I am...

[Furtherman]

Sleepy.

[Ndugu]

masturbating

[Dougie Brootal]

fantasizing&nbsp;about Ndugu masterbating <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

[walking joint]

watching the clock

[EliSnow]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />Sleepy. <p><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/fc_1_b.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[DarkHippie]

masturbating while sticking a finger in my ass

[mendyweiss]

That I am ( you know who)

[SinA]

<p>what i am</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img height="170" src="http://www.baurock.ru/sovet/popeye.gif" width="193" border="0" />

[DarkHippie]

The Alpha and the Omega

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">horny, but what else is new.</font>

[Snoogans]

The most dominant player in the history of MLB 06: The Show. <br />

[cupcakelove]

..the lizard king.&nbsp; I can do anything.<br />

[terry1979]

<p>ready to get the fuck out of work and start the Weekend.</p>

[cockphoto]

crabby

[reeshy]

Answering this goddam tread!!!!!!!!!!

[walking joint]

...smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>i like it!!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>walking joint</strong> wrote:<br />...smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 6-9-06 @ 12:30 PM</span>

[jafter]

<font size="2">I am, I am, I am <strong>superman</strong> And I know what's happening</font>

[Judge Smails]

. . . Tiger Woods!

[ShelleBink]

not looking forward to working tonight.<br />

[FezPaul]

<font size="7">....using big font!!!</font>

[torker]

not laughing with you, I am laughing at you.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Iron Man.</p>

[Jennitalia]

playing poker this weekend

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;
Hey I'm your life<br />I'm the one who takes you there<br />Hey I'm your life<br />I'm the one who cares<br />They, they betray<br />I'm your only true friend now<br />They, they'll betray<br />I'm forever there<br /><br />I'm your dream, make you real<br />I'm your eyes when you must steal<br />I'm your pain when you can't feel<br />Sad but true<br /><br />I'm your dream, mind astray<br />I'm your eyes while you're away<br />I'm your pain while you repay<br />You know it's sad but true<br /><br />You, you're my mask<br />You're my cover, my shelter<br />You, you're my mask<br />You're the one who's blamed<br />Do, do my work<br />Do my dirty work, scapegoat<br />Do, do my deeds<br />For you're the one who's shamed<br /><br />I'm your dream, make you real<br />I'm your eyes when you must steal<br />I'm your pain when you can't feel<br />Sad but true<br /><br />I'm your dream, mind astray<br />I'm your eyes while you're away<br />I'm your pain while you repay<br />You know it's sad but true<br /><br />Hate, I'm your hate<br />I'm your hate when you want love<br />Pay, pay the price<br />Pay, for nothing's fair<br /><br />Hey, I'm your life<br />I'm the one who took you here<br />Hey, I'm your life<br />And I no longer care<br /><br />I'm your dream, make you real<br />I'm your eyes when you must steal<br />I'm your pain when you can't feel<br />Sad but true<br /><br />I'm your truth, telling lies<br />I'm your reasoned alibis<br />I'm inside open your eyes<br />I'm you<br /><br />Sad but true</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(damn you jafter for stealing my original answer)&nbsp;</p>

[Recyclerz]

<p><strong><font color="#6600ff" size="2">I am...</font></strong></p><p>Therefore I think?</p>

[Furtherman]

Still sleepy.

[Patches]

Scott Weiland would love this thread: * /&gt; <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am smellin' like the rose<br />that somebody gave me on<br />my birthday deathbed<br />I am smellin' like the rose<br />that somebody gave me<br />'cause I'm dead &amp; bloated <br /><br />Yeah, and she says it's<br />natural<br />I feel I've come of age<br />When she peeks I start to run <br /><br />You can't swallow what I'm<br />thinkin'<br />You can't swallow what I'm<br />thinkin' <br /><br />I run through the world<br />thinkin' 'bout tomorrow <br /><br />I am trampled under sole of<br />another man's shoes<br />Guess I walked too softly <br /><br />Oh yeah, and she says it's<br />natural<br />I feel I've come of age<br />When she peeks I start to run <br /><br />You can't swallow what I'm<br />thinkin'<br />You can't swallow what I'm<br />thinkin' </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>I am, I am, I am<br />I said I wanna get next to you<br />I said I wanna get close to you<br />You wouldn't want me have to<br />hurt you too?<br /><br />I ain't, I ain't, I ain't<br />A buyin' into your apathy<br />I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy<br />You wanna know about atrocity?<br /><br />I know you want what's on my<br />mind<br />I know you want what's on my<br />mind<br />I know it eats you up inside<br />I know, you know, you know<br /><br />I am a man, a man<br />I'll give ya somethin' that ya won't<br />forget<br />I said ya shouldn't have worn that<br />dress<br />I said ya shouldn't have worn that<br />dress<br /><br />Here I come, I come, I come

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Patches on 6-9-06 @ 4:48 PM</span>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">..... Sam I am.</font>

[A.J.]

<p>Waiting for someone to come out of somewhere.</p><p><img src="http://www.bsnpubs.com/philadelphia/abkco94772.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(damn you jafter for stealing my original answer)&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yep Jon,,,I second that.</p><p>but in keeping with the thread</p><p>......a toys r' us kid.</p>

[FezPaul]

<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/spartacus.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Spartacus</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">No Homo</font></strong></p>

[Lumber]

GOD

[feralBoy]

about to light my boss on fire.

[Gvac]

I said<br />

[CuzBum]

<p>Your Father</p><p><img src="http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-25-11/Star%20Wars%20Darth%20Vader%20Ceramic%20Bank.JPG" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I said<br /><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/chair.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">No comment</font></strong></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>the god of fuck</p><p><img height="664" src="http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/8-29-02/manson11.jpg" width="456" border="0" /></p>

[tele7]

<p><img src="http://voiceofpower.net/images/ediebrickell.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>...are you what you are or what?</p>

[SinA]

<img height="196" src="http://www.unmc.edu/eye/Media/PatsEye.png" width="300" border="0" /><img height="300" src="http://www.flowersdirect.co.il/var/103/2049-tb-sweet_potato.gif" width="400" border="0" />

[booster11373]

<p>so scared of black people</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by booster11373 on 6-9-06 @ 6:22 PM</span>

[Bill From Yorktown]

<p>amazed that people are still responding to my Heather Mills thread</p><p>(oh yea and looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow)</p>

[torker]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/spartacus.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Spartacus</font></strong></p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong><font face="Courier New" size="2"><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">No Homo</font></strong></p><p><img height="223" src="http://img36.echo.cx/img36/3333/wonders021tt.jpg" width="275" border="0" /></p><p>ultra homo</p></font>

[suggums]

<p>starvin</p><p>its 6:45 i cant be the only hungry joe around here&nbsp;</p>

[mendyweiss]

<img height="400" src="http://toys.wowshopper.com/pics-inventory/the-matrix-poster-1-enlarge.jpg" width="270" border="0" />THE ONE

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001G0U.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" />

[Don Stugots]

....ready to rub out a fresh batch.

[angrymissy]

starting to get pretty loopy from the percocet I got for my infected wisdom tooth

[newport king]

grossed out she has an infected tooth.

[newport king]

thinking about what i want to eat for dinner....also really annoyed my last customer held me up and when i went&nbsp;to get a delicious hot cappicola, hot soppressata, provolone, a touch of balsamic and hot pepper sammich the store was closed.

[Justice4all]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.guesswhosthejew.com/photos/thumbnails/200x300/David%20Lee%20Roth.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>just a giggalo, and everywhere I go...people know the part I'm playing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>NO HOMO.</p>

[angrymissy]

<p>explaining that it is even grosser because the dentist removed a piece of my lunch from the area the wisdom tooth half came out.&nbsp; i swished with listeriene before i went and it didn't make a difference</p><p>the lunch smelled pretty bad </p><p>it was an omlett with fresh mozzerella</p><p>it was delicious</p><p>i felt bad for the dentist</p>

[angrymissy]

<p>double posting</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 6-9-06 @ 9:21 PM</span>

[Fallon]

<p>The Game!</p><p><img width="456" height="352" border="0" src="http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/tripleh/photos/050806hhh1.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>drooling over newport king's description of that sandwich. </p><p>Seriously.&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">... sitting on the toilet as I type this.</font>

[torker]

<p>I am who am.</p><p><img height="120" src="http://home.inreach.com/bstanley/bush2.gif" width="120" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Justice4all</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.guesswhosthejew.com/photos/thumbnails/200x300/David%20Lee%20Roth.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>just a giggalo, and everywhere I go...people know the part I'm playing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>NO HOMO.</p><p><strong><font size="3">VERY NOICE!</font></strong></p>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/i_am_sam.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">.....Sam</font></strong>

[newport king]

really annoyed the yankee game may get rained out after theyve scored a run (i have them in a 13 run pool, i need a shutout to win it)

[DarkHippie]

. . . human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does

[FUNKMAN]

<p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RqrKJYpEUwkAJJKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1405sfpq9/EXP=1149990730/**http%3a//helenreddy.virtualave.net/CD_artwork/New%2520Helen%2520CDs/helen_new%2520greatest%2520hits%2520CD.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<strong><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;Woman</font></strong></p>

[torker]

...the Lord of Hell Fire and I bring you...

[FUNKMAN]

<p>a little teapot</p><p>maybe?</p><p>what do the judges say?</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>a little teapot</p><p>maybe?</p><p>what do the judges say?</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/olyjud.jpg</p>

[OGC]

<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="7">... Not an animal</font></p><p><img src="http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3554/elephantman19ut.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>a want you.</p><p>**************</p><p>Baby, I'm-a want you<br />Baby, I'm-a need you<br />You the only one I care enough to hurt about<br />Maybe I'm-a crazy<br />But I just can't live without...<br /><br />Your lovin' and affection<br />Givin' me direction<br />Like a guiding light to help me through a darkest hour<br />Lately I'm a-prayin'<br />That you'll always be a-stayin' beside me<br /><br />Used to be my life was just emotions passing by<br />Feeling all the while and never really knowing why...<br /><br />Lately I'm a-prayin'<br />That you'll always be a-stayin' beside me.<br /><br />Used to be my life was just emotions passing by<br />Then you came along and made me laugh<br />And made me cry...<br />You taught me why...<br /><br />Baby, I'm-a want you<br />Baby, I'm-a need you<br /><br />Oh, it took so long to find you, baby<br /><br />Baby, I'm-a want you<br />Baby, I'm-a need you<br /></p><p>Artist: Bread&nbsp;&nbsp; Written by: David Gates (I believe)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 6-9-06 @ 10:17 PM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

Full, and ready for bed.&nbsp; Slightly buzzed

[SatCam]

...beautiful, no matter what they say.

No words can bring us down

no no no

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_top_99/celebs/82_christina_aguilera.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

<p>good enough and smart enough</p><p><img src="http://www.alfrankenweb.com/stuart1.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>just not gay enough....</p>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/FallingDown.jpg<br /><strong><font size="4">...the bad guy?!?</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://www.artitudezine.com/images/15web_JudyEvitts_SoSorry%20copy.jpg" border="0" />

[SatCam]

http://www.worldexplorer.be/richard_nixon.jpg

not a crook

[tele7]

<p>...a rock, i am an island</p><p><img src="http://www.geocities.com/beckmabd/images/July%20Pictures/alctraz.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>a 2 fer...</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><font size="2">. . . de&nbsp;man, Gloria. I am&nbsp;de man. Do you hear me? I am de man. Not you. You are not de man. I am de man. </font></p><p><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302799112.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">. . . de&nbsp;man, Gloria. I am&nbsp;de man. Do you hear me? I am de man. Not you. You are not de man. I am de man. </font></p><p><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302799112.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Smails goes deep!!!&nbsp; It is high...it is far...it is GONE!!!!&nbsp; </p><p>__________________________________________________ ____________________________________</p><p><img height="526" src="http://www2s.biglobe.ne.jp/~notch/English/materials/I%20am%20sam.files/3.jpg" width="403" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br><p><font size="2">. . . de man, Gloria. I am de man. Do you hear me? I am de man. Not you. You are not de man. I am de man. </font></p><p><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302799112.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" /></p><p></p>

http://mclub.te.net.ua/images/art/artist_351.jpg

I'm the man! I'm the man!<br />
I'm so bad I should be in detention!<br />
I'm the man!<br />

[tele7]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">. . . de man, Gloria. I am de man. Do you hear me? I am de man. Not you. You are not de man. I am de man. </font></p><p><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302799112.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://mclub.te.net.ua/images/art/artist_351.jpg" border="0" /> I'm the man! I'm the man!<br />I'm so bad I should be in detention!<br />I'm the man!<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.jj-archive.net/albums/CAim_200.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>...who invented the yo-yo</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">... the cult of,</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I am the&nbsp;cult of, </font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I am the cult of ... </font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Personality.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-10-06 @ 10:35 AM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>The walrus..</p><p><img height="178" src="http://nolaj.ca/IMAGES%20for%20website/ILLUSTRATIONS%20at%20420%20px/2-2-5-walrus-420.gif" width="265" border="0" />&nbsp;Coo coo ka choo</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">... the Doctor.</font></p><p><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/RF%20Banner/WhoBanner.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-10-06 @ 10:24 AM</span>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">.... right behind you</font></p><p><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/b712cac069a427fb8d22f49ea3268eaa.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">... in a world... of shit.</font> </p><p><img height="171" src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/pyle01.jpg" width="251" border="0" /><br /></p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">.... immortal<br />I have inside me blood of kings (Yeah, yeah!)<br />I have no rival<br />No man can be my equal<br />Take me to the future of new earth<br /><br />Born to be kings, princes of the universe<br />Fighting and free, got your world in my hand<br />I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br />We were born to be princes of the universe<br />No man could understand<br />My power is in my own hand</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh<br />People talk about you<br />People say you've had your day<br />I'm a man that will go far<br />Fly the moon and reach for the stars<br />With my sword and head held high<br />Got to pass the test first time, yeah<br />I know that people talk about me<br />I hear it every day<br />But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time<br />Yeah yeah<br /><br />Alright, let's go, let's go<br />Haha!<br />Yeh...watch this man fly<br />Bring on the girls<br />Bababa!<br /><br />Here we are (here we are)<br />Born to be kings, we're princes of the universe<br />Here will we belong<br /><br />Born to be kings, princes of the universe<br />Fighting and free, got your world in my hand<br />I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br />We were born to be princes of the universe</font><br /><br /><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/Highlander.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-10-06 @ 10:23 AM</span>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">.... on a roll.</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 6-10-06 @ 10:25 AM</span>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">... a man.&nbsp; I am an anchorman.</font></p><p><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/anchorman.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">... going to stop playing .... for now.</font>

[FezPaul]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">... going to stop playing .... </font><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...sorry to hear that.</font></strong></p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>...through fucking around with you people!</p><p><img src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4406/fargo258hb.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[CaptClown]

<p>... the Shogun of Harlem!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="165" src="http://www.theguycode.com/images/articles/Sho'%20Nuff!!!.jpg" width="172" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

...on fire

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/profiles/images/springbmain.gif

[Hottub]

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; a Gay American.</p><p><img title="HOMO!!!" height="599" alt="HOMO!!!" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/90/Jimmcgreevey.jpg/375px-Jimmcgreevey.jpg" width="375" border="0" /></p>

[DirtyJersey]

in pain. (just had back surgery)

[torker]

Do you know who...

[tele7]

<p>...a golden god</p><p><img src="http://movieline.standard8media.com/features/images/crudup1.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[tele7]

<p>...an excellent driver</p><p><img src="http://www.thirdage.com/news/celebrity/images/billy.joel.1.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/elvisc.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...starting to function, in the usual way...</font></strong>

[FezPaul]

<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/mrroboto.jpg</p><p><strong>....<font size="3">Kilroy</font>.....<font size="2">Kilroy</font>.......Kilroy</strong></p>

[FezPaul]

<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hermanshermits.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">...Henry the VIII....</font></strong>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 6-10-06 @ 10:32 PM</span>

[Gvac]

<p>...a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/11/beck_narrowweb__200x279.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p><img src="http://www.calgaryfolkfest.com/users/folderdata/%7B98DA0C88-5E87-4FFA-9EF2-61A54EB13278%7D/jefftweedy.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="2">...an American aquarium drinker...</font></strong></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Totally hot.</p><p><img height="500" src="http://www.corriere.it/Media/Foto/2004/06_Giugno/06/PALCO.jpg" width="367" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><img src="http://www.gruts.com/archive/2005/images/hal-9000.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>. . .a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. </p><p>It's called &quot;Daisy.&quot; </p><p>Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. <br /></p>

[FezPaul]

<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/DonnyAndMarie09.jpg<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">....a little bit country...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">....a little bit rock and roll...</font></strong></p>

[torker]

<p>...dorry.</p><p><img height="160" src="http://computermilitia.com/wp-content/photos/thumb_crackheadbob.jpg" width="148" border="0" /></p>

[tele7]

<p>...not funny anymore</p><p><img src="http://www.ocatv.com/core/shows/5-c28bbbc06fc86e06e842412b337c2562.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...not funny anymore</p><p><img src="http://www.ocatv.com/core/shows/5-c28bbbc06fc86e06e842412b337c2562.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Anymore?&nbsp; I'm more surprised anyone thought that show was ever funny.&nbsp; Fucking awful.</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>...sore from helping Missy and Jeff move.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>...in control</p><p><img height="220" src="http://hnn.us/resources/haig.jpg" width="186" border="0" /></p>

[boeman]

<p>...fuckin' starvin'.<br />Do we have any walrus?</p>

[tele7]

...a new jersey, mullet wearing retard

[PapaBear]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />...a new jersey, mullet wearing retard <p>That's &quot;dumb, southern, jersey, mullet wearing retart&quot;.</p><p>... and it's one of my ring tones, along with &quot;Hoowha&quot;.</p>

[chili]

... on day 4 of the fat smash diet.<br />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://caps.roxcafe.org/caps/eminem01/images/54.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>. . Slim Shady, I'm the real Slim Shady&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>...<font size="2"><em><font size="1">intense, I am in need, I am in pain, I am in love</font></em></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; <img height="134" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Indigo_Girls,_Park_West,_Chicago,_IL_05-09-18.jpg/350px-Indigo_Girls,_Park_West,_Chicago,_IL_05-09-18.jpg" width="248" border="0" />&nbsp;</font></p>

[IamFogHat]

Trying to remember if something was a dream or real life.&nbsp; And eating soggy raisin brain.

[Yerdaddy]

<p><img src="http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8717/simpsonslizardqueen0cz.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>...the Lizzard Queen!!!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">I am...</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiGGVoxEPIMAIUqjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12k5id15l/EXP=1150134278/**http%3a//www.siam.com/images/Artwork/siam_brochure_20s.-125jpg.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

<img height="188" src="http://www.laughingwolf.com/images/iamsick-iams.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

[Jujubees2]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The walrus..</p><p><img height="178" src="http://nolaj.ca/IMAGES%20for%20website/ILLUSTRATIONS%20at%20420%20px/2-2-5-walrus-420.gif" width="265" border="0" />&nbsp;Coo coo ka choo</p><p>Then who is the Eggman?</p>

[torker]

<p>a victim of the science age</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="60" src="http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/images/avatars/VH_Circa_1982_2.gif" width="60" border="0" /></p>

[PapaBear]

<p><img height="272" src="http://hometown.aol.com/zero4conduct/images/sssms-rem-superman.jpg" width="311" border="0" /></p><p>and I can do anything.</p>

[Jujubees2]

<p>a day late and a dollar short...</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>stavin'</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p><font size="3">I'm Batman</font></p><p><img height="250" src="http://batman.ugo.com/images/topStory6.jpg" width="468" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p><img height="252" src="http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ro/gg9025/teleca/990717/leo2.jpg" width="160" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;I'M THE KING OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!....</p><p>until that fucking wench won't give me space on that door!&quot;</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A god.</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/ra_002_edited.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; You will bow before me.</font></em></strong></p>

[Jujubees2]

<p>I'm OK, You're OK!</p><p><img height="1" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/038000772X.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-" width="1" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Jujubees2 on 6-11-06 @ 5:11 PM</span>

[cougarjake13]

<img height="600" src="http://www.crankycritic.com/archive99/posters/superstar.jpg" width="422" border="0" />

[blakjeezis]

<p>Then who is the Eggman?</p><p></p><p>I am</p>

[Don Stugots]

....sad to hear about Stickys mother in law.

[super turbo death shark]

<p>posting in this thread</p>

[Billy Staples]

waiting for the next blast of fentanyl to kick in

[IamFogHat]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>...not funny anymore</p><p><img src="http://www.ocatv.com/core/shows/5-c28bbbc06fc86e06e842412b337c2562.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Anymore?&nbsp; I'm more surprised anyone thought that show was ever funny.&nbsp; Fucking awful.</p><p>Do you like anything?</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">I'm Batman</font></p><p><img height="250" src="http://batman.ugo.com/images/topStory6.jpg" width="468" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/allstar-batman.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[A.J.]

<p>...mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!</p><p><img height="209" src="http://www.movieactors.com/photos/network113.jpeg" width="266" border="0" /></p>

[JamMaster]

<p>pretty fuckin' far from okay</p><p><img height="304" src="http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpMarselluButch.jpg" width="719" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JamMaster on 6-12-06 @ 10:02 AM</span>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">... Jim and and I am an alcoholic.</font>

[Furtherman]

<p><strong>the last one!</strong></p><p><img height="217" src="http://www.fantascienza.net/leonardo/le/evocata_Draco_Dragonheart2.jpg" width="453" border="0" /></p>

[Jennitalia]

I am woman.&nbsp; Hear me roar.

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">.. the maker of rules<br />Dealing with fools<br />I can cheat you blind</font><br /></p><p><img src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/B000002VC3.jpg" border="0" /></p>