Jesus Built My Hotrod

[torker]

<p>But, L Ron Hubbard is the sponsor...</p><p></p><p>A No. 27 red Taurus emblazoned with <a href="http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/sports/motorsports/14761999.htm" target="_blank">&quot;DIANETICS&quot;</a> and featuring the volcano from the cover of L. Ron Hubbard's book has been tearing around California's Irwindale Speedway. </p><p>NASCAR is decidedly reluctant to comment on scientology's sponsorship. &quot;This has generated a lot of interest the past few days,&quot; NASCAR PR man Scott Warfield tells me. Not surprisingly, he didn't want to say much more. &quot;It's not really something we want to comment on. It's a minor league, small-team sponsorship deal.&quot; </p><p>Yes, and it's also the weirdest sponsorship since Boudreaux's Butt Paste, the diaper-rash cream that began sponsoring a Busch Series car in 2005. </p><p>Driver Kenton Gray, of La Verne, Calif., will drive the DIANETCS car Saturday in its official debut in a NASCAR Weekly Series race in Irwindale.</p><p></p><p>Maybe they can get Cole Trickle to make a comeback.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="175" src="http://cinesev.ifrance.com/jours%20tonnerre2.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

[Skellington]

<p><em>&quot;Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true<br />Jerry lee lewis was the devil<br />Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet<br />All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world<br />So there was only one thing that I could do<br />Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long&quot;<br /></em></p><p>....sorry....i had to...</p>

[dereckfishboy]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>wbskellington2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em>&quot;Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true<br />Jerry lee lewis was the devil<br />Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet<br />All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world<br />So there was only one thing that I could do<br />Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long&quot;<br /></em></p><p>....sorry....i had to...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's a love afair, mainly Jesus and my Hotrod&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>&nbsp;Maybe they can get Cole Trickle to make a comeback. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="175" src="http://cinesev.ifrance.com/jours%20tonnerre2.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>or his brother Dick....</p>

[Don Stugots]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p> </p> Maybe they can get Cole Trickle to make a comeback. <p> </p><p> <img height="175" src="http://cinesev.ifrance.com/jours%20tonnerre2.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>or his brother Dick....</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


or his brother Dic- oh wait, shit, nevermind.

[torker]

<p>The Pope was going to start racing funny-cars.&nbsp; But, he&nbsp;doesn't race on </p><p><img height="258" src="http://reason-inc.com/blog/images/uploads/0,1020,461959,00_thumb.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p><p>Sunday, <font size="4">Sunday, </font><font size="7">Sunday!!!</font></p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>wbskellington2</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em>&quot;Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true<br />Jerry lee lewis was the devil<br />Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet<br />All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world<br />So there was only one thing that I could do<br />Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long&quot;<br /></em></p><p>....sorry....i had to...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>eh, you beat me to it.&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<img height="485" src="http://www.rarerecords.com.au/photos/8436-1.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

[PapaBear]

<p>The people in the Myspace NASCAR group I'm in are raging about this news. It's almost as bad to them as Toyota joining NASCAR.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The people in <strong>the Myspace NASCAR group I'm in</strong> are raging about this news. It's almost as bad to them as Toyota joining NASCAR.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Kill yourself.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2" /></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

[PapaBear]

Imagine that... someone doesn't like NASCAR.

[FezPaul]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Imagine that... someone doesn't like NASCAR. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You're intelligent and funny, Papa, so I'm suprised that you like it.</font></strong></p>

[PapaBear]

Thanks FP. That's like the guy at work who said he couldn't believe I like it, because I'm not a redneck. Some things are just misunderstood by people who don't like it.

[FezPaul]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks FP. That's like the guy at work who said he couldn't believe I like it, because I'm not a redneck. <strong>Some things are just misunderstood by people who don't like it.</strong> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Like kid-touching?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">No pervo.</font></strong></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks FP. That's like the guy at work who said he couldn't believe I like it, because I'm not a redneck. <strong>Some things are just misunderstood by people who don't like it.</strong> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Like kid-touching?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">No pervo.</font></strong></p><p>And hittin' the graveyard with a shovel and a bottle of KY.</p><p>No Necro.</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>And hittin' the graveyard with a shovel and a bottle of KY.</p><p></p><p>There are people who don't understand that?</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks FP. That's like the guy at work who said he couldn't believe I like it, because I'm not a redneck. <strong>Some things are just misunderstood by people who don't like it.</strong> <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Like kid-touching?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">No pervo.</font></strong></p><p>And hittin' the graveyard with a shovel and a bottle of KY.</p><p>No Necro.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">And searching out tiny tombstones.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">No necropedo.</font></em></strong></p>

[Sheeplovr]

this isn't weird tom cruise is a big race car fan<br />