Listening Thread for the Week of 7/10/06

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Call this guy &quot;Virgin.&quot;</font>

[TJONA]

Ron comes up with the best names.

[MasterSoySauce]

does anyone know why lucy is just playing some jazz sounding stuff or something?

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Retard Da Vinci Code is new, isn't it?</font>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What thread for the intern thing?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/51209/page/Name_the_Interns_Contest.htm" target="_self">what thread indeed&nbsp;</a></p>

[chili]

I totally agree with the list of worst comedians. Sandra Bernhardt is the most hideous person on the planet. Everything about her just repulses me. I was so excited to rent King of Comedy for the first time, but then I saw her and I just got fucking sick.<br />

[chili]

i do agree that these are all recent too, but most lists, be it Sportscenter best teams ever, etc etc, they always seem to be slanted towards the present. Just chalk it up to lazy writers doing no research for their lists.<br />

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">What about Cedric the Entertainer for worst comic ever ?</font>

[MasterSoySauce]

he hosts showtime at the apollo.

[phattonez]

<p>Denis Leary.</p><p>&nbsp;Shazam (I think that's his name)</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[chili]

<p>Pauly Shore is awful.</p><p>Coin Quinn is a great standup, but was fucking AWFUL on SNL.&nbsp;</p>

[angelinad128]

Emo Phillips shoudl have made that list

[MasterSoySauce]

i think richard lewis is pretty terrible.

[Dirtybird12]

<p>damn. talk about shit you never expect to hear - </p><p>emo phillips calling out tony dorset</p>

[chili]

<p>Martin Laurence: YES. </p><p>Just about any black comic (DL Hughly I'm lookin at you) that just does &quot;White people do this, but black people do THIS&quot; as 90% of their act.&nbsp;</p>

[Syl]

<p>Interesting Marin Lawrence fact: Every movie he's in, he's either playing a cop or criminal.&nbsp; </p><p>Only exceptions:<br />Black Knight<br />Rebound</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

maxium showing some balls putting black comics on there any other magazine would have all the blue collar dudes, who besides ron white kinda suck but still its so over done.

[chili]

SoySauce: Yeah, the blue collar thing is what Jimmy was ranting about on O&amp;A a while back, specifically Larry the Cable Guy (who really is fucking annoying) vs. David Cross and about how they were easy, middle America, soft targets. I like Ron White and a couple of the other guys though.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

yea i heard that, i dont really like larry and i do like david cross especially on arrested development but i think its annoying everyone going after him, i never heard him make a racist joke.

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Syl</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Interesting Marin Lawrence fact: Every movie he's in, he's either playing a cop or criminal. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>or both! in the case of blue streak&nbsp;</p>

[docgoblin]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>phattonez</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Denis Leary.</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's just crazy talk!&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

im gonna try again with &quot;in the summertime' mungo jerry.

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">&quot;Use Me&quot; Bill Withers</font></p>

[suggums]

i have a gift, i am trying to not be selfish about it but to use it<br />

[SinA]

<p>Love you Earl.&nbsp; You just made my week.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My oh my, oh my oh my!</p>

[aceofspades7]

i don't know if i've ever heard the grateful dead in a r&amp;f opener...<br />

[GlassJoe]

<div align="left">I noticed they shortened a lot of the intros.&nbsp; The Jules/Venkman/Flair intro is the only &quot;full-length&quot; one they do now.<br /></div>

[Jennitalia]

i think it's the anniversary of Jerry's death

[FUNKMAN]

anybody got shrooms?

[Dirtybird12]

<p>the dead on R&amp;F? Ive never heard the dead on the show. </p><p>sounds great. nice vibe</p>

[PanterA]

Im spinning in circles in my sundress.

[Jennitalia]

<img height="563" src="http://www.shawnzuke.com/images/bus%20art.mushrooms.jpg" width="750" border="0" />

[chili]

Great song selection.<br />

[TJONA]

<p>god damn hippies</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>surprise surprise... rednecks calling in liking the dead&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; good grief!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>Ron: Only weirdos call radio stations.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hel-LO.</p><p><img src="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/720/3lenny_and_squiggy.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p>

[TJONA]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ron: Only weirdos call radio stations.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hel-LO.</p><p><img src="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/720/3lenny_and_squiggy.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p><p>HAHAHAHAHAHAAH look at their gear!&nbsp; haha</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<img height="420" src="http://www.righttrak.net/mall/images/patchouli-oil.jpg" width="392" border="0" />

[MasterSoySauce]

thumpkin for me.

[PanterA]

<p>It was always &quot;where is (and the name of the finger you are showing)&quot; Like where is ring finger? where is ring finger? Here I am. Here i am.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>When it got to the thumb is was &quot;Where is thumper&quot;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PanterA on 7-14-06 @ 12:21 PM</span>

[chili]

There's a whole Tom Thumb/Thumbkin thread on here but I'm too lazy to post the link.<br />

[MadMatt]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>surprise surprise... rednecks calling in liking the dead&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; good grief!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Better than having them calling in <em><strong>licking</strong></em> the dead...&nbsp; Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 7-14-06 @ 12:24 PM</span>

[chili]

My dad calls brazil nuts &quot;n&quot; toes.<br />

[TJONA]

The highschool i went to was 50% black.&nbsp; Very very gangster

[chili]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>TJONA</strong> wrote:<br />The highschool i went to was 50% black. Very very gangster<p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Was it in Pittsburgh? My cousin went to Alderdice.</p><p>My high school was about half and half as well, but it's in South Carolina, which is pretty racially mixed, anyway.&nbsp;</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>chili</strong> wrote:<br />My dad calls brazil nuts &quot;n&quot; toes.<br />yea my entire family does, i seriously didnt know what they were actually called for a while.

[MilkmanDann]

Toronto has blazing hot summers Dave. And I've gone days without seeing a black person in Toronto

[PanterA]

<p>I was at a playground playing basketball. these 2 black kids are playing basketball next to my brother and i. There ball rolled over to us and I noticed that my last name was on the ball. I asked my brother if it was his ball. He said no. I asked the black kids where they got the ball and they said it was theres. I told them well this is my last name...this is my ball. They insisted that it was there ball...and there last name. We ended up playing against them and they kicked our ass.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fuck you Black Hutchinson family!!</p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Before the Civil War, wouldn't runaway slaves escape to Canada?&nbsp; </font>

[chili]

Toronto the most diverse city in the world? I think New York would have to take that cake.<br />

[chili]

Anybody seen <em>Birth of a Nation</em>?<br />

[chili]

<p>Fez has called it 'pope' culture twice already.</p><p>I really want to punch every fucking hipster douchebag i see on that show.<br /></p>

[chili]

When this guy calls in about Big Brother it always brings the show to a screeching halt. He calls EVERY DAY and says something like 'well I just thought I'd call in...' DON'T THINK THAT. At most call in once a week. I think all of 10 people watch that show, and half are in the R&amp;F studio.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

does anybody remember 'Inquisition' thats was awesome.

[TJONA]

<p>When I flip to the game show channel and Lingo is on.&nbsp; I cant turn the fucking thing off.&nbsp; great show.&nbsp; haha</p>

[chili]

I'm not positive, but I think Charles Nelson Reilly might have been gay.<br />

[sarsbusdriver]

<p>Tattle Tales</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>tv should do an updated version of name that tune. ...</p>

[spadanko]

anyone else lose their feed?

[MasterSoySauce]

my shit just cut out, it still says playing though.

[QueensideDave]

yeah same here, the feed went dead for me

[Tall_James]

Dead air.

[aceofspades7]

ESD probably tripped over some wires...<br />

[cupcakelove]

Did XM just blow up?&nbsp; I can't listen to any station online.<br />

[Terragen]

<p>I guess the phone went out on the guest.... And i thought my stream was buffering...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Uh yea El Vez is comin in fine on Special X</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where are the buddays!@</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Terragen on 7-14-06 @ 1:17 PM</span>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Israeli airstrike?</p><p>what happened? its as if someone shut off my life support machine. </p><p>cant....breathe.... must..... go... to .... car.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>someone needs to fix the feed</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 7-14-06 @ 1:18 PM</span>

[yyOhMing]

<p>I've lost all XM Online stations.&nbsp; Using Xamp and the normal XM online player.&nbsp; Looks like XM lost a lawsuit or something</p><p>I lied, all talk stations seem to be down (202, 150).&nbsp; Music is workin though</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by yyOhMing on 7-14-06 @ 1:19 PM</span>

[AKA]

<p>Well this sucks.</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>The channel also cut out like this during the afternoon O&amp;A replay yesterday.</p><p>Get your S together XM! (jackasses)</p>

[AKA]

<strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br />I've lost all XM Online stations.&nbsp; <p>I did too, but Lucy, Fungus, Fred and Squizz are all running too.</p><p>[it's back]</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AKA on 7-14-06 @ 1:20 PM</span>

[RedSox]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah Squizz was working for me via online stream, so it must channel 202.</p><p>What the fuxor?</p>

[spadanko]

back on

[Dirtybird12]

<p>back - </p><p>just came on</p>

[Terragen]

<p>Just popped on like they had no idea.... Earl and ESD are dead after this....</p>

[TJONA]

YAY they are back

[QueensideDave]

hooray! they're back

[MadMatt]

<strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've lost all XM Online stations.&nbsp; Using Xamp and the normal XM online player.&nbsp; Looks like XM lost a lawsuit or something</p><p>I lied, all talk stations seem to be down (202, 150).&nbsp; Music is workin though</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by yyOhMing on 7-14-06 @ 1:19 PM</span> <p>BTW - where do you get info/dowload Xamp?&nbsp; I did a search on here and 12+ threads popped up, none of which on the first couple of pages seemed at all relevant.</p>

[yyOhMing]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've lost all XM Online stations.&nbsp; Using Xamp and the normal XM online player.&nbsp; Looks like XM lost a lawsuit or something</p><p>I lied, all talk stations seem to be down (202, 150).&nbsp; Music is workin though</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by yyOhMing on 7-14-06 @ 1:19 PM</span> <p>BTW - where do you get info/dowload Xamp?&nbsp; I did a search on here and 12+ threads popped up, none of which on the first couple of pages seemed at all relevant.</p><p><a href="http://www.myxamp.com/">http://www.myxamp.com/</a></p><p>Download it from there.&nbsp; Its REDICULOUSLY better than the normal XM Online player.&nbsp; You can set up Song and Artist notifications and it never times out if you leave it on the same station.&nbsp; Everyone should download it, it rules.</p>

[JustJon]

<p>Xamp is mandatory for listening online on PC.</p><p>The XM widget is mandatory for listening on a Mac&nbsp;</p>

[MobCounty]

Bird Shit and Tookie

[yyOhMing]

I liked my Chelly Cheeseburger better

[Terragen]

Suskey&nbsp; Sucks-ee

[Sheeplovr]

didnt they already talk about mr T giving up his gold chains like 6 months ago<br />

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I can't believe they're telling Lenay that she's too young to get wet.&nbsp; </font>

[MasterSoySauce]

omg, i cant believe he made that joke.

[Dirtybird12]

<p><font size="3">Ron can be one twisted fuck sometimes lol</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 7-14-06 @ 1:57 PM</span>

[QueensideDave]

Talking Heads 2 days in a row? SWEET

[MasterSoySauce]

knock knock zoom zoom

[rangerNY]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Ring and run!</font><br /></p><font size="2" />

[TJONA]

We called it N' Knocking, or ding dong ditch

[MasterSoySauce]

wow, i never thought there were other names for that.

[yyOhMing]

We never did anything like any of the shit ron is saying.&nbsp; There was one kid that no one liked and we called him She-Ra.&nbsp; He hated it and ended up moving.

[MasterSoySauce]

my mom did the same thing when i got egged.

[Dirtybird12]

Id love the hear Earls brother on the show

[TJONA]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br />Id love the hear Earls brother on the show <p>That would be radio gold.&nbsp; The douglas brothers</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br />Id love the hear Earls brother on the show <p>vernon reid was on a while ago. </p>

[bertino]

<p>heh fezzie got my email asking what the worst thing you ever did as a kid was. i forgot to put my phone number so they could call me :(</p><p>tried to call in but the phones 4ever busy. pretty cool to have my email talked about though:P</p>

[chili]

Growin up, Derek Dubois was fucking maniac kid in my neighborhood. He's in the state pen now, thank god.<br />

[yyOhMing]

Fuckin Ron can tell the best stories of anyone on the planet.&nbsp; I was pissin myself while he is beatin his friend in the head with a bucket

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Teenage Ron would have hated me as a kid.&nbsp;&nbsp;Junior high was miserable, but luckily, I was fairly athletic so that helped my life somewhat.</font>

[MasterSoySauce]

dodgeball is a crazy sport for kids to be playing, all the animosity, i loved it though, seriously crazy though.

[yyOhMing]

Guy that microwaved the cat is a sick sick fuck.&nbsp; That was a ruff call.

[TJONA]

<strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br />Fuckin Ron can tell the best stories of anyone on the planet.&nbsp; I was pissin myself while he is beatin his friend in the head with a bucket <p>For sure.&nbsp; Ron is the best.&nbsp; </p>

[Brad_Rush]

I just can't wrap my head around the whole &quot;cat killer&quot; thing...&nbsp; especially how often it seems to happen.

[Delbert_Grady]

we had a kid named lindy in my neighborhood who was all kinds of messed up. he lived with his grandparents and all their cats, and he always smelled like shit. i heard that after i went to college, he got arrested for like the 15th time and his grandparents wouldn't bail him out of jail. so his buddies burned their house down. he puked on me on a camping trip once too. fucker.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

these dudes i knew killed cats, one time they buried one except for its head and ran it over with a lawn mower, pretty gruesome.

[bertino]

<strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br />Guy that microwaved the cat is a sick sick fuck.&nbsp; That was a ruff call. <p>yeah thats way messed up. i vandalized and can honestly not say why and would kick my own ass if i could go back for being a tard, but hurting animals wasnt my thing at all :/</p><p>finally got through on the phones, but they are moving on </p>

[yyOhMing]

<strong>Brad_Rush</strong> wrote:<br />I just can't wrap my head around the whole &quot;cat killer&quot; thing...&nbsp; especially how often it seems to happen. <p>Agreed.&nbsp; I love a good cheeseburger, but I can't follow the &quot;killing is fun&quot; logic (at least if you are hunting, you are probably eatting it).</p>

[Delbert_Grady]

a couple of my friends in college told me about this guy they knew named george bunch who'd make his hamster &quot;dance&quot; by putting it on a frying pan on the stove.<br />

[sarsbusdriver]

Earl would have had warm feet if he had crossed the MTA picket lines

[Brad_Rush]

Preach it brother.&nbsp; Damn the man!

[chili]

In the early days of unions they were important entities and fought for workers rights, but now the unions are just crooked extortionists. Most of the rights they've fought for are guaranteed by law nowadays, thanks to early union work. I gotta agree with this caller that unions are outdated now. Not exactly obsolete, but too big and too powerful. I can't be all against them because corporate America will try as hard as they can to fuck you, but it just seems nowadays they're forgoing having to deal with the unions and just outsourcing what they can.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

did they already name the interns? or is that not happening today.

[mikeyboy]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />did they already name the interns? or is that not happening today. <p>Yeah.&nbsp; They got the names Susqui and the Flash.</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />did they already name the interns? or is that not happening today. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Yep, Flash and Sussy (or something like that).</font></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<p>thanks, i must've missed it. </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>strange!</p><p>Fez won't go into a subway tunnel but has no problem entering a manhole...</p>

[yyOhMing]

Bye Buddies

[fezstherapist]

<p>see ya next week </p><p>and try not to kill any kittens over the weekend</p>