Missouri or senility?

[PaulF]

<p>This was a real letter:</p><blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px"><p>DEAR ABBY: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay. (He is 15.) I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think? -- GRANDMOTHER IN MISSOURI </p>[/quote]<p>What can possibly be the train of thought that&nbsp;brought this woman to this conclusion?</p>

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>Ain't a damn thing in this world that can't be cured with a good ole fashioned circumcision!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>DIE PEELERS DIE!&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

<p>&quot;Hi Abbey, it's about my son&quot;</p><p><img src="http://www.tvacres.com/images/angela_phone.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[landarch]

<p>This should have been a poll.&nbsp; If it were I would vote Missouri.</p><p>YAYYYYY 200 posts!!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by luvafroshows on 6-10-06 @ 6:36 AM</span>

[jeffdwright2001]

<strong>PaulF</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This was a real letter:</p><blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px"><p>DEAR ABBY: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay. (He is 15.) I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think? -- GRANDMOTHER IN MISSOURI </p><p>What can possibly be the train of thought that&nbsp;brought this woman to this conclusion?</p>[/quote]<p>That is indeed an odd letter.</p><p>Everyone knows that you don't use circumcision to cure anything . . . you use salt:</p><p><img height="235" src="http://www.ricecountryhams.com/Images/ed.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Sheeplovr]

what was abbys responce?<br />

[PaulF]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />what was abbys responce?<br /><blockquote dir="ltr" style="margin-right: 0px"><p>DEAR MISSOURI GRANDMOTHER: Homosexuality is not an illness, and therefore there is no need for a &quot;cure.&quot; I predict that your family will be happier if you accept your relative exactly the way he is, love him, support him, and stop trying to think of ways to cure him.</p><p>P.S. Circumcision is a sacred rite of the Jewish religion. If your theory were valid, then there would be no Jewish homosexuals. And yet, among the successful, gay, Jewish men who are &quot;out&quot; are Harvey Fierstein, Michael Feinstein, Barney Frank and David Geffen -- to name a few. (Oops! And let's not forget Isaac Mizrahi.)</p>[/quote]<p>Yeah, great. She's gave this answer to a women who probably comments that &quot;you know those people killed Jesus&quot; everytime the word Jew is mentioned.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

makes you wonder what her cure would be if it was a young woman in her family...

[mikeyboy]

Delaware or dementia?

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">New York or neurosis?</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Hawaii or Hallucination?</font></strong>

[HBox]

Pennsylvania or Parkinson's?<br />

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Texas or Tumor?</font></strong></p>

[mikeyboy]

South Dakota or Schizophrenia?

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Massachusetts or Manic-depression?</font></strong>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 6-10-06 @ 12:42 PM</span>

[mikeyboy]

Maryland or Munchausen by Proxy?

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Rhode Island or Retardation?</font></strong>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Arkansas or R. Kellys' pee????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; </font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Wait. What were we talking about????</font></em></strong></p>

[cougarjake13]

<p><font size="4">alabama or alzheimer's ??</font></p><p><img height="100" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetCougarJake13.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Ogre]

<p>Nebraska or &quot;Just Plain Nutzy&quot;</p><p>Colorado or &quot;Crazy Talk&quot;</p>

[DarkHippie]

California or Crabs?

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>PaulF</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />what was abbys responce?<br /><blockquote style="margin-right: 0px;" dir="ltr"><p>DEAR MISSOURI GRANDMOTHER: Homosexuality is not an illness, and therefore there is no need for a &quot;cure.&quot; I predict that your family will be happier if you accept your relative exactly the way he is, love him, support him, and stop trying to think of ways to cure him.</p><p>P.S. Circumcision is a sacred rite of the Jewish religion. If your theory were valid, then there would be no Jewish homosexuals. And yet, among the successful, gay, Jewish men who are &quot;out&quot; are Harvey Fierstein, Michael Feinstein, Barney Frank and David Geffen -- to name a few. (Oops! And let's not forget Isaac Mizrahi.)</p><p>Yeah, great. She's gave this answer to a women who probably comments that &quot;you know those people killed Jesus&quot; everytime the word Jew is mentioned.</p>[/quote]<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But Dear Abby is Jewish.&nbsp; Didn't you memorize the Adam Sandler song?&nbsp;</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

Indiana or Inanity?

[Judge Smails]

New Jersey or New Jersey?

[mikeyboy]

Texas or Toxic Psychosis

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Florida or Flatlined EEG?</font></strong>

[DarkHippie]

Oregon or Organ failure?

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Maine or Mange?</p><p>in other words</p><p>lobsters or crabs?</p>

[HBox]

<p><font color="Navy">[size=2]Arkansas or arthritis?</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 6-11-06 @ 12:47 AM</span>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Oklahoma or Osteperosis?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">And I'm sure I spelled it wrong.</font></strong></p>

[mikeyboy]

Pennsylvania or Pinworms.

[reeshy]

Connecticut or...clap????<br />

[PapaBear]

Virginia or vertigo?

[boeman]

This thread makes me want to move...

[PapaBear]

<strong>boeman</strong> wrote:<br />This thread makes me want to move... <p>Illinois or irritable bowl syndrome?</p>

[zentraed]

Arkansas or Alzheimer's... (and i'm not a native)<br />

[boeman]

<p>I'm in...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Kansas or kidney stones</p>

[barjockey]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Huntington or Heroin addiction.</font>

[SatCam]

Delaware or deep vein thrombosis?

[mikeyboy]

Illinois or Irritable Bowel Syndrome?

[FUNKMAN]

Georgia Or Gingivitis?

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Louisiana or Lou Gerhrig's Disease?</font></strong>

[SatCam]

Mississippi or multiple sclerosis?

[FUNKMAN]

Washington or Warts Of the Anus

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Colorado or Cholera?</font></strong>

[SatCam]

Virginia or vitiligo?

[cougarjake13]

<p>&nbsp;tennessee or touret's ???</p><p><img height="100" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetCougarJake13.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

delaware or diabetes?

[cougarjake13]

<p>vermont or vasectomy</p><p><img height="100" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetCougarJake13.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[PaulF]

<p>You are all making that grandmother look quite normal and lucid. I'm moving to Missouri.</p>