Sex Ed - Most uncomfortable classroom moment? [Archive]

narc

06-19-2006, 10:21 AM

For me, I'd have to say doing sex ed in 5th grade was probably the most uncomfortable moment I ever had in class. First of all, we had a sub filling in on a long term basis, because, ironically, the regular teacher got knocked up. The uncomfortable part though was that the substitute was the mom of one of the girls in class. I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it must have been her to hear her mom talk about semen to a bunch of her closest friends, and telling them what was going to happen to their bodies. 
One of the other things was that we had to watch either a filmstrip or a video that must have been produced in the 70's, because it featured this guy who looked like Harry Reems making sweet love to his woman. And then they went to the inset diagram and it was truly cringy. There were a lot of youths with long feathered hair parted down the middle. 
We should have had Dice. At least then it would have been more entertaining. "And then you squirt banana juice in her face. OHHHHHH!!!!" <img src="http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/Nov-11-Fri-2005/photos/dice.jpg"

This message was edited by narc on 6-19-06 @ 2:23 PM

ChimneyFish

06-19-2006, 10:34 AM

They seperated the boys and girls in our school. We each watched some old school, horrible film. And then watched the film the other class just saw. Good times, good times.

Tenbatsuzen

06-19-2006, 11:22 AM

I think my 11th grade "health" teacher was a lesbian, and we were going toe-to-toe when she was sharing a little too much information. I started with the snarky comments, which led to a phone call home to my mother, because the teacher's feelings were hurt.

AKA

06-19-2006, 11:30 AM

Yeah - it was pretty bad.They split us up too, and even though we started with a lot of bravado (hoping for live demo), but by the second day i was even more perplexed and annoyed. I remember even getting queasy at one point, my stomach even flipping over. The class was so bad that by the end of it there was still confusion of how exactly it was all suppose to happen, and when the question came up by one fifth grader, "So, does the penis have to go INTO the vagina?" it was deflected with a "Ask your parents."

Sheeplovr

06-19-2006, 12:10 PM

I never thought health class was embarrisng or uncomfortable 
now english class thats embarssing

reeshy

06-19-2006, 03:17 PM

When I was in school....there was no sex ed.....we just fucked!!!!!!!

Gvac

06-19-2006, 03:27 PM

I went to Catholic school, so we learned about sex the old fashioned way - on the street.

Marc with a c

06-19-2006, 03:29 PM

i was the only boy in my 8th grade sex ed class. it was a tad uncomfortable at times.

FezPaul

06-19-2006, 03:32 PM

Gvac wrote: I went to Catholic school, so we learned about sex the old fashioned way - on the street. Are you sure it wasn't in the "Rectory"?   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

TheQuestion

06-19-2006, 03:49 PM

Flea_Man

06-19-2006, 07:19 PM

Other then learning it from friends and on the streets, sex ed was basically a normal class like anything else in school. Basically just watch some videos, take notes, then take a test on it all. It was nothing interesting or embarrassing.

Snoogans

06-19-2006, 07:23 PM

I was never really uncomfortable. I dont think anything in school ever made me uncomfortable, short of looking at surgery and other nasty medical pictures. I am anti shy, so i was never embarrased to talk about anything. to everyone on this board:<img width="320" height="240" border="0" src="http://soadfan4life118.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/dsc03281.jpg" /> CHIEF SAYS YOU MAKE HIM LAUGH...YOU ARE LIKE SISSY GIRL

PapaBear

06-19-2006, 07:24 PM

The only thing that made me uncomfortable was that the teacher was a classmate of my oldest brother. And she had a crush on him in High School.

narc

06-19-2006, 07:30 PM

I basically had to take it three times - 5th grade, 8th grade and in the summer between 11th and 12th grade. The only time it was really uncomfortable was 5th because you're like what, 10 at that age? And it was like we were watching 70's porn in mixed company.

tele7

06-19-2006, 07:41 PM

Most uncomfortable classroom moment?I was in the 7th grade and we all had to watch a madatory eye surgery video.  It was supposed to scare us into wearing safety googles during shop classes.  It worked!  Half the room emptied into the hallway.  Some kids actually got sick.  ...looking back, it all seemed like a cruel joke.

sr71blackbird

06-26-2006, 04:13 PM

My friend Rob, who was always a tuff guy, was sitting in front of me in class and they were showing a movie about abortion and it was a little bloody (Catholic grade school), and I saw him slump backwards and fell out of his chair.  Out cold!  The teacher had to drag him out into the hall by his arms to the nurses office. 

Billy Staples

06-30-2006, 10:28 PM

this one's easy  The Practical Exam

narc

06-30-2006, 11:08 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Billy Staples wrote: this one's easy The Practical Exam<hr color="cococo" align="left">
If that's true, then you had a much cooler sex ed class than I had.

high fly

07-13-2006, 04:56 PM

The BEST sex-ed moment came when we were watching these military scare films they showed sailors before docking in, say, Manilla, Philippines.They gave all the info and warnings and the obscene slides of rotting dicks were shown.During question and answer time, I SWEAR THIS IS THE TRUTH, just after the corpsman showing the presentation to us 7th graders and saying chancre sores appear at the point of infection, this clod named Clemens raised his hand, was called on, and he stood up and asked,"Can you get a chancre in your armpit?"

high fly

08-27-2006, 01:53 AM

The regular sex-ed class was conducted by a smokin' - hot very young teacher. I still recall to this day the first day of class when she laid it all out for us, how there would be no slang terms used and all.There she was in science class.You knew she was serious because she was sitting on the front edge of the massive teachers desk we had in there. She had on her usual go-go boots, miniskirt and frilly top with more cleavage showing than any other teacher, all arrayed under a shag haircut that was just coming into fashion following the success of Klute in the movie theaters.On that day and all subsequent days that semester, there was nothing but stony silence from us students. No passing notes, no wiseassedness, no spitball-throwing or rubber band-shooting. We all sat there silent, lips slightly parted, exhibiting perfect posture without any prompting.

GregFromBuffalo

08-27-2006, 05:17 AM

9 or 10 of us 8th graders got seperated from class, and were sent to the teachers faculty room...which usually meant bad news...So Sister Paulanette comes in....she's a dead ringer for Yoda, maybe a little shorter lol...anyways...she said she was getting complaints that us boys were "moving the lower parts of our bodies"  I fucking lost it laughing....she was yelling "what a while,what a while"She said to stop showing the girls our pants when we are erected, and not to show them our penises when we were at the bathroom....this one guy was a little older, and he had this huge uncut cock that he was always pulling out....so when the girls came around, we would poke at it with pencils, and try to corner a girl to come see it....what a bunch of animals.....Those Penguins sure kept us in line.....and the priests,  that might have to be a whole another thead

Don Stugots

08-27-2006, 05:33 AM

i had sex ed in the 11th grade or i should i say "health".  the teacher didnt look at us, she just wrote info on the board and read from a book.  she was red faced the entire term.  at that point in my life i wasnt the outspoken, funny, perverted person that you know and love.  sorry to say that then i was a nerdy, awkward, soft spoken kid so i didnt ask any questions and spent most of my time in the class just trying to hide my huge erection.  which i dont know why i had one the class wasnt really about sex, more on how to take care of your body and the changes it had already gone through.  i think my hardons were due to the hot chicks in the class that looked so much more approacable sitting in that class embarassed by the fact that we were learning about how to insert tampons.

riverofpiss

09-21-2006, 11:40 AM

I had the same situation in Grade 7.  Hot, young teacher doing her best to teach all of us horny teens.  A good buddy of mine asked during Q and A "what if it doesn't fit".  It was classic.  Later in the year he asked if he could go to the bathroom.  She said he has 2 minutes.  He said "it takes that long to roll it back up".  Fuckin' killer for grade 7.

Wallower

09-21-2006, 11:58 AM

The most awkward moment in my 10th grade health class was when the teacher (who was also the girls basketball coach) told us about anal sex. He said that the rectum was not built for that kind of contact, and that it was only a couple of cell walls thick. He went on to say that some people get pleasure out of it but he didn't. He said tried it once with his wife but that neither one of them liked it.I think he kind of got off on telling us about it though. And he would walk around the front of the classroom making the change in is front pockets jingle. All of the kids called him "Pocket Pool Perry".

Badinia

09-21-2006, 12:42 PM

We had the split-class movie day, and the girl's movie told us to look out for little brown dots in our underpants, and after the movie was over, I swear every girl rushed to the bathroom to check.Now, boys- the long brown streaks in your underpants do NOT indicate that you are becoming a woman.

ShelleBink

09-21-2006, 01:42 PM

I think it was particularly bad because I knew more than most people ((and no, not from experience, but rather from the stuff that my sister would bring home when she had the sex-ed course a few years earlier)).

Furtherman

09-21-2006, 01:44 PM

I never had a sex ed class!

SouthSideJohnny

09-21-2006, 02:13 PM

Two memories of sex ed class, neither one really embarrassing: 7th grade - we could anonymously submit written questions to our hot teacher. The chicks were all paying attention and trying to learn something and the guys were all getting off watching a hot young teacher answer stupid questions by horny 13 year olds.  My question was, "What’s a pearl necklace?" She said she didn’t know what that meant - yeah, right honey!  11th grade - Teacher calling on students to answer questions. She calls on this guy Todd (sort of a quiet, burnout, guy) and the answer to the question is ‘penis.’ The guy is embarrassed, and answers very quietly. She gets right up in his face and starts yelling, at the top of her lungs: "PENIS!!! PENIS!!! PENIS!!! SAY IT!! SAY IT!! PENIS!!!"  I swear, it was just like Sam Kinison in "Back to School" (about a year before the movie came out) but the teacher was a fifty year old African-American woman. I was fucking hysterical laughing, and 20 years later I remember it like it was yesterday.

lleeder

09-21-2006, 02:59 PM

I remember in 5th grade they seperated the boys and girls into different class rooms. I vividly remember the film talking about your balls hurting as puberty began. With interviews with young boys with achey balls. That left an impression on me.

Justice4all

09-21-2006, 10:27 PM

Gvac wrote: I went to Catholic school, so we learned about sex the old fashioned way - on the street. Same thing here too G! But I learned more from porn then anything else!        What??? You think I was going to go to my PARENTS about sex? They are so old fasioned Italian they do not let un-married couples in their THIRTIES sleep in the same room in their house.

Justice4all

09-21-2006, 10:28 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I think it was particularly bad because I knew more than most people Which would explain how she got onto a porn site!                         I KEED I KEED!

kevcala

09-22-2006, 02:49 AM

I don't know if this is the most uncomfortable sex moment, but it's definately the best.I went to Catholic school, so sex ed was taught to the boys by a priest (this is not going where you think it is) while the regular female teacher took the girls to another room to teach them. Anyway, we're getting to the point where the Priest, a younger guy, mid 20's, is explaining how the sperm travels out of the man's body and the name of the fluid. He says to us," . . and the name of the fluid that carries the sperm is", pauses a couple seconds, then says, "Semen".The fucking class goes apeshit.Our 5th grade, female teachers name was Ms. Seamen.He let us laugh for about a minute, with this silly smile on his face, because he knew it was gonna happen, then was like "Ok boys, that's enough".I swear, the only thing that would have made it funnier is if he said "Wait for it" during the pause.

arcanewardrobe

09-23-2006, 09:54 AM

This was a moment that was uncomfortable due to the fact that there was an inside joke going on that we kids had no idea of what it was all about.Anyway sex education for us started in primary school at around age ten and for us the responsibility of conducting the class was with a husband and wife teaching duo (asking for trouble). Everything they taught was always mildly creepy but it was during the lesson on contraception that Mrs Crabapple skeeved me. She was talking on and on about the withdrawal method and how it is not reliable at all. To really drive the point home she says "pulling out to ejaculate is not pleasurable and isn't something that a man will naturally want to do."Then she has a real long pause as she thinks about it and reconsiders. She then partially retracts the statement by saying "..................... although sometimes it is something that you might want to do, isn't that right Mr Crabapple?" She finishes the statement by licking her lips and laughing. Her husband/co-worker responds "yes, thats right" and laughs.I had no idea what they were on about and felt really uncomfortable. Creeps.

keithy_19

09-23-2006, 03:33 PM

It had my fvaorite quotes ever in the sex ed tape we watched in 6th grade. "Mom, I'm bleeding from down there." "Honey, you just had your period. Lets go get ice cream."God I wish I had a vagina so I too could get ice cream...