View Full Version : a riddle that is driving me crazy
JamMaster
06-25-2006, 07:29 AM
<p>I was asked this riddle:</p><p>I saw an army gathering supplies,<br />No field did they plunder nor village did they burn,<br />Not a blade of grass was bent by their passing. What am I?</p><p>It is probably very simple, but its driving me nuts. Can someone take a crack at this?</p><p>Thanks!!!!!</p>
FezPaul
06-25-2006, 07:30 AM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Ants.</font></strong>
Sheeplovr
06-25-2006, 07:43 AM
It's american allies<br />
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2006, 07:44 AM
<img height="398" src="http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/c/c2/KAlogo.jpg" width="273" border="0" />
christinb
06-25-2006, 07:47 AM
<img src="http://blog.sethgodin.silkblogs.com/FindAttachment/2863/1114200435129/salvation_army.jpg" border="0" />
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2006, 07:50 AM
<p><img height="299" src="http://kampanje.com/multimedia/archive/00000/Gay_Army_173f.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p>(on a side note, DO NOT under any circumstances type "Gay army" into your Google image search.)</p>
Sheeplovr
06-25-2006, 07:56 AM
<p> </p><span class="postbody">DO NOT under any circumstances type "Gay army" into your Google image search</span><p> </p><p>HAHA</p><p>just cause you said it i had to search it</p><p>next thing you know ron fez.net top realated searches will be gay army</p><p>in the gay army are they all Staff Sargents </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 6-25-06 @ 11:56 AM</span>
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2006, 07:58 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote: <p>HAHA</p><p>just cause you said it i had to search it</p><p>I was afraid that would happen, but it happend to me once when someone warned us against searching "Cat Penis." </p><p>You can't tell someone NOT to do something, but I still felt I should warn you off the Gay Army.</p>
Sheeplovr
06-25-2006, 08:02 AM
<p><span class="postbody">it happend to me once when someone warned us against searching "Cat Penis." </span></p><p>now i searched gay cat penis</p><p>and this is the 4rd pic in</p><p><img width="400" height="305" border="0" src="http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/bushgay.jpg" /> </p><p> </p>
FezPaul
06-25-2006, 08:10 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/11blowjob.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Also from "Gay Cat Penis" google search.</font></strong>
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2006, 08:11 AM
"Gay Cat Army" didn't really yeild anything worthwhile.
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2006, 08:11 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/11blowjob.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Also from "Gay Cat Penis" google search.</font></strong> <p>Somebody e-mail that to her mom.</p>
JamMaster
06-25-2006, 09:06 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Ants.</font></strong> <p>FezPaul - That is the first thing that came to my mind and it makes perfect sense. But according to my riddler friend, thats not the answer....</p><p>BTW How in the hell did this get to "gay cat army" reading through all this, I snarfed my soda on my laptop when it turned for the worse...LOL</p>
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2006, 09:08 AM
<p>Or it took a turn for the "best" if you're a gay cat.</p>
JamMaster
06-25-2006, 09:14 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or it took a turn for the "best" if you're a gay cat.</p><p>LMAO---- by the way I finally guessed it right..... it was bees</p>
ChimneyFish
06-25-2006, 09:18 AM
<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/pi.jpg" border="0" />
Snoogans
06-25-2006, 09:19 AM
This riddle is the dumbest shit Ive ever heard, who cares<br />
reeshy
06-25-2006, 09:22 AM
<p>The penis in in there somewhere!!!!</p><p><img width="103" height="120" border="0" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:JDoMYRLOJ9EeRM:www.msgr.ca/msgr-9/cat%2520sleep06.JPG" /> </p>
FezPaul
06-25-2006, 09:23 AM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />This riddle is the dumbest shit Ive ever heard, <strong>who cares</strong><br /><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/whocares.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Google image "who cares".</font></strong></p>
Tall_James
06-25-2006, 09:32 AM
<img height="353" src="http://home.san.rr.com/gerryspage/who%20cares.jpg" width="486" border="0" />
Stankfoot
06-25-2006, 09:56 AM
<p> </p><strong>JamMaster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or it took a turn for the "best" if you're a gay cat.</p><p>LMAO---- by the way I finally guessed it right..... it was bees</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>googled "bee army" .....</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/army.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
FezPaul
06-25-2006, 10:06 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/deskcg_barthur1280.gif<br />
torker
06-25-2006, 11:25 AM
<img height="382" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/EMP.jpg" width="477" border="0" />
Dick Armey
<p><img src="http://premierespeakers.com/photos/2708.jpg"
FezPaul
06-25-2006, 11:39 AM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="382" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/EMP.jpg" width="477" border="0" /> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">Love Tall James!!!</font></strong></p>
Sheeplovr
06-25-2006, 11:44 AM
<p>I googled Bee Dick and got this </p><p><img width="320" height="400" border="0" src="http://www.bassharp.com/hayman.jpg" /> </p><p>aparntly they are a harmonica duo named Dick & Bee <br />
</p>
Tall_James
06-25-2006, 11:52 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="382" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/EMP.jpg" width="477" border="0" /> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">Love Tall James!!!</font></strong></p><p>Aw shucks.</p>
Flea_Man
06-25-2006, 12:17 PM
<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />Dick Armey <p><img src="http://premierespeakers.com/photos/2708.jpg" align="left" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Vagina coastguard</p>
FUNKMAN
06-25-2006, 12:21 PM
<p>where did hitler put his armies?</p><p> </p><p>in his sleevies?</p>
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2006, 04:53 PM
<p><img height="240" src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/396532/riddler.JPG" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>"Riddle me THIS, Boy Blunder!"</p>
FUNKMAN
06-25-2006, 05:15 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">a riddle that is driving me crazy</font></strong> </p><p>it's better than getting riddled with bullets...</p><p><font size="7">HA</font><font size="6">HA</font><font size="5">HA</font><font size="4">HA</font><font size="3">HA</font><font size="2">HA</font>HA<font size="1">HA ah forget it!</font></p>
Whatever you do, don't go to tubgirl.com<br />
Don Stugots
06-25-2006, 05:51 PM
<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br />Whatever you do, don't go to tubgirl.com<br /><p>i dont listen, i just did and i am going to be sick.</p>
vBulletin® v3.7.0, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.