Everyone, Listen Up...

[Pootertoot]

There are rumblings up in the ivory tower.

Although there's nothing to worry about right now as far as I'm concerned, to make sure this forum stays alive and well, let me set forth a few things:

<b>Respect the Ladies.</b> There's a little worry among the other mods that you horny motherfuckers out there will start harassing the fine women of RF.net. Nothing's caught my attention yet, but...

If I catch any ONE of you motherfuckers bothering any ONE of these ladies, I will personally make it my personal fucking quest to hunt you down and hurt you in places you didn't know you had. Your fucking mothers will feel it.

Plus, you'll be banned and stuff. But that's the least of your worries.

<b>Don't be afraid to post.</b> I'm just getting this one out of the way. Just because a few posters have started a shitload of threads doesn't mean they're the only ones posting. There are more posters than Topic-Starters, myself included. I rarely start my own threads. I just take other threads and turn them evil.

There are plenty of wonderful women posting here. For all those of you that have kept this board thriving, keep on posting. At least I appreciate it. Those of you that want to post anything but haven't...go for it. We're much nicer than the icky boys everywhere else, plus the guys worship you here.

That's pretty much all that needs to be said, I think.

Anyone have any problems? 'Cause if so, perhaps you'd like to see what your genitals look like from the inside.

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[The Blowhard]

Yeah, what he said!

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[girl germs]

mr. pootertwat is always correct.

people, listen to him!

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[IkeaBoy]

if i have said anything offensive to any woman i apologize

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

[girl germs]

ikeaboy, your presence here marginalizes me.

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[The Blowhard]

Top this.

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[Dirtybird11]

this comming from a guy that fucks babys

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[RF Godfather]

If I did anything to offend any of the lovely women on the board, I apologize wholeheartedly. I'm not sure if I did, but I'll apologize anyway.

Yadda Yadda Yadda!

Mee Meep!

Jinkies! Zoinks!

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[Jennitalia]

i just wanted to say i think the guys here have been very cool so far, to me anyways. But then again, i'm sure i could offend the guys before they offended me

[TooCute]

Hey, yes, everyone has been nothing but cool here. I am also not a big thread-starter, but whatever :)



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[Pootertoot]

Just to clarify, I don't think anyone has offended anyone, and there are no problems in my opinion.

This was just a preemptive strike, as some of the other mods are concerned.

Unlike the other, much nicer mods, I will hunt you down and kill you if anything goes wrong in my forum, so I think we have a nice relationship going otherwise.

Perrynoid said it best...I cannot be offended. I don't think any of the women here can either, but if you're ill at ease, vocalize it.

And no, none of you guys are at fault, Ikeaboy, Mark...although if you don't stop marginalizing Ms. Germs, Ikeaboy, I will look away when she releases the powers of her vagina on you. If you think that's nice, just think of the end of Indiana Jones.

TooCute, you're a wonderful contributer and this forum owes a lot to you as it does others. Just some people are more concerned with who starts the topics than who posts the posts. I'm not. So have fun!

And remember...I will kill you all one day. Let's make it later rather than sooner.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Ladies listen to him. Follow his lead. He is submissively talking to your vagina. He is slowly overtaking the power of your almighty hole. Once he empowers it, an unveiling sense of delight will pass through your vagina like none other.

I can only blame Lou for my classic threads that you all love. I will try to keep it at a minimum but I must confess my vagina and my posts are empowered by the Pootertwat. Slowly he will reign all vaginas! Therefore, it will not be your vagina posting, it will be Lou the mastermind behind your vagina. I am a thread starta, horrific thread starta. Gotta love Prodigy. ;)

How many times did I type VAGINA?

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[Death Metal Moe]

I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO OFFEND!!

But yea, you're right. NO need to get all gay in here.

Also, It's been my experience that MOST Internet "tough guys" are little pencil neck Cyber Geeks. Just an observation.

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[girl germs]

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little oolong isn't even a female rabbit...but yet he's still in control of his vagina.

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[HordeKing1]

I thought Lil' Ooolong was male!

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[HordeKing1]

POOTERTOOT'S point is completely valid. (And yes we are talking to the men in the audience.)

We will not tollerate any nasty posts on this or any other fourm.



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[JustJon]

I just want to add that if any ladies are uncomfortable voicing things like harrassment, you can contact a mod privately.

If it's an urgent issue, you can talk to any of us. Even though Poot's name is on the outside doesn't mean the rest of us cannot help you with anything in here.

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[TooCute]

Actually, I need to share that
hile you all have been great,
total coincidence that I just
got a random unsolicited "Hi
you're cute, I'm blah blah
blah, male 27, westchester"
email from someone from
OA.com. Ew! Well that's my own
fault I guess.

Goes to show how cool
RF.net folks are!




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[Pootertoot]

Here in The Ladies Room, it's Hos before Bros.

Isn't that nice?

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[Gvac]

Does this mean I have to wear pants from now on when I visit this forum?

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[Gwen]

Gvac- A word of advice: Pants first then shoes, its awlays easier that way.

Pooter- I should slap you for ho's before bros just on principle in this room

All the other guys- I havent been offended by anything thats been said so far. I think most of the women here can do to things: 1. take a joke and 2. tell when you guys aren't joking around anymore. So as far as Im concerned no worries!

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[JustJon]

"Hi
you're cute, I'm blah blah
blah, male 27, westchester"
yeah, sorry about that. I send that to everyone, but to you, it was special. ;)

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I thought Lil' Ooolong
was male!


HK, I thought the same exact
thing!

I'm an editor-- I'm "trained"
to cath things like that!

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I wish I loved the human race;
I wish I loved its silly face;
I wish I liked the way it
walks; I wish I liked the way
it talks; And when I'm
intoduced to one; I wish I
thought, What jolly fun!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I mean, "catch."

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I wish I loved the human race;
I wish I loved its silly face;
I wish I liked the way it
walks; I wish I liked the way
it talks; And when I'm
intoduced to one; I wish I
thought, What jolly fun!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Pootertoot,

Have I told you lately you're
my hero?

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I wish I loved the human race;
I wish I loved its silly face;
I wish I liked the way it
walks; I wish I liked the way
it talks; And when I'm
intoduced to one; I wish I
thought, What jolly fun!

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[Pootertoot]

Why, thank you! I'm honored, Petrina. ;O)

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