A moral question for you

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This is an imaginary situation, but it's
interesting to decide what one would do.

The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood in
progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and
structures destroyed. You are a photographer getting still photos for the
CNN news service and are traveling alone, looking for particularly
poignant
scenes.
You come across Osama Bin Laden who has been swept away by the
floodwaters.
He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under.
You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize
winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb.
So, here's the question ..... and think carefully before you answer the
question below:
















Which lens would you use?

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[TomPoo]

Zoom lens silly!!!

I want to capture every detail in his face right at the moment of imminent death!!!

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[furie]

a nice zoom of the fear in his eyes



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Damn! One number off!

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[TooCute]

Zoom lens silly!!!

TomPoo, you are one, sick, immoral fuck!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I'd put down the camera, so I could pull him out. Then, I'd STILL win a prize with my photo of me SKULLFUCKING Osama!

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[Sheeplovr]

Id say Fisheye lense

number 333 its the way to be
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[reeshy]

No, I wouldn't take any pictures. I would run down to the water and pull the poor man in. I would resuscitate him and get him warm. Then I would proceed to beat the LIVING SHIT out of him with my very heavy camera(Hope it's insured)!!!!!!!

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[Jim Poo]

I would take that camera, put on the telescope lens (that REALLY long lens), shine it up real nice, and shove it right up his candy-ass.

Sorry about the Rock references.

You have the hair of a lego person. Awful!!
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[Captain Rooster]

I'd use a high powered lens....with a little surprise flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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God Bless America!

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 10-24-01 @ 3:12 PM

[Pootertoot]

Could I get close enough to jack off in his face? I'd send the picture of the money shot to Penthouse.

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[knight1277]

you might wanna try hustler pooter i think thats even below penthouse



SEEYUH!!!!!!!

[Amuse2KAOS]

I'd put my camera down, pick up my nice high powered rifle, use the pretty telescopic sight, and shoot off his god damn nuts...then I'd pull him in, bandage him up all nice, and take him down to the WTC so the cops and firemen could just beat the living shit out of him...not that i have thought this through or anything...ok, fine, yes I have..but that don't make me a bad person

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[RF Godfather]

Very easy, take the picture with the zoom lens and then take in the moment he perishes from the earth.

Then I'd do the dance of joy aa Balki and Cousin Larry from Perfect Strangers.

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 10-25-01 @ 8:45 AM