can punch Parris Hilton in the face.</p><p>Ahhh... now THAT would be worth any fine or jail time for assault.</p><p>I have that figured out. I use my money to bring Johnny Cocarine back from the dead so he can get me off with his unbeatable Chewbacca defense.</p><p>Paris is going to be on TRL on MTV this Thursday.&nbsp; If I hit the lotto before then, I'm hiring a sniper.</p>

[kdubya]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>and then pay to get into some fancy Hollywood party so I can punch Parris Hilton in the face.</p><p>Ahhh... now THAT would be worth any fine or jail time for assault.</p><p>I have that figured out. I use my money to bring Johnny Cocarine back from the dead so he can get me off with his unbeatable Chewbacca defense.</p><p>Paris is going to be on TRL on MTV this Thursday.&nbsp; If I hit the lotto before then, I'm hiring a sniper.</p><p>I will provide an alibi, we will tell the cops&nbsp; we were at your place wathcing Lucky Louie on TIVO</p>