Embarrassing dream

[narc]

I thought of putting this in the confession thread. That's how embarrassing it is. <br><p>
I dreamt that I was actually sitting at a desk next to Bill O'Reilly. But then the WCW jet crashed into where I was. I managed to get away. I'm not sure about other people. But then Sting came over to make sure I was alright.

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I had a dream last week that Ron and Fez were sleeping at my place but we didn't have any beds or sofas for them to sleep on, so I was throwing pillows and similar objects on the floor so that they could sleep on them.&nbsp; Then I laid down on a bed next to them and started making out with a chick.</font>

[christinb]

<font size="3">I had a dream a couple nights ago that a dog, as big as a horse walked in front of my car and stopped. After i stopped and waited for it to get out of the way, all the sudden&nbsp;it ran right on top of the front of my car and bashed all my windows in with me still inside! It was one of the most terrifying dreams i've ever had!!</font>

[Dougie Brootal]

i had a dream like 4 months ago that me and christin were in my car and we were parked at the end of a street that was really scary looking, like elm street, and it was dark and raining, and then we heard this really terrifying noise like a train headed right for us and it was a tornado, (if youve been&nbsp;through one you know thats exactly what it sounds like) and it ripped the convertable top off and sucked christin up and left me there alone, it happened in like less than a second and i was terrified, running around this field alone in the dark looking for her. i actually woke up crying.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" />

[narc]

I don't know if anyone has heard of children having night terrors, where they basically wake up screaming and are inconsolable. Something ridiculous like 99% of people that have them lose them after they get to adulthood. <br><p>
So I'm one of the lucky one percent. They're not nightmares, and I think they come from different parts of the brain. They're impossible to summarize afterwards, other than that generally, it feels like the devil's trying to kill you. It happens to me like maybe once a month. It usually only happens when I'm really stressed and really tired. And it always happens like in the first 20 minutes after you fall asleep, yet you feel like you've been asleep forever because it's such a horrific experience. <br> <p>
This is part of why I've never done drugs. Why would I need to with things like this?

[Furtherman]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is part of why I've never done drugs. Why would I need to with things like this? </p><p>You're missing all the fun of <em>day</em>terrors.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What was that!?&nbsp;&nbsp; Quick, help me move this couch in front of the door!</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Speaking of dreams, I had a dream last night about a co-worker who stripped for me, and told me she wanted to have sex with me.&nbsp; Now previously, I had thought this girl was cute, but wasn't overly attracted to her.&nbsp; However, after this dream, there is a definite (and likely a temporary) attraction to her when we speak.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Anyone else have this type of experience -- essentially being attracted to a person you prevously had not been really attracted to because you dreamt about that person?</font></p>

[narc]

Oh yeah definitely. I can't remember the circumstances though, so I don't think it lasted for me.

[torker]

<strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br />I thought of putting this in the confession thread. That's how embarrassing it is. <br /><p>I dreamt that I was actually sitting at a desk next to Bill O'Reilly. But then the WCW jet crashed into where I was. I managed to get away. I'm not sure about other people. But then Sting came over to make sure I was alright. </p><p>Two words:&nbsp; <font size="1">Nocturnal Emissions.</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>for the newbies because the oldbies heard this one before:</p><p>when we were teenagers my buddy started telling a couple of us about his dream. he was having doggie-style sex with what he thought was a chick but as the supposed chick turned her head around it was his brother</p><p>needless to say we had a good laugh and never let him live that one down...</p>

[Furtherman]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>for the newbies because the oldbies heard this one before:</p><p>when we were teenagers my buddy started telling a couple of us about his dream. he was having doggie-style sex with what he thought was a chick but as the supposed chick turned her head around it was his brother</p><p>needless to say we had a good laugh and never let him live that one down...</p><p>Yea, there's one to keep to oneself.&nbsp; Eeech.</p>

[HBox]

<p>Last week I had a dream. I was in a movie theater and for some reason the movie had to do with Van Halen. And some generic rock music, definitely not Van Halen, was playing in the theater and on the screen there was a picture of David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen. I guess everyone in the audience was supposed to vote for eiter one, so i picked up some weird controller from under the seat and voted for David Lee Roth. But Eddie ended up winning from everyone else in the audience, and the movie starts.</p><p>Now the movie actually has nothing to do with Van Halen at all. Instead, it takes place in some sweltery pukey brown swamp that seems in the middle of nowhere, and it deals with a fat, redneck family. There's the mother, a monstrously obese woman with half her teeth left, the ones she still has like arrowheads. And then there are four young children, only noticably redneck by tattered clothes, their hygiene and speech as yet undestroyed by their impoverished lifestyle.</p><p>The mother is lying on a haggard, sagging fold out lawn chair, falling asleep and ignorant of her children. The three oldest children, the youngest about 5, are playing with some broken, faded nondescript children's toys very close. The youngest kid, not even 1, is crawling toward the edges of dry land, closer to the alligator filled sludge.</p><p>The alligators are not normal alligators, but alien alligators, with eyeballs one extended footlong appendages out of the top of their heads, and a body more resembling a shark, with what seems like four human arms where the legs are supposed to be. And one of them is heading straight towards the baby.</p><p>But oh! All of a sudden I'm in the movie, and I do my best Steve Irwin impression and wrestle and subdue the aliengator. I end up sitting on top of it, holding its mouth closed with ease, and none of the redneck family cares, and the baby is playing with the other kids, and the dream ends, and i wake up and wonder if someone is secretly dosing my water.<br /></p>

[narc]

I didn't cum to Sting. At most, maybe a little pre-cum.

[Lumber]

Not long ago, I had a dream that I was sitting at my computer on a message board reading a strange thread. Then I woke up racked w/ terror...