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Don Stugots
06-06-2006, 04:57 PM
anyone watch? thoughts on it?

I think they turned away one or two that were really funny.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
06-06-2006, 05:03 PM
Does Tim Meadows really count as a comic? Or Kathy Griffin?

Don Stugots
06-06-2006, 05:07 PM
as judges, maybe

fezident
06-06-2006, 06:19 PM
<p>I love comedy in all it's forms.&nbsp; Sketch, standup, written...whatever.&nbsp;&nbsp; LCS is a good show.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I liked the handicapped guy. He had solid material two weeks in a row but, I kinda resent the <em>overwhelming</em> support thing.&nbsp; He's funny...okay...applaud and let's move on.&nbsp; The knee-slapping laughter and the standing ovation AND the audience award AND the second standing-O is laying it on a bit toooo thick.&nbsp; The sympathy was so thick, you could cut it with a knife.</p><p>Right now, if I had to pick a standout, it's Chris Porter (the dude that looks like Willy Wonka). You can just tell he's got a ton of material that he's dying to do in front of an audience.</p>

tele7
06-06-2006, 07:31 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Does Tim Meadows really count as a comic? Or Kathy Griffin? <p>If Dat Phan is considered a comic, the answer is yes.</p>

Don Stugots
06-07-2006, 02:39 AM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br><p>I love comedy in all it's forms. Sketch, standup, written...whatever. LCS is a good show.</p><p> </p><p>I liked the handicapped guy. He had solid material two weeks in a row but, I kinda resent the <em>overwhelming</em> support thing. He's funny...okay...applaud and let's move on. The knee-slapping laughter and the standing ovation AND the audience award AND the second standing-O is laying it on a bit toooo thick. The sympathy was so thick, you could cut it with a knife.</p><p>Right now, if I had to pick a standout, it's Chris Porter (the dude that looks like Willy Wonka). You can just tell he's got a ton of material that he's dying to do in front of an audience.</p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>


that Porter guy reminds me of kaufmen or Kramer. he should be on a sitcom already. you can tell that he has material, three mins. was not enough for him. i think he done a half hour.

fezident
06-07-2006, 05:24 AM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><blockquote /><p>If Dat Phan is considered a comic, the answer is yes.</p><p>When they recapped the previous seasons of LSC, they didn't even MENTION Dat Phan!&nbsp; Classic!&nbsp; The guy actually WON the first season and he didn't even make it into the montage.&nbsp; </p><p>He is the Justin Guarini of comedy.</p>

BrooklynKat
06-07-2006, 09:19 AM
I'm a big fan of those Best Week Ever comedians&nbsp;so i'm glad to see peeps like Doug Benson made it!

JustJon
06-07-2006, 09:35 AM
I think they need to give a spot to Buckstar, until then I'm boycotting.<br />

QueensideDave
06-07-2006, 11:17 AM
Roz SUCKED. I thought she was bottom 3 on last nights episode. I don't know how she made it through.

John(?) blue was well deserving of the extra award, I thought he nailed his set and was actually hilarious.

drusilla
06-07-2006, 06:54 PM
<p>josh blue is really funny.&nbsp; ok, the standing ovation was a bit
much, but he really does have some good material.&nbsp;&nbsp; chris
porter does seem very sitcomish which is good i guess, but i dont think
hes that funny.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>if bill dwyer loses, should he just
quit comedy all together since he has been doing this for 15 years
&amp; is somewhat established?&nbsp;</p>

fezident
06-07-2006, 07:04 PM
<p>Yeah, that's what I'm saying.&nbsp; Josh Blue IS funny.&nbsp; I laughed at almost all his jokes (the one about&nbsp;having to write&nbsp;each digit of his phone number on a seperate sheet of paper was great.&nbsp; &quot;here...don't mix 'em up&quot;)</p><p>I just wish that people knew how to laugh appropriately and move on.&nbsp; That audience was a little TOO enthusiastic.&nbsp; It was almost patronizing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Porter was a LOT better during the audition process.&nbsp; He crammed a lot more funny into those first two segments. His 2 mins wasn't hilarious but, you could tell that he didn't really hit his stride.&nbsp; I can't wait to see him get more time.</p>

spoon
06-07-2006, 08:43 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br />Does Tim Meadows really count as a comic? Or Kathy Griffin? <p>Holy shit!&nbsp; I actually agree with Alice!!!???&nbsp; Seriously, Tim Meadows is fucking awful, Kathy Griffin is a dumb tramp, Marshall is close to death and Athony is a marble-mouthed hick that never even made me chuckle lightly.&nbsp; What the fuck is going on with this show?&nbsp; I guess it started out bad when you use the talent scouts for fucking Jay Leno!&nbsp; One fat fuck and a gay twerp doesn't always equal comedy gold you dumb sluts.</p>

spoon
06-07-2006, 08:48 PM
<strong>fezident</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yeah, that's what I'm saying.&nbsp; Josh Blue IS funny.&nbsp; I laughed at almost all his jokes (the one about&nbsp;having to write&nbsp;each digit of his phone number on a seperate sheet of paper was great.&nbsp; &quot;here...don't mix 'em up&quot;)</p><p>I just wish that people knew how to laugh appropriately and move on.&nbsp; That audience was a little TOO enthusiastic.&nbsp; It was almost patronizing.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Porter was a LOT better during the audition process.&nbsp; He crammed a lot more funny into those first two segments. His 2 mins wasn't hilarious but, you could tell that he didn't really hit his stride.&nbsp; I can't wait to see him get more time.</p><p>You're right about Porter not hitting last night, so why did he make it?&nbsp; And how the fuck did that annoying &quot;i lost 45 lbs. chick&quot; make it through.&nbsp; I couldn't stand her fucking act.&nbsp; I'd rather lick Roz's ass then hear her act again.&nbsp; On second thought, I just want me some purple winged bat!!!</p>

fezident
06-21-2006, 03:37 AM
<p>Does anyone else have a problem with the actual format of this show?</p><p>I understand that they have to vote out the weakest people but, there's got to be a better way to do it.&nbsp; The way it is now, the WORSE you are at comedy...the MORE time you get on TV.&nbsp; I think that kinda sucks.</p><p>This show is all about EXPOSURE and, they way they're running it....you almost get rewarded for being bad. You get MORE national air time than the people who are technically better.</p><p>Chris Porter and Roz tore it up.&nbsp; They were immune. Fine.&nbsp; But, they SHOULD be allowed to do another set on national TV.&nbsp; Instead...we get the sucky ones.</p><p>Kna'mean?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fezident on 6-21-06 @ 9:28 AM</span>

flavopop
06-21-2006, 03:50 AM
<p><font size="2">Good Point Fezadent..That Stella was a TOP NOTCH HACK!&nbsp; How she made it past the screeners is unreal.&nbsp; I kinda like the dykie but cute&nbsp;short blond&nbsp;haired skinny chick who reminds me a bit of Ellen.&nbsp; She had the best lines of the night to me.&nbsp; Shes quick witted and loves making fun of people, which makes her an ace in my&nbsp; book right away.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">No doubt the crappy comics get more air which is stupid.&nbsp; Roz is funny but to distburbing to look at.&nbsp; The kid with Palsey is funny to, even beyond the Palsy.&nbsp; Finally, the dude who didnt heckle is just plain GAY!..</font></p>

torker
06-21-2006, 04:48 AM
<p>They should have called last night's show <em>The Unfunniest Cunt Standing</em>.</p><p>The funniest thing about the show last night was Anthony Clark's mortician make-up.</p>

fezident
06-21-2006, 06:10 AM
<p>I'm surprised that there's never been a pay-per-view LAST COMIC STANDING that features successful comedians.&nbsp; </p><p>Rock, Chappelle, Seinfeld, Attell, Degeneres,&nbsp;Carlin, Cook, Black, Ross &amp; Vos ..... on and on.&nbsp; You could easily find&nbsp;24 well-known comics to do battle.&nbsp; It would DEFINITELY sell out any arena.&nbsp; </p>

QueensideDave
06-21-2006, 09:18 AM
They made good yesterday by voting off Stella but even though April wasn't great, she was better than that other lady. Kristin Key and Josh Blue seem to be the early favorites right now.

redsfanjohn
07-12-2006, 11:42 AM
Any one catch it last night. By far the best episode this season. Jim Norton made it even better.

J.Clints
07-12-2006, 11:48 AM
So far this season has sucked. But jim did make it better.

fezident
07-12-2006, 01:28 PM
Chris Porter tore it up.&nbsp; His set at the Roast was on par with ANY seasoned pro.

spoon
07-12-2006, 02:41 PM
<p>Got to say Porter and Roz fucking cracked me up last night.&nbsp; Kristen fucking flatlined at the roast and wasn't that great at the end either.&nbsp; At least they got rid of the unfunny twats, how did some of these hacks even get there?&nbsp; I really hated the selections early on this year.&nbsp; Stella made Justice look like Chris Rock, and Rebecca&nbsp;Cory&nbsp;wasn't funny the last time I saw her in Willy Wonka.&nbsp; Bill Dwyer, do I really need to even address him?&nbsp; They passed up some really funny cats too!&nbsp; I guess they had to go the whole United Colors of Benetton/United Nations route huh?&nbsp; I call shenanigans!</p><p><img src="http://essendon.dfo.com.au/temp/xdfo/media/benneton.jpg" border="0" /></p>